Final Part – The Stars Scream Award (Winners)
………..Continued from Part 1
Aamir Khan, who craves for only attention these days, deliberately came in during the middle of the show. When enquired about his presence at an award function, he said he no longer believed in the Oscars since his TZP was left out and also mentioned that he’d come as a blogger and not as anyone from the film industry ! He made himself comfortable in the first row where the bloggers sat. Aaaaarti, who had stepped out for a while, returned and requested him to move from her seat(seat no.10). The insulted Khan refused to move and both the A’s argued until Archana(AV), intervened and confused them by relating their argument with theories of Physics.
Speaking of A’s, Apars son ‘A’ was approached by Amol Gupte for his remake of TZP, this time according to his whims and fancies. The confirmation is yet to come from the mother though.
Another surprise that came up during the show was when SRK was asked to present the award for the Worst Actor to current arch rival Salman. Both the Khans weren’t looking at each other, yet a plastic smile was seen on both the faces. The whole auditoriums attention turned to Smita who was weeping as soon as Salmans name was declared. She couldn’t bear the sight of Salman receiving the worst actor trophy and left the auditorium immediately. Salman with his usual wits declared during his acceptance speech that it was SRK who deserved the award for his awful performance in RNBDJ and requested SRK to share the award along with him. The shameless person that SRK is, agreed, and remarked that since he wouldn’t be receiving any of the awards this year, he would only be obliged to share this award with Salman. Meanwhile, Varun, in the absence of Salman, was trying to woo Katrina by singing his version of ‘zara zara touch me, touch me’. Both Salman and Varun were missing in the auditorium after sometime. Rakesh, a new blogger and winner of the Best Mallu Wins post in V-lokam, felt so disgusted when his favorite star SRK, agreed to share the award with Salman. He started booing at the producers of the awards and also stated its stage management to increase the TV ratings. Rakesh was later thrown out of the auditorium when he went to the extent to throwing rotten eggs at the producers.
Ho, Whaaaat a night !!!
Bloggers who couldn’t turn up :
Vishesh – His mom didn’t let him go!
Solilo – She was held up at the immigration in the airport because she couldn’t produce a proof for her Spanish name.
Nikhil – Said he doesn’t like Bollywood !
Rekha – Below 18 years were not allowed.
Bhargavi – Above 70 years were not allowed !
Kanagu – He planned with his friends to come who later on ditched him.
Nimmy – She burnt her cake and was at home preparing another one.
Rakesh Vanamali – He was not allowed to take his camera and he didn’t want to enter without it.
Aparna – Said her sun signs and moon signs collided with her comet signs and wasn’t supposed to travel.
Amit – Got lost in Manchester while taking snaps. Wasn’t reachable.
Sakhi – She had a cocktail of sambar and coke the previous night that upset her stomach.
Arvind – New job, no leave !
Chiranjib – He kept arguing with a cab guy just outside the auditorium since he was particular about every penny.
Ajit – Couldn’t find a matching lungi for his blazer !
Priya – Was too busy making comebacks !
Rads – Her smart kids locked her at home.
Nova – She declined the invitation saying she would go only for Filmfare awards since Filmfare is her favourite magazine.
Alice – Didn’t know the route from Wonderland to Bangalore.
Ambili – Arrived after everyone packed up!
The Star Scream Awards – Results
WORST FILM – Drona WORST DIRECTOR – Subhash Ghai (Yuvvraaj) WORST ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE (MALE) – Salman Khan (God Tussi Great Ho, Yuvvraaj)
For those who came in late, please find the nominations here.