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Deleted Scenes – When I underwent Sex Change.

June 8, 2009

Woooopie, it feels great to be back ! Thanks Smita 2, Oorja, AV and Ashwathy for making me feel like a man again ! LOL

For those who have no idea what I am talking about, check this and this. and Ashwathys is infact a continuation from where I left.

The below sequences were deleted from Part 2 because the write up was getting too long and were not that relevant to the main plot (as if, the rest were!). I had to wait till everyone finished the tag so that I could come out of the evil clutches of the dumb scientist (contracting adjectives, isnt it?)

Deleted Scene-1

Immediately after the first part after completing the 5 crushes of a transgender.

Soililo (Handing over a research application form) : Another 30 mins to go. Meanwhile, please fill this form, its for us to keep a record.
Whatever : Sure. (looking at the form and asking Solilo) There are only two options for Sex. Where do I mark mine ? Never thought I would be asking you this question, of all the people I know !!
Solilo : Oopsie !!

Peanut comes in casually………………………………….

Deleted Scene- 2

Vimala : (( Deep Sigh )) Btw, who is the father of this kid? (Looking at her belly)
Solilo : You are asking me??
Vimala : Do you see anyone else in this room or do you think I enjoy speaking to myself ?? Of course, I am asking you. You are the one who made me pregnant ! Grrrrrrr…..
Solilo : Hmm…Errr….not exactly me. It’s the machine. But seriously, I have no idea. But whom do you want it to be?
Vimala : What do you mean? I have a choice in this also?

Deleted Scene – 3

Solilo takes her notepad once again and begins to write.
Title : How I wish one of this is my childs father (5 Crushes of a pregnant woman)

1. Himesh Reshammiya

Solilo : Oh no, not him ! Unless, you want the poor child to howl right from your womb.
Vimala : Uggh ! Ok then, here goes :

1. A. R.Rahman…..

Deleted Scene – 4

Just after the 5 Crushes list :

Solilo pretends to feed the result in the machine, and asks Vimala to step in for the reversal.

Vimala : Heyy, wait a minute. But where would this belly go?
Solilo : Don’t worry, it would go where it came from !!!
Vimala : What do you mean? Don’t you know that I am a typical Indian woman and that I am sensitive about all this ????
Solilo : Do not ask too many questions ? I already have no idea what I am doing with the machine.
Vimala lies down (swearing) and Solilo presses the button for reversal.

This time, its seriously THE END !

35 Comments leave one →
  1. lifeismystery permalink
    June 8, 2009 10:55 am

    Finally an end to the Vimala in you..
    It was good reading the whole series of events..

  2. Vaishnavi permalink
    June 8, 2009 12:50 pm

    How bad!!! Being(???) a typical Indian woman you shd'nt have got back into the machine…maybe, I could have come in for your rescue offering to adopt your child on a condition that, what u deliver is not an "whatever"…

  3. indyeahforever permalink
    June 8, 2009 1:13 pm

    LOL!!@Solilo's oopsie 😀
    says so much doesnt it?;))
    LOL@Unless, you want the poor child to howl right from your womb.

    the deleted scenes were as good as the final drafts:D:D
    loved this too:D
    what an imagination you have Vimmuu!:D:D
    thoroughly enjoyed this series!!!

    also hats off for being so damn sporting about it 😀

  4. hitchwriter permalink
    June 8, 2009 1:23 pm

    ha ha ha… roflol… just when I thought the fun ended… its still making me squirm laughing !!!!!!

    man like Indyeah says… u have been an amazing sport… !!!!

    and this is so so damn phunny…

    himesh reshamia !!!!!! OMG !!! lol… !

  5. Anonymous permalink
    June 8, 2009 1:37 pm

    hahaa..the deleted scenes were awesome..wht we need next is a prequel and the 'making' of the 'whtever'haha

  6. Kislay permalink
    June 8, 2009 1:59 pm

    You surpass yourself . And you converted one tag to three hilarious posts . Kudos .

  7. Smitha permalink
    June 8, 2009 2:22 pm

    Oh my god!! You went and made it even better 🙂 That was even better 🙂 You should make this a regular feature in your blog 🙂
    So is Vimala finally gone 😦 Just when I had really started liking her:(

  8. Imp's Mom permalink
    June 8, 2009 2:27 pm

    damn! Came her to meet Vimala and she is gone!! boo hooo 😦

    was good reading all 3 posts 😀

  9. Ordinary GUy permalink
    June 8, 2009 2:32 pm

    hahahahahaha 😛
    aliya, you have taken a good interest in this topic 😛

    ROFL at the deleted scenes 😛

    and more importantly, thanks for being back !!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Anu Russell permalink
    June 8, 2009 3:04 pm

    rofl, lol…i think i like vimala…can i have her back please?

  11. Smita permalink
    June 8, 2009 3:12 pm

    I refuse to comment!!!

  12. Ashwathy permalink
    June 8, 2009 3:43 pm

    LOL vimala didi seems have to become a popular character… she achieved in 2 days what u cudnt achieve in 2 years!! 😛

    ROFL @ deleted scenes…they shud ahve been included…they are ALL good! but yes, it wud have made the post ridiculously long!

    and u make it sound as if they r deleted from the final rushes of a film! 😀 thats the feeling i had while reading it!

  13. Ashwathy permalink
    June 8, 2009 4:10 pm

    P.S.: hey!! my post is not just a continuation of urs… it saved ur reputation (and orientation) and gave it a conclusion to ur series. mention that, you ungrateful NOW-guy! 😀

    LOL @ this time it's seriously the end! thank goodness! 😀

  14. Vee permalink
    June 8, 2009 4:34 pm

    Lol… I have been asked to do the same and m in thinking mode.. :hmmm

  15. amit permalink
    June 8, 2009 8:50 pm

    Aha! The director's cut is always interesting. The editing was quite perfect! 😛

  16. Solilo permalink
    June 8, 2009 11:13 pm

    As long as it is not my bachcha I am fine. :)))) Machine is scary. It can even make a Ma it's Baap. :))))))))

    Good to see you back all normal. The weather isn't stormy anymore. All clear. Ha…ha..ha..

    *Solilo sending the machine to Hrithik Roshan so that he could turn into Hrithika*

  17. Solilo permalink
    June 8, 2009 11:15 pm

    BTW what to do with all the marriage proposals Vimala received from suitable bloggers like OG and so on. :))))

  18. Rakesh Vanamali permalink
    June 9, 2009 4:44 am

    Lol! This is one roller coaster ride that has come to an end….. finally!

    I'm curious…… and wondering, about the inspiration behind this series…… apart from the tag that is!


  19. Oorja permalink
    June 9, 2009 8:22 am

    Viamla is gone.. too bad.. btw what child was she carriying.. did u check that..?

    i agree Vimala is more popular in 2 days thatn.. ahem….

    LOL you have made a great series out of it.. 🙂

  20. vimmuuu permalink
    June 9, 2009 9:43 am

    @ Mystery :

    Yes. Finally !! Phew !

    @ Vaishnavi :

    Welcome to V-Lokam and thanks for dropping in your comment. What took you so long to comment ?? LOL

    You were ready to adopt the child because of the five choices I made, right?

    @ Indyeah :

    LOL. and they say I know nothing about sports !!!

    @ Dhiren :

    Probably reading this series made you sick, who knows !

  21. vimmuuu permalink
    June 9, 2009 9:44 am

    @ Anonymous :

    Making of the whatever is already there in the first part. Guess you missed that!

    @ Kislay :

    LOL, I never realised that. one tag into three nonsensical posts ! 😀

    @ Smitha :

    A regular series??? What do you mean ??? LOL

    @ Imps Mom :

    LOL, she is gone for good ! my good ! 😀

  22. vimmuuu permalink
    June 9, 2009 9:44 am

    @ OG :

    Yes, Im back, in all sense. LOL

    @ Anu :

    LOL, you liked that nagging preg woman ??? 😀

    @ Smita :

    and I refuse to reply to your comment. LOL

    @ Ashwathy :

    Very true. I have never had so many new readers for one post in two years and am I happy or what !!!

    Yeah, it would have been long and you felt it like film editing. Wow, thats what I wanted. LOL.

    and should I reply to P.S.'s ? 😀

  23. vimmuuu permalink
    June 9, 2009 9:44 am

    @ Vee:

    You too??? Best of luck booyyy? Who tagged you ????

    @ Amit :

    LOL, its definitely sounding good. directors cut, editing, etc. 😀

    @ Solilo :

    I know, what a machine !!! now you know what happens when someone tags me. So this was why all that storm, huh?? I mean, the storm pic in your blog. The world was coming to an end with your experiments.

    But jokes aside, Im happy that you took everything what I wrote in the right spirit.

    Marriage proposals?? Who? where? How?? What are you talking about?

    @ Rakesh 2 :

    LOL, yeah, finally. Im sure you guys are glad it ended 😀

    and seriously, no inspirations. Wanted to have a lot of fun, thats all.

    @ Oorja :

    LOL, ask Solilo, she must be knowing the sex of the child !!! Yeah, she became more popular than the normal me. Sigh !!!

  24. Pixie permalink
    June 9, 2009 3:55 pm


    I'm so glad Vimala is gone forever! 😛

    But, you did look pretty when you were pregnant!! 😀

    So, who was the dad?
    😛 😛

  25. Smita permalink
    June 9, 2009 5:44 pm

    Liar! You replied to my comment just now and you say you refuse to reply. Huh! Liar!

  26. vimmuuu permalink
    June 9, 2009 5:58 pm

    @ Pixie :

    LOL, you are the only person who said that ! Thanks.

    @ Smita :

    and you lied that you refuse to comment when you actually did. LOL

  27. Anu Russell permalink
    June 9, 2009 6:51 pm

    Dude, don't you think that it is better to be the prego than the husband at the receiving end???

  28. whacky permalink
    June 9, 2009 9:28 pm

    Finally an end to the Vimala .. it was fun reading the whole series of events.. 😀

    I was off blogosphere for some time .. and when i come i happen to see this one 😛

    I'm glad i'm back

  29. partywithneha permalink
    June 10, 2009 10:27 am

    OMG…didnt expect another post on this..But i'm lovin' it!
    ROFL material…

  30. partywithneha permalink
    June 10, 2009 11:17 am

    Blogrolled ya!

  31. vimmuuu permalink
    June 10, 2009 11:28 am

    @ Anu :

    It is ??? LOL. Now, dont give me ideas !!!

    @ Whacky :

    OMG ! you are back ! I thought you left the blogosphere!! Nice to see you again.

    @ Neha :

    Thanks for the roll. I did that with your blog long ago. LOL.

  32. Badz permalink
    June 10, 2009 7:05 pm

    I know I'm a little late. Just get caught up woth other stuff and forget to comment. 😛

    ROFL!! I loved you deleted scenes. I'm so sad Vimala has gone. 😦

    I wanted to know about her going into labour experence. 😛

    BUT you so sweet to take this so light heartedly and making us all laugh. You have a good imagination. 🙂

  33. verbivorehere permalink
    June 11, 2009 1:08 pm

    ever tried for some script writing jobs 😛 seriously u seem to have a flair for it 😛 only prob is finding directors for such topics 😛

  34. vimmuuu permalink
    June 11, 2009 1:14 pm

    @ Badz :

    LOL, you wanted the labor experience also???? You shouldnt be talking to the rest of the girls. You are becoming just like them. VERY MEAN !! LOL.

    @ Verbivorehere :

    Gee, I would love to !! I know, India is still very conservative for such topics !! LOL

  35. Reema permalink
    June 20, 2009 7:16 pm

    it has been fun reading the 3 posts 🙂

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