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Juxtaposition by the haemoglobin of the atmosphere !

August 16, 2009

There is certainly something wrong !! I lost most of my regular readers here in V-Lokam and I wonder what the reason is. Like Kanagu had mentioned in his anniversary post, I don’t find any of those old bloggers who were so damn active, once upon a time. Is it because those people have become very busy and responsible in their respective lives (does that mean I am completely jobless in any way?) or is it because I don’t write anything that’s readable? If it’s the latter, then I really cant help it. Though I started off this whole blog thingy for some other purpose, these days I use this space only for having some fun. After all the pressure at work, spending some time with you guys here and over at your place is a feeling that’s beyond words. Moreover, I don’t think writing a serious issue or something ‘worthwhile’ would suit me at all now and I might end up losing even more visitors 😉

Or it could also be because of swine flu ? That’s right, the new super hero in town! You never know !!! Swines have never been this famous; I have never seen people taking swines this seriously before!!! You bite your tongue while having a hot samosa, you blame swine flu ! You cross the road and get hit by a lorry, you blame swine flu ! You don’t blog or you don’t get comments for your posts, you blame swine flu ! Till a couple of months, all those were because of recession. No body cares about the economy or poor old recession anymore !!

And why are diseases named after poor animals? In the past, we have had Rat fever, Chicken pox, Mad cow disease, Bird flu and a remotely close chikungunya. Why would anyone want to name a disease chikun-guniya when it is supposed to be mosquito-gunya???? Cmon, now which animal are we going to target next? Do these animals even know that they are being used this way? And arent the animal activists going to react for all this ? 😀 😀 😀 I hate the way the animals are treated. A.I.D.S. has such a complicated abbreviation; we could have named the disease with a little more easier name, like the ‘Crazy-Human disease’, but we didn’t !!!

Hmm…I am really not going to understand people and their mentality. A couple of months back, when Chennai was supposed to follow the mandatory helmet rule, no one bothered to even buy one. Now that Swine Flu has come into the picture, everyones got one on their head; even the pillion riders! Like you die only because of Swine flu and you don’t when a state bus runs over your head! I am not kidding, but some idiot actually stole my helmet last week. I am sure that rogue would be suffering from a disease worse than Swine Flu after wearing that stinking helmet of mine. Hmmmpphh !!! I mean, its weird when you look around yourself these days, isn’t it? Suddenly, you find a lot of surgeons walking on the streets! And even at the theatres last Friday, I kept wondering if I was in an operation theatre instead of a movie theatre! It is funny, but at the same time, scary. My personal and office inbox are clogged with mails on swine flu. Oh yeah, even blogs !  Theres a lot of information and I don’t do anything about it except for the occasional hand and face wash. Btw, out of those warnings that I got, this particular mail sent by my bro really stood out :

Any warning on Swine flu out there? Be careful..don’t go for movies and places where you can expect a lot of crowd ; and since its you, make sure that any slightest irritation or symptom of any illness, go to the doctor…don’t presume the position of a doctor . You are not presently qualified for such a position, if you didn’t already know.

Oh now you know that sarcasm runs in our blood !! My bro writes really well and it would be great if he blogged some day. But he promised to do a guest post here someday !! He is ‘the saintly sinner’ who occasionally drops over at this space and leaves a nuclear bomb of a comment.

Speaking of comments, if you guys thought I leave irrelevant and idiotic comments, have a look at what a maniac commented in a MICROSOFT forum :

Apologies if this is the incorrect area for this question.
I’ve noticed that as I copy data/install programs on my Laptop, the weight of the Laptop increases. I have a bad back and am medically limited on the amount of weight I can carry so I need to be very carefull not to inflict injury upon myself.
I have also noticed my XBox feels heavier as well (the more games I save or purchase from arcade). I generally don’t travel with my XBox so that is not an issue for me, but note the I am having the same results.
My ask, what is the weight/file ratio? So for example, how many GB’s = 6oz? I dread the day I need a dolly to commute to work with my Laptop.
Thanks in advance!
– K

 

A support engineer from MICROSOFT even replied for that comment :

 

Hi K_McLovin,

Thank you for posting on Microsoft Answers Forum.

If we understand your question correctly, there is no possible way that copying files or installing programs is increasing the weight of your laptop. Also, the same with your Xbox, downloading games from the Arcade will not increase the weight of your Game Console. Just to explain a little bit more as to why the hard drive will not “gain weight”; if you were to look inside a hard drive you would see what would resemble a record player. There are small platters that resemble the record then you have a read/write head attached to an arm. The platters are coated with tiny magnetic particles when the hard drive gets “written on” the read/write head simply alters the polarity of the millions of different little sections on different parts of the hard drive. So when you write on a hard drive you don’t really “Write” on it, you rearrange things on it, and because of that the weight doesn’t change.

If we are misunderstanding your question please clarify so that we may further assist you.

Robyn
Microsoft Answers Support Engineer

 

And check out what some of the others have got to say :

 

I’m afraid I have to disagree with you on this one. The fact is that the equation to which you refer (discovered in the XVIIII century, by Lineus Torvaldus) involves gigabytes AND giggawatts (as opposed to your “jiggawatts” which have been deprecated). The correct form is>
  “weight of data equals gigabytes divided by giggawatts”
                                       or
                                  wD=g/g
  Basic algebra shows that g/g=1, so
                                  wD=1
  Divide both sides by D…
                                  w(D/D) = 1/D
  thus eliminating (D/D) it renders.
                                  w = 1/D
  Which reads: “The weight is the inverse of the Data”

  This is the formal mathematical proof that the more data you store, the LESS the computer weights.
  If anything, this person should put his hamburger ON TOP of the laptop, to act as a paperwieght.

 

I am glad you brought this up actually.
I don’t think this is just a technology problem. The other day, I was reading one of those MS press books (One of the Thick ones) and towards the end of the book (after reading it for about three hours) I wanted to get up for a glass of water and use the toilet eventually.
But, here’s when a strange thing happened. As i was about to get up (I usually read in bed) my head was so heavy that I couldn’t get up. I roughly estimate the wheight increase ~564.32 grams.
Well, I attributed this phenomena to the amount of information that got stored in my brain during that time (Notice the similarity there ? )
I eventually fell asleep and when I woke up a few hours later to take the MS exam guess what?!? My head was light again, and I consequently failed the Exam as I couldn’t remember anything a read on that book.
Based on my experience, what I would suggest, is turn the laptop off, leave it like that for a few hours and then you can carry it around without risking to break your back. You might risk to loose your data but hey, your health is more important.
I hope that helps

 

Ok, here is the link; go and have some more laughs. Its insane, I tell you !!!

I guess I should stop this post right here. Oh btw, the title has nothing to do with whatever that’s written up there, just that both don’t make any sense. But I was sure you guys would have read this far to see how the title and the post are related !!!

 See ya all !! This is Vimmuuu signing off.  Have a wonderful Sunday and please keep the swines away from you !!

(For the uninitiated,  ‘Juxtaposition by the haemoglobin of the atmosphere’ is part of the Amar Akbar Anthony song, My Name is Anthony Gonzalves)

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118 Comments leave one →
  1. August 16, 2009 8:22 am

    lolzzzzzzz
    these “angrez’s” are really crazy people, they ask so many weird questions tht u jus feel like kicking them in the head.
    One who has worked in IT Service sector, must be knowing their crazy doubts regarding the softwares and computers.

    Swine Flu is, i guess, sposnsoring indian aaj tak, kal tak etc etc, which itself is sponsored by US+Pak 😛

    • August 18, 2009 3:06 pm

      I know!! some of them even dont know whats the difference between a monitor and CPU !!! 😀 😀

      LOL, swine flu is sponsored 😀 😀 😀

  2. August 16, 2009 8:50 am

    LOL!!

    Since no one has yet claimed it.. me first!! 😀 😀

    ok, going back to read the non-post completely!!! 😀

    • August 18, 2009 3:07 pm

      LOL @ non-post ! 😀 😀 😀 Sigh ! when would I ever grow up to write a normal post !! 😀 😀

  3. August 16, 2009 9:00 am

    ROFL !!

  4. August 16, 2009 9:09 am

    LOL!!

    The Miscrosoft Tech-support people get asked some really brilliant questions!!
    This was sent as a fwd as well…

    And about Swine flu – so much panic and so much of mis-information!!

    And yes, I did wonder about the title, thinking where had I heard those lines?!!

    😛 😛

    • August 18, 2009 3:09 pm

      LOL, success!! I made you ‘wonder’ !!! 😀 😀 😀

  5. August 16, 2009 9:39 am

    LOL @ “crazy human disease”

    u know what? i think the blog shifting is like shifting homes… and packing furniture! u leave some behind when u move from one site to the other… u cant take everything to the new place. thats how it is with blogs also i guess. and it takes time to build up ur rep here too. (there goes the 2 yrs hard work down the drain LOL). hitchu and OG have been after my life to move to WP… i’m wondering if this wud be my fate as well if i move!!

    Vim : No, I didnt lose them after shifting to this place. I started losing them from the olg blog itself !! and yes, Im with OG and Dhiren in this. Please shift to wordpress soon.

    oh u think swine flu thingie bad in chennai? atleast u live alone!! u shud see the antics of ppl living with u! my dad returned from an official tour from mumbai…. and the night passed peacefully. the next morning he got up… and suddenly sneezed. my mom ran to wear the surgeon’s mask…. inside the house . my bro and i were ROFL 😆

    Vim : ROFL !!! dad has got swine flu or mom wore the mask so that others dont get it from her 😉
    as for the mail on swine flu, i m also guilty of sending u one such mail. but only becoz it was sooo tempting to imagine u doing the first remedy… taking tulsi leaves and chewing ur cud like a cow first thing in the morning 😀 😀

    Vim : What are you feeling guilty for?? 😀 😀 And anyway, I would be the last person to do all those stunts mentioned in your mail 😀

    that link is hilarious btw… and ppl have actually answered it!! i cant believe it! LOL
    i loved this answer too:
    The weight gain is not in the Xbox & Laptop, it is in *you* from all that junk food you are pigging out on while playing way too many games for way too many hours on your Xbox & Laptop. 😀 😀

    Vim : LOL 😀 😀 😀

    • August 17, 2009 12:43 pm

      and besides, what are you yakking about anyway? most of ur recent posts gained 100+ comments… irrespective of some of them being complete nonsense! 😀 u shud be delighted! lol

      • August 17, 2009 6:13 pm

        what surprises me is how u have so much free time as to find such idiotic questions on forums! 😀

      • August 18, 2009 3:13 pm

        You leave 5-6 comments yourself !! thats how it turns 100. 😀 😀 😀

      • August 18, 2009 4:33 pm

        of course!! with pleasure! 😀 😀

        see? i dont get gratitude for that also! 😛

  6. craftyshines permalink
    August 16, 2009 2:23 pm

    i haven’t read this yet….i’m just writing in to say…..

    INDY WILL BE SO HAPPY TO SEE THIS LOOOONG POST!!!!!

    😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

    • August 16, 2009 3:04 pm

      Yes. She sure will. 😉

    • August 18, 2009 3:14 pm

      Indy ??? Its been ages since she came in here !!! 😀 😀

      • August 25, 2009 1:00 am

        Indy has come in now! 😛 and first plans to give you a whack for one very dumb question you asked ages back 😀

        so yeah such long posts are good for you coz your idle mind will be put to some creative use instead of formulating dumb questions to ask unsuspecting friends 😀

        (yeah I have an awesome memory that way 😛 I remember old questions too :D)
        NOW I will read the post 😛

  7. August 16, 2009 8:12 pm

    weight gain by laptop…… ROFL 😀 and better still… the last one…

  8. August 16, 2009 10:00 pm

    ROFLMAO! One of your funniest post, I must say!
    “Suddenly, you find a lot of surgeons walking on the streets!” LOL !!!!

    And yea, by the time i reached “wD=g/g”, I’d promptly forgotten the title 😀

    And about the readers, don’t worry! Maybe they’re hoping you’d return t blogger. when tht doesnt happen, they’ll come over to WP, don’t worry at all 🙂

    • August 18, 2009 11:34 pm

      😀 ..you forgot the title??? how could you ?? 😀 😀 😀

  9. August 16, 2009 10:17 pm

    Hi Da

    so, how are u doing?? seen any movies lately????been ages since we met up, need to catch up… 🙂

    oh, i saw some amazing plays… the last was yesterday, Skeleton woman..was absolutely amazing.. light n good fun!! 🙂

    tue- going to see Tarun 😉 [not telling for wot… :D], oh, and some more ppl we know got inked!!!

    • August 18, 2009 11:43 pm

      and I thought I was the one who wrote irrelevant comments !! 😀 😀 😀

      I know, its been sooo long since we all met. I was discussing this with Apar the other day. Skeleton woman??? are you sure you didnt feel bad even with that name?? 😉

      ya, i heard someones becoming saif ali khan soon!!! 😀 😀 😀

      • August 19, 2009 5:08 pm

        hahahahah@ someone becoming Saif.. uvar being very amazing~!!! well,yes,that person sure had me surprised.. dint think the day would come when someone around me would do that!! 🙂

        About the irrelevant comment, i did that on purpose u see.. 😛

        How u be the doing? dont see u online either..too much velai or being busy elsewherre??? 😉

      • August 19, 2009 5:09 pm

        btw, why is that when i click on your name in my post[comments section], it takes me to your blogspot url and not here?tell tell.. i have to go to your old blog, then find ur latest last post on shifting here, click on wp url and then come here.. phew!!!

        saar, oru chai venum!! 😀

  10. August 16, 2009 10:27 pm

    mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm

    Thanks for the long comment on my blog 🙂 Wil b bk to return in kind 😯

  11. August 16, 2009 11:28 pm

    Trust Vimmuuu to come up with this!!

  12. August 17, 2009 12:35 am

    hehehe….what do I say!!!

    Vim : I wish you didnt say anything !!!

    Am confused

    Vim : You have always been like that !!!

    Whether to write what I really want to or

    Vim : You never did that !

    To write what you want me to or

    Vim : You would never do that !

    To write what your readers expect out of us or

    Vim : As if you are really bothered !!!

    Be totally civil!!!

    Vim : Not expecting that out of you !!

    God!!! this is so so confusing!!!

    Why don’t u conduct a poll??? 😀 😀 😀 😀

    Vim : for your confusion ???

    BTW am one of those who is hating swin flu so much that am relieved that am out of Mumbai as the hype was getting on my nerves.

    BTW that sangadak example was too good 😀

    Vim : Sangadak means computer in shudh hindi , rt?? …see, I know shudh hindi !!!

    • August 19, 2009 12:14 am

      You are succcch a biiiig bugger I tell you!!!!

      One day I will open up all ur secrets!!!

      BTW if you know such shuddh hindi can u translate a word for me???

      What do we call a mail box in hindi???

      • August 19, 2009 12:51 am

        LOL…you are going to open up my secrets ???? Wouldnt that be err…indecent ??? 😀 😀 😀

        Mail box in hindi is mail box !!!! Why ??? Whats Vimal in Hindi ?? Vimal only na??? 😀 😀 😀

      • August 19, 2009 12:54 am

        LOL 😆

      • August 19, 2009 1:05 am

        ha ha ha trust u to give such indecent replies!!!

        Vim : trust me to give indecent replies only for your comments 😀 😀

        You can not even accept that u don’t know!!!

        Well I will tell you what Mailbox in hindi is…it is daak dibba 😀

        Vim : daak or daaku dibba !! I dont care 😀 😀 😀 😀

        And vimal in hindi is shuddh, nirmal ya swacch and since u r none of them we have to stick with Vimal 😀

        Vim : Heyy, I have a friend named nirmal ! and I dont think anyone would name their child swacch !! So hows Chennai ??

      • bookslifenmore permalink
        August 19, 2009 1:42 am

        You don’t know so you don’t care. How convenient! Huh! Cheater! Chennai is so far so good but loads of mosquitoes i say and i have been killing them and they leave purple/ violet color when dead. Btw did i tell you, i passed on swine flu to someone in your city so now beware and start wearing a mask (people will thank me for covering your mouth now :D)

      • August 19, 2009 1:44 am

        Hehehe used my wordpress account by mistake in the above comment!

  13. August 17, 2009 1:04 am

    sorry bro..i couldnt comment in the prev post..i was down with mutton pox!
    All coz of tht stupid goatie! he farted in the swimming pool!
    it has drained all of my commenting super powers! now im just like super man affected with kryptonite! damn it! man im goin crazy now! see wht all rubbish i am writing now!

    • August 17, 2009 11:42 am

      heheh!!!
      we missed ya in the last post…. it really deserved ur presence!

    • August 19, 2009 12:02 am

      Dude, stop it !!!! 😀 😀 😀 Come back with your powers !!! This is like ewwww…;)

      • August 20, 2009 3:24 am

        i cant even delete this shit! thanx a lot wordpress!! grr
        yep i need to get my powers back..i wonder wht will happen if i get bitten by a radoactive pig?

  14. August 17, 2009 8:38 am

    ROFL aliyaaaaaaaaaa 😛 that discussion thread was fantastic 😛

    what if you have lost your old frds, new ones are here 😛 and yes, the swine flu thing is getting a lot of publicity 😛

    • August 19, 2009 12:03 am

      Yeah, the new ones are here !! and Im more than happy for that !! pakshe aa pazhaya pishaachukkale onnum kaananilla !!! 😀 😀 😀

  15. August 17, 2009 9:52 am

    ROFL.. (now you can safely say, that i didn’t read and commented 😛 😛 )

    btw, that equation up there went beyond me… think i am losing it.. can’t even understand jokes now!! Man, how bad this swine flu can hit me!!! :mrgreen:

    • August 19, 2009 12:04 am

      Swine flu doenst hit animals, it hits only humans 😀 😀 😀 Im sure it didnt hit you !! 😉

      • August 21, 2009 2:42 pm

        😛 😛 Swine flu STARTED FROM animals, dumbo! 😛 😛

  16. August 17, 2009 10:36 am

    Lol! Ur blog certainly is a place for me to visit and laugh to myself…… sorta therapeutic!!!!

    & visitors or not……. do keep blogging!

    • August 19, 2009 12:06 am

      LOL 😀 😀 😀 😀 Yeah, blogging will happen !!! I just hope wordpress doesnt throw me out soon !

  17. August 17, 2009 10:49 am

    Thank fully I did the award post before reading , otherwise I have no clue what I would written 🙂

    Ha that forum is damn good read it long time back..

    • August 17, 2009 11:31 am

      You can still edit it vishesh… I didnt read that post yet 😀

    • August 19, 2009 12:07 am

      LOL and thankfully I didnt read that post before writing this, otherwise I would have no clue what to write 😀 😀 😀

  18. August 17, 2009 11:34 am

    ROFL bro… its pure fun.. I think animal activists are bribed… not a single protest from them… ha ha ha.. between that forum… its insane.. 😀 I have send a mail to you bro… 🙂 please check 🙂

    • August 19, 2009 12:12 am

      I know…poor animals !!!….ya, i replied to your mail now ! Sorry for the delay 😦

      • kanagu permalink
        August 20, 2009 8:11 pm

        oh!!! no need for sorry bro.. 🙂

  19. August 17, 2009 11:55 am

    ROFL 😀 Crazy comments on the Microsoft forum n gr8 replies for that!! Baah! Jobless ppl 😉 They cn rather blog n give us some fodder for comments 8)

    LOL @ Crazy human disease! Waise, did u buy a new helmet 😉

    • August 19, 2009 12:13 am

      LOL @ them blogging ! you wont leave anyone is it??? 😀 😀 😀

      I did get a new helmet !! and this time a lock too 😀 😀

  20. August 17, 2009 1:13 pm

    Your helmet thief would have thrown your helmet and wouldn’t have used it at all.

    Really no one thought why all the disease are named after animals,i think u should start a animals right organisation and fight for the ban on naming the diseases on animals (swin flu,mad cow….)

    Now what i will say about these lines yaar— you find a lot of surgeons walking on the streets!
    operation theatre instead of a movie theatre!
    I think by seeing more people wearing mask people tend to get more scared.

    • August 19, 2009 12:16 am

      Or he must have died using it ??? 😀 😀 😀

      You think I should??? would you join that club ??? 😀 😀 😀

      I know, these masked people are scaring me more than those swines !!!

  21. August 17, 2009 1:21 pm

    good that u mentioned there was no link between the title and post. i was wondering all the while, while reading..

    That microsoft doubt was hilarious..i was sent the link by one of my friend and was laughing like hell when i first read it.. especially the last answer you mentioned here..

    Swine flu.. things look scary.. just yesterday i was travelling in a bus and it was full of people with either masks/ hand kerchiefs tied. i was the only one with neither and all of them were staring at me as if i boarded the bus to infect them with Swine flu..

    • August 19, 2009 12:28 am

      😀 😀 😀

      I cant even imagine that some tech guy from microsoft has actually replied for it 😀 😀 😀

      I know! thats the same feeling I have now when i walk on the streets !!! 😀 😀 😀

  22. August 17, 2009 2:05 pm

    rofl!!
    btw.. tagged.

    http://apensievetoofull.blogspot.com/2009/08/z-tag.html

  23. August 17, 2009 3:58 pm

    you taking any course on humour 😉 seems seriously to have increased 😛
    or is it that im getting ur jokes just now …btw with ur helmet i hope the guy doesnt spread yet another flu and name it V-flu :p:p.. and haan ur bro isnt just sarcastic enuf..how can he just say that ur nt qualified enuf as of now?? it ought to be ‘never’ right? 😉 ok..ok..im done…

    • August 19, 2009 12:34 am

      LOL, oh no, thats because you just installed the latest version of sense of humor in your brain !!! You gotta update it every year, you see 😀 😀 😀

      Heyyy, I like that V-Flu !!!! 😀 😀 😀 Would be applying it somewhere soon !!! 😀 😀

      LOL, now that was a dig even my bro didnt expect !!! Ok, you getting good at it too now !!! 😀 😀 😀

      • August 19, 2009 3:55 pm

        How dare you apply it elsewhere?? I hold the copyrights u see!! well err probably i can exchange it for some chocolates..and btw eby badly wants to meet u for introducing me to bournville 😛 😛 not an economical addiction u see! So better bring a lot so that since i dont expect to see any of you aftrwards..i can store it for future!!

      • August 20, 2009 6:44 pm

        V-flu 🙂 That was nice!

        Vimmuuu – does that mean that you are joining the exalted group of animals who have the honour of having diseases named after them 🙂

  24. August 17, 2009 7:05 pm

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    • August 19, 2009 12:35 am

      OH MY GOOD GOD, what on earth was all that !!!! Ok, even I havnt forgotten you 😀 😀 😀 😀

  25. August 17, 2009 7:06 pm

    I am here…

  26. August 17, 2009 7:06 pm

    have not forgotten you

  27. August 17, 2009 9:52 pm

    funny! the MS question and replies were hilarious!

  28. Pal permalink
    August 17, 2009 10:25 pm

    LOL! Poor guy..the one with the Hell-Met ;-))))

  29. Pal permalink
    August 17, 2009 10:26 pm

    Btw, what did the title mean? Care to translate it into Tanglish please. At the moment, it sounds like something out of Rajinikanth’s movie… I can talk English..walk English..and GOK what else :-)))

    • August 19, 2009 12:42 am

      LOL, it doesnt have a meaning at all !!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀

    • August 19, 2009 12:45 am

      something out of a rajnikanth movie??? ROFL 😆
      dont let OG hear u… he’s a great rajni fan! kalippu aakum!

  30. August 18, 2009 12:37 am

    ROFLMAO!!!!!!

    😛 😛 😛 😛

    • August 19, 2009 12:43 am

      😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

      • August 19, 2009 5:01 am

        Vimmuuu. When I first had a quick look at your post and skim read it. I had a heart attack and got scared thinking where the hell did all that physics and algebra come from. Can I not escape from it even in blog work? 😕 Then I read it properly after a few hours (or was it a day 😉 ) and relaxed by thinkingg all is normal in this world. 😉 😛

      • August 19, 2009 5:02 am

        typo.
        I mean blog world 😕

  31. August 18, 2009 12:53 am

    You will never be short of readers… trust me,… they are busy prolly.

    I am done with talks on Swine… I am off to that link for some lauffsss

    • August 19, 2009 12:45 am

      Thanks Oxyy boyyy…you are still there, and thats enough !!! (gee, what a cheesy line!!)

      So, did you have the lauffss ??? 😀

  32. August 18, 2009 6:40 am

    Ha..ha..ha… Just for that title, here’s something for you.

    I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english, because english is a funny language. Bhairon becomes barren and barren becomes Bhairon because their minds are very narrow. In the year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the melbourne stadium Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant told Vijay Hazare. look Vijay Hazare, this is a very prestigious match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must take this
    into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match and ultimately this consideration must end in a run. In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the Wankhade stadium Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, look Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that this is an important match we must put this consideration into action and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the
    consideration and ran and both of them got out.

    😆

    • August 18, 2009 9:33 am

      ROFL 😆

    • craftyshines permalink
      August 18, 2009 10:41 pm

      KILLIDAM SOLI!!!!!

      sooooooooooooper!!!!!

      i read it our really fast fast Amitabh style!!!!!

      my mom looked at me and then went away without even attempting to ask for an explanation!!!

      me lovvvvvvvvvvved!!!!!!!!

    • craftyshines permalink
      August 18, 2009 10:44 pm

      the first time i read out fast fast….i read it as “when rasim waja told basim wari”

      😆

      what fun this is!!!! vimmuuuuu!!! have u read this out loud and fast????
      plisss do!!!!!

      i actually came to comment…which i will…but read this in fast pace!!! geee…..i wish we cud sit facing each other in person and read this quickly!

      vimmuuu & crafty = 😆 & 😆

      ROFL!!!!
      hugs to Soli!!!!!

      ps vimmuuuu…WHERE HAVE U BEEN??????

    • August 19, 2009 12:48 am

      Don Sololiya…you win hands down for that !!! 😀 😀 😀 Sooooper it was !!! it didnt make any sense at all !!! Thanks to AB Sr. !!! 😀 😀

    • August 25, 2009 1:07 am

      ROFL!!! 😆 😆 too good Sols! 😀

  33. August 18, 2009 12:01 pm

    Vimmuuu, I am at split-ends laughing so much !!! Weird ppl and more weird queries – the last response was the ultimate – how the head weighed more becos of so much info gathered in the head – Come on, its ppl like these who make life interesting, hai na ????

    So much fun, reading the other conversations too.

    Swine flu – dont tell me – I sometimes feel that it is pure hype abt the whole issue. Even ppl having malaria or typhoid (which is so prevelent here, now) are scared to death by asking them to do a H1N1 test. Then, after a week of running around, they are diagnosed for malaria. Why cant they do a malaria test first ?? If it fails then go for the swine flu test. These doctors drive us crazy.

    W-lokam, we live in, actually.

    • August 19, 2009 1:01 am

      Seriously??/ I used to feel those queries are a joke, but after speaking to a lot of americans myself on similar grounds, now I feel its not !!! 😀 😀 😀

      LOL, poor patients !!! Even if it is a normal viral fever, they would have to go through swine flu test these days !!!

      LOL @ W-lokam !!! that was a nice one !!!! 😀 😀 😀

  34. craftyshines permalink
    August 18, 2009 11:11 pm

    I lost most of my regular readers here in V-Lokam and I wonder what the reason is

    Vimmuuu! U only once said na, u met ur blog friends in person and then they stopped blogging!! 😛 😛

    Vim : Crafty has finally pulled my leg !!! yeyyyy !!! this is like the best day of my life !!! 😀 😀 😀

    After all the pressure at work, spending some time with you guys here and over at your place is a feeling that’s beyond words.

    I totally agreeeeeeee!!!!!! And some of us don’t even let u work in peace in ur office na vimmuuu? Ping u and disturb u and ramble on about music and what not….
    😀 😀 😀 {{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}}

    Vim : LOL 😀 😀 😀 Do you want me to tell the truth or just lie about it !!! 😀 😀 😀

    You cross the road and get hit by a lorry, you blame swine flu !

    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!
    Do you know that I burst out laughing LOUDLY at this???? And then I ran and shut my room door…..first mom catches me reading that amitabh dialogue by soli in sopper fast pace….and now I didn’t want her to see me like this!!!!
    OMG!!! That was hilarious! Really!!!!!!!! I dunno..tho we haven’t met, I somehow imagined u say that…in vimmuuu style!!! How come? Loony crafty!!! 😛

    Vim : LOL !!!! 😀 😀 😀

    U know what this reminds me of…another of ur post, that one where u said u wud stop blogging…u had built up on how everything u do, u blog about it…. “I kill an insect, I blog about it”
    ROFL!!!!!!! 😆 😆 😆

    Vim : LOL, Btw, I did kill an insect and I also blogged about it 😀 😀 😀

    Oh! Sigh! That was a gooood laugh I had!!!!!!!!!!! In quite a while!!!
    *wiping tears from eyes*

    Vim : 😀 😀

    Do these animals even know that they are being used this way?
    Oh god! There’s more is it vimmuuu??? When is the next LOL challenge??? I am nominating this post!!!!! Good lord!!!!

    Vim : LOL, yeyy…I got a nomination !!! 😀 😀 😀

    Now that Swine Flu has come into the picture, everyones got one on their head; even the pillion riders! Like you die only because of Swine flu and you don’t when a state bus runs over your head!

    Stop it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my god…..since when did u write this funny??? Every line is killidam!!!

    Vim : 😀 😀 😀 Frustrations towards that helmet thief !!! 😀 😀 😀

    some idiot actually stole my helmet last week. I am sure that rogue would be suffering from a disease worse than Swine Flu after wearing that stinking helmet of mine

    *can’t talk…or type…..gotta stop…laughing…first……*
    I think I am just imagining u say all this and its funnier! I dunno vimmuuu! I am bookmarking this post of urs! I LOVED it so far!!! Now getting on to reading rest of it!

    Vim : you bookmarked this too ?? Thankkss a lott !!!!

    Suddenly, you find a lot of surgeons walking on the streets! And even at the theatres last Friday, I kept wondering if I was in an operation theatre instead of a movie theatre!

    Gosh……..
    {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}]]

    U just totally made my day vimmuuu! Really did!!! When last did I praise u so much???? Why, I even started off the comment with pulling ur leg!!! 😛

    Vim : LOL, oh yeah, you pulled my leg in the beginning, didnt you 😉

    Oooh! Get ur bro to do a post! If he’s anything like u….. I will fasten seatbelt for his guest post!!!

    Vim : Oh, Im waitng too. He is one helluva writer ! and his sense of humor is tooo good !!! 😀 😀 😀

    If anything, this person should put his hamburger ON TOP of the laptop, to act as a paperwieght.
    ROFL!!!!!

    Thanks for the link! I think it’s a good idea to make fake stupid questions and watch the fun in replies..wat say???
    Like this one – “when my computer goes on sleep mode, it was cool for few days, but of late I hear faint snoring sounds….shud I consult a technician or just roll my comp to lie on its side? That usually works with my cousin when she snores…pliss halp! I am losing sleep over this!”

    Vim : Those arent fake questions !!! Those Americans are silly and crazy !! and ROFL !!! where did you find that query !!! It is toooooo goood !!! Roll the comp to lie on its side ???? ROFLMAO !!! 😀 😀 😀

    What!!!! The post is over????? 😥 😥

    Vim : Yes yes, over over !!!
    Vimmuuu, I don’t know if u’ll lose visitors n commentors… but u won’t have me going anywhere!!!! Not even if ur blog was a potential swine flu threat to me!!!!!! 😛

    Vim : That was the sweetest anyone has ever written to me !!! 😀 😀 😀
    This is my fav post by you!!!!! U rock!!!!
    {{{{{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
    Luvya!

    • August 19, 2009 12:48 am

      LOL 😯 wow!!! that was some comment! i m too stunned to react OR give away best comment award!!

      * me watches silently, shaking my head as crafty is carted off in an ambulance babbling incoherently and laughing in between *

      • August 19, 2009 12:54 am

        crafty is carted off in an ambulance babbling incoherently and laughing in between

        ROFL!!!!! yeah..they found out that normal sedative given to humans is not working on crafty…..
        they gonna try tranqulizer gun now!!!

        😆

        muahs ash!!! 😀 *prises the award from ash and takes it with her in ambulance*

      • August 19, 2009 12:55 am

        (((hugssieee)))
        u deserve the award for that prying itself!!! 😀 😀

    • Solilo permalink
      August 19, 2009 12:32 pm

      Crafty, where is your hand? Let me Hi-Fi you for this

      “Vimmuuu! U only once said na, u met ur blog friends in person and then they stopped blogging!! ”

      Muahahahaha 😈

      • August 20, 2009 12:11 am

        There you go with your wild kiss again !!! 😀 😀 😀

      • craftyshines permalink
        August 22, 2009 3:19 am

        here here!!!! soli!!! my hand!!!

        *crafty waves palm for hi-5*

        HI-5!!!!! sigh, i try my best soli…just tell him not to sing like that and i will pull his leg!!! 😀

        @ vimmuuuu: those kisses are for crafty bachcha!!! 😛 😛

      • August 25, 2009 1:13 am

        Vimmuuu! U only once said na, u met ur blog friends in person and then they stopped blogging!! ”
        Indy looks SO VERY proudly at krs 😀
        yeah Crafty way to go kid! 😀
        thats the way!
        like Sols said HIGH FIVE! :mrgreen:

  35. August 19, 2009 8:09 am

    don’t u shampoo your hair or what ? why will your helmet stink?
    LOL @MICROSOFT forum.

    • August 20, 2009 12:11 am

      I really dont know if you are asking those questions seriously or out of joke !!! 😀 😀 😀

  36. August 19, 2009 5:48 pm

    lol… this is crazy!! ppl actually post such crazy questions!!!
    its fun to read

  37. August 19, 2009 6:55 pm

    I hate to be the 93rd commenter!! But what to do! Stealing helmets, is something new… are you sure you have not misplaced it and blaming someone?

    Destination Infinity

    • August 19, 2009 8:51 pm

      are you sure you have not misplaced it and blaming someone?
      ROFL!

    • August 20, 2009 12:13 am

      LOL, Im not kidding buddy ! Someone actually stole my helmet. and guess what, a few months back, our common friend Selva Ganesh also lost his helmet in a similar way. Someone stole it from a theatre ! 😀 😀 😀

  38. August 19, 2009 7:09 pm

    hahaha… good laugh after a long time… all thanks to the latest super hero!! :lol

    damn with my new template…i totally missed blogrolling u again…now i gotta read all ur posts!!

    • August 20, 2009 12:14 am

      LOL, you should be actually thanking the new template !! the previous posts were totally insane ones 😀 😀 😀 as if whats new, huh? 😉

  39. August 19, 2009 10:56 pm

    lol.. now I dont have any doubts that you gibber more than me…why is my blog titled gibberish lol….

    enjyed it alot…keep writing the nonsense stuff.. 😛 😛

    and btw thanks for blogrolling…

    • August 20, 2009 12:15 am

      LOL, I dont ! its just that we all travel together in the same boat ! 😀 😀

  40. August 19, 2009 11:49 pm

    First (before I forget) you do not make irrelevant comments, you make irreverant comments 😆 … then it is great to see you on WP 🙂

    I have had my quota of a month full of laughter after reading this post and if I knew nothing of Bollywood , I would have thought your name is Anthony Gonsalvez 🙂

    After so much of laughter I think I have lost some weight 😆 😉

    • August 20, 2009 12:16 am

      LOL @ irreverant comments !!! I do ??? 😀 😀 😀

      and you lost some weight??? wow !!! so when are you paying me for the weightloss ??? 😀 😀

  41. August 20, 2009 6:26 pm

    So sorry Vimmuuu – I missed this post! Infact I had been wondering why you haven’t posted for a while! My reader is clogged 😦 Will now read and comment 🙂

  42. August 20, 2009 6:38 pm

    ‘I don’t think writing a serious issue or something ‘worthwhile’ would suit me at all now and I might end up losing even more visitors 😉 – that sounds right 🙂

    No but I love the way you write 🙂 but I remember reading some serious posts of yours and being impressed too.

    ‘No body cares about the economy or poor old recession anymore !!’ That certainly seems to be the condition in India 🙂 Here recession is back – people have forgotten swine flu now 🙂

    ‘Why would anyone want to name a disease chikun-guniya when it is supposed to be mosquito-gunya???? – I agree 🙂 You know, my cousin was a 2.5 yr old then and he thought that chikun gunya was some exotic dish and insisted on having chikun gunya at a restautrant 🙂

    lol @ ‘Crazy-Human disease’

    Somebody stole your helmet! Goodness!

    ‘Suddenly, you find a lot of surgeons walking on the streets!’ – whole cities seem to have become masked cities 🙂

    LOL at the comments at the microsoft forum 🙂 There are nutcases like this 🙂

  43. August 23, 2009 7:41 pm

    Just because I comment less, don’t even dare to think either me or my blog is dead. 😛

    And your bro’s comment was more hilarious to me than those weight-gaining comments; trust me I have heard them before. 🙂 Don;t ask me where.

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