When I underwent Sex Change – Part 1
This was the only thing left for me to do and here it is !!
Solilolilol tagged me to list down 5 crushes of mine if I were a girl / woman / lady. Now to understand what a woman needs or wants, I have to be one. So for this tag, just for this tag, I am undergoing sex change.
This is how it all happened :
Solilo, a blogger-cum-scientist, had invented a sex change machine, which she named Switcheroo and had invited OG, Dhiren, me and a few other bloggers to test it. Apparently, she wants to conduct a research on the kind of crushes men and women have. We are then supposed to publish our experiences as a post in our respective blogs. The research results would be used for……aahhhhh, I don’t know !
We were made to sit outside while the tests were being conducted on the bloggers in the lab. My turn came up and I entered the room. All I had to do was to lie down on a couch inside the machine and wear the necessary outfits required so that you know…..you know…… !!
Inside the machine it was written, “The transformation takes approximately 20 mins, depending on Ahem!! Ahem !! Once it happens, you would not be aware of your previous gender. You would be a totally different person. Keep your outfits ready and please no drinks or makeup allowed”.
Solilo asked me to say when I was ready. I nodded my head in consent and she immediately pressed a button. Pooooooooooooooooffffffffffffff !!!
After 10 mins…………
Ppppttttt…bbbbrrr…pttttt…ptttt…..bdddddmmmm….chishhhh. The machine stopped.
Voice from inside the machine : Over ?????
Solilo : I am afraid not Vimal, errr..whatever you are. I forgot, its 3pm and we have power cut / load shedding here at this time. I am really sorry. Please stay inside the machine; you are neither here nor there now. I hope you understand !!
Whatever : Whaaat ??? Oh my goodness ! Am I a transgender??? SOLILO, get me back to ‘either this or that’ right now and I hope YOU understand what I am saying !!!
Solilo : Sure. Sure. But we will have to wait for an hour for the power to restore.
Whatever (with wide open eyes) : Until then???
Solilo thinking to herself , “ Ahaaa ! This is the first time we have a transgender. Let me listen to their version also. This would help my survey. Buhahahhahaha” !!
Solilo (with a gleam in her eyes) : Hmm…maybe, you could come up with your 5 crushes. We could save a lot of time and when the power comes back, you could be yourself sooner. What say?
Whatever : Ok. Can I take any of the bloggers name? (asking innocently)
Solilo : Nooooooooooo. Not now. We will see how this goes first !!!
Whatever : Oh….ok ! Here goes :
(( Solilo takes her notepad and starts writing.
Title “5 Crushes of a Transgender” ))
1 ) Shah Rukh Khan :
Honestly, I never liked the earlier SRK. He used to hit men and women in all his earlier movies. I started liking him after DDLJ and he has become my role model ever since he did that gag with Saif in KHNH. Six packs or family packs, he is the best !!
2 ) Mimoh Chakraborthy :
I saw his Jimmy five times, you knowww !! What a star ! His hair reminds me of Weirdo, my dog that died at a very young age.
3) Karan Johar :
Do I need to give any explanation?
They both look sooo cute together, na?
4) Rakhi Sawant :
I use to have high regards for her. But ever since she did that matrimonial publicity stunt, I am thinking otherwise. Only men were allowed to be a part of it. Hypocrite that she is !!!
Solilo interrupting : Wait ! Wait ! Wait ! Atleast one non film celebrity please !!
5) Hmmm…..Varun Gandhi :
To be continued……….(obviously!!)