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I can’t understand women and I never will.

August 22, 2009

This is a sequel to this most courageous and jinxed post of mine.

Well, heres one more from that genre (as if the damage from the first wasn’t enough for me, huh?). And this time its courageous because I am gonna hit the publish button for this post with hardly 5 hrs left for my engagement!! Tan Da Naaaaaan !! Ta na nana !!! But I just hope it doesn’t become jinxed like the last time ! LOL.

 I cant understand women and I never will because :

  •  When they shout or scream, its speaking their heart out, but when you raise your voice even a little bit, you are rude !
  • They don’t like you watching sports but they call you a boring person if you don’t like sports at all.
  • They call you a spendthrift when you spend on movies and gadgets, but they don’t mind spending a fortune on all those expensive one-time clothes.
  • They can speak to unknown guys and it is called socializing; but you are a flirt even if you speak to girls whom you already know.
  • They ‘interrogate’ you when their call ends up in call waiting. But they brand you as a jerk when you question them back at a similar situation.
  • They would want you to cancel all your plans with your friends to spend time with them, but the moment you ask them to cancel any of their similar plans, you are dead meat !
  • They could send corny SMS’ or mails, but when you send them, you would have to have answer a lot of their questions –“Who, from where, why, when” and even “how” !!
  • They call you insensitive, but they also call you a baby when you cry at the movies!
  • When it comes to husbands salary, it is ‘family-money’, but when it comes to their own salary, its ‘my-own-hard-earned-money’ !
  • They hit you on your head when you check out other girls! But they can drool over a guy, right in front of you, and that is admiring fashion it seems.
  • They expect you to like all their male friends, but they find it difficult to accept even one female friend of yours.
  • They can tease or tickle you however they can and it is supposed to be their idea of having fun; when you do the same to them, its called harassment.
  • They can speak to their mom for hours long and share all their secrets with them, but the moment you pick your moms call, you are a mommys boy.
  • They can go on and on about feminism, but if you disagree to any one point they make, you are a male chauvinist pig…errr…swine !

I am very much aware of the fact that I would be attacked from left, right, center, top, bottom, sideways and all directions possible for such a post. LOL. And I am also sure that the attack is going to be from both men and women. Women are lucky you know, they always have the support of other women. And men prefer supporting women in such situations, how else can those losers impress women !! 😀 😀 😀

Btw, have you ever wondered that words like Mistake, Misunderstand, Misinterpret, Misuse, Mishap, and even Miserable begin with MIS(s) ?  😉

And allow me to use the same disclaimer that was written for the first part :

Disclaimer : A sage appeared in my dream and asked me to write this post. I am innocent and I have nothing to do with any of the above points.

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  1. August 22, 2009 7:15 am

    I agreeeeeee totally !!!!!!!!!!

    but first one question !!!!!!!!

    how come you know all this……….

    you are just getting engaged !!!!!!! ??????????????

    DAAAAL mein zarooor kuch kaaaaaala hai……… give me your fiancee’s number !!!!!!!!!!

    its still 5 hours………. !!!!!!! i need to alert her !!!!!!!!!

    • Swaram permalink
      August 22, 2009 7:39 am

      Me too gt a doubt! Courtship period mein hi so much info 😉

      He many GFs u hd b4 Vimmuuu 😉

    • Swaram permalink
      August 22, 2009 7:47 am

      Its over by nw 😛

      Nautanki .. he will put up this post here n will b happy there njoying the celebrations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sigh* If only she wud have read this post 😛

      • August 23, 2009 2:25 pm

        ‘If only she wud have read this post ‘ – exactly my sentiments, Swaram 🙂

      • Swaram permalink
        August 24, 2009 9:00 pm

        Wowwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!! Awesome pic Smithu!

    • August 23, 2009 2:49 pm

      sahi kaha Hitchy !

    • August 25, 2009 2:14 am

      LOL, theres nothing kaala in the daal !! 😀 😀 😀 One neednt be engaged to know this much about women !! Now that Im engaged, I will have volumes to write about women ! 😀 😀

  2. Swaram permalink
    August 22, 2009 7:16 am

    :grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    • August 22, 2009 7:22 am

      smile in the morning Swaram !!!!!!!

      GROW UP !!!!

      • Swaram permalink
        August 22, 2009 7:37 am

        Look @ the post Hitchu 😛 If I smile, Vimmuuu will think I agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hw can I ?????????????????????

        Waise bhi, GM to u 😉

    • August 25, 2009 2:15 am

      LOL…you are grrrring at me after all the comment spamming you have done here ??? 😀 😀 😀

      • August 25, 2009 1:49 pm

        Mathlab u r the one who hs to :grrrrrrrrrr is it 😉 😉 😉

  3. August 22, 2009 7:25 am

    BOSS Vimmuuu where are your feeeet the other day I and wife were in a cyber cafe for her work obviously !!

    Vim : Right here in chennai. but its ok, you dont have to ! 😀 😀 😀

    coz i m never allowed to venture there… !!

    well nevertheless while doing her work i lured her to your blog and we read tht smita and your jugal bandhi !!!!!!

    Vim : Oh no, and she didnt get scared ??? 😀 😀

    for the first time i had my wife laughing aloud loudly !!!!! We both were almost being heard by the entire cafe !!!!!!!! 😆 😆

    Vim : dont tell me they threw you guys out later 😉

    finally there is a streak of hope that she might venture in this world of bloggin !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😀 😀 😀 I sincerely hope she does… 😀 😀

    Vim : There is ??? Wow, thats an awesome news !! Now we could read the other side of your stories !

    if she does your the one reason… also i guess i have to show her all the guy’s blogs !!!!!!only than will she believe i m in this for fun !!!!!!!!! or she just keeps thinking i m in for all the girls and not for blogging !!!!!!!!!

    Vim : So, you arent here for the girls?? Tch tch, dont lie hitchy ! 😀 😀 😀 I really hope she starts blogging. It will be great fun seeing your leg pulled like crazy !

    But you know na… I m here just for nirmal anand !!!!!!!!! 😉

    Vim : Who the hell is nirmal anand ?

    • Swaram permalink
      August 22, 2009 7:38 am

      Aha 😉 Waise if there wud hv been a blogger here by name Nirmala 😉 aaaha what Anand then 😛

    • August 22, 2009 1:11 pm

      Hitchu!! Who is this new person?! Nirmal Anand?!
      Wifey knows her?!! 😉 😉

    • August 22, 2009 2:16 pm

      Hitchwriter his feet are firmly in his mouth 🙂

  4. August 22, 2009 7:31 am

    So she calls you boring coz you dont like sports????????

    tell her she should be happy !!!!!!

    seriously !!!

    Vim : LOL ! These points arent about my girl at all. Its generally about women ! 😀 😀

    at times when cricket matches are on I m like.. cant you come and speak during the breaks !!!!!!!

    so she is one lucky girl !!!!!!! tell her that !!!!!

    Vim : LOL, Yeah, she sure is and I tell her that very often too 😀 😀

  5. August 22, 2009 7:34 am

    those one time wearing sareeees !!!!!!!!! they are killers…….

    its like your entire month for 10-7 slogging goes ppooooooof !!!!!! just wear it once and than wrap it in a cloth and put it in a suit case

    Vim : I know !!! and they say we are spendthrifts ! Hmmphh !!!

    and play housekeeping with that saree every 15 days… and worse they make you lift the suit cases and put it in the cellar… !!!!!!

    you tell me about this… !!!

    and they check our mobile bindaaaaas talk to their Mom’s from our mobile… and than boast my phone bill is so low and YOURS ! !!!! but if we even make one call from their phone.. … its violation of privacy !!!!!!!!

    you tell me … these women are no decent beings !!!!!!!! seriously !!!!!!

    Vim : See, I need such experience people to open their hearts out !! 😀 😀 😀

    • Swaram permalink
      August 22, 2009 7:48 am

      Cooked up stories all these I tell ya!

      U just want to let us down!

      This Vimmuuu wants some real nice fodder on his blog for debate 😉 😉 😉

      Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
      mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

      M for ‘MISS’

    • August 22, 2009 1:13 pm

      Arre wah!! What a statement!! what about your suits and sherwanis and their matching chappals?!!
      how many times have you worn them?!! All of that is in your closet only na, after 1 wear?! bolo bolo!!

      Vim : Well, we mite buy them only for our any of our own function ! But you people buy those one time wears for your wedding, your cousins wedding, your cousins friends wedding, your cousins friends grandmothers sisters grandchilds wedding 😀 😀 😀 😀

      • August 22, 2009 2:17 pm

        I agree with Pixie here, can’t agree with this one Vimmuuu 🙂

      • August 23, 2009 2:31 pm

        I agree with Pixie too! We women are unnecessarily being defamed 😦

      • August 25, 2009 2:20 pm

        DEFAMED >??????

        hang on… did you ever have FAME ?

        Vim : Ejjaactly !!!! as if they had some before !!! Women, I say !!! 😀 😀 😀

    • August 22, 2009 3:30 pm

      Sorry Hitchy BUT I agree with pixies on this. What about all of your one time wearings suits, etc…….

  6. August 22, 2009 7:36 am

    they call you insensitive, and then they call you a baby when you cry at movies ??

    worse they disown you !!!!!!! when you cry they tell me stop EMBARASSING ME !!!!!!!!

    SNIFF SNIFF !!!!!! 😥

    Vim : Ohh, those insensitive women !!!

  7. August 22, 2009 7:37 am

    I better go… or else I wont stop !!!!!!! seems like a tragic story !!!!!!!! doesnt it… !!!!!!!

    but we males when we get together our tragedies will be discussed… sigh…

    now the women will have their share of fun…

    I m almost scared of the thought of Smita reading this post !!!!!!! she is the evilest of the lot !!!!!! i tell ya !!

    Vim : LOL, yeah. She is one devil !!!

    • Swaram permalink
      August 22, 2009 7:41 am

      Tell tell tell ur tale Hitchu 😉

      COmment monster partners territory today 😛

      All others zzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

  8. Swaram permalink
    August 22, 2009 7:44 am

    have you ever wondered that words like Mistake, Misunderstand, Misinterpret, Misuse, Mishap, and even Miserable begin with MIS(s)

    HAVE U EVER WONDERED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Vim : Ok, all the ones below I have read in a email forward below. LOL

    Ever noticed how all women’s probs start with men?
    MENstrual cramps
    MENopause
    and even MENtal breakdown.

    Then the doc is a GUYnaecologist.
    When its real trouble, its HISterectomy!


    Vim : But you cant live without these problems, can you? You people even crave for mental breakdown !!! 😀 😀 We complete you people. If there is no MAN, you all are just WO – ! Theres no WOMAN without MAN !!! 😀 😀 😀

    CHEERZ to our patience!

    Is there anyone to support me here 😦 Girls, when u r blog-addicts, u r nt supposed to sleep for so long 😦 PLiss to keep pressing the f5 button all day long 😈

    • August 22, 2009 7:58 am

      If i dont have net i get up at 8… but if i have a connection… geee… 6am i m up !!

      something needs to be done to this ADDICTION

      • Swaram permalink
        August 22, 2009 8:11 am

        Arre gud addiction na 😛

    • August 22, 2009 8:53 am

      ROFL @ swaram… that was classic!! all the ‘men’ problems!! 😀 😀

    • August 22, 2009 12:59 pm

      Well done swaram, i loved these lines

    • August 22, 2009 1:09 pm

      I’m here!!

      i totally support you Swaram!!

    • August 22, 2009 2:18 pm

      Wow Swaram you are right!

    • August 22, 2009 3:39 pm

      A round of applause for Swaram. That was a good comeback and you are completely right. 🙂

      • Swaram permalink
        August 24, 2009 9:02 pm

        Thank u girls 🙂

        Woman power rocks! yay!

    • August 23, 2009 2:33 pm

      Swaram! Classic!!!! BIG round of applause for Swaram!

    • August 24, 2009 7:52 pm

      sooooooooper swaram….

    • August 25, 2009 1:23 am

      😆 darn good one Swaram 😀

    • August 25, 2009 7:55 am

      on the contrary vimmuuu… there is also another way of looking at it….
      ‘MAN” is contained within WO-MAN 😀 😀

      • August 25, 2009 1:51 pm

        Gud one Ash!

      • August 25, 2009 2:28 pm

        MAN is contained with woman not because he wants to. See, even the word MAN is forced into the word WOMAN. Man is an individual word. But WO- is an incomplete one. So you people force us MEN to complete you !!! 😀 😀 😀

      • August 25, 2009 6:34 pm

        Vimmu Congrats….and this is soooooooooper again….
        I agree with you we are always obedient and always look for Wo..its just that MAN comes with us inherently….

      • August 26, 2009 7:59 pm

        yea u can keep saying 3-4 times to convince urselves 😀 😀

  9. August 22, 2009 8:37 am

    crawl all the way to your engagement event .. that is the only way she will forgive you.

    • August 25, 2009 2:44 am

      LOL 😀 😀 😀 😀 Awesome !!! 😀 😀 😀 Well, she hasnt read this yet ! If she did, I dont think she would even let me crawl ! 😀

  10. August 22, 2009 8:58 am

    dude… u are seriously afflicted with PMS (Pre MARRIAGE Syndrome) 😀 😀 😀
    dont worry its just a passing phase…. oh it doesnt change, u just get used to it as u move along!!! 😆

    Vim : I see, experience speaks, is it??? 😀 😀 So, how many PMS’s have you had so far ??? 😉

    and, if u got ALL that info from just ur courting period, i suggest u call off the engagement. either ur fiance is a monster, or u r seriously prejudiced 😛 lol…
    and if u base that accusations from all ur previous relationships, u’d have to go to hell when she starts HER accusations against u… including having to listen to ur evil laugh buahaha! heheheh

    Vim : As mentioned above, these all dont come from one single person, ie, my fiance. I have seen these traits in different women. and Im sure even some of you here would be having them too !! 😀 😀 😀

    i’m actually waiting for smita’s comment… and crafty’s…. they’ll have some absolute gems to say!!! 😉

  11. August 22, 2009 9:45 am

    Vimmuuu, I’m with you buddy! You are perfectly right 🙂

    @Swaram and @hitchwriter : Brilliant conversation. Keep it going 🙂

  12. August 22, 2009 10:16 am

    *Yawn* This sounds like a suicide note! *Yawn*

    • August 22, 2009 10:24 am

      nope… he isnt courageous enuff for that… 😀 😀

    • August 22, 2009 2:20 pm

      ROFL Smita 🙂
      So how was Kaminey…? Multiplexes in Pune are still closed 😦

      • August 22, 2009 3:18 pm

        Kaminey’s were good 😀 multiplex still closed? Hop over to new mumbai 😀 i can assure you the trip would be worth it 🙂

  13. August 22, 2009 10:28 am

    By now you are officially hitched. 😀 Congratulations Vimmu!

    Vim : LOL. Thanks !!!

    Show us your noose err….r I mean engagement ring. Ha..ha..ha..

    Vim : You asked for it. Coming up soon !!!

    • August 22, 2009 10:34 am

      BTW if there is a ring exchange then first make sure that it is ring and not rakhi.

      Vim : LOL, I made sure of that this time !!! 😀 😀 😀

      • August 22, 2009 3:46 pm

        ROFLMAO Solilo! 😆

        Vimmuuu 😛 😛 😛 😛

      • August 23, 2009 2:34 pm

        Sols, That was exactly what I thought after reading his post too 🙂

  14. August 22, 2009 11:05 am

    ha ha 🙂 ddooomm dooommmm….better have nice dinner in your reception 😉

    • August 25, 2009 6:02 am

      LOL, all the fights here and someone is worried only about food !!! 😀 😀 😀 😀

  15. August 22, 2009 12:00 pm

    Not lazy but the point is ‘jo mara hua hai usko aur kyun maarna’ plus this idiot is not gonna come anywhere near his blog till monday evening so why to waste our energies now. Lemme sharpen my claws and attack when he comes back blushing and engaged 😉

    • August 22, 2009 12:41 pm

      hahahhehehehahah 😆 blushing and engaged!

      • August 22, 2009 12:42 pm

        dont bet on it tho… he may come online sooner…

      • August 22, 2009 12:52 pm

        no no… he is a new player in the male female world… !!

        he may just stick with her for the time being… !!

    • August 22, 2009 1:19 pm

      Commenting on this post requires time.
      Will be back…

      • August 25, 2009 8:01 am

        smita, i’m sure his brain must not have been working… its still in zombie mode after that engagement…. i hope for ur sake and his, that his meaner avatar starts working sooner or later.the sooner, the better!

    • August 25, 2009 6:04 am

      You know what Smita, you are actually lucky that I didnt read that comment of yours properly before !! Varnaaa…..:D 😀 😀 😀

      • August 25, 2009 6:31 am

        Varna what? You would have re scheduled your engagement & replied here first? 😉 😉 😉 😉 btw why replying to one comment only? Why this partiality? Bolo bolo tell tell!

      • August 25, 2009 6:38 am

        Its not about the engagement. Its about the Monday factor !! 😀 😀

      • August 25, 2009 7:07 am

        Ya Ya I know all about your Monday factor! Btw why do i feel that post engagement you’ve lost your edge? I mean your comments & replies are no more that meaner. Not that am complaining but yes missing the mean you!

        Vim : Yes, Im still in that shock of getting engaged that I dont know what Im doing. 😀 😀 😀

  16. August 22, 2009 12:30 pm

    Many Congratulations once again budd! Here for a fleeting reading read……will be back to comment more!

    But despite the fleeting read…..I must say “Has anyone ever been successful in
    understanding a woman?” Its a physical, mental, universal, spiritual, human impossibility……..!

    Be back for more……. good luck n God speed!

    • August 24, 2009 10:09 am

      ok…… I’m back after reading it thru! Awesome…….. I so much agree with everything that you’ve written there, every single thing!

      And heres a lil tip…….. no amount of time and effort spent in understanding women is enough……so why bother? In any case one wouldn’t understand…….!

      • August 25, 2009 6:06 am

        Thanks a lot Rakesh.

        LOL. Very true, its IMPOSSIBLE to understand a woman!!

        I glad that there are still daring men who agree with whatever I had written !! Thanks for the tip, Im surely going to use it 😀 😀 😀 Why bother if there isnt any use , na ? Good one !! 😀 😀 😀

  17. August 22, 2009 12:59 pm

    COngratulations Bro 🙂 and this post is LOL one and the disclaimer../. I am ROFL 😆

    • August 25, 2009 3:21 am

      So you are with the males or the females ??? 😀 😀 😀

  18. August 22, 2009 1:03 pm

    Congrats vimmu 🙂

    A sage appeared in my dream and asked me to write this post. I am innocent and I have nothing to do with any of the above points.—— lol these are not ur points,how come sage knows all these,he is supposed to be far away from females in himalayas 😉

    • August 25, 2009 3:28 am

      Thanks 😀

      Heyy, sages go to himalayas only when they are old ! and why do you think they go to himalayas?? To escape from women !!! 😀 😀 😀

  19. August 22, 2009 1:05 pm

    Dude..what you say is written in PURE 24 carat gold.
    Leave alone guys, I have a feeling that even ladies can’t understand what they are thinking. [;)]
    [Disclaimer – If you are reading this comment and you are a lady, plz understand our plight and forgive] 🙂

    • August 24, 2009 2:22 pm

      sorry – your so called “plight” can never be “UNDERSTOOD” as you dont understand us..and can never be forgiven! 😛
      (disclaimer- if your are reading this and you happen to understand that this is the reaction of someone who could not understand your plight, please do understand that what goes.. comes back and it is hard to understand a person who cannot understand) 😛 😛

      • March 6, 2012 8:15 pm

        @verbivorehere
        Though I am more than 2 years late in replying, I still have 3 letters to say…
        lol
        ;-D

    • August 25, 2009 6:08 am

      @ Dev : Welcome to V-Lokam and thanks for dropping in that SUPERB comment !

      Very true. Some of them here have agreed to your point also (indirectly) ! Even they find it hard to understand themselves ! Such demented ones, I tell you !!! 😀 😀 😀

      LOL @ the disclaimer. Hope to see more of you here 😀

  20. August 22, 2009 2:23 pm

    Congratulations Vimmuuu 🙂
    You got engaged without understanding women?

    Vim : Thanks a lot !!!
    Isnt what people do normally ?? 😀 I mean, sometimes we just jump into the pool without even knowing how to swim, right?

    • August 22, 2009 3:16 pm

      I think thats still ok the point is she got engaged to him without understanding him. All our sympathies should be directed towards her 😉

    • August 22, 2009 3:18 pm

      Does every man get engaged after understanding his woman? LOL 😀

  21. August 22, 2009 3:15 pm

    Vimmuuu is main tumhara is main koi dosh nahin ki tumko ladkiyon ki daastaan samajh main nahin aati. Ab bachpan se tumhari samajhdani hi itni nanhi si hai. Kuch samay ke liye sawaalön ke jawab dhoodhna band kar do to apne aap zindagi sundar ho jayegi tumhari aur hum sab ki.

    Vim : Onnu podi penne avidunnu. endengilum onnu ivide ezhudiyaal, appo tundangum pandaaradanganulla avalude oru kindhi ! samayam menakkeduthaandey poyey poyey !!! 😀 😀 😀

    • August 22, 2009 3:20 pm

      ha ha ha … !! there you go again… !!

      my wife’s interest in blogging has just been tickled thanks to you and vimmuuu !!! lol…. lage raho… mera to bhala isi se hoga !! 😀 😀

      • August 22, 2009 7:36 pm

        very sensible advice, smita… but he may reply with film names again: “roti, kapda aur makan”, “mukander ki siqander” 😀 😀

      • August 22, 2009 9:31 pm

        Nah! He will say ‘shadi kar ke phas gaya yaar’ ‘dil chahta THA’ ‘yeh kahan a gaye hum’ 😀 suits the situation you see.

        Vim : Nahh, I have better ones this time. Thoovaana thumbikal, Ayalathey adheham, mele parambil aanu veedu, mookillaarajyathey murimookan raajavu !!!

      • August 25, 2009 8:04 am

        ROFL!!! hahahah 😆
        kindhi!! 😀
        reminds me of ‘kindi’ in manichitrataazhu!!! 😀 😀

        @smita
        the last line he’s written is all malayalam film titles… not much translation required…! 😀

    • August 25, 2009 7:09 am

      What time should i call you for the translation? 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

    • August 25, 2009 10:42 am

      SMITA!!!!! U neeed a translator?? im here im here 😛 😛

    • August 25, 2009 11:18 am

      Such a biiiig cheater you are, who was your teacher who made a cheater??? 😀 😀 😀

      Himmat hai to jis bhasha main maine tippani di usi bhasha main jawab do nahin to main aage se yahan tippani nahin doongi!!!

      • August 25, 2009 2:04 pm

        Sowwkaryamilla !!!!! njaan ini mudal ningalude aduthu ee bashayil maathramey samsaarikullu. endengilum kuzhappam ?? 😀 😀 😀

      • August 26, 2009 11:06 am

        Translation for 1st reply : Just get lost girl, if at all I write something here..you start off. .one stupid Kindhi(abusing Hindi) don’t waste my time and get lost

        Translation for 2nd : I wont!! From now on I will talk to you only in this language..any prob?

        PS: first line he has used “podi” which is not a very respectable usage..smewhat like thu instead of aap 😛 so when u retaliate do have ths in mind 😛

  22. August 22, 2009 3:25 pm

    Havent u read the quote- “Woman are meant to be loved, not to be understood.” Oscar Wilde ???
    Here is a nice post by an experienced man 🙂 Read it
    I will quote smthg from his post which is so true
    “there are two things you need to know about a woman:

    1) Women have the inherent need to know everything

    2) Women love to be flattered”

    http://ouchmytoe.com/archives/2009/08/16/how-to-manipulate-a-woman/

    And lastly Congrats! and Happy Onam!

    • August 25, 2009 6:41 am

      Oscar Wilde is a sensible man !!! 😀 😀 😀

      You are one person who actually wrote some sense !!! did you read what your peers had written ?? 😀 😀 😀

      • August 27, 2009 7:15 pm

        No due to the riot in comments section of a particular circle of bloggers, I just scroll and post my comment.

  23. August 22, 2009 3:49 pm

    CONGRATS Vimmuuu!!!!
    Will be back to comment later. 🙂

  24. August 22, 2009 4:48 pm

    First, we shall get done with the congratulations shall we?Here goes, CONGRATULATIONS Vimmuu!! 😀

    Vim : Thanks a lot !!!! 😀

    next, comes the points, here are my views to half of them. Will be back again to comment on the next installment!!!

    ahem! we shout and scream? No! we get the work done exactly how we want it without
    any drama.
    Now, you guys are total drama queens! we have several posts to prove that!!

    Vim : Oh ya, you gals get your work done somehow ! by hook or by crook !!! 😀 😀

    Of course we enjoy sports! Tennis especially. Men’s tennis! 😀
    Cricket and Basketball as well. Don’t we girls?! 😉

    we have debated and discussed the one-time clothes! We agree that you guys own more one-time
    clothes than us ladies.

    Vim : and who is this ‘WE’ ?

    There is way Vimmu. It’s an art to show that we are err “socializing” with guys!
    we women know its flirting… you think it’s socializing!!

    Buhahahaha!!!

    who cries at movies?? that IS embarrassing! You need to be sensitive yet macho!
    and no tears in theaters! that’s just fodder for us to make fun of you!! 😉

    Vim : You can cry watching TV soaps, we cant cry watching movies ? 😀 😀

    There is a reason why husband’s money is “family-money”
    Right Girls?!! 😀

  25. August 22, 2009 4:55 pm

    Why is tht the same sage keeps appearing only in ur dreams?
    anyway im sure he wont be coming again,he is gonna be dead meat soon!

    • August 22, 2009 7:36 pm

      hahahah 😆

    • August 25, 2009 6:43 am

      da da da, ninakku vere onnum ezhudaanille???…Im giving you an opportunity to fight with your arch rivals-the women and you arnt making use of it !!! Idiot !!! 😀 😀 😀

      • August 25, 2009 8:06 am

        what do u mean arch rivals? he is instead happy that he is getting to try for both hassan sisters since u’ve left shruti free!! 😀 😀

        Vim : Who said I left shruti free ?? 😀 😀 😀

      • August 25, 2009 8:25 pm

        woh! ho! u will regret writing this man! wait till bhabhi sees this! besharam u r engaged now,that means ur license is cancelled and u r still thinking abt other women!??? Keep ur evil eyes of my hassan girls !Uncleji!

        U r not single anymore dude.Now u will come under the ‘uncle’ category of ppl!
        Infact i shouldnt even be calling u dude anymore,u r way too old now to be called a dude!

        And who told u tht women r my arch rivals?I only attack if i am provoked!
        U know na, tht i am a peace-loving person!
        And y do u want me to fight them?dont tell me u lost ur ‘women repelling’ super powers?
        har har har buhahahaha!

  26. August 22, 2009 5:44 pm

    Rofl.. really no has summarised plight pf the male like this.. Should be titled as Man manifesto against our Mis understandings 🙂
    Carry on dude.. Congrats for engagement. Already forwarded these points as a mail. I hope in few days it will reach you circulating on internet and completing full circle.

    • August 25, 2009 6:45 am

      Welcome to V-Lokam and thanks for dropping in your comment !!

      WOW, thanks for the idea for the title. Good one, it is !!!

      thanks for the wishes. You already send it as a forward??? Dude, I hope you mentioned my name somewhere. These are copywrited, you see 😀 😀 😀

  27. August 23, 2009 6:24 am

    Vimmuuu!!!!!!!

    KANGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    😀 how is the poor girl coping with the harsh realities of life?????
    😛

    okies…..
    this post of urs…… is just too cool!

    me to be back with a commeny that will make crafty a washerman’s doggie….na ghar ka…na ghat ka …etc etc!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i agree with u waaaaaaaaay too much than i actually want to! 😛 😛

    {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

    • August 25, 2009 6:46 am

      Crafty begins pulling Vimmuuus legs !!! 😀 😀 😀 😀

      I knew you would be on my side than theirs !! 🙂 You are the best !!!

  28. August 23, 2009 9:19 am

    hehehehehehehehehehehe 😛 classic dude!!!!!!!!!!!! 😛 I suppose you are in “thinking mode” now becoz of the impending marriage 😛 kollam aliyaaaaaaaaaaa

    • August 25, 2009 6:48 am

      Thanks aliyaaa. Im not in any thinking mode. All that I had written has been happening since ages. 😀 😀 😀 We all need to wake up ! 😀 😀

  29. August 23, 2009 9:39 am

    Congrats 😀

    • August 25, 2009 2:50 am

      Welcome to V-Lokam and thanks for dropping in your comment !

      and what a post to drop in for the first time, huh ? 😀 😀 😀

      Thanks a lot !

  30. August 23, 2009 2:24 pm

    Congrats Vimmuuu !

    I do hope this post of yours is not prelude to letting us know that she whipped out a rakhi instead of an engagement ring 😉

    Vim : You are getting way too influenced by those evil ones 😀

    Anyways, hopefully, by now, you must be a happily engaged man, already realising the folly of your ways( in posting posts like this 😉 and looking forward to a wonderful life with your bride to be.

    Vim : Yup, I did. I mean, I got engaged 😀
    For her, please let her know that my sympathies are always with her for having to jhelo you for a lifetime 🙂 Please let her know that she can always find relief here in the blogosphere – with plenty of us ready to support her;)

    Vim : LOL. conveyed already ! anything else ??? 😉

    Now I will go through your comment section – which is bound to be even more fun 🙂

    • August 24, 2009 1:41 pm

      had she read this post..it wouldnt have been a rakhi..but a rope for him to suicide that she would have whipped out..ohh..how i wish i knew her email id!! how dearly i wish!! 😛 and with all ths..u expect him to be a “happily engaged” man?? once engaged for sure hes a miserable man! and sure i second you to dole out my sympathies and support for the poor soul 😛
      PS: – not me not me!! its the genie again!! guess it was u who bottled him last time 😛 why is it so revengeful?? 😛

      • August 25, 2009 6:56 am

        Someones not gonna get chocolates from me anymore 😀 😀 😀

      • August 25, 2009 10:30 am

        but ive already got 3 sending them my way 😛 and once i get ‘her’ id..im sure i can influence her to flick ur money and buy me some 😛

  31. August 23, 2009 3:10 pm

    hahahahaha!!!
    i dont want to attack you…
    found this really funny!!!!:D
    …must say that u have been harassed quite a bit by the female species…isnt it all coming out from there?

    • August 25, 2009 2:53 am

      LOL, ok, you are one of the few female souls who have actually understood that I had been harassed before !! 😀 😀 Thanks for understanding 😉

  32. August 23, 2009 4:56 pm

    Congrats! 😀
    Although am not sure if that’s the right word! 😀 😀 😀
    In any case, I agree with each and every point there!

    One advise, do not show this blog to your fiancee… err… it could spell trouble for you! 😛

    Have a happy life ahead! 😀

    • August 25, 2009 2:54 am

      LOL, that is the right word my friend ! 😀 😀 😀

      Im sure every guy would agree to each and every point here. Its what we all have been going through for ages !! 😀 😀

      I really dont want to show this to her. But Im sure one day she will !! and that would be the end of the world ! 😀 😀

  33. August 23, 2009 7:17 pm

    You have just been engaged; and misunderstandings started rolling in so soon. God please forgive him for he knows not what he is doing. 😉

    • August 25, 2009 2:55 am

      LOL, God knows very well the plight that I underwent and the plight that I have to undergo from now on 😀 😀 😀

  34. August 24, 2009 12:48 am

    you are gonna be crucified soon by the women folk 😛

    • August 25, 2009 2:56 am

      Crucified soon??? Please follow the comments ! They have literally raped me here ! 😀

  35. August 24, 2009 10:39 am

    😆 i was smiling ear to ear through out the post…

    But how did you have time to publish a post just five hours before your engagement!! Boy, you are really addicted to this blog world… tumhara kuchh nahi ho sakta!! 😀 😀

    Congrates on getting engaged… wish you the best in life ahead! (aise kehna chahiye… achchha lagta hai!! 😛 )

    • August 25, 2009 2:58 am

      LOL, how did I have time to publish ? now that would come up in another post !

      thanks for the wishes ! I smell something fishy though 😀 😀 😀

      • August 27, 2009 10:03 am

        you smell something fishy cos you might be hungry!! 😀 😀 go have some food… rajma, prolly?? 😛 😛

  36. August 24, 2009 11:12 am

    Oh me gawd.. u went and did it dint u… Kangratoolations!!!! 😀

    So, hows madam dealing with being engaged to you??? and why dint u reply to my sms??? was she around? asking u who it was from??? 😛 😛

    • August 25, 2009 6:57 am

      I went and did it??? Did ‘it’ sound like a tattoo to you ??? 😀 😀 😀

      I didnt get any of ur sms, honest !

  37. August 24, 2009 11:42 am

    my my ….pearls of wisdom from a guy just about to be engaged…. does he know so much from his “courtship period” hmmmmm….. one wonders! 😛

    or is it just oh my god!!! what am i getting myself into

    Man! u seriously are addicted to blogging… gonna be tuff once ur married… get her here too… I’m sure that will be a riot!

    and hey congrats!!! wish u guys a happy peaceful life ahead! 😀

    errr…. i hope u knw, disclaimers wont work with ur better half!

    • August 25, 2009 6:59 am

      I think its the latter. OMG, what the hell am I getting myself into !!! 😀 😀 😀

      Thanks a lot !!! Let me see if I can bring her here 😀 😀 😀

  38. August 24, 2009 11:48 am

    Im extremely busy and tied up with work!! but i got to answer ths!!

    1. you never have ears for our probs and name it “girls prob” so wht else can we do than shout or scream just to make our points clear!! But we always have our ears open..and wait for sme conversation with you..but why do you come back from those breaks during matches just to scream “wheres the remote” which is right under ur @$$!

    Vim: Because you all have got only problems to speak ! The moment you open your mouth, it will be for some cribbing, gossipping and most of the times about our own faults. How long can we take all that !!! 😀 😀 Thats why after marriage, a remote control becomes our best friend 😀 😀

    2. You dont like us shopping/watching fashionable guys..but if we knew nothing of ths?? oiled our hair and plaited it like 70’s would u even turn ur heads ths way?? everything has its limits..liking sports doesnt mean marrying urself to the TV!

    Vim : Either you want to be so fashionable or you want your hair to be oiled !!! Extremes, I tell you !!

    3. our clothes are ‘one-time’ exensive.. we may ask for tht 5k saree once in 2 years when a wedding comes our way..but you “”brand freaks”” do you even touch anything less than 2k for your office formals?? why u need the best brand even for “—“”!! and that alone costs more than rs5oo!!!

    Vim : Thats because we go to work almost every day and we make use of that 2k. You spend 5k for a saree, wear it once and then throw it somewhere !! 😀

    4. What chances do we have when we talk to unknown guys?? we arent going to enact ‘moods ad’ the moment we set our eyes are we?? but you..you lurk like a monster..catch hold of your prey and devour!! we kne the way you led us to ths trap! y risk another soul!!

    Vim : ‘Moods ad’…lol, now who thought of that 😀 😀 We admire beauty and we are honest about it all the time. But you arent !!

    5. We never told you we are too busy for talking. you have the liberty to call us anytime and we are willing to talk..But when you are “”TOO BUSY”” to give us one call.how come your mobile is on call waiting everytime we call???

    Vim : Thats because you all are too boring, you gals have enough time to talk. We arent like that, we have so many issues to discuss and when we are busy, we ARE busy !

    6.Every single plan of us revolve around u. which vegetables you prefer, what dish you like, and one day a week when we look eagerly look forward to spend some time..you wanna go to the “”bachelors party”” despite not being a bachelor anymore. and despite being tagged grumpy..you did go to many a parties.now once in a blue moon when we want to go..you have problems eh??

    Vim : We spend the whole week with you all, and we do need a break ! You get your breaks from us by shopping, gossipping etc. Are we stopping you all from it ??? No, na ? Give us our break too !!

    7. Well..i dint understand the point!! what?? why?? how???

    Vim : See, see…no answer !!! 😀

    8. N number of times we have come running to you, our fingers bleeding! you laugh it off, we tell you we are scared of cockroaches..you make fun of us.we sadly recite the miserable story of the neighbor.you tag us gossip monks..now just because some female “pretends” she is “hurt”, you have all the tears in the world?? where from??

    Vim : So you are scared of cockroaches and he teases you huh? 😀 😀 See, its like this. You have all those senti stories of yours which you tell day in and day out. We are so used to your narraritive that we have become insensitive to it. Its like watching a tear jerker movie for 5 times in a row, the first two times you cry and then the next two times, we feel sad for the person and the last time we feel bored. Try bringing in some new initiatives for self pitying, we mite cry ! For example, instead of getting your finger cut, next time, try getting your tongue cut !!! We will be crying for sure (in happiness ! 😀 )

    9. You keep bragging..that you earn for the family!! finally thats all u do..sit for hours in office, flirt with other girls and bring home a salary and brag about it. We work there for 10 hours, come home and again clean th house – coz u like it neat, cook food – coz ul be hungry! and still you brag “you earn the money”. so why would we want to waste our money where it is never acknowledged??

    Vim : So you cook food and clean the house only for us?? I mean, you prefer remaining hungry in a untidy house !! Hypocrites, I tell you 😀 😀 😀

    10. when we drool on other men, we are open about it!! there isnt a guy we had looked at that you wouldnt know of! But you???? you speak ill of those scantily dressed ladies and in that pretext drool over their legs..– and wht not!!!

    Vim : Cmon. That is so NOT true ! When we look at girls, its obvious from our expression where we are looking at ! 😀

    11. Our male friends, we tel all about them to you..but you havent yet told us that attractive female friend of yours was once your crush..or you had put in a lot of effort to strike a rapport with her..

    Vim : We dont tell you because you wont be able to digest it. We are broad minded than you all are and can take all those shit you tell about your male friends. But the moment we open our mouth about one attractive feature in a female friend, you will be like, ” So, she is better than me, huh?”, ” whats she got that I aint got?” etc.

    12. ahem..guess the answer for ths needs to be censored!! but you know better that a girls tickling is entirely different from that of a guy!!

    Vim : It is in no way different ! the feelings the same.

    13. We talk..but we dont get “brainwashed” by our talks. You just pick a call and you start – “she never bakes a cake or tie the strings like momma used to do””
    so we have no choice but “to slap on the cheek “”just like momma used to do””!!

    Vim : You dont get brainwashed because you dont have a brain !!! 😀 😀 😀

    14. Now..when you wrote sooo much about not understanding us just 5 hours before promising a life full of “love” to that innocent heart we dint brand you..but the moment you read this you have branded us ‘feminists’

    Vim : LOL, see, you got touched when I called you feminists, this is what I meant !! 😀 😀

    As to your wondering about “misses” please refer to ‘swarams’ comment before.

    Vim : Yeah, I gave an apt reply for that too 😀 😀

    God created Adam – he found his creation ‘missed’ something and hence to make him comlete he created his miss..his “”better”” half – Eve!

    Vim : and thats the biggest blunder god ever made 😀 😀 😀

    And finally – If you really dnt understand women..if you really can not put up with this species..why do men keep drooling over women..take a census and let me know of all the affairs till date which species has taken the first step and said it “I cant live without you”” men or women???

    Vim : We take the first steps because you all have some starting troubles. Moreover, you create situations and instances that will make us come and propose to you !! So ideally speaking, its you who cant live without us !! and once we propose, you just the turn the tables conveniently !!!

    At the most we are just ‘feminists’ protecting our value!! but you guys are ‘hypocrites’ talking one thing, believing another, pretending to be something altogether different and acting something strange! Yet we never say..we dont understand..we say we still continue to care coz we “”UNDERSTAND””. Such is the depth of our knowledge..

    Vim : We have become hypocrites because there is no other way to survive in this world with disasters like you 😀 😀 😀

    If you dont understand something, get something it ought to be coz you are a little slow right 😛 something
    like a tubelight..or even street light 😛 :p

    Vim : see, you dont even have statements of your own. You copied this from me from one of our chat sessions !!! 😀 😀

    DISCLAIMER: A genie appeared before me and ordered me to write all this in return for loads of chocolate!! Guess some comes from Mumbai too..he said hell send some via smita 😛 😛 and yet some other from other female bloggers..(any takers?) But really im innocent and am not responsible for anything written here!!

    Vim : Why do you have to write a disclaimer so that you could get the support from someone of your own race ??? 😀 😀 You dont have the guts to fight all alone, do you ? 😉

    • August 24, 2009 3:03 pm

      That was an awesome blossom reply. Perfect answers to the numbers in the post.

      You’ll get loads of chocolates from me. Which one you want ???

    • August 24, 2009 3:43 pm

      ha ha ha you smelled right ma’am!!!! One the way they are, tell me your address and I will have an express delivery done!!!

      All that u have written is so true “why do men keep drooling over women” and why do they keep asking, “is she married?”

      Tubelight/ street light!!! ROFL!!! I love you girl, *hugs*

      The best Reply that cud have come to this post!!!

    • August 24, 2009 10:23 pm

      You said it all, Verbi!!

    • August 29, 2009 10:07 am

      LOL! This should be another post in itself! the conversational sex-war! 😀 😀 😀

  39. August 24, 2009 12:43 pm

    Congrats Vimmuu..
    you posted this 5 hrs before your engagement!!
    poor girl! i must say to the one whom u r getting married..
    waiting for your reply to the many many comments above 🙂

    • August 25, 2009 3:00 am

      Poor girl !! There you all go again !! Im poor too !! 😀 😀 😀 and Im gonna be literally poor after wedding !!! 😉

  40. August 24, 2009 2:57 pm

    What ! You did this just b4 ur engagement !! You’ve got guts, man. And confidence that she wouldnt read it, na ???

    Vim : Yeah, somewhat. But I did tell her that I am attempting a complete anti woman post !! Lets seee !
    Does she know your blog link ????

    Hahahahaha !!!! You know, we women think the same about the men in their lives. So no need to worry that you cant understand women. Its a perfect balance – even the women cant understand the men.

    Vim : But Im sure we are atleast easier to understan 😀 😀 😀

    Let me also quote something for you all :

    Woman has Man in it.
    Mrs has Mr in it.
    Female has Male in it.
    She has He in it.
    Madam has Adam in it.

    Ever noticed how all women’s problems start with MEN ???
    MENtal illness
    MENstrual cramps
    MENtal breakdown
    MENopause
    GUYnecologist
    And when we have REAL trouble its a HISterectomy !!!!

    Such is the influence of men on women’s lives…

    Vim : Check out my reply for Swarams comment. Its the same !!!

    • August 24, 2009 3:35 pm

      Ha ha ha ha…even Mean has MEN in it 😉

      this is one of the most awesome replies I have seen in this kind of arguement 😉

    • August 25, 2009 12:19 pm

      Your basic understanding of the quote in English, is enough to display your understanding of women.

      The quote clearly says while Woman has Man in it and all women related problems start with Men !!!

      You said that you didn’t understand women and we’re trying to make you understand. Learn, my dear friend, before you learn the hard way from your girl.

      • August 25, 2009 2:09 pm

        Ok, english teacher, but what I meant was whatever you do, You women cannot live without those problems that start with MEN, right? Can you imagine a woman without MENopause? So you need us, I mean, you need the problems. and That makes us important. Btw, Try reading between the lines. LOL. They dont teach you that at school. Oh for that you need something that only we men have – THE COMMON SENSE !! 😀 😀 😀 😀

    • August 25, 2009 1:54 pm

      He he but even after reading that email, u wrote this one 😛

  41. August 24, 2009 4:53 pm

    Congratulations Buddy !!

    But I pity you man .. If she reads this, you are a dead meat then !! .. I’m sure about it ..

    But Iwill have to salute ur guts and intution .. Every point that u hv pen down there, is bang on .. Brilliant post – Brilliant effort – Brilliant thoughts..

    • August 25, 2009 2:10 pm

      Welcome to V-lokam and thanks for dropping your comment.

      Thanks a lot buddy! not for the engagement wishes, for agreeing to the points here. 😀 😀 😀

  42. August 24, 2009 6:08 pm

    So this is your anti-women post ? 😛
    Congratulations for the engagement (let’s hope that the jinxed post didn’t have any serious effects on the event ).

    Yes… no one can understand women… including us.
    So you don’t try to understand them…but know them and accept them as they are…. and your post shows that you know them pretty well and have also accepted the truth …your finance is very lucky i must say ;D
    I totally agree with what you’ve said… and it’s all fair… one -because everything is fair when you are in love… and two- you know how most men are… so it’s all justified ( are you feeling pity for my hubby now 😛 )
    Women are faithful by nature (and still guys are called dogs 😉 )…but a man needs to be watched upon carefully. Though few of them can be very ‘sidha-sada’ and worthy of little trust…but to prove that you have to go through all these exams first. So instead of blaming women for all these troubles…you should curse those bas**ds for it.

    • August 25, 2009 2:14 pm

      See, the moment I said there is an antiwoman post, you came jumping in !! women, I tell you 😀 😀 😀

      Btw, I donno if you are abusing me or agreeing to whatever I wrote in the post or being nice to me or being damn sarcastic with that comment of yours. 😀 😀 😀 😀

  43. Pal permalink
    August 24, 2009 8:45 pm

    Yay!! Congrats!! know what? You are going to be one really happy man, because you already know all about women and their eccentricities…read pleasant little habits 🙂 So you stick to this knowledge, and never oppose the unwritten rules, OK? Happy Engagement, Vimmu! And please upload a pic.

    • August 25, 2009 2:15 pm

      Thanks !!! Happy man?? only time will tell !!! LOL !!! Yeah, will upload a jhakkas foto soon 😀 😀 😀

  44. Imran khan permalink
    August 24, 2009 8:57 pm

    Hey Vimmu!

    Thats something exxcellent from you. You came to so many things so soon you started talking to your ……. !

    But there are lot of other things which you are gonna experience once u get deeper into this relationship and even after you marriage.

    All the best my friend! Dunno how r u gonna manage all of them.

    Its gonna be miserable after marriage. Hope god bless you.

    • August 25, 2009 2:17 pm

      LOL, I guess we all know this stuff way before we even start speaking to a girl. Its a universal truth !!! I know, life is going to get even tougher after wedding. Yes, god alone has to bless me 😀 😀 😀 😀

      Btw, you seem to be speaking like an experienced person? How many failed marriages have you had 😉

  45. Mario permalink
    August 24, 2009 8:58 pm

    With due respect to all those who read this comment and especially women who read between the lines………

    Vimmuuuu ,,, you had soo many reasons to pull a fast one(call it off) but still you decided to go ahead with it(sorry you),,, hats off to you buddy..

    Just a small thought after going through the posts by other bloggers ,,, women will never accept ,, if there is one woman who can put her hand up and say she does’nt involve themselves in any of the mentioned points (TRUTH HURTS AND THATS WHY THEY TRY LEFT,RIGHT,CENTER TO JUSTIFY WHAT THEY DO) ,, im ready for the challenge anyone out there — lets be gracious enough to accept the truth ,, experience speaks my friend..

    But then I should commend one thing ,, its bold from your part to post something like this hours before ur engagement..

    Kewl

    • August 25, 2009 2:21 pm

      Mariooo, I know I had time, but what to do !! I was chained to this !!! 😀 😀 😀

      Bang on Mario ! I wish the women folk here reads this comment of yours and come out in the open and raise their hands. They would not, because they dont like to accept their mistakes 😀 😀 😀 good one buddy !!!!

      I know, our experiences with women speaks !!!! 😀 😀 😀

  46. nisha permalink
    August 24, 2009 9:18 pm

    how sad!.. looks like u have been mixing with the wrong girls all these while. and rephrase ur title with SOME WOMEN. and how abt this girl ur gonna get engaged to?…how did u manage to understand her with so many misunderstandings u have?

    • August 25, 2009 3:17 am

      Welcome to V-Lokam and thanks for dropping in your comment.

      It would be great if you could show me some of those ‘right’ girls. I heard they are very few in number, probably the last of those kind of species should be found in the amazon forest ! 😀 😀 😀

      and who said I understood her ? 😀 😀 😀 Long way to go my friend !!! 😀 😀 😀

      • August 25, 2009 8:08 am

        amazon forest??? Ms Z as OG says??? 😀 😀 enikku vaiyya!! 😆

  47. August 24, 2009 9:44 pm

    Come on Vimmuuu, Why are you silent ???? Answer, please.

  48. August 24, 2009 9:53 pm

    i v been married over a 2 and half years.. I guess I havent tried reading many post like this before i got hooked so probably got in with an absolute fresh mindset. I donno about women in general..I know my woman is absolutely a wonderful person & we like to be with each other all the time. She dosnt fit into the points mentioned above..Thank God.

    • August 25, 2009 3:14 am

      You mushy romantic good-for-nothing male !! 😀 😀 😀 Dont tell me you didnt go through any of those thats listed above !! If you didnt, then god alone bless you !!! 😀 😀

      Btw, how did you lose all the hair from your head ? Did you ever think about it ?? Well, you better start thinking and lose the rest of them too 😀 😀 😀

  49. August 25, 2009 1:34 am

    First of all Congratulations! 🙂 🙂 the sincere kind 😀
    to both of you:)
    May you both have a beautiful life ahead 🙂

    NOW I can go to the leg pulling part 😀

    • August 25, 2009 3:12 am

      Oh wishes from the devil without the leg pulling !!! 😀 😀 😀

      Are you awright ??? 😉

      • September 20, 2009 4:29 am

        you devil! I mailed you such nice wishes! 😛 😛
        *Indy wondering if emails can be ‘unsent’ 😛 😛

  50. August 25, 2009 1:44 am

    As promised Vimmuuu, am here to discuss with u this suicidal topic of WOMEN!!!!!

    Vim : yeyy, crafty kutti is here !!!!! 😀 😀 😀

    Yes yes …. They are a mystery all right!!! I never cud understand women either….

    Vim : LOL, you tooooo???? 😀 😀

    Expensive one-time clothes!!!! Tell me about it!!! Every time a friend tells me about her new saaree / dress from some big shot boutique, and then hear the cost, I am like 😯
    And then the mind calculates how many books I cud have bought in that 😛
    I think u n me have spoken about this?? A very interesting conversation….
    :mrgreen:

    Vim : yeah, it indeed was an interesting conversation and I was even ecstatic when I heard it from a woman !! 😀 😀

    Oh ya! What Is it with women and their calls that shud not be in waiting…. Why, some even ask, “why did u not pick up in 2 rings??!!! What took so long??!!!”
    🙄 spoilt princesses I tell u!

    Vim : Spoilt princess !!! LOL 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 tooo good, crafty !!

    U cry at movies vimmuuu? Like hitchu? Maybe both of u shud go together for a senti movie!!!! Me will come too…. Will wipe ur tears and roll eyes at ppl who stare :mrgreen:

    Vim : LOL, its ok about wiping the tears, I can do that. But pls do roll eyes at those who stare at me !!! 😀 😀 So hitchu also cries watching movies, huh? Im not alone !!

    Yes, I wonder why checking out other ppl is tabbooo??? What’s wrong in taking a look at the menu??? 😆

    Vim : LOL…I cant believe all this is coming from a woman !!! 😀 😀 😀

    Yes…. And here are some more complications…

    There’s absolutely no correct answer to “do you think I need to lose weight?”

    Vim : Yeah, thats a very confusing question. What do we answer??? Tell me..tell me…

    God forbid if she says, “ok, u go hang out with friends, we’ll go out another time”
    Hoooooooooo boy! Are u in for it! If u do go to meet friends, not even god will save u…Those few hrs u spent u will pay for thru ur nose 😛 😛 😛

    Vim : Lol, this one I can understand !!! I have experienced it myself !!! 😀 😀 😀 😀

    Also, u better remember everything they own in wardrobe, when it was bought, the sentimental value behind it… and dare u remember the cost! 😛

    Vim : Oh no, now it started getting scary !!! 😛

    And if u don’t realize something new worn or a new hairstyle…. Oh lord, u might as well go jump off the balcony!

    Vim : Gulp !

    insane number of footwear….. half of entire collection will be black! 😛

    Vim : LOL 😀 😀 😀

    And this is my fav, so many friends I have with this one –
    If they are pissed, and u ask what happened, “what happened?” I’ll bet my sense of humor on this, the answer will be “nothing”
    No matter how much u ask…. And when u finally stop, u will be accused as “u didn’t try enough, if u really cared, u wud have continued asked”

    Vim : ROFLMAO !!!! you wont believe crafty, most of my arguments with women are only because of this !!! 😀 😀 😀 😀

    Best of luck vimmuuu!!!! I can’t seem to make head nor tail…. And u gonna get into matrimony with this wonderful gender!

    :mrgreen:

    Vim : LOL, I need that best of luck !! thanks !!!

    Me never understood girls…. And being one, I must say just like I said earlier….

    Me is washerman’s doggie… bow wow wow woof !!!!!!!!!!!

    Vim : This is the best comment here !!! LOL !!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

    But there are two other things also vimmuuu!!!!

    1. They give the best hugs
    2. They are post material…. I’ve never read a post on men! 😛

    Vim : LOL, very true !!! I have never read such a post on men !!! 😛

    {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

    Heartiest congratulations! Hugs to both of u!! wish u all the best!!!

    Vim : Thanks a lot for the wishes ! I guess more than me, she needs it !!! 😀 😀 😀

    And if u ever need advice or help in understanding what she means / wants / expects / secretly wishes ….. don’t call me….no use!!

    😆 😆 😆

    Vim : LOL, *vimmuuu, all scared, searching for advice and help in understanding women *

    *crafty has hid behind vimmuuu and slowly peeks over his shoulder for any women approaching with sandals*

    Vim : ROFL !!!!! 😀 😀

    • August 25, 2009 10:59 am

      craftyyyyyyy ur dead meat!!!!!! no opint in hiding behind him!! hes already minced and shredded and thrown into the oven!!

      • craftyshines permalink
        August 25, 2009 4:28 pm

        oh my dearest verbivorehere
        may i interest u to be a herbivore here
        pliss to not make mince meat of crafty
        u must notice the last two points she made smartly

        women!! me no understand too well…
        but i can attempt to melt you into thinking i am swell!
        have a secret weapon, almost all have fell…
        my super tight hugs, does that ring a bell???

        {{{{{{{{{{{{super tight hugs}}}}}}}}}}}

        *crafty waits with fingers crossed to see what fate is destined*

        😀

      • August 25, 2009 8:37 pm

        oh tho just a verbivore
        thou made me a carnivore
        and i got to mince you crafty
        for havng betrayed us smartly

        woman u are and women u dnt get?
        thy race to go down – u have let!
        i wudve for sure fallen for ur hug
        if only u werent n “his” part to tug

        refer his reply to me where he has pointed ur name in his war against women

        {{{{{{{{{{{{{{GRRRRRRRRRRR}}}}}}}}}}}}

        *verby waits with an axe..ready to chop crafty down if she utters one word in favor of vimmuu again* 😀 😛

      • craftyshines permalink
        August 25, 2009 11:50 pm

        *verby waits with an axe..ready to chop crafty down if she utters one word in favor of vimmuu again*

        😯

        AIYO!!!! AXE!!!!!!!!!!! Hugs have failed and weapons are out???!!!

        *crafty tip toes till borders of the blog….and then sings loudly and bravely*

        Kind words crafty will always say about vimmuuu
        Crafty is his best pal and he is crafty’s too

        They both don’t understand girls and that’s the plain fact
        Crafty is first only Vimmuuu’s friend… she’s a girl after that!!!

        :mrgreen:

        *still keeping wary eye on axe…. shudder*

    • August 25, 2009 1:56 pm

      Crafty u did go n support Vimmuuu when all of us here r waiting for u 😦

      ‘They are post material’ – Superb point!

      • craftyshines permalink
        August 25, 2009 4:30 pm

        😦

        muahs swaram!

        that’s how i feel! all girl friends pummel me for it!! 😛

    • August 27, 2009 7:03 pm

      this has got to be the best comment here 😛 and sooo true… esp abt the black footwear women being a definite post material….

  51. August 25, 2009 1:52 am

    err Vimmuuu one word and one word from me only..
    whats her phone no? (okay so thats 4 but still 😛 )
    just gimme that and rest toh your post will be done for :mrgreen:

    • August 25, 2009 3:09 am

      I had written her phone number before too. guess you didnt take it down at that time. Ok, here goes :

      99-‘do you think im crazy’-011.

      Please convey my regards to her when you speak ! 😀 😀

      • August 25, 2009 10:04 am

        classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah, indy now call her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • September 20, 2009 4:26 am

        😛 😛 😛 😛
        that is MY MATURE response!

        *Indy walks off in a huff! * 😛

  52. August 25, 2009 1:52 am

    How did it all go boy? U r engaged now and trust me I know for sure u will be spending gazillion hours daily on phone/sms with her. Yes, I know for sure. Khaana khaya? Are u feeling sleepy? Talk a bit more na! what you ate today? and blah blah such stuff.. I empathize with you. My heartfelt condolences.

    • August 25, 2009 2:38 am

      It went well Boyyy ! Actually, Im spending lesser time on the phone these days ! 😀 😀 Yeah, the topics to talk is decreasing day by day. Now its just “so, how r u?”, ” hows the weather”, ” hows dad and mom” and nothing else 😀 😀 😀

      • August 25, 2009 8:10 am

        already????
        after 2 years of marriage u both will fall silent…. vimmuuu falling silent is UNIMAGINABLE!

      • August 25, 2009 1:24 pm

        Hehehehehehehehehehe!
        So true Ash.
        Usually you have to pay him to shut him up. 😉

        Bhagooo!!!!!!!! 😛

      • August 25, 2009 5:34 pm

        ASH!!! they will fall silent after marriage alrite…. but for different and more interesting reasons!!!! :mrgreen:

        😀 😀

      • August 26, 2009 8:05 pm

        ROFL!!!! classic, crafty! 😆

  53. August 25, 2009 12:30 pm

    load of tosh!!

    • August 25, 2009 2:23 pm

      Ahaaa…you mean about the comments, right ??? 😀 😀 😀 😀

  54. August 25, 2009 4:10 pm

    For God Sake stop twisting the words ‘Man n Woman’ because however much you play with words, you cannot deny that if there is no woman there won’t be any man in this world 😀

    Because you can play with words but not with biology/ nature 😀 😀 😀 😀

    • August 25, 2009 4:42 pm

      and if there is no man, how will any woman bring any other men and women to this world 😀 😀 😀

      Well, god played with biology and nature himself !! What else would explain your existence !!! 😀 😀 😀

      • August 25, 2009 4:49 pm

        Exactly!!! Man & Woman co exist in this world (they have to) btu at leats we Woman don’t crib about not understanding a man because we have given up on impossible things but you men keep cribbing because you don’t have the guts to accept that your brain isn’t capable enough to understand us!!!

        But why am I explaining this to you!!!! You are a gone case!!! And my existence is well explained if you can exist on this earth so can anybody 😀

    • August 25, 2009 4:46 pm

      LOL i loved that!! dearrr have all the chocolates u intend to send me,..first time im so willing to share chocolates 😛

      • August 25, 2009 4:50 pm

        Nah!!! Chocolates intended for you are for you!!! 😀

        Tell me where to send!!!

  55. August 25, 2009 4:40 pm

    We have only probs to speak eh??
    Then how come u commented our speech is like
    Music to ur ears and u can never have enuf!!
    Ne man in love out there who hasn’t told ths???
    Ur laugh is musical..ur talks are soothing etc??

    Either you dnt knw sport or wht u knw u get glued to
    It for lifetime!!

    Whtever we do with it?? Who knws maths? Accounts??
    Which is worse? 5k in 2 years or
    Loads of 2k s every month???

    We aren’t honest abt beauty? We may haven’t told abt many
    Except abt an occasional hrithik..coz only when it is
    “”there”” can we drool over! u people find all girls
    except the one in the house admirable

    If you “”ARE BUSY”” how come ur lines are busy
    Trapping other gals into the stupid pit we fell!!

    Excuse me.u dnt have ears to hear us..dnt like our looks
    Thn dnt tell u spend whole week with us. U spend the
    Whole week with TV, food and sofa…
    And which men let their wives party out sat nights whilst they
    Are at home??????

    Well I dnt get the point!

    Ill tell u what it is..no matter wht we say ur head and concentration
    Is only there with the attractive gal..and jst coz the female onscreen
    Is much more attractive ur attention is caught and u start weeping!!

    Trust me..till date I haven’t cooked the days my husbands not at home
    Id rather go hungry or exist in fruits or bread or whatever is there

    U admit u look..y dnt u look admitting shes beautiful rather
    Telling oh how horrid and then droolin..u think we dnt get it?

    Oh common!!! Common..admit it..the moment a girl talks abt six packs,
    Height or whatsoever of another guy..it is u guys who start off..
    “”so im not enuf..eh??”””

    LOL u do admit u get brainwashed..we dnt get brainwashed coz we
    Stand strong in our thoughts whilst u r always wavering!
    Look at this..u fight gals are nuisance but then u go ahead
    And bring a gal consciously in to ur life..most probably thnking what the
    Society will say.

    If God dint make that blunder..a Blunder like you would not have
    Existed..you don’t realize that??

    Hahaha u admit u take the first step..u admit that there are
    Stuffs in us/ in what we do which “”prompt you to propose””
    Which in other words mean “we are irresistible”. Admit it!
    Whatever we do..we never told we cant..and take another survey
    N most break-ups..girls move on faster than guys which says it all.

    Disasters ehhh?? So who you think brought u into this world..
    Admit it ok..after birth..it is tougher for tha baby to survive
    If the single surviving parent is the father. And if not for
    Societal pressure..and mens nuisance..it is much easier for a
    Girl to live alone than it is for a man!! He apparently is useless
    Without his “”better”” half.

    Well invention is truly great..there has to be someone for its application as well
    Or else the invention is useless in itself

    We are one..u see..unlike men who are confused.as to.who to stand for!! U weren’t confident of even that!! 😛

    • August 25, 2009 4:51 pm

      Just read your reply after you have become perfectly normal !! and then you will understand what I really meant by the post !! 😀 😀 😀

      The moment we speak truths about you, its all touchy touchy, all sensitive, you just cant control the moment something is spoken against you, you would go to any extent to defend yourselves!!! 😀 😀 😀 why are you all this insecured about how you are? so deep down you know that it is the truth, but you are not willing to accept it because you dont like to admit your flaws and you kno that once you have admitted, you ARE FINISHED !!! 😀 😀 😀 btw, have you noticed that this is the first time you have actually left such huge comments in any blog 😀 😀 😀 Im glad I made you do that 😉

      and I do have women who agree to what I had written !! check out craftys and a few others replies !! So its not what men think !!! its the truth ! its the fact ! You would have to learn to accept the fact at times, it sucks, but thats how it is ! Welcome to the real world !!! 😀 😀 😀

      • August 25, 2009 6:54 pm

        This is not called insecurity but standing for TRUTH! you call it insecurity coz u cant disagree with valuable points!! Crafty knows she’ll be minced meat, thts the reason shes hiding behind you aftr supporting (senseless) you!
        and who is aftr all this ‘disaster’ ‘nuisance’ war planning seriously to live with a woman?? cmon..if ur dead against this species y invite one into ur own life? Tell no right now..ascetism is bliss for you right?? cmon..and stop depending on all other women for ur food, cleaning and 😛 etc etc 😛 cmon..step into the real world..

      • August 27, 2009 3:08 am

        LOL…look at someone go all sentimental over this ! Ok, it was just a post, and that too from me !! 😀 😀 😀

  56. August 25, 2009 10:05 pm

    blahevolution of women!
    —————————-

    women:blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!

    blahg bhlag bhlag bhlag bhlag bhlag bhlag!

    blog blog blog blog blog!!

    (The same sage tht appeared in vimmus dream made me do this! i was sleep-commenting!)

    Vimmu uncle i am here to support u !

    • August 27, 2009 3:07 am

      LOL…too good buddy !!! too good !!! This is the 200th comment in my blog and its the first time ever !!! Thanks for all the support !!! 😀 😀 😀

  57. August 25, 2009 11:02 pm

    Nice points you have put up… I think it’s got a lot to do with the upbringing of both boys and girls these days – too much pampering. They are so far away from reality and take some time to come face to face – but everyone needs to answer one day – if not to others, then to themselves! So, be patient 🙂

    BTW you have been awarded and tagged on the topic ‘Fast Furious and Danceable songs’ – try to do it if you have time.

    Destination Infinity

    • August 27, 2009 3:06 am

      LOL, and you are the only person who answered it seriously. Im proud of you my boy, Im proud of you !!! 😀 😀

      Yeah, thanks for the award and the tag. Will do the tag asap !

  58. August 28, 2009 4:01 pm

    😮 ! I’m suddenly having doubts about my gender 😀 I don’t match with ANY of your points 😛 😛 😛 Or yey! Maybe I’m an exceptionally nice person! 😀

    • August 29, 2009 3:24 am

      ROFL !!! Good for you…I mean, for Mr. Sunshine !! 😀 😀 😀

  59. September 3, 2009 4:12 pm

    some are so true… donno wat else to write…
    btw… congrats man!!

  60. October 14, 2009 11:31 pm

    actually that was funny 😀

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