Cross Border Terrorism : Part 3 (b) – The confusion and the plan
DB (stands) : Vimmuuu, no one talks to the prime minister like that !
Vim : I would talk this way to anyone who has seen me nake………
(Vimmuuu suddenly stops talking, sees something inside the conference room through his screen and screams at the top of his voice) :
WTH !!! Ohhhh NOOOO !!!! This cant be happening !!!
The rest of OGs team enters the room and watches Vimmuuus stuck in an uncomprising position situation on the screen. On seeing everyone, Vimmuuu immediately closes HIS eyes with his hands, later realises his grave stupidity and tries to switch off his screen. But in less than a second, everyone in the room could listen to him scream “Soap in my eyes, soap in my eyes, soappp in my eyessss!” and watch him trying to find the switch. The team members, on the other hand, appeared like zombies with eyes wide open and jaws dropped, not knowing what to do!! Ashwathy, manages to close the eyes of the female population in the team with her hands and also with one of her leg (she stretches her right leg to close the eyes of Indyeah)
Ash : Somebody close my eyes too. Awww, someone please close my freaking eyes !!!!
Hitch to Ash : Why ? Don’t you have eyelids of your own? Some drama queen you are !!!
((DB switches off the conference and OG unplugs the screen))
DB : People, we are in a crisis situation here and we shouldn’t be behaving this way.
Ash: Is it over yet ? Can we open our eyes now?
Hitch : You bet you can !!
Kislay (still staring at the switched off screen) : So, was he in his toilet or in his kitchen ?
Indyeah : I should be writing a post on this, you know!
Solilo : oh no, you don’t! That would be more like an epic on Vimmuuus anatomy !
Smitha : yeah that’s right! My daughter stains the sofa with ink and I don’t know how to remove it !!!
Everyone inside the room turn their head towards Smitha and asks simultaneously “ Whaaaaaaatttt ??”
Smitha (shruggs her shoulders and replies) : Well, I had to say something !!!!
((DB and MMS look at each other and puts their heads down at the same time with a deep sigh!))
DB : OG, is this the team you were talking about ?They are crazy !!! One job I gave you and this is what you do?
MMS : Yeah, these people are SICK!!
Kislay : No Sir, we arent SIKHS !! These four here are mallus, he is a gujarathi and…….
((DB bangs his head on the wall and MMS looks confused))
Hitch (to Kislay) : Boy, please don’t contribute for more confusion. Pleaaaaseee !!!
OG (clearing his throat) : Yes Mr. DB. And also Mr. MMS. This is the team! As you could see, these bloggers could either make the POK militants run for their lives or else, they would end up being bloggers ranting and whining about their experiences and torture that they had to undergo after meeting our team. Either way, we win !
MMS : Hmm…DB, on second thoughts, OG’s right. With these kind of people, I don’t think anyone could remain sane for even 5 mins. Send them; they are the best !!!
DB (to OG) : So should we wait for Vimmuuu? You said he has an idea.
OG : That’s ok. I know about his plan and it IS pretty good. According to him, the team has to be split into four – Ashwathy and Indyeah will approach the militants in disguise and spread the importance of JOHN, matrimony, shopping and flowers, while Solilo and Smitha would be meeting the militants on make ups, fitness, husbands and children. Myself and vimal would take care of the night entertainment; he would sing and I would dance. Now, when all this is happening, Dhiren and Kislay would be spreading the importance of blogging so that those dumb militants can have something to write on; which, according to him, would be more of venting out their frustrations because of us.
MMS : Excellent!!! But can you get Vimmuuu for this mission after all that had happened ?
OG : Yeah, he would come, and that too on his own. We might fight, pull legs, mock each other, but we are all like one happy family. That’s the power of this samaj ! We are simply un-humiliatable !!!
Smitha (to OG) : Did this plan came out of his brain ???
OG : Surprisingly yes ! but he has a condition. He needs the girls to go without makeups so that the militants could be feel the torture even more. Again, either they run away or blog about it !
Hitch murmers (a little loudly though) :Make-up less women and POK militants!! Man, this is one dangerous mission !!!
Indyeah : So, can we blog about this?
Solilo (to Indyeah) : Only if you can finish it in two lines. (Pauses and then continues) Does it ring a bell ??? NO, YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO !!
DB (to the team) : Btw, I am sending another person along with you guys. She is my personal secretary and would help you with all the necessaries during the mission. Wait, I will call her in and introduce…
((DB dials a number on his phone and asks someone to come in immediately. In 2 mins., a girl in her mid twenties enter the room and wishes everyone with a hug.))
DB : People, please welcome Crafty. You all would need someone to run around for help; supply food and beverages; arrange stationaries and stuffs and she is the best person for it. She is cute and funny and we fondly call her CUNNY. OG, we need one of your weird codenames for her.
OG (looks at Crafty and smiles) : Lets stick with that CUNNY name itself !
MMS (to Ashwathy) : I heard you are leading the team. So whats the next step ?
((Ashwathy clears her throat to start when Hitchy suggests a coffee break))
The team members leave, but DB calls Crafty aside and tells her softly, “This is top secret and you shouldn’t let anyone know that you the KEY to this mission. Finish off these loonies once the mission is over!!”
Meanwhile OG appears preoccupied; he moves away from the team during the coffee break,walks until the window, looks out to the street and thinks to himself : “There is something fishy about Crafty. Vimmuuu, I just hope you join us. I know that you wouldn’t let me down, but still…….”
To be continued ……..
Why does DB want the team to be killed ?Why is Crafty the key to this mission? Will Vimmuuu come back??…answers to all that in the upcoming series. Stay tuned…errr..browsed !!!
Passing the tag over to Undakkanni aka Ashwathy.
ADVANCE HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY WISHES TO ALL OF YOU !!!