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Understanding Women !!!

May 4, 2009

Believe me, this 55 word thingy is a boon. This is the second one in two weeks. LOL. I wanted to post about this incident when it actually happened with me last year. I repeat, it actually happened with me. One of my old friends suddenly appeared online in yahoo messenger and I initiated a conversation. Found it too small to publish then and now with this new blessing in disguise, it has become easier to convey such messages in a short and simple way.

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‘She’ appears online.

He : Helllllllloooooooooooo !!

She : Helllloooo???? why don’t you just say a ‘Hi’ ???

He : What is the difference? It means the same even on Pluto.

She: Don’t you try being over friendly with me !!!!

He : Whaaaaa ????

‘She’ goes offline immediately !

‘He’ laughs & sends offline : GO TO HELL. IT IS A BETTER PLACE TO ROT.

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The inspiration for this 55-er fiction is Archanas latest post and the above was first written as a comment for that post of hers.

PS : I wanted to write this for the previous 55 -er too. All that you find here has to be taken lightly. I have no grudge against any one or any gender. And if anyone finds these posts offensive or rude, please come back after installing the latest version of Sense of Humour in your system 😀

Pic courtesy : Cartoonstock

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49 Comments leave one →
  1. Viviiiiii permalink
    May 4, 2009 11:16 pm

    over friendly ?? jus sayin a hello means being over friendly ?? God help the gals .. do gals from all countries behave like this or … ?

  2. Rakesh permalink
    May 5, 2009 12:06 am

    How could she be soo rude man!!
    this is online ‘peedanam’!!!!

    i also had a similar incident online..i said a hi to this girl and thn she says “over aaakandaa!!”
    wht did i dooo??? 😦

  3. Ordinary Guy permalink
    May 5, 2009 12:10 am

    hahahahaha 🙂
    dai, nee vella panni oppicha 🙂 LOL

    LOL at Rakesh;s comment… online “peedanam” it is… 🙂

    enjay!!!! life teaches people so many things….. 🙂

  4. Ramya permalink
    May 5, 2009 1:30 am

    Do u seriously know any sane people around there?
    And i am expected to leave comments for such douche bags!!!

  5. eye-in-sty-in permalink
    May 5, 2009 3:59 am

    lol… what a way to mask her insecurities!

  6. Ashwathy permalink
    May 5, 2009 4:55 am

    LOL @ Ramya
    what a joy to see ur comments back! 😀 hehe

    @all the guys in the forum
    and yes, pls dont generalise women on the psychos u meet here and there! in the meantime, u can always learn from the occasional weird experience lol

  7. Ashwathy permalink
    May 5, 2009 5:00 am

    LOL @ Ramya
    what a joy to see ur comments back! 😀 hehe

    @all the guys in the forum
    and yes, pls dont generalise women on the psychos u meet here and there! in the meantime, u can always learn from the occasional weird experience lol

  8. Rakesh Vanamali permalink
    May 5, 2009 5:07 am

    Gulp!

    Understanding Women is an impossibility! Like Dumas once said “The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, ‘What does a woman want?”

    And heres my favorite one which was said by Socrates “By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”

    :))

  9. Aaarti permalink
    May 5, 2009 5:40 am

    Helllllloooooooooooooooo!!! 😛

    Good one!!!! 😀
    [was kinda tempted to count the words tho… lolz]

  10. Ramya permalink
    May 5, 2009 5:42 am

    @Ashwathy
    Oh thanks luv!
    My dear brother was wondering if i had dropped dead, so i thought i’d resurface in his comments section.
    lately his posts have become devoid of intelligence.

  11. wtml permalink
    May 5, 2009 6:21 am

    What are you saying???

    I kinda greet like that all the time.. A very long hello or hey..

    Those people are bizarre! 🙂

  12. Solilo permalink
    May 5, 2009 6:49 am

    Hellooooo!

    Pluto is not a planet anymore so is this 55-er still valid.

    😀 😀

    Ha..ha..at online ‘peedanam’.

  13. Ashwathy permalink
    May 5, 2009 7:26 am

    @Ramya
    You make it sound as if his previous posts were full of intelligence… was wondering if that was a typo coz it’s not like you to admit it LOL 😀

  14. Vinz aka Vinu permalink
    May 5, 2009 8:23 am

    helllloooo..!!
    (intending to become more friendly..)

    🙂

  15. Bedazzled permalink
    May 5, 2009 9:21 am

    lol,seriously !

  16. vishesh permalink
    May 5, 2009 9:47 am

    dude see why you going all around the place saying you respect the three genders and not an MCP blah blah? 😛 And I think this comes under the LOL challenge 😉 😛 😆

  17. hitchwriter permalink
    May 5, 2009 11:40 am

    Girls will be girls !! lol… I wont say nething more ! 😀 *weary*

  18. Nautankey permalink
    May 5, 2009 12:23 pm

    Weird ppl are there in every gender,race and nationality. And boy you just mentioned she is an old friend.In case you had done some thiruvilayadal with her years ago and she gave the response based on that…well u never know,we are hearing only one side of the story u see 😛

  19. Ashwathy permalink
    May 5, 2009 1:20 pm

    i love the way u find hidden perspectives for everything 😀 heheh

  20. Ashwathy permalink
    May 5, 2009 1:21 pm

    oops.. forgot to mention that the above comment was aimed at Nautankey 🙂 heh

  21. Smita permalink
    May 5, 2009 2:35 pm

    Lol! I believe you. You have it in you to bring out such an extreme reaction in anybody 😀

  22. Chiranjib permalink
    May 5, 2009 2:42 pm

    One friendly advice for you: Never ever try to understand a woman!!! 😀 😀 😀

  23. Smitha permalink
    May 5, 2009 3:13 pm

    What exactly did you do to evoke such a reaction from her 🙂 Come on, come clear !!!

  24. Kislay permalink
    May 5, 2009 3:31 pm

    😀 Some one , said somewhere , that Quantum Physics would be easier and less complicated . 🙂

  25. vimmuuu permalink
    May 5, 2009 5:55 pm

    @ Vivek :

    LOl. Dont panic my friend ! There are some exceptions. But exceptions are not examnples.LOL.

    @ Rakesh :

    LOL @ peedanam. For those, who dont know what he meant – ONLINE HARASSMENT !

    Im glad you experienced something similar. LOL.

    @ Ajit :

    LOL, njaan pani oppikanamengil, njaan vere janikkanam ! LOL

    Life doesnt teach us, they are here to teach us! and we will keep learning !

    @ Ramya :

    LOL. Yes, you are expected !

    and speaking of intelligence, it runs in the family sis !! and moreover, you have always found it difficult to find the under lying messages. LOL.

    Btw, welcome back. There were a lot of sane posts which deserved your insane comments. Where were you ? 😀

  26. vimmuuu permalink
    May 5, 2009 5:56 pm

    @ Aparna :

    Welcome back Gappu. Next time you greet a girl, be careful! LOL !

    @ Solilo :

    So what if Pluto isnt a planet anymore. It still exists, na? LOL.

    and whats with that Hellooo , huh? trying to over friendly ? LOL

    @ Vinu :

    LOL. With me, its ok. But dont you dare try this on a girl !! LOL

    @ Bhargavi :

    😀 seriously to you too. LOL.

  27. The Pink Orchid permalink
    May 5, 2009 6:13 pm

    hahhahahaahahaahahahahahaaah … and I am still laughing..

    this one was bang on!! 😀 loved it..

    thank God, my sense of humor is of the latest version 😉

  28. The Pink Orchid permalink
    May 5, 2009 6:14 pm

    blogrolled ya.. 😛

  29. vimmuuu permalink
    May 5, 2009 7:58 pm

    @ Kajal :

    Im glad that you have the latest version installed. Btw, is it a pirated one?? 😀

  30. The Pink Orchid permalink
    May 5, 2009 8:00 pm

    lol.. yeah you say that and I might end up trading my new version for a model of the 60s 😛

  31. Indyeah permalink
    May 5, 2009 8:45 pm

    LOL!!
    ummm how long a hellooo wa s it? coz we count too 😀
    what??dont gape…we do…:D

    *sniggers*

    hellllllllloooooooooooo!!!
    Vimmuu 😀
    leaves Vimmuu to desperately count the E’s and the L’s and the O’s in there
    😀

  32. vimmuuu permalink
    May 5, 2009 9:50 pm

    @ Kajal :

    LOL, Oh no !!!

    @ Indyeah :

    Seriously??? You people do that??? LOL. so, hows the judgement done? The more the letters, the more danger ???

    and yeah, dont you dare being over friendly with me!! LOL !!!

  33. Ramya permalink
    May 5, 2009 11:05 pm

    @Ashwathy
    Yeah it was a typo.I meant “vimal is devoid of intelligence.Period”
    lol.

    @Vimal
    yes it took me a while to get the underlying message when your mom said you were a “Special Child”
    ROFL.

  34. vimmuuu permalink
    May 6, 2009 12:14 am

    @ Ramya :

    Did she actually say that???? Gee..I always knew thought so !!! LOL

  35. verbivorehere permalink
    May 6, 2009 4:08 am

    men from mars..and women from venus…err who told u to come up with pluto??? 😛 😛 😛

  36. Destination Infinity permalink
    May 6, 2009 4:33 am

    I think she should get a firewall to protect herself on the internet. The internet today is a dangerous place!!!

    Destination Infinity

  37. alphabetworld permalink
    May 6, 2009 5:20 am

    hehehehehe….weird woman!

    now, if i were to talk to that “she”, she might sctually think i’m a guy, with an female online name….cozmy hellos are always tooooo long 😀 — and that means i’m not one among those “she”s 😀

    LOL @ “online peedanam”

    and pluto isnt a planet anymore? so, that mickey-mouse-dog was for real?!! 😮 😀

  38. Rashmi permalink
    May 6, 2009 12:16 pm

    I am damm sure..u must have done something with her in past …and she must be reacting today…

    u know girls memory is too sharp to forget anything 🙂

  39. vimmuuu permalink
    May 6, 2009 4:20 pm

    @ Verbivorehere :

    LOL, thats a good one. Now, why didnt I think of that??? and yes, she didnt even give me time to think. LOL

    @ Destination Infinity :

    LOL. she needs protection from herself first !! 😀

    @ Priya :

    LOL. Thats the way we were brought up ! Putting too many l’s and o’s has become our habit !!! 😀

    yeah, pluto isnt a planet ! Its a dwarf planet now !!!

    @ Rashmi :

    Honest, I didnt !! What makes you think so ?? Im such an innocent soul you see !!! Look whos talking, huh ? LOL

    and yeah, girls have a lot of other sharp attributes too. Sharp memory, sharp vision, sharp tongue, except a sharp… 😀

  40. amit permalink
    May 6, 2009 9:35 pm

    Maybe she was from Pluto and you were very disrespectful of her planet.

  41. Badz permalink
    May 6, 2009 10:24 pm

    I couldn’t help but laugh at that. What did you do to get such a reaction? Girls don’t react like that for no reason. Well no one I know does. BUT I guess the way you wrote Hello did sound aa little flirty/dangerous. 😛

    And Viviiiiii. Not all girls from all countries react like that. I think it’s an indian thing. 😉

  42. oorjas permalink
    May 7, 2009 6:55 am

    you sure she was your same ‘friend’…?

    and you didn’t have a past hsitory with her then try n remember if you did something to any of her friends.

    coz girls like all that hellllooooooooooo….!!!!s the more the better…

  43. Archie permalink
    May 7, 2009 12:42 pm

    ROFL!

    And they say I have wierd friends!

  44. vimmuuu permalink
    May 8, 2009 4:42 pm

    @ Amit :

    Do they have yahoo access in Pluto ?? LOL

    @ Badz :

    That was flirty…that was dangerous !!!! This would have been the exact reaction of that girl, na?? LOL

    @ Oorjas :

    Yup, it was her alright ! and puhleeez, no past history !!!
    I guess that was one abnormally normal girl !!

    @ Archie :

    We should start a club ! LOL.

  45. May 8, 2009 6:27 pm

    hah.. well, now i know u really cud be an Ant-Fe!! 😛

  46. Indian Homemaker permalink
    May 9, 2009 5:22 am

    Sounds really weird!
    Could it be possible that it was somebody else on her computer???

  47. Reema permalink
    May 11, 2009 3:15 pm

    trust this to happen to u!!

  48. Sakhi permalink
    May 13, 2009 9:22 am

    Are you sure you have pasted the complete conversation ???? 😛 😛 😉

  49. August 17, 2009 2:53 pm

    ROFL 😀

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