Cross Border Terrorism : Part 3 (a) – OG and Vimmuuu fights
This is the third part of a story tag started by Dhiren and which was continued by OG. For the convenience of the readers, I am splitting my story into TWO parts and another person would be tagged at the end of the second part. Each character in the story had to be given equal importance and thats the reason for the length. Fellow bloggers who havnt been following the first and second part in Dhirens and OGs blog, wouldnt understand any of the crap that is written here. So please refer :
Part 1 – Read about how Dr. Dhurandar Bhatavdekar from the Indian Intelligence Inc. formulates a devious plan to combat cross border terrorism by sending bloggers into POK and converting the fidayeens into blog-ayeens.
Part 2– Read about the team that OG for the mission, its members (bloggers) and their character assassination build up.
The following happened before OG met Dr Dhurandar Bhatavdekar (from now, DB) – so this, technically, is a prequel to Part 2 !
((OG rings Al valathi aka Vimmuuu))
Vim : Hala ! Whos this ?
OG : Aliyaa….I am in deeeep shit. You need to help me !!! Puhleeez !!!
Vim : what happened? You got committed ???? Did you finally meet Ms. Z ?
OG : No, not that !
((and OG explains about the mission to Vimmuuu))
Vim : I am sorry aliyaa, I am shifting my blog to WP soon and you know I got hooked, so I don’t have time for any of these.
OG : Please aliyaa, I am already late; I was supposed to report five days ago. Ever since I knew about this, I have been having butterflies and dragons in my stomach. Aliyaaa, you coming with me or not? If you do, I promise to listen to all those torture that you upload in the name of songs.
Vim : Hmmm…Awwright !!! So, hows the team like ?
OG : Solilo, Kislay, Indyeah, Smitha, Ashwathy, Hitchy, me and you. I also have code names for each of us.
Vim : Oh, hold on hold on Mister Ordinary ! Is Solilo in the team? Don Solilo? C’mon, I just cant stand anywhere near her. Her hair smells of Beer and Eggs!!!
OG : That’s exactly why I am taking her to the enemies. Please aliyaa, just this one time.
Vim : But you already have the worlds best devils ! Why do you need to include me in this?
OG : Oh, thats because I need someone with me. Kislay and Hitchy are always on the girls side, you see.
Vim: FINE ! I am doing a lot of compromises and I hope you would keep up your promise.
OG : Thanks aliyaaaa ! Thanks a lot. Muuaaaah !!!!
Vim : Ewwww…get lost !!!! Give me a call just before you enter DBs office !
((OG proceeds to DBs office))
From Part 2 — At that moment, his (DB) assistant Mr. Pettai Mani ran into the room and blurted out, “OG Saar has arrived and is on his way in!!!!”
((OG calls Vimmuuu at the door. Vimmuuu explains to him about a plan and asks OG to call him only after an hour))
The last sentence from Part 2 — OG : Vimmuuu codenamed Al-Valathi has also a few ideas on this mission and I will setup a video conferencing session with him to discuss his plans.
DB : where is he now? MMS will be here any moment (for those who havnt read the prequels yet, MMS is our prime minister, ManMohan Singh)
OG : I don’t know. Lets check out. He has cameras all over his place. We can catch him wherever he is.
((Presses the button for video conferencing ))
—–Meanwhile Vimmuuu is in his tub waiting for his fiance’s call to have a video conferencing with her. He reaches over for the soap and switches on the cam without even knowing who the caller is !!!!—–
Vim : Hi sweetheart ! what took you so long ? Can you see me ? I am all……
OG : OMG, vimmuuu pervert, you have a cam in your bathroom also ???
Vim : Shit !!! its you ??? WTH !!! (shouts) What the hell do you think you are doing OG ? Is this also a part of your stupid mission?
OG : Why on earth did you switch it on if you were in the bathroom? And FYI, we are as equally embarassed as you are !!!
Vim: WE ????? What do you mean WE ????
DB : Vimmuuu, relax. Its just me and OG.
((Just then MMS enters the room !!!))
DB : and yeah, now MMS too !!! But why do you have to get this hyper?
Vim : You stay out of this DB ! This is between me and the that bathroom peeper !!!
OG (sounding offended) : How dare you call me that, you clown ?
DB : Ok..guysss…peace….
Vim (irritated) : You call me a clown ?? A CLOWN ??
OG : yeah, that’s right. You are nothing but a clown with a built-in mp3 player !!!
DB (scratching his head): OG, will you please …..
Vim : Oh, you are just one shit-scared lungi wearer. Hey OG, why don’t you check your lungis now? They must be wet already because of your fear !!! Hahaha !!!
DB (pleading with his hands) : Vimmuuu, atleast you…..
OG : Oh, that’s so typical of you Vimmuuu. Say whatever you want to and finally leave a smiley, huh !!!!
DB bangs his head on the table and mumbles “ I got myself a bunch of jokers who call themselves bloggers”
Vim : DB, I am not coming for any of your mission !
MMS who remained all these while (as usual), finally opens his mouth: Hey, I am feeling at home now !!! This is how people behave at the parliament too. We Indians cant work together without all these, can we ? Vimmuuu, we apologise for having seen your ..…you know….and we would do anything to make it up.
Vim : Oh yeah ? why don’t the three of you stand right there like how I am now !!
DB (stands) : Vim, no one talks to the prime minister like that !
Vim : I would talk this way to anyone who has seen me nake………
(Vimmuuu suddenly stops talking, sees something inside the conference room through his screen and screams at the top of his voice) :
WTH !!! Ohhhh NOOOO !!!! This cant be happening !!!
To be continued……..Part 3(b) – The confusion and the plan