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Gender Equality !

April 26, 2009
This is my attempt at that 55 -word fiction or something that has been around in the blogosphere these days. It was not a deliberate move, this, infact, is an excerpt from one of the my conversations with a friend (girl) and since then, wanted to write a post on it. Thought the ‘under-lying’ message would be better conveyed if its short rather than rambling about it πŸ˜€
Tring Tring

He: Hello?
She : Hey DOG, where have you been?
He : Very much here, BITCH!

She : Disgusting fellow. Is this how you refer a woman?
He : Why ? Bitch is the female word for Dog! Refer me as a man, and I would reciprocate similarly. Gender Equality, ma’am!

She : Call me DOGESS, then !
He : Whaaaaaaaaa ?????



A literary work will be considered 55 Fiction if it has:

  • Fifty-five words or less (A non-negotiable rule)
  • A setting, One or more characters, Some conflict, and A resolution.
    (Not limited to moral of the story)
42 Comments leave one →
  1. Vinz aka Vinu permalink
    April 26, 2009 11:06 am


  2. Aaarti permalink
    April 26, 2009 11:40 am


    is this ur chatto with ur roomie??;)

  3. Praveen permalink
    April 26, 2009 12:04 pm

    dogess :P…that sounds respectable
    and 55 words…message conveyed;)

  4. Archie permalink
    April 26, 2009 1:20 pm

    WDF! If someone calls u ‘dog’ and the person ain’t an african-american low-hip-pant-wearing, got-the-bling-on types… Then it’s fair u call them a bitch.

    [Russell Peter’s Style] Now, if it’s an asian, calling you “dog”… Then call them a racist ba****d and punch em in the face.

    Sigh! You’ve got a lot to learn!

  5. oorjas permalink
    April 26, 2009 1:31 pm

    Dogess..! you came up with that..?

  6. Reema permalink
    April 26, 2009 2:05 pm


  7. Bedazzled permalink
    April 26, 2009 2:47 pm


  8. vishesh permalink
    April 26, 2009 5:52 pm

    hmm…well only a dog knows another dog…ha well true what you say πŸ™‚

  9. amit permalink
    April 26, 2009 5:54 pm

    very intriguing!

  10. Destination Infinity permalink
    April 26, 2009 5:55 pm

    Never knew that bitch was a female dog!

    So, at last this tag has a non-fiction version also!

    Destination Infinity

  11. Ordinary Guy permalink
    April 26, 2009 8:13 pm

    πŸ™‚ LOL….. so Dawg, what was the inspiration to do this….??? πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

  12. Ashwathy permalink
    April 26, 2009 8:16 pm

    To each his own I guess…
    Or HER own as in this case… πŸ˜€

  13. kanaguonline permalink
    April 26, 2009 8:54 pm

    LOL πŸ˜€

  14. Solilo permalink
    April 27, 2009 1:19 am

    Ha..ha..ha…BTW who is this friend who calls you DAWG? Is she Raapchick? :)))

  15. verbivorehere permalink
    April 27, 2009 4:01 am

    aaahem!!! no comments ;P

  16. Rakesh Vanamali permalink
    April 27, 2009 6:20 am

    Whoa!!!! I mean oh! Not to be interpreted as a bark! πŸ˜‰

  17. Rashmi permalink
    April 27, 2009 9:22 am

    lol :-)…

  18. Mad Blogger permalink
    April 27, 2009 10:28 am

    what is a dogess??? :))

  19. vimmuuu permalink
    April 27, 2009 7:54 pm

    @ Vinu :

    πŸ™‚ to you too.

    @ Aaarti :

    LOL, No. But I know what you mean !!!

    @ Praveen :

    LOL. Thank god, you got the message !!!

    @ Archie :

    Errr….I still have to learn ??

    @ Oorjas :

    Nope. She did !

    @ Reema :

    You mean, nonsense ???

  20. vimmuuu permalink
    April 27, 2009 7:55 pm

    @ Bhargavi :

    LOL to you too.

    @ Vishesh :

    Very true.

    Wait a minute, did you just call me a dog???? πŸ˜€

    @ Amit :

    Isnt it?? I know !!! If only, there was a solution to this !!! πŸ˜€

    @ Destination Infinity :

    Welcome to V-Lokam and thanks for dropping in your comment.

    This was a tag????? I didnt know it. I just took it up after reading a lot of them. and seriously, you didnt know about the bitch thingy ??

    @ Ajit :

    So, you didnt read the first part of the post?? LOL

    @ Ashwathy :


  21. Vee permalink
    April 27, 2009 8:26 pm

    I go with Bitch, so what would u reply if a guy says dog.. ‘same to u’ ….??? :):)

  22. vimmuuu permalink
    April 27, 2009 8:29 pm

    @ Oxy:

    Boyyyyy….you are back !!!

    LOL, guys dont use such words normally, na? They abuse with much more dignified words. LOL.

  23. Rakesh permalink
    April 27, 2009 9:51 pm

    This is so racist!!How can u be so atrocious towards dogs??they r mans best friend for gods sake!

    Y do ppl swear by calling each other dog ,bitch na ll???
    Y do u have to use the dogs name to swear? its like insulting those poor creatures na?

    Humans r soo bad!!
    have u ever heard a dog swearing like

    “U bldy son of a human!!”???

    Show some respect to dogs!

  24. Ordinary Guy permalink
    April 28, 2009 12:25 am

    I did read the first part and that is why I exactly asked πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

  25. Varun permalink
    April 28, 2009 4:21 am

    DOGESS… hahaha πŸ™‚

  26. Sakhi permalink
    April 28, 2009 4:40 am

    πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ What equality! πŸ™‚

  27. Reets permalink
    April 28, 2009 2:31 pm

    Really Cool…Amazing sense of humour…Dogesss seems pretty cool!!!

  28. Smita permalink
    April 28, 2009 2:42 pm

    lol, u already know my view on this so why shud I repeat it here??? πŸ˜€

  29. vimmuuu permalink
    April 28, 2009 8:55 pm

    @ Rakesh :

    LOL, Im sorry I hurt the dog community ! Im ashamed of myself now !! πŸ˜€

    @ Ajit :

    Aliyaa, that particular call. That was the inspiration.

    @ Varun :


    @ Sakhi :

    I know. on a lighter note, its time the men woke up from the inequalities. LOL.

    @ Reets :

    Seriously??? You found Dogess cool !! you know what you should all do, send a letter to someone whos incharge of all these words, LOL and get it changed ! Get your plight noticed. and of course, that would be a publicity for my blog too πŸ˜€

    @ Smita :

    LOL, so that others could also read what you feel! sigh !!!

  30. Badz permalink
    April 29, 2009 10:06 am


    Even though i’m a girl,and a lot of women are going to get angry with for saying this, but I agree with you. If woman call you dog, then you call her a bitch. I’d personnally would prefer to be dogess. It sounds nicer. πŸ˜‰

  31. Smita permalink
    April 29, 2009 3:33 pm


    And why shud others know what I feel?

  32. Anonymous permalink
    April 29, 2009 3:56 pm

    Da…. WHAT???

  33. amreekandesi permalink
    April 29, 2009 8:29 pm


    Interesting stuff!

  34. Anonymous permalink
    April 30, 2009 9:03 am

    I still think it is fair enuf to refer a bitch as “dogess”…as in Tiger/ Tigress, Lion/ Lioness or even better Tom/ Queen(Cat)….

  35. aliceinneverland permalink
    April 30, 2009 2:33 pm

    wtf is this?!?!?!

  36. Viviiiiii permalink
    April 30, 2009 7:32 pm

    loved it .. they want equality and wen we respect tat .. they don seem to like it .. hehehehehe .. how rude !!

  37. vimmuuu permalink
    April 30, 2009 8:26 pm

    @ Badz :

    Welcome to V-Lokam and thanks for dropping in your comment.

    You are one understanding girl! LOL! Yeah, Dogess always sounds nicer !

    @ Smita :

    Sigh !! Dont bother !!

    @ Anonymous 1 :

    Whaaaat what??

    @ Amreekandesi :

    LOL. Glad you took it that way !

    @ Anonymous 2 :

    Check my comment to Reeta. Send a petition to that someone to change the word !

    @ Alice :

    This is what happens when you are in wonderland ! Come out, face the reality ! LOL!

    @ Vivek :

    Bang on! You just came up with the underlying message !!

  38. hitchwriter permalink
    May 3, 2009 3:01 am

    never knew bitch was such a serious term, just read IHM’s post and came here… gee…

    but in anycase like rakesh says above the dogs have every right to feel offended… we humans are the worst race… !

  39. Indian Homemaker permalink
    May 3, 2009 1:24 pm

    This 55er gave me the idea of writing a post on why women find being called a Bitch offensive, while they think being called a dogess is alright, do take a look.

  40. vimmuuu permalink
    May 4, 2009 6:40 pm

    @ Indyeah :

    LOL, that was funny. and Im honored for a post to get inspired by you.

    @ Dhiren :

    Dude, now you know its a serious term. Dont you even use it with dogs !! LOL

  41. August 17, 2009 3:13 pm

    ROFL πŸ˜€ U make girls seem so dumb though πŸ˜›

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