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Cross Border Terrorism : Part 3 (b) – The confusion and the plan

July 30, 2009

Continued from Part 1, Part 2,and Part 3(a)

DB (stands) : Vimmuuu, no one talks to the prime minister like that !
Vim : I would talk this way to anyone who has seen me nake………

(Vimmuuu suddenly stops talking, sees something inside the conference room through his screen and screams at the top of his voice)  :

WTH !!! Ohhhh NOOOO !!!! This cant be happening !!!

The rest of OGs team enters the room and watches Vimmuuus stuck in an uncomprising position situation on the screen. On seeing everyone, Vimmuuu immediately closes HIS eyes with his hands, later realises his grave stupidity and tries to switch off his screen. But in less than a second, everyone in the room could listen to him scream “Soap in my eyes, soap in my eyes, soappp in my eyessss!” and watch him trying to find the switch. The team members, on the other hand, appeared like zombies with eyes wide open and jaws dropped,  not knowing what to do!!  Ashwathy, manages to close the eyes of the female population in the team with her hands and also with one of her leg (she stretches her right leg to close the eyes of Indyeah)

Ash : Somebody close my eyes too. Awww, someone please close my freaking eyes !!!!

Hitch to Ash : Why ? Don’t you have eyelids of your own? Some drama queen you are !!!

((DB switches off the conference and OG unplugs the screen))

DB : People, we are in a crisis situation here and we shouldn’t be behaving this way.

Ash: Is it over yet ? Can we open our eyes now?

Hitch : You bet you can !!

Kislay (still staring at the switched off screen) : So, was he in his toilet or in his kitchen ?

Indyeah : I should be writing a post on this, you know!

Solilo : oh no, you don’t! That would be more like an epic on Vimmuuus anatomy !

Smitha : yeah that’s right!  My daughter stains the sofa with ink and I don’t know how to remove it !!!

Everyone inside the room turn their head towards Smitha and asks simultaneously “ Whaaaaaaatttt ??”

Smitha  (shruggs her shoulders and replies) : Well, I had to say something !!!!

((DB and MMS look at each other and puts their heads down at the same time with a deep sigh!))

DB : OG, is this the team you were talking about ?They are crazy !!! One job I gave you and this is what you do?

MMS : Yeah, these people are SICK!!

Kislay : No Sir, we arent SIKHS !! These four here are mallus, he is a gujarathi and…….

((DB bangs his head on the wall and MMS looks confused))

Hitch (to Kislay) : Boy, please don’t contribute for more confusion. Pleaaaaseee !!!

OG (clearing his throat) : Yes Mr. DB. And also Mr. MMS. This is the team! As you could see, these bloggers could either make the POK militants run for their lives or else, they would end up being bloggers ranting and whining about their experiences and torture that they had to undergo after meeting our team. Either way, we win !

MMS : Hmm…DB, on second thoughts, OG’s right. With these kind of people, I don’t think anyone could remain sane for even 5 mins. Send them; they are the best !!!

DB (to OG) : So should we wait for Vimmuuu? You said he has an idea.

OG : That’s ok. I know about his plan and it IS pretty good. According to him, the team has to be split into four – Ashwathy and Indyeah will approach the militants in disguise and spread the importance of JOHN, matrimony, shopping and flowers, while Solilo and Smitha would be meeting the militants on make ups, fitness, husbands and children. Myself and vimal would take care of the night entertainment; he would sing and I would dance. Now, when all this is happening,  Dhiren and Kislay would be spreading the importance of blogging so that those dumb militants can have something to write on; which, according to him, would be more of venting out their frustrations because of us.

MMS : Excellent!!! But can you get Vimmuuu for this mission after all that had happened ?

OG : Yeah, he would come, and that too on his own. We might fight, pull legs, mock each other, but we are all like one happy family. That’s the power of this samaj ! We are simply un-humiliatable !!!

Smitha (to OG) : Did this plan came out of his brain ???

OG : Surprisingly yes ! but he has a condition. He needs the girls to go without makeups so that the militants could be feel the torture even more. Again, either they run away or blog about it !

Hitch murmers (a little loudly though) :Make-up less women and POK militants!! Man, this is one dangerous mission !!!

Indyeah : So, can we blog about this?

Solilo (to Indyeah) : Only if you can finish it in two lines. (Pauses and then continues) Does it ring a bell ??? NO, YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO !!

DB (to the team) : Btw, I am sending another person along with you guys. She is my personal secretary and would help you with all the necessaries during the mission. Wait, I will call her in and introduce…

((DB dials a number on his phone and asks someone to come in immediately. In 2 mins., a girl in her mid twenties enter the room and wishes everyone with a hug.))

DB : People, please welcome Crafty. You all would need someone to run around for help; supply food and beverages; arrange stationaries and stuffs and she is the best person for it. She is cute and funny and we fondly call her CUNNY. OG, we need one of your weird codenames for her.

OG (looks at Crafty and smiles) : Lets stick with that CUNNY name itself !

MMS (to Ashwathy) : I heard you are leading the team. So whats the next step ?

 ((Ashwathy clears her throat to start when Hitchy suggests a coffee break))

The team members leave, but DB calls Crafty aside and tells her softly, “This is top secret and you shouldn’t let anyone know that you the KEY to this mission. Finish off these loonies once the mission  is over!!”

Meanwhile OG appears preoccupied; he moves away from the team during the coffee break,walks until the window, looks out to the street and thinks to himself : “There is something fishy about Crafty. Vimmuuu, I just hope you join us. I know that you wouldn’t let me down, but still…….”

To be continued ……..

Why does DB want the team to be killed ?Why is Crafty the key to this mission? Will Vimmuuu come back??…answers to all that in the upcoming series. Stay tuned…errr..browsed !!!

Passing the tag over to Undakkanni aka Ashwathy.


126 Comments leave one →
  1. July 30, 2009 11:42 pm

    First. 😛

    Yes, you are! once again !

    • July 31, 2009 12:02 am

      A twist to the story.

      *badz can’t wait for the next part. 🙂 *

      BTW, that was funny BUT I liked Part 3 (a) more. 😛
      And a great way to finish Vimmuuu. You will have everyone still at the edge of their seats. 🙂

      • July 31, 2009 7:48 pm

        Oh, you didnt like this part 😦

        Anyway, now the headache is gone. Its all upto Ashwathy now !!

      • July 31, 2009 10:22 pm

        No! No! Don’t get me wrong.
        I did like it BUt I prefered your part A more. 😉

  2. July 31, 2009 12:04 am

    Oh yeah! Happy Friendship Day (in advance) to you too. 🙂

    Thanks 😀

  3. July 31, 2009 3:18 am

    second 🙂

  4. July 31, 2009 3:18 am

    /* Myself and vimal would take care of the night entertainment; he would sing and I would dance*/


    Ya, buddy, whats wrong ??? 😀 😀

  5. July 31, 2009 3:33 am

    lol!!! Some imagination you have!!!

    Ya, so beware 😉

    • July 31, 2009 5:00 am

      is some one weary of saying something ??

      • July 31, 2009 6:20 am

        lol!!! U mean to say I am hesitating in praising Vimal???

        I would choke before doing that!!!! 😀 😀 😀

        Beside his music I can not even think of praising him….If I do that I will go in hell u see!!!! 😀 😀 😀

        I need to maintain an image 😉

        and please dont praise me ! coming that from you would be a torture !!! 😀 😀

        y do u need to maintain an image to go to hell 😉 and dont you think you are already in hell ?

    • August 1, 2009 6:18 am

      Well with you around life surely is a challenging hell!!! 😀 😀

  6. July 31, 2009 3:50 am

    LOL!! 😀

    Poor Viimmmu!! 😉

    and the twist is a good one!! 😀

    waiting for the next part from Ashwathy now!! 🙂 🙂

    • July 31, 2009 7:52 pm

      why poor me ??? 😀 😀 😀

      yeah, im waiting too !!! 😉

  7. July 31, 2009 4:54 am

    Vimmuuu cant come to the mission I am sure after this post… Smi, Indy, Kislay and Ashwathy will kill him even before he can join… !! surely… ROFLMFAO !!!!!!!!

    Ya dude, please defend me whenever needed !!

    Cunny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL !!!

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆

    have to stop laughing or else she really will finish us off… lol…

    Oh boy !!!!!!!! and the cute funny girl will finish us off… !!! 😐

    DB is misguided !!!!!! 🙂 😀 😀

    yeah, totally. Lets see how undakkanni is going to take it forward 😀 😀

    Indy has to write in two lines ???? and sol’s tells her that ?????? hee hee…. 😀 😀

    man !!!!!!!!!!!! some imagination…. !!!!! 😉

    thats not imagination buddy! its reality !! 😀 😀 😀

    Smi !!!!!! what a line she said !!!!!!!!!!! i m in splits !!!!!!!!!!!!! absolutely !!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

    LOL 😀 😀

    and hey this is unfair… I m with only a guy in a team !!!!!!! no gals !!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😦 😦

    Kislay, OG and me ! Dont you think any one of us is a guy ?

    • July 31, 2009 5:02 am

      leave that to me!!! i’m taking over now rite? we’ll split it around further 😀 provided u r nice to me of course 😛

      • July 31, 2009 5:14 am

        Oh wow !!!!!!! I have hope !!! and I just discovered my new best friend !!!!

        Ashwathy you are a gem !!! you are mostest intelligent and mostest capable of leading this group !!!!! 😀 😀 😀

        Dont you believe her Hitchy !!! These women are born to be mean to us !!

      • July 31, 2009 2:12 pm

        man, someone sure is changeable!!! 😀

      • August 1, 2009 10:23 am

        Women are born to be mean to us ?????????

        What are you saying….

        They are the superior beings who are the kindest to us…

        😐 😉

      • August 3, 2009 6:58 am

        ROFL! 😀

  8. July 31, 2009 5:00 am

    hehehehehehehehehehehhhe 😛 ROFL!!!!!!! classic!!!!!

    loved the dig you took at every single person 😛
    I want to see indy write a post in two lines 😛 and yes, smithus’s dialogue reminded me of an old mallu film 😉

    cunny!!!!!!!!!!1 😛 hahahahahahahahaha

    • July 31, 2009 7:57 pm

      LOL, I had to take a dig !! how long should we suffer in the hands of these evil women ??? 😀 😀

      Btw, where on earth is Sololiya ???

      and heyy, which is that mallu film aliyaa?

      • August 5, 2009 2:31 pm

        Vimmuuu Darling, you do not know the meaning of evil – yet!! ***roars like that dinosaur in Ice Age 3***

  9. July 31, 2009 5:00 am


    and now i’m supposed to take over?? i’m not even sure i know where to begin… considering all the twists and turns u left it off with…

    All the best. This is how I felt when I took over from OG 😀 😀

    The Sikhs part was funny tho 😀
    as for u running around with soapy eyes, don’t get me started!! 😀 😀

    Why?? please start 😉

    yes actually 3(a) was a li’l funnier with the sheer stupidity of it! this one gets more serious…

    yeah, after all that confusions, I wanted to bring in an abbas mustan twist. LOL 😀 😀 😀
    hmm now let me set my brains thinking of where to take it… time for a coffee break (as hitchu says) 😛

    • July 31, 2009 5:07 am

      Smitha : yeah that’s right! My daughter stains the sofa with ink and I don’t know how to remove it !!!

      Everyone inside the room turn their head towards Smitha and asks simultaneously “ Whaaaaaaatttt ??”

      Smitha (shruggs her shoulders and replies) : Well, I had to say something !!!!

      LOL 😀

      Kislay (still staring at the switched off screen) : So, was he in his toilet or in his kitchen ?

      Ashwathy and Indyeah will approach the militants in disguise and spread the importance of JOHN
      what is he – a hitman or something??? u cant leave him alone either! LOL

      How can it be without John? I know how important he is to you!! 😀 😀

      You made Crafty a negative character? And named her CUNNY????
      *me shakes my head in disbelief *
      u ARE psycho!!! LOL whatever were u thinking???

      LOL, now thats a twist no one would expect, right? Thats the whole beauty of this part !!! 😀 😀 😀

      i think u are going to be terminated from this mission by the female members even before we start on the mission Al-Bikhari!
      i’ll say a prayer for u, ok? 😛

      Nahh, prayers wont work !! Im sure the girls, including you, are going to embarass me to the core !!! 😦

      • July 31, 2009 5:09 am

        hello, Al-bikhari is me, not Vim……… he is alavalathi 😛 😛 😛

      • July 31, 2009 5:11 am

        i mean mission Al-Shabab …. 😛
        see? this is what happens when u make ppl managers of such a kooky team… u misplace all the names and games!!!

      • July 31, 2009 5:13 am

        that I agree with 😛

      • July 31, 2009 5:24 am

        What was my code name… bah.. i have to checkkk these are such difficult names to remember…. !! god….

      • July 31, 2009 5:28 am

        hitchu, urs was Al-Dhirusama or something right? the ladies guy? 😀

      • July 31, 2009 1:24 pm

        i remember ALL names!!!!!

        *crafty shows off*

        Don Sololiya, Al-Kisladin, Al-Dhirusama, Indyeahcian, Undakanni, HappyMommy, Al-Valathi & Al-Bhikari!!!!!!

        no cheating!!! 😛

        EOG! i will never forget these names! 😛
        are u gonna give Crafty a name too????


      • July 31, 2009 2:17 pm

        umm… Crafty…
        He already gave u a name… didn’t u c it? it’s given in the post…!

      • July 31, 2009 3:21 pm

        aiyo ash! u do have an eye for detail!!!!

        i did not pay attention to the bit about “lets stick to cunny”

        😀 okie!!! crafty is cunny and has to practise cunning expressions 😛

      • August 5, 2009 2:33 pm

        Ashwathy – I am waiting for your take 🙂 It will ROFL for sure 🙂

  10. July 31, 2009 5:09 am

    Whew! Uncompromising? Position? Situation??????? No wonder my firewall cut me off from this and I had to do a sneak thru via another proxy 😉

    I’m thinking……………..!

  11. July 31, 2009 6:05 am

    ROFL vimmu..
    i liked this aprt even more.. you had to take a dig at everyone!
    Indyeah’s post in 2 lines! and that comes our from sols?!!!!
    Smitha’s words..
    Crafty in a negative role!

    I had to !!! The pain and frustration for the digs came from within. 😀 😀 😀

    LOL..lots of twists and turns you gave!
    this is getting better by the day!
    Wonderfully twisted!

    Im glad you liked the twist !!! 😀 😀

    @ash..please do post ur version sooon…. i guess u have a tough job here to manage

    @OG i agree with Hitchy above..i m not able to remember all the code names..they are confusing and all sound similar..

    oh, thats why I mentioned weird code names in one of DBs conversation ! 😀 😀

    • July 31, 2009 6:06 am

      can I tell you the truth…. I also dont remember them 😛 ROFL

      • July 31, 2009 10:32 am

        LOL..then fine with me 😀

      • July 31, 2009 2:18 pm

        i’m dying already… i’m breaking my head trying to gather these looney folks together and work on the mission! u will hear from me in a week 😀 pronto!

  12. July 31, 2009 6:14 am

    in the middle of some unbelievably boring work…..but me gotta write na?!

    LOL, I was expecting you to !!! 😀 😀

    WOWIE!!!!!!!!!! negative role!!! with the stereotype image i had, this will be a welcome break!!! wah wah! i must go get appropriate wardrobe and makeup!!!! 😛

    Yeah, no one was anticipating that twist. and that too from a sweeto like you !! 😀 😀

    i will be back to comment in peace!

    Where are you ??? I dont see any of those award winning comments !!! 😦

    *crafty runs to office washroom and practises fake sweet smiles and cunning eye gestures in the mirror*


    i hereby assign following smileys to my vocabulary until the mission Al-Shabab ends…

    😈 👿 😎 :mrgreen:

    OMG ! you are crazy !!!!

    PS: greets everyone with a hug???? ROFL!!!
    CUNNY gives hugs and behind their backs she looks like this – 🙄 😈

    You already turned evil, huh ? talk about getting into the skin of the character !!!

    soooper vimmmuuu! this is make-do comment okie? i will be back later!!!!

    Please do come 🙂

    • July 31, 2009 7:17 am

      LOL Sweety .. u gonna be weirdy eviley nw 😉 😉

      Kumbakaran ko yaad karo 8)

    • July 31, 2009 7:27 am

      crafty! I can’t picture you as the evil person here!

      Oh no! The negative role person in the stroy is a sweetheart by nature!

      • July 31, 2009 7:35 am

        U wanna take the role Pixie 😉


      • craftyshines permalink
        August 2, 2009 7:41 am

        @ swaram: lol!!! wierdly evil i will be!!! hee haw haw!!

        @ pixu: aww u r the sweetheart to say that! HUGS!!!!! ok, u gotta not be so nice to crafty now till mission is over…remember, me needs to be cunny….

        *crafty makes squinting expressions and rapid eye movements to left n right….evil mind thinkng..suitable background score plays*


  13. July 31, 2009 6:14 am

    This is getting really interesting. New twists, too. Great !

    CUNNY – Laughing hard at this !!!!

    You make it appear that you are all one bunch of clowns – each talking in their blog space – but we’re all having great fun.

    Very nicely written, too. The narrative is excellent.

    • July 31, 2009 8:27 pm

      LOL, We are a bunch a clowns. I didnt make it appear that way !! 😀 😀 😀 (now, I have to really run !)

      Thanks ! 😀 😀

  14. July 31, 2009 7:07 am

    hey my pride doesnt allow it 😛 (like some i have got u knw 😉 ) But i have to admit!!! u really got imagination!! ROFL smitas line did reaalllllly crack me up!!! 🙂
    and yeah cute & funny Cunny too..well now you have made it all th more difficult for the Police.. to guess your “murderess” will be by that women without make-up!! line LOL…i sure did wait for this one aftr 3 (a)..and it was worth it..and btw are u continuing or is ashwathy going to continue ths?

    • July 31, 2009 8:29 pm

      LOL, do you really want me to continue and end up being an unidentified dead body somewhere? The girls are already waiting to kill me for all that I had written against them!! 😀 😀 😀 😀

  15. July 31, 2009 7:23 am

    Happy Friendship day Vimuuuuu 🙂

    Same to you Swarrrr 😀

    What a gift to give to ur friends 😉 😉

    Actually the OG bit towards the end was meant for friendship day. I dont think anyone noticed that 😦

    This one really cracked me up :O:

    Ashwathy closed everyone’s eyes n wants someone to repay in kind – LOL 😀
    If anyone hs not read Ashwathy, what a first impression to hv 😛

    LOL, you adding fuel to the fire !! 😀 😀 😀

    Smithu talks abt Poohi’s ink story here too – OMG! This just can’t get better!
    If there happens to be a couch @ the terrorists n its dirty, Smithu is gonna suggest hairspray there – ha ha ha! they will def. kill themselves then n there!!!!!!!

    hehehhee. you are with me, right? cuz after reading this, Smitha is going to leave you for good 😀 😀 😀

    **Swaram takes time to get up from rolling on the floor n take her seat … lunch hr n so no colleagues to watch her n be confirmed she hs turned into a pakka paagal 😉 ;)****

    LOL @ night entertainment 😀

    That’s the power of this samaj ! – ***tears of joy***

    Happaaa, someone noticing the bits which I actually liked !!!

    N the cute kiddo Crafty is gng to be the main one to watch out in the climax scene!!!!! 🙄

    Exactly !!! 😀 😀

    • July 31, 2009 7:41 am

      yes i know!! what an intro for me!!
      wait till my tag comes… let me see what i can do to rip him apart!!

      • July 31, 2009 12:15 pm

        Pls put it up soon .. Just can’t wait to read it 😉

    • August 1, 2009 12:32 pm

      Swarrr – name sounds musical 😉 May be I shud rechristen myself 😛

      Pliss to remind Smithu to carry hair spray 😉 😉

      I noticed the bits u liked? Wow! Gr8 friend na – now go dedicate a nice dosti song 😉 😉

      • August 1, 2009 7:12 pm

        LOL, I already did. Yaaron is a permanent dedication to all my friends !!! 😀 😀

    • August 5, 2009 2:36 pm

      See you guys – hairspray does have multiple uses! I was talking in ‘code’ there 😉 One spray of hairspray to cleanse the terrorist’s eyes(during their beauty treatment/grooming sessions) will take care of a lot of issues, you see:)

  16. July 31, 2009 10:20 am

    where do you get such ideas!! 😆 😆

    Loved this one:

    “Solilo (to Indyeah) : Only if you can finish it in two lines. (Pauses and then continues) Does it ring a bell ??? NO, YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO !!” haa..ha…ha…

    • July 31, 2009 8:38 pm

      hehehe..its from you all. Its you and your posts that I tried bringing in here !! 😀 😀

      LOL, you didnt have to mention that. Indyeah is already searching for me 😀 😀

  17. July 31, 2009 2:19 pm

    Advance wishes to u too!

  18. July 31, 2009 3:10 pm

    Well, I will be very diplomatic and say that I like all the charecters and the way Ash put her leg on Indyeah. 😛

  19. July 31, 2009 7:15 pm

    This is just so delightfully crazy, waiting to read what Ash has got to say 🙂

    • July 31, 2009 8:42 pm

      Me too !! that way, all the attention would turn to her and I would be spared (I hope!) 😀 😀

  20. July 31, 2009 9:10 pm

    *Don Sololiya walks in keeping her eyes closed fearing Al-valathi’s indecent exposure. *

    • August 1, 2009 7:08 pm

      LOL 😀 😀 :D. Kanandadellaaam kandu kazhinjittu, immaadiri varthamaanamo ???? 😉

      • August 2, 2009 4:56 am

        translation please…

      • August 2, 2009 11:43 am

        translation: after seeing all that there was to see, u say this?!!
        and then vimmuuu winked in malayalam…

        Hitchu, scratchy partner mallu, u to get all transalations! 😀

      • Swarr permalink
        August 2, 2009 6:57 pm

        ROFL 😀

  21. July 31, 2009 9:14 pm

    What is this new obsession with yourSELF? WTH? Your anatomy, you in soap bubbles, your webcam in bathroom.

    Don Sololiya planning to throw this Emran Hashmique-Vimmu out of the team. 😡

    We need to recruit decent guys. Anyone? Anyone?

    • August 1, 2009 7:11 pm

      LOL, I have always been obsessed with myself. Thats why you find my experiences, my thoughts, my voice here! Oh, thats because I write it here in my blog 😀 😀 😀

      What is totally uncalled for is comparing me to that rat?

      and guys??? decent ??? Are you kidding me??? 😀 😀 😀

    • August 5, 2009 2:39 pm

      Aye aye Don ! Lets get these indecent exposure likely folks out of the way! If he continues like this, Taliban will start asking men to walk around in burkhas too 🙂

  22. July 31, 2009 9:16 pm

    “Solilo (to Indyeah) : Only if you can finish it in two lines. (Pauses and then continues) Does it ring a bell ??? NO, YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO !!”


    Our mission might end in this lifetime but not Indyeacian’s post. 😆 😆 *making sure Indyeah is still busy with her PC repair*

    • August 1, 2009 7:11 pm

      LOL, I hope she reads this !!! she thinks you are a nice soul !!! Only me and OG knows the truth !!!! 😀

      • August 5, 2009 3:12 pm

        My comp is fit and fine now
        and what do I see here?
        dosti mein dhokha!!! 😯
        nahinn!! keh do ki yeh jhooth hai!!!

        *thinking hard ….about some smart comeback * 😛 😛

  23. July 31, 2009 9:20 pm

    Last we knew, this is what crafty looked like 😯

    LOL and I have started liking that look 😉

    On seeing everyone, Vimmuuu immediately closes HIS eyes with his hands, later realises his grave stupidity and tries to switch off his screen. But in less than a second, everyone in the room could listen to him scream “Soap in my eyes, soap in my eyes, soappp in my eyessss!” and watch him trying to find the switch.

    Vimmuuu, do u write scripts for Mr. Bean as part-time? No? u shud!!!! 😀
    Lol! This was funny! I imagined it all!!!! Well…erm…not all of you……I mean, all of it…I mean….. 🙄
    *indy in the room slaps her forehead*

    ROFL, why dont you join me in writing the script ?? Im nothing when compared to you !!! 😀

    So ash undakanni has yoga skills as well! Well, a managerial role needs u to be flexible, na???!! 😆
    Did I give u the lame joke alert? No? gee…too bad….

    Heyy, I wrote that first in the post. Undakkanni being the manager, then thought it was a lame joke and so edited it. Seee, we should be writing a script !!!

    EOG unplugs the screen!!!! Lol! Why after all the Muah-ing, he’s suddenly shy???

    No comments 😉

    So, was he in his toilet or in his kitchen ?
    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! Jesus!!!!! Why wud u be like that in ur kitchen???? U know…like soap….lathered….
    *hitchy calls for memory erasing tablet to give to crafty in her coffee*

    Thats from one of his post; kitchen brush or toilet brush !!! 😀

    Smitha (shruggs her shoulders and replies) : Well, I had to say something !!!!
    ROFLMAO!!!! Aiyo!!!!!! Sooooper!!!!!!
    U will sing n EOG will dance????? Night entertainment? erm……vimmmuuu….will this performance also be transmitted from bathroom???
    *indy n hitchy clobber vimmuuu for corrupting poor innocent crafty*
    Make-up less women and POK militants!! Man, this is one dangerous mission !!!
    LOL! I can so totallyyyyyy imagine Hitchu saying that!!!!! 😆

    ROFLMAO !!!! your imagination is killing me !!! 😀 😀 😀

    Omg! Kalyug!!!! Soli told indy to blog in two lines???? That’s height of imagination!!!! 😛

    😀 😀 😀
    a girl in her mid twenties enter the room and wishes everyone with a hug
    Hahahahhahahahh!!!!! Ok, that is crafty alright!!! 😛

    Is that how you enter office normally ? Where is it? I need to join !!!

    Crafty Run around for help? Supply Food and beverages??? Geeeee….this team will be a disappointed lot very soon! And a hungry lot too!

    I guess thats how CUNNY is going to finish everyone 😀 😀 😀

    The derivation of the name CUNNY is jhakaas!!!!!!!!!! 😀


    An image overhaul! Cunny will be cunning! Hee haw haw haw

    I have rehersals to do!

    OMG, someones taking their role seriously !! Well, atleast someone, huh 😉

    Must to apply drastic makeup and dress in dark, shadowy outfits, and walk around with eyes narrowed….

    *cunny spots al-valathi aka vimmmuuu walking past, gives him a quick sickly sweet smile, and as he walks away, she wonders to herself….now was that just me or does he have shampoo lather on his head?*

    LOL, C’mon, I know how to use the thing called towel !!!

    Comeon ASH!!!! Lets have the next part!!! U’ll do sooper girl!!!!! 😀 😀 😀
    Can’t wait!!!!

    Me too !!! I am sure she is going to rock with the next one !!!

    Btw, Crafty, did I mention this before ?? I sooo lovve your comments and from now on for each post, I would be expecting one similar crazy comment from you !!!

    • August 1, 2009 12:34 pm

      OMG Cunny! U beat ur own record @ comments 😉 😉

    • craftyshines permalink
      August 2, 2009 7:29 am

      @ swaram: tee heee!!! hugs!!!!

      @ vimmuuu:
      LOL @ is that how u enter office! ha! hugs are for blog smaaj sweeties, not the defective pieces in my office 😛 😛 bleah!

      oho vimmuuu, no one can save u from my comments!!!!! they are here to stay!!! 😛 lol! u know, i turn crazier while commenting on ur blog??!! 😛 😆
      hugs!!!! and happy friendships day!!! 😀

      • Swarr permalink
        August 2, 2009 7:02 pm

        LOL @ defective pieces in office 😉

        That fella hu rxed hugs in a mail – is he still arnd 😉 😉

      • August 4, 2009 5:56 pm

        😀 😀 😀 so we are the only privileged lot, huh ? Now thats a great friendship day gift !

    • August 3, 2009 7:04 am

      * me falls off my chair laughing *

      crafty hun, u did it AGAIN! may u do it AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN….
      er… i mean ur comments of course! 😀

    • August 5, 2009 3:14 pm

      *indy n hitchy clobber vimmuuu for corrupting poor innocent crafty*

      Yes Indy and Hitchy already doing that!
      Vimmuuu you devil !!you have corrupted the one and only little baby of the group! 👿

  24. August 1, 2009 5:44 am

    Too good 🙂

    • August 1, 2009 7:14 pm

      Welcome to V-Lokam and thanks for dropping in your comment !!!

      Thanks for going through all this non-sense too !!! 😀 😀

  25. August 1, 2009 9:20 am

    ROFL bro 🙂

    Smitha and Indyeah part are the best.. 🙂 Post in 2 lines.. imposible.. then thats end of everything 😀

    and ‘I have to say something’… I am still in splits.. 😀

    you have wonderfully included ‘Cunny’ in this.. namma baashayila.. ‘kothu vittuteenga’ 😛 😛

    so now Ash has to keep up the trend of keeping us in splits 😀

    she will do 😀

    • August 1, 2009 7:15 pm

      Yeah, Im waiting for Ashs part too. Thats why I confused her with the ending of my plot 😀 😀 😀

    • craftyshines permalink
      August 2, 2009 7:35 am

      what is kothu vittuteenga????

      crafty awaits translation 🙄

      • August 2, 2009 11:48 am

        this is surely not malayalam?? sheesh….try to translate one language for a friend, and here i am stumped by another 😛

      • August 4, 2009 5:55 pm

        Oh, thats not for kids, you see 😀 😀 😀

  26. August 1, 2009 1:08 pm

    OMG vimmuu i can’t stop laughing.Let smitha come and read this “Well, I had to say something !!!!”.

    Omg ash closing others eyes with her legs,this is heights yaar 🙂

    Lol indyeah writing epic on Vimmuuus anatomy 🙂

    This is heights man crafty– “cunny”

    • August 1, 2009 7:16 pm

      Yeah, Im waiting for her to come and read this !!! Im already miles away and she can never reach me now 😀 😀 😀

      Cunny is the whole turning point now 😉

      • Swarr permalink
        August 2, 2009 7:04 pm

        Looks like I hv to run away too for what I said 😛 She is on blog-holiday n hope she has read this n is nt landing here for revenge 😉 😉

        Imagine her using the hair spray on us 🙄

      • August 4, 2009 5:51 pm

        LOL, lets all run away together !!!! As in, I mean, …never mind !! 😀 😀

      • August 5, 2009 11:40 am


      • August 5, 2009 2:44 pm

        Vimmuuu – I have the memory(along with the physique) of an elephant 🙂 I will track you down and get my revenge – however far I might be. ***evil music plays***

  27. August 1, 2009 8:47 pm

    “Don’t you have eyelids of your own, some drama queen you are” – That was the best 🙂

    Destination Infinity

  28. Pal permalink
    August 1, 2009 11:10 pm

    Hey, this was really hilarious! Infact, I think I liked this episode best of all! Smitha’s dialogue was so cute, and Indy being asked to write in only 2 lines was hitting below the belt 😉 She will say : ‘Two lines? Sure! Before or After my 2000-words post?’

    Eagerly waiting to read the next part.

    • Swarr permalink
      August 2, 2009 7:04 pm

      Superb one – before or after 😉 😉

    • August 4, 2009 5:53 pm

      LOL, I really donno if Indyeah has read all this ! But I am not worried now, she is going to kill all of us who made statements against her !!! 😀 😀 😀

      • August 5, 2009 11:39 am

        :grrrr we hv been gud to her on her bday 😛 May be Indy Ma’am wil forgive us 😉 😉

      • August 5, 2009 3:29 pm

        LOL!! Swaram ..Indy is laughing right along so dont worry 😀

        *also making secret plans with Ash to take care of Vimmuuu* :mrgreen:

        *Indy looking angelic infront of Vimmuuu* 🙄
        see? Vimmuu? the halo on my head? 😀

    • August 5, 2009 3:16 pm

      ROFL!!!before or after??
      Pal that was a super line ! 😀
      How do you know me so well? 🙄

      How? 😀

  29. Pal permalink
    August 1, 2009 11:11 pm

    Oh! Forgot to add ‘4 mallus and 1 gujju’ was awesome too 🙂

  30. August 2, 2009 7:14 pm

    @Ash : Please cloth this Al-valathi in your version. Make him wear a cloak . 😀

    @Devil aka Vimmu: Happy Fraaaaaandship day.

  31. August 3, 2009 5:48 am

    V lokam ….
    This is too much and more over comments…
    this is really too much…..too good….
    I still belive don Soliolya is so powerful that your imagination also scared to dig more on that character ….:-)
    phew……too much entertainment…………..

  32. August 3, 2009 7:42 am

    no more words dude 🙂 …this is the best of four 😛

    @ Somebody close my eyes too……this is the best part…y did u rip her apart like this ..heheh :()
    nyways you have got a awesome imagination and creativity

    • August 4, 2009 5:47 pm

      LOL, why did her rip her apart ??? 😀 😀 I really dont have any answer to that !! Im just waiting for her version now !

  33. August 5, 2009 3:22 pm

    Kislay : No Sir, we arent SIKHS !! These four here are mallus, he is a gujarathi and…….

    ((DB bangs his head on the wall and MMS looks confused))

    Hitch (to Kislay) : Boy, please don’t contribute for more confusion. Pleaaaaseee !!!
    have you mailed Kislay this link?
    He will laugh so much! 😀

    • August 5, 2009 3:24 pm

      I know! That Sikh part was hilarious!!

      • August 6, 2009 3:55 am

        Nope, I did mention to him in a mail saying I pulled his legs royally. He said he would be back, but I dont quite see him here. Probably he is on his way to chennai to murder me !!! 😀 😀

  34. August 5, 2009 3:23 pm

    Vimmuuu! That was ROFL! You outclass yourself! You really should be script writing!

    Vim : Thanks ! and insult more souls, huh? 😀

    ‘But in less than a second, everyone in the room could listen to him scream “Soap in my eyes, soap in my eyes, soappp in my eyessss!”’ Oh goodness!!! ROFL!!!

    AND ROFL on stretchy, bendy Ash 🙂

    ‘Smitha : yeah that’s right! My daughter stains the sofa with ink and I don’t know how to remove it !!!

    Everyone inside the room turn their head towards Smitha and asks simultaneously “ Whaaaaaaatttt ??”

    Smitha (shruggs her shoulders and replies) : Well, I had to say something !!!!’ – My husband will tell you that it is just what I do 🙂 I always have to say something;)

    Vim : Seriously??? Now Im having the best laugh!!! ROFL!!!!!!

    Can you imagine if MMS really had to face us bloggers? He would probably resign then and there 🙂

    Vim : We should give a dose of ourselves to all the politicians and none of them would stay back !!!

    And evil Crafty? Crafty and evil? Now that is breaking stereotypes with a bang 🙂 Waiting to read Undakanni’s take 🙂

    Vim : Me too !!!

    • August 5, 2009 3:39 pm

      yeah I know this devil didnt even spare sweet lil Crafty… 😦
      corrupted the innocent lil kid like that! *snaps fingers*

      Crafty you be as evil as you want to okay?
      but please to also give smileys and muahs as before 😀

      *Indy trying hypnotism on Crafty*

      Vimmuuu is the evil one
      Vimmuuu is the evil one..
      he needs to be tapkaoed NOW!


      • August 5, 2009 3:47 pm

        I agree, indyeah – lets plan to tapkao him 🙂

      • August 6, 2009 4:02 am

        Whaaat ??? A new move ???? We are supposed to be in the same team you dooofuses !!! 😀 😀 😀

      • August 8, 2009 3:17 am

        same team? 😯

        yeh kab hua? 😀
        Vimmuuu are you trying to mislead us?
        * looks at Vimmuu suspiciously*

        jao jao !!!
        go and try your tricks on someone else! I and SMitha wont fall for it 😛 😛

  35. September 16, 2009 7:34 pm

    *sakshi holding her head in her hand and thinking “for what joy did I promise Crafty that I will read the entire epic?”*

    Smithus line was really the best…some imagination you have..

    Huggable crafty enetering…wah wah…what an entrance? I say it’s best than mohanlal entering folding his lungi up or Rajni with his gun act..

    Now let me get over with undakanni’s post and hope my sanity will be preserved to see the end to this…


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