“Hello, I am your big fan!”
It started with a phone call; a call from the US of A to my mobile at 9.30 Indian time. I was at office and was busy in a review, so couldn’t pick up the call. Later I found a mail from the caller stating that he tried reaching me and I didn’t pick, etc. His number flashed on my mobile and all I had to do was to return his call. But……..Buhahahahahaha 👿
(( The following conversations were in Malayalam with a fake voice and a south Kerala accent. Please note that my office number doesn’t get displayed when I make a call; else, this wouldn’t have worked so well.
The first name of the ‘He’ is mentioned here as XYZ and the last name as ABCDE. And since this is a family blog, the abusive word used through out the conversations by ‘He’ is Beeeep-ed ))
Day 1
Me: Hello !
He : Hello
Me : Is this XYZ ?
He : Yes, this is XYZ here.
Me : Is this XYZ ABCDE ?
He : Yes, it is. Who is this ?
Me : is this really XYZ ABCDE ?
He : Yesssss…Who is thissss?
(and this continued for nearly 3 mins)
Me : Im a big fan of yours.
He : Huh ?
Me : Your blogs, your dancing. Im a huuugee fan of yours.
He : Who is this?
Me : So, what else is new?
He : Who is this? Can you tell me?
Me : I am a big fan, XYZ.
He : Who is thissss??
—Call Cut—
Day 2
Morning (US time)
Called him, but reached his answering machine. Left a voice message with the same fake voice and accent.
“This is your fan, I will call you after sometime”
Afternoon (US time)
Me : Hello.
He : Hello
Me : Is this XYZ ABCDE?
He : Yes. Who is this?
Me : This is me, your fan. How are you?
He : Who the ((beeep)) are you ?
Me : I told you na, I am your big fan. So what are you doing?
He : I am just walking back to office after lunch. Who is this?
Me : Oh, there is only eating happening these days, huh?
He : So many other things happen. Who is this?
Me : Guess !! I told you na, Im your big fan.
He : Who is this ?? ((beeeep))
Me : Ok, keep guessing and I will call you back.
He : Atleast tell your name and keep the phone, na?
Me : Bye.
He : Atleast tell your name and keep the phone.
–Call Cut—
After a week
Me : Hello, XYZ, this is me, your big fan !
He : Hello.
Me : So, how are you ?
He : Please tell me who you are !
Me : Try guessing.
He : Is this (tells some name)
Me : Nope. Who is that ? (laughs)
He : Ohh ((Beeeeep)), you are ….. (tells another name)
Me : No. I don’t think you can guess. You have forgotten me completely.
He : ((Beeep))…who are you ? I don’t know. Who are you ?
Me : Well, its sad that you cant guess who I am. I am disappointed. I am keeping the phone.
He : No, no. Please, atleast tell me who you are then keep. Please. Pleee…..
—–Call Cut—-
After 5 days
Me : Hello, XYZ ABCDE?
He : Yes, who is this.
Me : This is your fan, XYZ !
He : Who is this?
Me : I have been telling you, I am your big fan and you still cant guess me ?
He : Is it …(tells a new name)
Me : No.
He : Its …. (tells the same name again). Yes, you are ….
Me : No. I am not. What is this …… (uses his blog pseudo name, surprisingly he still couldn’t recognize), you cant understand my voice or what? This is so bad !
He : ((beeep)), I don’t know.
Me : Cant you try ?
He : Heyy you ((beeep)), if you are going to tell me your name, we will speak further, otherwise I am not interested.
Me : Ok, shall I give you a clue ?
He : Yeah, a clue would help.
Me : No, you don’t have to recognize me that way.
He : No, give me a clue please.
Me : Its ok. I cant give clues.
He : Then I don’t need to talk to you. You cant tell your name, then I cant talk to you.
Me : Arrogance, huh ???
He : yeah, tell me your name and then we will speak.
Me : Ok then. Bye.
He : Bye.
—Cuts call normally–
This happened three days back and after that I didn’t have the guts to listen to any more Beeeeps !! 😀 😀 😀 To think of it, I deserved more of those Beeeps for the prank I played on him, that too for two weeks !!
My dear friend, I am really sorry if all these episodes were disappointing for you. I didnt mean to offend you in any way. All I wanted was a blog post 😀 😀 😀 and I am equally sad that our first conversation went in this manner. I am also sad for the fact that you had to know the identity of that idiotic caller along with the rest of them here 👿
The ‘He’ mentioned in this post is known to all of us here. He is an Ordinary Guy who stays in Sunnyvale now; who cooks well; someone who would take a lungi even on his space mission to moon; who cooks well; who is in love with Rajamma; who has all the weird friends on universe and is also an excellent blogger. Ohh did I mention that he cooks well ??? 😉
Ok, now, who wants to get the next call from me? 😀 😀 😀
V-Lokam 
Tere mere hoton pe meethe meethe geet mitwaaaaaaa….
Aage aage chale hummmm…. piche piche BAAKI BLOGGERS mitwaaa!!! 😀 😀 😀
Mujhko pehchanlo …. main hoon Undakanniiiiiiiiiiiii!!! 😎
FIRST!!! yay!!!!!!!!!!! 😀
Vim : Yeyyyy !!! after a long time, na? 😀 😀 😀
omg!!! stalle kalippu!!! avane sketch aaki!!! u ARE the devil incarnate!!!
u did that to ur own komalikkal cousin?? 😯 nee avane kadichu kudanju!!!!
Vim : Munch…munch…munch…did you say something 😉
now the poor guy wont venture to call anyone else ever in his life again!!!!
Vim : LOL !!
the beeps werent enuff for u, u shud have heard some more!! 😀 😀
just u wait… OG is going to have his revenge…. in lungi style!!
Vim : Ayeyy…he is that kind, huh? 😀 😀 😀
you remember Ash, when I asked you if you had given my number to him…….
I suspected him initially, but after all those [beeps], I thought it would be an old frd 😛 😛 😛 who could tolerate all those beeps……………………… 😛 😛
i know!!!!
ROFL…. my god u were testing him with all those beeps, werent u??!! testing the level of friendship!! 😆
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah, but what confused me what that I did not even get a single beep in return………… so I was not taht sure about identity of that perssn
ROFLMAO!!! 😆
this is the first time i m hearing this! trying to guess the identity of the person by the type, variety and length of beeps!!! hahahahah 😆 😆 😆
I dont beeeeeep at all aliyaaa….thats why !!! 😀 😀 😀 😀
ROFL 😀 This is superb 😉
Vimmuuu, u gr8 fan – no beep 😉
ROTFL!!! 😀 😀
super Vimmuuu!!
Poor EOG!!!!!!! 😛 😛
way too many “beeps” in the conversation
aliya vimmuu, you dont beep, sheshu!!!!!!!!!!
that takes away, half the fun 😛 😛
*OG thanks his stars, that he did not beep about vimmuuu’s ancestors (in detail)*
LOL !!! dont worry, you still have fun !!! 😀 😀 😀 😀
my ancestors ??? I wouldve come up with this post sooner, then ! 😀
ancestors, predecessors… including his honewale kids!!! 😀 😀 😀
the range may go this side or that side! LOL
OG ! LOL@’*OG thanks his stars, that he did not beep about vimmuuu’s ancestors (in detail)*’
aiyo Vimmuuu saaare! i wud have been the safest bet for this trick then… crafty doesn’t beep either! but then this wud have gone on longer na…since no beeps involved?
but i wud have certainly cracked my PJs!!
they are worse than beeps! 😆
tell me… do ur friends also ask u how the heck are u alive??? my friends all beep like they are punctuating the sentences!!
😛
your PJs????? Nahhhhiiiiiiiii……Vimmuuu swears never to play prank with Crafty !!! 😀 😀 😀 😀
anything but your PJs…puhleeezz !!!!
since u pleaded so much.. here’s one –
in the movie “Guide” why did waheeda rehman wear only one sari in the song?
because… dev anand sang to her… “badle duniyaa saari…tum na badalna!
*vimmuuu has gone to bang head on nearest wall*
ROFL !!!! thats like one of the best PJs ever !!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
🙄
sheesh!!
PJ’s!!
geeez… I was told about this post by crafty…. but I couldnt comment from my mobile… ! phew and m I late… by no means m I going to comment in the bottom…
dude … ISD Calls and that too crank… !!!!!
sheesh… !!!!!
LOL !!! yeah, going by your standards, you are toooooo late !!! 😀 😀 😀
free ISD calls, dude. free !!! 😀 😀 😀
the domestic me could think of only that… sigh… money… lol 😛 😛
HI-5 Ash sistah!!!!!! wait wait! lemme wear my dance shoes….
here i go…..
woh haseena woh neelam pari…
kar gayi koi jaadugari….
blog pe first position cheen li hai….
dil mein betabiyaan hai bhaari….
crafty bechaari hai…
fourth aayi hai….
par phir kehti hai woh kis kisko….
Dil mein mere hai dard-e-disco…dard-e-disco…dard-e-disco!!!!!!!!!!
😀 😀 😀
omg!!!! sistah dahlinggg!!! where do u come up with such gems??!!!
me hurries onto put dancing shoes and joins crafty
* me awards crafty the new award of ‘Remake Song Genius’ *
me =
crafty = 😯
then crafty =
upcoming one probably: thrifty omletter maker award!!! LOL 😀 😀 😀
OMLETTE*
So many awards!!!!!!!
I must get that awards nite gown of mine!!! this pyjama is getting too monotonous!!!
thankooo Ask sistah!!!! *celebrity style muahs happen*
then tribal dance happens!!!!!
jingalala ho jingalala ho…. phurrr phurrrrr!!!!! 😆
Awesome sis! No cow slippers????
oooh yeah swaroo sis! cow slippers! tee hee hee!!! 😀 😀 😀
hmmph!
you both forgot the big doggie print towels!! 😛 😛
Crafty : How do you do this everytime !!! EVERYTIME !!! in OGs words…classicu !!! 😀 😀 😀
vimmuuu! did u read what i wrote for u at Suji’s blog??? its true i tell ya! i am the LOONIEST at ur blog! u remember that comment on ur CBT post!!!! that’s the whackiest i have got in this life of mine!!
in EOG’s lingo…. sooperu tightu hugsu!!!!! 😀 😀 😀
you are the loooniest over here, huh?….then I will make the posts are even looonier …:D 😀 😀
Zara dekho kaun aa gayi hai 😉
2nd aake woh cha gayi hai!
Dekho aa gayi hai Swar 😉
I guessed it rt Yay! I told u even before I read the post!
Che! I shud nt hv guessed it when u called me the other day! Wud hv been so much fun 😦
u also??? ok now how many more left???
Ha ha ha!
But OG cud nt guess! I mean reallyyyy?????????
He must b hvng many fans n even some ACs then na 😉
We r the only two here? All zZZZZZZZ !!!
I know. Rest are all sleeping. Long weekend , na? Im expecting Solilo any time ! 😀
Oh ya! She ws online sometime bk!!!
Long weekend = sleep early??? Y?
Long weekend = late nights no 😉
Oh she was???
Long weekend = late nights no 😉 …..hmmm…everybodys husbands wouldnt be watching cricket 😀 😀 😀
ROFL 😀 No comments 😉
Rest are all sleeping. Long weekend , na?
But y sleep early then 😛
🙄
😯
no 💡
vimssss!!! u are learning all the right things early arent u??? 😀 😀 😀 good good!
ROFL !!! I have to na? 😀 😀 😀
Ur shift is gonna change too 😉
Were the ones he guessed from the blog world???????
nope, never guessed anyone from the blog world 😛
Hey welcome saar 🙂
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Aliyaaaa……eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!!!!!
yeah 😛 😛
you just fill in the blanks!!!!!!!!!!!!
😀 😀 😀 😀 filled…doesnt sound good to the ears !! 😀
OHO!!!! my favorite type of smile!!! i also wanna join!!!!
this is for u EOG!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Dont u dare pull such a prank on me. The whole post will be filled with beeps.
hehehe
u mean … “who the *beep* are you *beep* *beep* *beep*??? what the *beep* do u think of urself, u *beep* *beeeeeep*?!! u think u can *beep* call me up and *beep* play a prank on me?? well then u thot wrong u *beep* * beep* * beeeeeeep*!!! ”
wow.. whole post wud b A-rated then!!! 😀 😀 😀
ROFL 😀
Gaadi bula rahi hai beep
Seeti bhaja rahi hai beep 😉
ROFL Ash 😆
Reema : Not even in my wildest dreams !! 😀 😀 😀
Ashwathy and Swar : ROFL !!! 😀 😀 😀
dai [beep], one comment of mine has gone into moderation…………….. approve it
This is one gud word to use! The other fella won’t understand too n go mad! Awesome!
hehehehehehehehehehe 😛 😛
eeeeeeeeeeeeeee….done aliyaa…anything you say !!!
Priyapetta Vimmuuu Saar,
It was nice knowing you…. i will surely miss u, and most of all, i will miss ur singing… (can u send me a copy of all songs u sang..to remember u by?) I will also miss all the commenting….
how perfectly timed was Suji’s post… a tribute to u…. tch tch…
i hope to God, u may find heaven… after the gruesome kill by EOG’s hands 👿
I am just glad our conversations were little more sane (do not ask me to define “sane” pliss)
farewell!
Yours lovingly,
Crafty Kutty
PS: Did i ask for copy of ur songs? Pliss do send them… i seem to need a daily dose! 😐
Do you hear the funeral song somewhere??? I do !! 😀 😀 😀 😀
hmm…
usually ppl say ‘I do’ during marriages!! first time i m hearing someone saying it for his own funeral 🙄
😀 😀 😀
What is it with you and my marriages ??? 😀 😀 😀 😀 I hereby request you to, do not remind me of my status !! 😀 😀 😀 😀
and for the record, I did not give you a of of beeps because, I did not know the identity of the caller 😛 but now, when I call or you call next, you will get a lot more……………..
Aliyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa………………
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!! aliya, 3 months……………. just 3 months………. then I will be in chennai 😛
nee peydikalle 😛 😛
LOL !!! I just cant wait to see you !!! which probably would be the last time I see myself too..
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
which probably would be the last time I see myself too..
ROFLMAO!!! hahahahah
pssst! Vimmuuu!!!! i say, hide behind me quick!!!! i will distract EOG with a hug and u make ur get away!!!!!!
Vimmuuu = 5 feet 6
Crafy = 5 feet 2.5
EOG = 6 feet and fit with all his tennis and all….
SIgh….. vimmuuuu…. i will buy some heels, and u go start working out…. there are three months!!!
vims, OG is 6 feet tall and hefty. plus he’s working out now. i suggest u go into hiding when OG makes his appearance in chennai
allenkil ninte podi polum baaki kittilla magane!
(tranlated: or else your dust not even left, my son!)
Thanks for the translation Undakanni 😀
Oh u wil b here!
LOL. OG is my best friend !!! 😀 😀 😀
LOL 😆 is that enough to forgive OG??
The post will then sound a Beep alert @ the beginning 😛
CLASSIC OG machi…
ROFL… 😆
In the first para itself I found.. poor OG has found thru the post… 😆
😀 😀 😀 You are brillianttu !!! 😀 😀 😀
is that means OG is not?? 😛 😛
OG please not that statement.. 😀 😀 😀
is that means OG is not?? 😛 😛
OG please note that statement.. 😀 😀 😀
ha ha ha gud one 😉
OG just wanted to beep 😛 😛 😛
OG where are you???
Kalippu here 😛 😛
Heyy no one speaks bad about OG here 😀 😀 😀 I have done enough damage already !! 😉
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am here here here!!!!!!!!!!!!!
beeps only reserved for kuutharas (low class people)………….
I wont use it for all the others 😛
ROFL 😀 Thatz another word in Malayalam kya 😛
I mean no damage kinda word 😉
After the use of Aliya – wrong person, wrong place I am very careful when I speak in languages other than the ones I know properly 😉
aliyaaaa…. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
vimmuuu! everytime i see this smile, i wanna return it!
so here goes!!!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
yes yes, I noted it 😛 no comments now 😛 only beeps 😛
nooooooooooooo Swar!!! 😯
pls dont use that word normally. its even worse than calling that chef aliyaaa 😆 take my word for it!!
koothara means really low class!!
OG, will u please for a change teach ppl all the right meanings and words??!!
next time she will go around calling her husband that!! 🙄
and then come back and write a post abt it!
Swar will call her husband with taht name… LOL 😆
he he he
@ Ashwathy : ROFL !!! why do I see that coming very soon !!! 😀 😀 😀 😀
Aaaaaaa???????????????
Patiiiiiiiii – true pativrata stree me 😉
Ayyo swar Patiiii in mallu equals to Dharmendar cursing his villains – kuthe main tera khoon pee jaaonga…….so don’t be a true doggie fasting woman ok!!!!
Seriously! OG is going to cause a lot of problems with the rate of funny words he is imparting to Swaram 🙂 Swar – pliss to re-check with all of us before using any word patented by OG 😉
ha ha ha Thank God I know some more Mallus here 😉
ROFL EOG Maashe!!!!!!
crafty wil take tuitions for paccha malayalam beeps from u! i have bought new notebook and pencil!! when do we start class??????
i have few beeeps in office who need some bleeeeping beeps from crafty!!!! 😛 😀 😀
Crafty pass me the notes will ya? My husband knows all the mallu ancient beeps I know and I want to update myself 🙂
That is a point, Crafty! I could use some too! People think I am not mallu enough coz I don’t use or understand all these beeps 😦
Mmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm to beeeeeeeeeppppppppppppppppp ROFL 😆
LOL !! 😀 😀 😀
Phew! I would have listed names of all my boy friends. 🙄
I mean ex. boyfriends. Now mera pati sirf mera hai aur main sirf aur sirf apne pati ki hoon.
Solilo singing “mera pati mera devta hai…..”.
Main Solilo tere aangan ki 😉
Ha ha ha Don, we were all waiting for u 😉
U r our gang leader no 😛
Aa gaya apan. All work done (means lunch done…) Ha..ha..ha..
{{{{{{Hugs}}}}}}} Swar. See we are good people. We don’t beep. :angel:
you dont beep…you peep !!! 😀 😀 😀
Keep up the beep work Vimmuuu err I mean on the attic 😛
Now where did all this come from ??? 🙄
All this ????
After our marriage, my husband’s friend called like this to fool me and I took my old guy friends’ name. Ha..ha..ha.. thank goodness all of us belonged to same gang. Phew! so reminded me of those days. Phew! Phew!
😆 😆
ROFL !!! 😀 😀 😀 D 😀
You should post that…please…hehehehehe
Annittu venam lokam muzhuvan entte foolish katha flash aakkaan. My blog is read my all my relatives and husband’s too and every random people I know.
It will be flashed in Trivandrum. Ha..ha..ha..
omg!!! sols, wot a fantastic idea for a post!!! 😀 😀
Don ji tho mast rangeele mijaz ke nikhle…..I am wondering how the BF’s became ex?? tapkaya sabko kya jab jee bar gaya? *thanking out to sweet Rakhi Mary for not making sakshi a guy to be tapkofyed by Don Soli*
OG beeped? one shock 😯
and Vimmu doesn’t beep????? double shock 😯 : shock:
Im sure if it was anyone else, I wouldve been hunted and murdered. OG was actually sweeet !!! 😀 😀 😀
You love Suji and now OG is sweet.
Kalyaanam maatti vaykkano… 😉
Look whos speaking 😉
First Indy, then Ashwathy !!! Your list is as big as mine !!! 😀 😀 😀 😀
ROFL 😀 He said he luvs someone else too 😉 😉 Vimmuuu saar, enna solre????
Who is left? Vimmu is in LUB with all the male bloggers. Hey bhaggu! my ears….
😀
Sheeeeesh !!! Im a gay in blogsville !!! This has to be the worst day ever !!! 😀 😀 😀
Good lord what is al this talk??? Soli loves women and vimmuuu loves men???
Every time its time to shut eyes and ears of crafty, this Indyeah is missing!
😯
no Crafty I am here..though I am trying to figure pout just HOW you know when its time to shut your eyes and ears 😀 😀
oh what the heck! *shuts Crafty’s KRS”s ears and eyes anyway*
fat lot of good that would do now !!
*Indy kicks self * 😀
Sakshi has now rechristened herself as Robert Louis Stevenson and busy rewriting the classic – The Strange Case of Br. (acronym for Bathroom) Vimmu and Blogger Gay Vimmu!!!
LOL…shhhhh…..its a black mark for you…hehehehhehehe…
u r saying this to urself????
LOL Don 😆
CLASSIC…
Kanagu, Careful aa irrkano inge. Vimmukku ennavo kuzhappama irrukku. Paithyam pudichurukku. 😆
Avanakku male lubbing virus bite.
he he he… I am really careful don 😛 😛
U r really smart thambi 😉
ROFL at male loving virus bite….don you made my day…sigh!!!
Vimmuuu, u love OG ??? 😉
Shit, where did this come from ??? who would give crank calls to lovers 😉
Someone ws explaining to me sometime bk that ppl don’t know the rt meaning of ‘Love’!!!!!!
who is that ???
Some bathroom singer 😉
* me sings in the background ‘Dostana’
maa da ladla bigad gaya, maa da ladla bigad gaya *
Solilo joins Ashwathy in chorus. ‘Maa da ladla bigad gayaa…tayin tayin tayin’
More Girl power!
😆
Yay! Swar joins too with louddddddd swaras 😉 😉
Entammmooo…what is happening ??? 😀 😀 😀 😀
Swar, I asked the same thing.
*Solilo and Swar singing Naino mein sajna… sajna pe dil aa gaya: Solilo is Jitendra and Swaram is Sridevi*
More fodder for you, Vimmu. Ha..ha..ha..
Sheeeeesh !!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 Solilo !!!! whats happening ??? 😀 😀 😀
Chanan chan chudiyan khanaak gayi dekh Solilo
Chudiyan khanaak gayi haath maa
Morini baagha maa bole aadhi raat maa
Swaram, chamiya..aa chalti kya khandala? Ghoomenge phirenge dance karenge aur kya?
Solilo : Aamir Khan, Swaram: Rani Mukherjee.
Ha..ha..ha..
Where is Sakshi? Crafty?
Hawa ke saath saath
Ghata ke sang sang
Oh Soli challlllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soli!!! crafty is here!!!!!!
Pardesiaaaaaa…..
Sololiya…. yeh sach hai piyaaa…sab kehte hain tune..mujhko miss hain kiyaa…
main kehti hoon maine…tujhko miss hain kiyaaaa!!!!!!!
😀 😀 😀
Sarkaar Soli phir se galthi hogayi….apun dheer se aaya, maa kasam hamari galthi nahi thi is baari. Woh Male Lubbing Virus infected person hypnotized me in his bathroom. I was reading his bathroom tales and u know kinda got carried away and missed Sarkaar ka meeting here :(.
these women are really really perverted 😛 😛 😛 😛
poor vimmuuu and me………………….
ROFLMAO!!!
whatever u do vimal, dont show this blog to ur fiance! that will b the end of ur courtship… forget marraige!
😯 😯 😯 Beeeeeeeeepppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know aliyaaa….
All they know is that three letter word 😀 😀 😀 😀
Yeah right! the BEEP king has arrived. People! keep your ears closed. Shiva! Shiva!
Hey Silly-lo , who is shiva ??? 😀 😀 😀 ex-boyfriend ???
Kadavuleeeeeeeeee!
Andavana koopitte appa! Lord Shiva!
Vimmuuu, sday u fell in love with the aatma and today the funeral song???
Gng to the heavenly abode with her kya??
Btw, where is my aatma and Jeny ??? I feel like singing another duet today !!! 😀 😀 😀 😀
u sing it with Suji and OG (wow, that rhymes also)!!! 😀 😀 😀
Vimmu and his two chamiyas: Suji and OG. Rhymes. Ha..ha..ha..
Too gud this one 😉
Xactly Vimmuuu!!!!!
Suji to Vimmuuu: Tu hai mera V V V Vimmuuu 😉
Vimmuuu and OG happily singing Chota sa ghar, hai yeh magar tum isko pasand kar lo 😛
Na swar OG and Suji will try to lure Vimmu by showing off who has the biggest bathroom 😉 Haa let’s direct a reality show called Vimmu Ka Swayamvar…jiska bathroom badaa us main Vimmu ka dil doobha 🙂
Sakshi rolling off the trailer to this mega reality show
Vimmu in dashing leather pants blue tee and goggles *sigh from the director*
dil doobha dil doobha tere bathroom main dil doobha..
Mehboob mehboob bas yeh jaanle mehboob
ashiq hoon deewaana hoon bathroom ke liye kuch bhi kar jaaonga
– cut –
OG makes an entrance in fluttering blue lungi along with Suji
Hum tere jaase main nahi aayenge are deewaane jaa…..
*sakshi the wannabe director thinks this is the right moment to run away with the money from the producers*
ROFL 😀 Saksh 😉 Ultimate directionu I say 😛
Suji’s costume 😉
ROFL Saksh!!!! That was too much!
Nahhh…im very much straight and Im not SRK !! 😀 😀 😀 I have my aatmaas and Jenys ready anyways !! what more can a man ask for ??? Ready made heroines !! 😀 😀 😀
SRK thottu kalichaal….aa kayy njan vettum. 😆 😆
Chalo shuru karo 😉
VLokam is turning into GayLokam 😯 entammooooo!!!!!!!!
ROFL 😀
VLokam is turning into GayLokam
oooh! my eyes my eyes!!!!!!!!!!
aiyaiyao!!!!!!!!
i thought the post was kalippu… here the comments are sstalle kallipu!!!!!!!!!
crafty permanently = 😯
Sakshi enters to see crafty in that smiley which sakshi don’t know how to type 😦 She tells her 5 yr old son to play with Crafty and distract her from all this gay lokam.
ROFL, Ash!
New movie: Mera Vimmu sirf mera hai
Plot: OG and Suji fighting for Vimmu’s love.
Songs written by: Ashwathy and Swaram.
Direction: Sakshi (where is she?)
Producer: Don Solilo and chota don Crafty (with the money from hafta vasooli)
sheeesh !!! I shouldve disabled the comments for this post as well 😀 😀 😀
Ok, a twist in the story comes after interval…OG and Suji doesnt know that Vimmuuu is straight….and Vimmuuu goes in search for Jeny….OG and Suji find love amongst themselves….:D 😀 😀 😀
Ayyo no more twists in the tale!!
Vimmuuu, u killed Jeny sday! Where wil u find her nw?????
N the plot hs changed to Partner rt after u got to know abt Sakshi Jr 😛
ROFL !!! Nooooo….Jeny didnt die…she came back to take revenge…new story….then she falls in love with me again …. 😀 😀 😀 :D…oh ya…i leave sakshi and her kid on the road….:D 😀 😀
Sakshiiiiiiiii where r u!!!!!!!
Which road did this fella leave u !!! No gaadi to come here kya 😦
👿 Vimmuuu!
👿 👿 👿
Sakshi calling Crafty from her bed in pink pyjamas and Suji, who has gone in search of smiley’s back from the himalayas to gve her all the available smiley avataar’s to dump on Vimmu for this dhokaaaaaaaa; then decides against it and seeks OG’s help
Beep…..beep….beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep…..b.e.e.p……………….BEEP (echoing in American and Britain english, mallu, french, german, tamil and the rest of the states of India)
ROFL!!!! 😀 😀
mere mann gi ganga aur tere man ki yamuna kaaa bol OG bol sangam hoga ki nahin
Arre bol Suji bol sangam hoge ke nahi!!!
Vimmuuu 🙄 his eyes Suji OG Suji OG Suji OG Suji OG 👿
Ha..ha..ha..ha.. that was howlarious, Swaram!
Suji OG, OG Suji,???
reminds me of sreenivasan’s dialogue in Azhakiya Ravanan:
“doctormaar operation, operation doctormaar” 😀 😀 😀
LOL !!! (vimmuuu banging head on …on…oh god, I dont even see a wall nearby ! ))
vimmuuu banging head on …on…oh god, I dont even see a wall nearby !
*crafty runs in with portable wall*
here! inni sughayitte talla taali iddicholo!!! and then, pass it to me!!!!
🙄
ROFL!!! 😀 😀
Ayyo don…before reaching here I already started making a reality show from ur hafta vasooli….don ji abh kya karen??….movie and show saath saath direct karna hai tho apun ko India jaana padega…..idhar evening duty laga rehta hai apun ka gharwale ke saath!!!
ROFL!!! OMG!! THis is PG material!!!
Crafty!! come now I WANT to close your eyes and ears 😀
Vimmu, you MUST lock your blog before you get married. Your poor wife will get a shock reading all this.
Ha..ha..ha..ha..
lock?? make that private… or even delete….or mortgage
I know !!! Im never ever going to reveal my blog id to her till I get married…after marriage, I will lie like the usual men !! 😀 😀 😀
Are you inviting me for your marriage? Then don’t worry. I will make it a point to make a huge banner with your blog link and gift it to her. 👿
ROFL 😀
Guruvayurappa Guruvayarappa 🙂
Do you think I will after all this ??? 😀 😀 😀 😀
I will be bin bulaya mehmaan.
I know Chennai so will walk around with a placard in a Arabi dress like Nadodikattu asking “Sadhanam kayyilondo”!
Ha..ha..ha.. then when I am caught, I will say that I am looking for bathroom singer Vimmu.
yeah, like Im getting married in Chennai !!! Come come…hehhehehe…
Palghat? Ottapalam? I have no clue about that region of Kerala. Hmm.. *Solilo thinking of other ways*
Arre come on Don! Dint I give u a hint already???
Oh! Guruvayoor. That’s easy. I have relatives there. Last year attended a cousin’s wedding too there.
Solilo again : Sadhanam kayyilondo..Sadhanam kayyilondo..
😆 😆
I have cousins in Guruvayoor too – let me know, Sols, if you need any assistance 🙂
Don we have mafia bros in Zermatt no? can ask them to dig info 🙂
Nahi wrong destination Sols 😉
U hv got b somewhere else 😛
Arre come on!
No formality with friends 😀
save those invitation cards Vimmuuu
Dont print! Save trees 🙂
We will be there Don’t u worry!
Aaj mere yaar ki shaadi hai 😀
But wat abt Suji n OG?
Judaai Judaai 😦
ROFL !!! hey shameless people, how many times do I have to tell you…YOU GUYS ARENT INVITED ?? 😀 😀 😀 😀
U call us shameless already na? Ab kya darna???
We are WEDDING CRASHERS! 😈
LOL !!! Im planning to conduct it outer space !!! Come at your own risk ! (this would be the tagline in my invitation, anyway..:D 😀 😀 :D)
YAY! SOLI!!! yes yes! we must uncover his blog URL at the wedding!!!! he has invited me already! but i will refuse invitation just so I can be WEDDING CRASHER!!!!
i will come with a hat that has a placard attached on to that has his blog url in BOLD, font size 72!!!!!!!
😀 😀 😀 😀
LOL !! One of those days when Crafty turned against Vimmuuu 😀
What Vimmuuu- selective invitation!!!! Now invitation for me??????
ROFL! but then OMG… you are mean! poor ABC… all my sympathies to him…
and you know who that ABC is na??? 😀 😀 😀
yea right!?
😀 😀
Where is XYZ ABCDE????
Gone to meet his Rajamma?
working in office now 😛 😛
I have work you know 😛
Yeah! we know. Setting up Dosakkuttappan and sons thattukada.
ha ha ha y do they keep transforming b/w $^& and *&%%$
Okay me friends. Me going to have Coffee and then leaving. Have a nice weekend everyone!
Hugs all.
thank GOD!!!!!!!!!!
Eda dushta…njan poyittilla. 😆
yeah…phew…and thank Coffee too 😀 😀
Wahhh….onnu poyi tharumo ??/please….:D 😀 😀
Okie me gonna sleep nw 🙂 Gud nite err early mrng 😀
*crafty has read goodbye comments from all…she is left alone*
The stage / dance floor is empty, is it????
Crafty cues for lights and music….
jawaan ho yaaron…yeh tum ko hua kya???
aji humko dekho zaaaraaaa
maana abhi hua hai late…
phir bhi karenge dance hum bhar pet….
jab tak ho jaaye sun rise
suno yaaron….mere pyaaron…mere maaano….dance maaro!!!!
Crafty! dance pe chance to mar liya ab neend pe bhi mar le! Its too late girl! how about getting some sleep?
tee hee Rohini!!!! yes yes!!! me to retire to bed now…while the sun rises! BUT!!!! may we have the last dance pliss!!!!!
dance floor is lit….Rohini and Crafty dance….
Rohini yahan aaha naache naache…
Crafty wahan aaha naache naache…
Dono haseeen aha naache naache…
saare bloggers aha naache naache…
owwwaaaa owwwaaaa…. dancing se hai pyaaar!!! 😆
wow! u sure remind me of songs I tend to forget often! This one was a huge hit with me! 🙂
sleep tight ((hugs))
Crafty you are too funny!!! Funny Cunny 😆
and I thought you slept after I left the dancing floor !!! 😀
Heavens I was busy reading ur Bathroom sagas and all this was happening here? Chathiya kashmala…..I was hypnotized by bathroom antics and missed this all….now no scope of reading this post till monday 😦
😀 😀 😀 😀 I knew my bathroom sagas would hypnotize somebody 😉 dont worry, I wont post anything until monday 😀
200th comment is mine!!!!
Mere comment ki number ho itni sanam
Tere blog pe shuru tere blog pe khatam…..
arre wah sakshi!!!!!!!! double century!!!
*sakshi and crafty do ringa-ringa-roses* style twirling in celebration!
say…. it is ur bday yet??? is it time to wish???
sigh, me retiring to bed…so will wish now!!
HAPPY BDAY!!!!!!
got ur name up at cupcake wishes on my blog!
@ Vimmuuu: what song can u dedicate for Sakshi??? Well, she found Jeny for u!!!! u shud!!! 😀 😀 😀
Aww super bear huggs Crafty for the wishes and that cupcake. Am hiding behind the door with a bat to see if the husband remembers my bday or……
Will see you guys again on monday and hope no one will post till then…..guys please don’t make me miss the fun….sobs…..grant me my bday wish ok??
Byes to all gays and girls for now 😉
Oyyyyy !!!!!! Wished you already, but here goes one more :
HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!! 😀
@ Crafty : Song for Sakshi??? ((Clearing my throat))
Main Yahaan Tu Vahaan Zindagi Hai Kahaan
Tu Hi Tu Hai Sanam Dekhtaa Hoon Jahaan
Neend Aati Nahin Yaad Jaati Nahin
Neend Aati Nahin Yaad Jaati Nahin
Bin Tere Ab Jiyaa Jaaye Na
Main Yahaan Tu Vahaan Zindagi Hai Kahaan
and that applies to Jeny too 😉
Pixie I see you are here now….so let me say my thanks for your comment at my blog…danks a don for dropping by my place and I will come over to yours on Monday….sat and sunday is internet curfew here 😦
This is heights ! you are thanking her over here ??? 😀 😀 😀
aaaah…feel at home…YOU can do anything !!! btw, hows Jeny ??? 😀
yay Sakshi! 🙂
Come over anytime.. the madness is slighlt less there so you just might get a breather! 😉
how was your b’day celebrations?!
REALLLLLYYY………….Ufff TOOOOO much you are….tooo tooo much….so much of vella time and money………….:)….but this is soooo soo fun toooo……and OG must have pulled his lungi up and walk up and down his corridor fuming and wondering 🙂
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL “A”,
you come up with the best!!!!!!!!!
for the records, i was in office when ever he called 😛 so it was jeans 😛 😛 😛
Thank god for small mercies 🙂
Vimmuuu – now you know why you got awat with just this much ‘teri’.
LOL !!! I was imagining the same scene at his home, yes, with a beedi also 😀 😀 😀 😀
hey!!!!
I am last 😛
Not really Tarun… it’s very tough to be last 😆
Indeed it is!!! 😦
LOL, why do you worry if you are last ??? your comments would still be attended 😀 😀 😀
@ IHM : I know. you are always there 😆
222 comments – is this a chat room or what ????
OMG !!!! Vimmuuu !!!! What kind of a prank was that ????? 😆 Just loved the way you’ve written it !!!! 😆 But certainly not the way, you teased him !!!! 🙂 My God !!!
But I am surprised that OG didnt guess that it was you – the only one capable of doing such things. 😆
That was quite a lot of *beeps* in this page !!! 🙄
Actually, ur office shld keep a tab on you, for the long distance calls u make for pranks and other stuff !!! Hv u called anybody else, abt which u have not blogged ????? I am having a doubt on you !!! 😆 😆 😆
After all this, how do u expect to eat masala dosas made by OG ???? He’ll not even let u near the crumbs in the kitchen 🙂 🙂 🙂
LOL. You shouldve been here yesterday !!! 186 comments in 2 hrs !!! 😀 😀 😀 I couldnt control it after a point of time, cuz I was at work and left it to the rest to spam 😀 😀 😀
I know ! infact, I used his name OG during the conversation to give a clue and he couldnt guess it 😀 😀 D
I have made so many such calls. Hehehehe. This is just a drop in the biiig ocean !!! 😉
No no, he might let me in, but he might also poison the food 😉
I really missed all the fun, yday night !!! 😦 Was logged in till 11pm !!!
Now, whenever I get to a call from an unknown person to my phone, I’ll be wondering if its you !!!! 😉
Poison the food, eh – you deserve it, for pulling such a stunt on OG !!! 😉
OG, Come on Man, its revenge time for you !!!
Make Mr HPU as a target missile and send it to this prankster !!!! 😆 😆
LOL !!!! sheeesh !!! Now even if I make a genuine call, I would be judged !!! 😀 😀 😀
OG and revenge ???? Nooooooooooo !!!!!!
You really did this???!!! Awesome and what fun!!! I was wondering which stranger you were harassing in the name of practical joking – turns out it was OG!! 😆
And so much pains to create a blog post 🙂
LOL. I know, what all pains we undergo to write a post 😀 😀 😀
Pains – YOU ?????? It was OG, right ???????
hehehehe….whoever, whatever , however !!! 😀 😀 😀
Hellos sir!!!
How do?
Alls oks??
Still flying in air or on grounds?
Had dinners & lunches??
Now tells me!!!
Have you ever been fooled in a similar manner???
Care to share the experience here???
😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
yes yes…alls ok !!! came to the grounds yesterday, had to publish this, na? 😀 😀 😀
If I didnt have dinner and lunch, would you come down and feed me? Then, why this unnecessary questions !! Staap the non sense, I say !! 😀 😀 😀
Nahh, not kidding, but no one ever played a prank with me over the phone !!! A few of them tried, but I am too evil for them 😀 😀 😀
The kuschuns are nat unnecessary saar!!! I was worried about you!!! Too many people have been praising you lately and you have been blushing nd flushing a lot lately. So I was worried if too much praise has got into your head!!! 😉 🙂
Now as you confirm you are with us I would request you to excercise your teeny weeny memory a bit!!!
You sure you have never been fooled::? You are sure???
Buahahahaha! 😀 😀 😀 😀
If it hadn’t been so many months old it would have been fun narrating that experience as a seperate blog post!!!
😀 😀 😀
Now now don’t say it wasn’t as effective as your prank!!! Matter of fact is that you were fooled too!!! 😀 😀 😀 and there is someone here to match your evilness!!!
I know…all those were really suffocating for me too !!!! 😀 😀 😀
Yeah yeah,…so you fooled me !!!!Happy, now go sleep peacefully 😀 😀 😀
hahaha… u sure are one wicked guy!
I cant believe u really did this….what fun 😀
LOL !! 😀 😀 😀 I knoww…what fun !!! 😀 😀
ur post reminded me of all the prank calls we used to do in college….
this one time, one of my friends had the karaoke sys…fairly new and it had the options of modulating the voice output, needless to say we had a field day with it. Thank god there were no cell phones and caller id’s back then. 😉
LOL !!! I know these days a prank through phone is very difficult ! chey !!!
Boy… you ARE naughty!! 😆 😆 😆
Tan ta daaaan….:D
I am amazed OG did not figure it out 🙂 I knew the moment you mentioned USA 😉 you are too much!
Paavam OG! Is he still alive after all your torture?
‘To think of it, I deserved more of those Beeeps for the prank I played on him, that too for two weeks !!’ – too right! He was being too nice to you 😉
LOL !!!! The moment he read this post, he called me !!! and we were giggling to glory !!! 😀 😀 😀
I know. he was tooo nice to me ! 😀 😀 😀
I read somewhere that more efforts you take for a post, it will be more read and more liked, but they would have never thought of this kind of efforts! Good one…
Destination Infinity
LOL !!!! and where did you read that??? from your own autobiography ??? 😀 😀 😀
🙂
This is innovation..!!
Indeed..!!
You can easily get past of writers block anytime..!!
🙂
LOL !!! I know, just a few calls are enough, na? 😀 😀 😀
Goodness,you’re dangerous.!! Thank go I read this post and thank you for posting it as an alert..I’m never going to give you my phone no…EVER!! I’ll call you from a peblic booth from the Gelf!!
Iniyendokke irrippondu kaaiyyil??? 😀
ROFL 😀 He is gonna take it from othersu 😛
by that others do you mean YOU,Swaruuu??….then I’ll have to sing dost dost na raha :lol)
Ayyo ille Deepu 🙂
Yeh dosti hum nahi todenge 😀
Swarr,….you have Deeeps number???? Ok, im coming to Hyderabad but only if you give her number to me 😀 😀 😀
Hmm err mathlab offline 😉
ROFL !!! Dont worry, even if I play a prank on you, I will never publish a post, ok??? 😀 😀 😀 😀
phew!what a relief,Vimmuuu…bah!do you think I’m going to be tricked into believing that??? 👿
LOL !!! the impressions i already created 😀 😀 😀
Man… is Synaptris aware of the BEEPS? I’m sure once they get to know, they are gonna BEEP you too to death 😛
LOL !!! They are already fed up with the pranks I play at office 😉
At least now, I am last 😛
Why dont you write anything other than that ? 😀 😀
Aaddaa woooddaa loooo!!! Whaddup Vimmuuu???? U called OG and beeped him all the way into making him believe that u r a fan???????
Distances making u feel the creeps, eh? 🙂 Missin him I suppose???? 🙂 🙂 🙂
Anyhow……… this is 2009 and for the risk of not wanting to sound obsolete……. May U find happiness together!!! LOL ROFL LMAO :)))
Am sorry! Couldn’t help the leg pulling esp with a few beers down :)))
LOL !!! i knew you were drunk when I read the first part of your comment itself 😀 😀 😀
And guess wot? I lefta comment on Sujit’s post abt U! Fella musta found it quite offensive that he didnt respond!!!
But I swear I wasnt offensive! Hic 🙂
Guess you got the reply by now ! 😀
jobless hu?
who? 😀
OMG …all this for blogpost…and ur comment section seems like chat room….its abt to touch 300 🙂
this reminded me of prank call i use to make on april fool day…that was the easiest way ..u can make anybody fool 😉
LOL !! I know ! you shouldnt be there when it was being spammed like crazy !! 😀 😀 😀
You make prank calls too ??? 😉
hmm seems i missed so muh fun…was out of station for frew days
Best kanna best 😀 …….I’m sure ajith will be back with his revenge 🙂 ……
😀 Lol , you did ! It was a laughathon here ! 😀 😀 Yeah yeah, he already decided to screw my happiness !
between after reading the first few line itself,i understood the victim 😀
You understood and I thought he would understand 😀 😀 😀
Looks like DKD and WUS fried ur brains out… U seriously thought I would like WUS.. Muhahhaahahaha
LOL !! this happened well before watching DKD and WUS ! In fact, right after watching Dil bole hadippa !! 😀 😀 😀
and it was after reading your sms that I went and booked tickets for WUS. Sigh !!!
Inna oru post venu for spamming 😛
LOL, look whos talking ! why dont you write something ? 😀 😀 😀
entammo!!! paavathine illathaakki kalanjallo…
LOL !!! I know !! after the second call, even I started feeling bad !! 😀 😀 😀
LOL..no wonder ur associated with Devil in so many ways..incarnate, advocate etc..
and i guessed so..tht u dnt beep back..eby infact was waiting for one in the chat..but u disapointed him bigtime 😛
LOL !! I guessed so !!! He provoked me a lot and I was being saccharine sweet !! 😀 😀 😀
just wondering, you guys are friends off line too , or just know each other online…. ? 😉
Didnt you get it? We spoke for the first time !! 😀 😀 😀
OmiGawd!! This is fun! Reminds me of all the miss calls we gave the guys we had secret crushes on!! 😀 😀
I guessed it has to be OG.. for some reason and it turned out right 😀 😀
LOL !!! we used to do that too !! and those days, it was just landlines without caller ids !! 😀 😀 😀
ROFL!
i missed all the fun here 😦
poor OG!
Hmmm…what took you so long ??? These days, you are so late !!! 😀 😀 😀 Poor OG ??? He sure did get a lot of blessings with this post !! 😀 😀 😀
was busy with work and was not blog hopping since a while..
Now got some time so running through all the missed posts..
‘dead body’ in malayalam is a beep right?
i have heard u saying “dead body” a couple of times!
Tht means u r guilty of beeps!
u beeper!!
LOL !! dead body is never a beep !!! shavam !!!
well vampires r technically the living dead!
You should be careful about writing such stuff here. Who knows someone just might report you to police for being an unencessary nuisance 😛 😉
Gulp ! Now, you are scaring me !!! 😀
never late than never…hehehe
i remember the pranks our gang of girls used to play on some bakras at college 😀
this is fun.. including comments 😀
LOL !!! The comments here are the best 😀 😀 😀
Vimmuuu….. All I can say is that you’re evil. 😉
I’m suprised he didn’t throttle you. 😛
😀
If I were him, when I visit you, I’d set alarms for all hours of night and day and hide them all over your room!
Then rub baby lotion on door knobs, car doors, soles of your shoes, toilet flush handle and bike handle…
Throw in a red sock with all your whites in the washing machine…
Then maybe MAYBE, I’d rest and see that all is good!
LOL !!! you are more evil than I thought !!! We should try all that on someone together, what say 😉
U got it! Now who shall we pick?
Oru nalla aada kedacha…
Tsk!Tsk! You devil! Poor OG! 🙄
actually cant decide who is the bigger devil!
you for playing the prank or OG for the err beeps 😀
OG beeped that much ? I am in shock 😯 OG!! what is happening to you?
Vimmuuu’s effect even over the phone? 😀
However ‘The one- who -knows- how- to- deal -with -you’ most effectively her comment interests me greatly 😀
Smita do share about the prank you played on the devil 👿