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My first post on cooking !!

October 7, 2009

This post was picked by Blogadda for their Spicy Saturday Picks

Now, this post should stop all those ‘you-don’t-take-blogging-seriously’ kind of allegations against me and that I write only irrelevant posts. Here it is, after a long time, I am attempting a serious and a very informative post; hoping to get the necessary encouragement from you all.

This post is an indeed an inspiration from all those cookery posts that my fellow bloggers had published so far. I had to literally get into all those posts once again and read them to get a basic structure of a cookery post.

So, are you ready ?  :

Lesson 1 : How to boil water.

You need :

  1. Water
  2. Vessel
  3. Gas
  4. Stove
  5. Spoon
  6. Gas lighter / match box
  7. Apple / Lays packet
  8. Knife
  9. Remote control
  10. Cloth

Rinse the vessel and keep it ready.

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Fill the vessel with the required quantity of water. If it is for a blog post like this, then water from the tap is more than enough. Otherwise, fill the vessel only with water from an ISI marked packaged drinking water. Usually, it’s only the packaging that is ISI marked, the water that we normally get in it is anyway tap water! So it doesn’t matter anyway with what kind of water you fill the vessel.

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After filling the vessel with water, stir the water well with a spoon so that all the minerals in the water are uniformly distributed.

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Turn the gas on and light the stove using a gas lighter or a match box. Make sure you have enough gas in your cylinder otherwise you will end up having luke warm water which doesn’t serve our purpose now.

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We will have to wait for sometime for the water in the vessel to get boiled. Meanwhile, take the apple and cut it into pieces with a clean knife. Switch on your TV and start eating your cut apple pieces one by one. It is mandatory that you enjoy the apple by having them slowly; you have got enough time ! If the vessel is large (irrespective of the quantity of water), you could substitute the apple with a packet of Lays chips, any flavour would do !

After a few minutes, you will start hearing some weird sounds and also see fumes coming out of the vessel, which means that the water is going to get boiled in some time.  Closely observe the water in the vessel. Stir the water in the vessel once again with the spoon, only because you haven’t made use of the spoon much.

Once you see a lot of bubbles arising from the water, look at it for a few seconds, its fun to watch those bubbles.

Switch off the knob in the stove and you have your boiled water ready.

Using a cloth carefully take the vessel from the stove and allow it to cool for a couple of minutes.

You could use this boiled water for various purposes like pour it into bottles and keep it in your fridge for purified ice water, you could also use it for a hot water bath incase you do not have a geyser in your bathroom, mix some salt to it and get hot salted water, which I don’t remember having any specific use.

The tutorial ends here, hope the text and the pictures were informative.

If there are other ways to boil water, you are free to share it here in the comments section.

PS : This is also an answer to Smita who claimed in this post of OGs that I cannot even boil water. It took me almost a month and a half to learn the techniques of boiling water and master it. Hmmphhh !!!!

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445 Comments leave one →
  1. October 7, 2009 4:36 pm

    Me first!!!
    Me first!!!
    Me first!!!
    Me first!!!
    Me first!!!
    Me first!!!

  2. October 7, 2009 4:37 pm

    AM I first???

    • October 7, 2009 5:50 pm

      Moderation is never on here !! You are first !!! 😀 😀 😀

    • October 8, 2009 4:31 am

      Smita, Can you give him better challenges?

      • March 26, 2010 2:43 am

        Yeah Smita the egg challenge is going to be impossible for him 😀

    • October 8, 2009 1:28 pm

      lol! I will rememeber this for sure on future!!!

  3. October 7, 2009 4:38 pm

    Yay!!! I am !!!!

    Post on Cooking??? You???

    I have fainted!!!

    • October 7, 2009 4:45 pm

      You are mad, crazy, stupid & what not!!!

      Lessons on Boiling water??? ROFL!!! 😀 😀

      BTW you have not listed the bestuse of boiled water….I will tell you what!!!

      Now do me a favor, please repeat allll the steps and when the water has reaches the correct boiling level take the vessel off and very meticulously pour the WHOLE WATER ON YOUR HEAD!!!!

      And you need “necessary encouragement from all”??? Do you think we are crazy enough to do that to us??? Do u think we would want to commit sucide???

      But on 2nd thought, this kept you busy for a month and a half, right???

      Now I challenge you, am sure you can not BOIL an egg!!! 😀 😀 😛 😛 Prove me wrong!!

      • October 7, 2009 5:49 pm

        Ohh…that explains your short hair !!! You shouldnt do that often Smita !!! You will lose hair; hot water no? 😀 😀 😀 😀

        Boil an egg???? This time, I need to ask permission from the hen!!! and ofcourse from the egg too !! It was simpler when I boiled water, you see !!! 😀 😀

        • October 7, 2009 6:01 pm

          ROFL!

          • October 7, 2009 7:47 pm

            Oh nooooooooo.. not another cooking post from this useless person!! vimmuuu, nee gaali… adi kolai ellam next time we meet! 😀

            • October 7, 2009 8:02 pm

              hey what do u mean by another cooking post !!! This is my first of such kind ! Read the title AAAAAArti !!

              • October 7, 2009 10:15 pm

                Oye u half brain Vimmuuu she means you shouldn’t write any more posts on cooking! Not even on boiling eggs!!!

                • October 7, 2009 11:25 pm

                  Hehehee…now I get it !!! 😀 😀 😀 Ok, so posts on boiling eggs !! 😀 😀

        • October 7, 2009 10:20 pm

          Tcch!!! Tcch!!! I said pour that water On your head! and u started imagining me doing that???
          Kitni baar bola stop thinking about me too much 😀 😀 😀

          Permission from what??? ROFL!!!

          Thank god I didn’t ask you how to cut veggies otherwise u wud have to take permission from the Farmer 😀

          • October 7, 2009 11:30 pm

            Yeah, I imagined you as a Bollywood heroine of the 80’s ! Tch Tch, go away !!! 😀 😀

            Water and veggies dont speak !! Eggs have little life in them , you know !! 😉

            • October 8, 2009 8:14 am

              Vimmuuu – yes,. Smita understood and u the silly still caught up in boiling water.. dont u dare put up another cooking post.. i shall crack open a couple of eggs on u.. what say Smita?? wanna join in?????????? 😀

              Too much of a nautankey u r.. shd tell vinodh to hand over the name to u!! hmfph.. thangala paduthals!!

              Wot be the u doing over the weekend? sawed ur comment on me post.. me simple people take small little little holidays, while some ppl go all across the world to Paris and where not!! pesada!! 😀

              • October 8, 2009 1:24 pm

                ha ha ha with pleasure dear with pleasure!!!!

                I will thrown from here 😀

              • October 8, 2009 2:58 pm

                LOL …manichikko akkaaaa…!!!!

                Nahhh, vinod is the evergreen nautankey…atleast I dont do these stuffs on stage !!! 😀 😀 😀

                and I went just once, right ? You go every week !!! 😦 😦

                @ Smita : What pleasure you get from all these, I donno !!! 😀 😀

      • October 8, 2009 5:34 pm

        yeah…pouring that on his head was a great idea!!! smeone who waited 1 and half months to learn and then mixes the minerals n the water with spoon nd us bahane pe hogs on apples/lays(wat options!!) truly hav to do that!!! 😛

        • October 9, 2009 2:48 am

          Ohh…you three should be the three musketeers !!! out to harass me !! 😀 😀 😀

  4. October 7, 2009 4:52 pm

    *My Inner Self please spare me this one time for saying what I am about to say*

    A hilariously innovative post 😀 which only you could think of, I laughed all the way through and I must appreciate the attention to all the finer deatils like ISI Mark, cylinder, structure of bubbles, settling of minerals etc etc!!!

    *Now lemme pay for the sin of appreciating you*

    • October 7, 2009 5:47 pm

      Now I seen and read all !!! 😀 😀 😀 and I dont mind dying !!! 😀 😀

      • October 7, 2009 10:17 pm

        U mean to say all I had to say this to make you, you know what!!! 😀 😛

        Why didn’t I do this before!!! 😀

    • October 8, 2009 5:43 pm

      NOOOOOOO smita u cantttttt do this!!!!! appreciate HIM??? for this postt??? GRRRR next hes gonna write a post on how to ahem!! ahem!! well il be back tmrw to comment on ths in detail 😛

  5. October 7, 2009 4:55 pm

    *crafty is unavailable for further comments… she has been admit in ICU…. excessive rolling on the floor syndrome has struck again*

    • October 7, 2009 5:46 pm

      😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 ohhhh crafty kuttyy….Im really sorry !!! Is there anything I can do ??? Boil water?? would that help ??? 😀 😀 😀

      • October 7, 2009 5:52 pm

        ROFLMAO!!!!!!

        Vimmuuu…. so now boiling water is the solution to all problems eh???

        i can clearly see it now..

        Vimmuuu in his review meeting at office..

        Boss = So, team..any ideas on how to generate revenue for this quarter?

        Vimmuuu = Shud we try boiling water?

        Boss = 😯

        Team = ❓

        Vimmuuu = *taking out saucepan from hi bag*

        😆

        • October 7, 2009 5:55 pm

          ROFLMAO !!!! Awesome !!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 I should try this !!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

        • Swar permalink
          October 7, 2009 6:16 pm

          ROFL 😀 Sigh! Y dint I read this post b4 gng to the meeting 😉

        • October 12, 2009 3:48 pm

          ROFL..oh my god…you are impossible Crafty…

  6. October 7, 2009 5:04 pm

    *before being admit in ICU Crafty has bookmarked this to show bf who can’t boil water even*

    • October 7, 2009 5:45 pm

      see…atleast someone is making use of it !!! 😀 😀 😀

      • October 8, 2009 7:08 pm

        you’da better be thankful to craftykutty for at least making this post of yours to some worthy use!

        • October 9, 2009 2:57 am

          😀 😀 😀 I know !! Im so greatful to you craftykutty !!! and whatever you get from your bf after making him read this, please keep it to yourself 😀 😀 😀

  7. October 7, 2009 5:13 pm

    How very educative…..

    • October 7, 2009 5:22 pm

      where is my shoe…

    • October 7, 2009 5:37 pm

      😆 😆 😆

      Partner!!!!!!

      *crafty is asked to keep silence in ICU, esp since she is the patient*

      • October 7, 2009 5:48 pm

        Aww Sis, hw r u 😦 Am scared to read the post after cing that u r in ICU 😦

    • October 7, 2009 5:44 pm

      You dont need shoe Hitchy !!! or is that another way to boil water ??? 😀 😀 😀

      @ crafty : sleeep…sleeep…the medicines would work in sometime !! 😀

      • October 7, 2009 5:48 pm

        Vimmuuu…… the medicine that can help crafty is yet to be invented..

        meanwhile – jab tak hai jaan… jaane jahaan… main hasoongi!!!!!!!!!!!

        😆 😆 😆

        u are a riot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • October 7, 2009 5:51 pm

          yeyyy….so, are you back from the aashupathri (hospital) ???? 😀 😀 😀

  8. October 7, 2009 5:35 pm

    what was this??? 😛
    I learned so much today 😛

  9. October 7, 2009 5:43 pm

    5th!!!!!!!

  10. October 7, 2009 5:47 pm

    *admit in ICU… crafty signals violently for paper and pen…come what may….this nonsensical post will get an equally nonsensical comment from her*

    vimmuuu….. u know what that means right???

    *ICU ppl panic as crafty’s face looks an unsightly green shade*

    Crafty = :mrgreen:

    • October 7, 2009 5:53 pm

      Oh good god !!! This is the most nonsensical post of mine, guess you are going to take revenge in the same way !!! 😀 😀 😀

      you are turning into incredible culk ??? 😀 😀 😀

    • October 7, 2009 5:55 pm

      Thakita thakadimi 🙂

      Waiting for ur comment 😛

      Done 😉 😉

  11. October 7, 2009 5:50 pm

    fill the vessel only with water from an ISI marked packaged drinking water – Me no hs 😦 😦 Aquaguard vokay va 😛 😛

    • October 7, 2009 5:51 pm

      Tap water also ok 🙂 Cool cool 🙂

    • October 7, 2009 5:53 pm

      Hmmm…wokay ! Aquaguard is fine ! tap water is best for the trials !! 😀 😀

  12. October 7, 2009 5:53 pm

    stir the water well with a spoon so that all the minerals in the water are uniformly distributed – ROFL 😀 U Joker 😛 😛

    Cn u pls enlist the minerals and what purpose they serve 😉 😉

    • October 7, 2009 5:56 pm

      errrrr…y u asking questions like my chemistry maam ?? I wont answer, po !

      • October 7, 2009 5:59 pm

        Ayyo appadiya 😛 Sari …

        Hydrogen Monoxide boiling classes 😀

        • October 7, 2009 6:04 pm

          Hydrogen monoxide??? H20 ??? Seriously???? where did you study chemistry ??? 😀 😀 😀 Its either :

          –Dihydrogen monoxide
          –Oxidane
          –Hydroxylic acid
          –Hydrogen Hydroxide

          I am a chemistry graduate you see. but the above was taken from our WIKI uncle 😀 😀 😀 😀

          • October 7, 2009 6:08 pm

            Baah ‘Di’ added to what I hv written thatz all na!

            Add kar do 😉

            Its hydrogen + nascent oxygen – So mono oxide 🙂 Ad dha logic .. u need Wiki 👿

  13. October 7, 2009 5:57 pm

    Thank u so much Vimmuuu! I never knew hw to boil water so well 😯

    N that fun to watch the bubbles – Sheesh! Hw did I ever miss them!

    Swar throws away the geyser, aquaguard and resorts to old ishtyle of boiling water!!!!

    • October 7, 2009 6:06 pm

      LOL !!! See, now I am happy for having written such an informative post !!! Swarr, btw, dont throw those stuffs, give them to me, na? teee heee…im financially challenged now !! 😀 😀 😀

      • October 7, 2009 6:10 pm

        Ahem 😛 I ws sure u wil ask me in which direction am gonna throw them 😉 😉

        • October 7, 2009 8:05 pm

          ROFL !! so you are throwing them, right? 😀 😀 😀

  14. October 7, 2009 5:58 pm

    Lol! only you can come with such stuff! anyway hot water (rather luke warm water) with salt can be used when you have a sore throat, it clears it. 😛

    Seriously superb way to start my day! 😀

    Thande Thande paani ko ubalna chahiye…
    cooking aaye ya na aaye, ye to aana chahiye!

    • October 7, 2009 6:10 pm

      Rohini ko bhi thoda ubla paani pilana chahiye….

      sigh…

      • October 7, 2009 6:12 pm

        well u know what! for the singer that I was once upon a time, my Dad used to make me drink only ubla hua luke warm paani!

        From the time I got married, I put aside all my singing and started drinking only cold water even at -10 degrees temperature! 😛

        • October 7, 2009 6:14 pm

          there is nothing more yuck than Ubla water…

          my doc everytime I woudl go to him with cough instead of writing a sedative cough syrup would always tell me…

          gargle with ubla paani 5 tims a day… !! sigh…

          • October 7, 2009 6:16 pm

            hahaha imagine having done that for every single day for 15 years! I used to hate getting up in the morning to a glass of boiled lukewarm salted water!

        • October 7, 2009 6:17 pm

          Rohini : You were a singer once upon a time??? Im sure you could still sing !!! Please dont lose that !!!

          • October 7, 2009 6:19 pm

            yup I was… proper Carnatic Singer.. have not sung anything but FRIENDS songs and commercial jingles since 10 months now!

            • October 7, 2009 9:02 pm

              Why dont you practice it even now ??? There are people like me who never got an opportunity ! Please do !

              • October 7, 2009 9:39 pm

                hmm now u r seriously making me think about it.. anyway, busy preparing for an exam now.. so will practice once all this is done.. and maybe even record and post one of my songs! 😀

                • October 7, 2009 11:36 pm

                  record and post a song??? wowwww !!! thats wonderful ! looking forward to it !! 😀

    • October 7, 2009 6:13 pm

      thats with lukewarm water,na? You have boiling water with salt, you wouldnt have a throat itself !! 😀 😀 😀 😀

      You are going to start your day by boiling water ??? 😉

      • October 7, 2009 6:15 pm

        obviously! you have taught the lesson.. problem is I can get hot water normally from the tap too… and that too early in the morning, they just turn on the heaters! 😛 so it will take only a couple of mins to boil it.. i cant have apple!

        • October 7, 2009 6:15 pm

          Lays chips ??? 😀 😀 😀

          • October 7, 2009 6:16 pm

            i doubt that too… will take only 2 mins.. actually if you put it in microwave it will be faster! 😀

            • October 7, 2009 6:21 pm

              apple nahi chalega

              lays bhi nahi chalega…

              badi nautankey hai…

              paani ubalna hai to ubal…

              nahi to tel lene jaaaaaa

              • October 7, 2009 6:31 pm

                ubal rahi hoon paani… chai ke liye! anyone wants a cup of ginger tea?

                *Crafty – do they let you eat and drink outside stuff in the ICU??*

                • October 7, 2009 6:36 pm

                  Rohini! How sweet of u to ask poor crafty in ICU if she wants ginger chai!

                  pliss to give me! they don’t let outside food in… but u can put it in a flask…and then wear a realllly tall hat and hide it in the hat!

                  😀 😀 😀

                  (((((((hugs))))))))

                  • October 7, 2009 6:38 pm

                    awesome! will get it for you in sometime…

                    • October 7, 2009 6:39 pm

                      ok peace… !!!!

                      I ll take the tea too… !!!! 😀 😀 😀

                      Did I say Rohini.. yeh haath pe haath dhar ke baithi ho phir bhi kamal dikhti ho… !!! 😛 😛

                    • October 7, 2009 7:13 pm

                      Thank u! 🙂
                      Chai ke liye maska maarne ki koi zaroorat nahi hai!

                    • October 7, 2009 7:20 pm

                      Now, the tea is ready, but how do I serve it to you guys!?

                    • October 7, 2009 9:01 pm

                      Oh missed all this !!! So, whats happening? Is the tea ready ??? Heyy, wait a minute, I dont drink tea ! Can I get some juice ??? 😀 😀 😀

                    • October 7, 2009 9:40 pm

                      the tea is ready and is cold now.. juice! i can give u readymade… i am not too patient to make fresh juice now anyway… maybe you could teach us how to do that! the way you taught boiling water… 😀

                    • October 7, 2009 11:37 pm

                      Not again ! Sigh !!! 🙂

                  • October 7, 2009 7:15 pm

                    yeh lo crafty! ur chai – http://healthdietsolutions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/ginger-tea-200×200.jpg

                    and Hitchy! there’s some for u too!

  15. October 7, 2009 6:00 pm

    omg!!! I cant believe u pulled off something like this!! 😀 😀 😀
    heights, vimmuuu!!!!

    • October 7, 2009 6:07 pm

      I know you arent in the right mood ! Or else your comment wouldve been larger than my post; pulling my legs, that is !! 😀 😀 😀

    • October 7, 2009 6:09 pm

      heights is all us lunatics will now spam and take the comment count to over 150… just watch…

    • October 8, 2009 7:50 am

      it was more of reading others’ comments and laughing…
      ennalum enthenkilum oru comment idathe pokan manassu vannilla 🙂
      i actually posted the comment from office… see? height of dedication! 😀 😀
      man, but looks like i m missing all the fun in the spamming! che!! 😦
      OG and me are doomed to miss it… him in office and me asleep at nite 😛 😛

  16. October 7, 2009 6:00 pm

    Ayyo pour boiling water in bottles n keep it in the fridge!! Okie wil try that 😉 😉

    • October 7, 2009 6:08 pm

      LOL !!! you know what you should try??? Boil the same water again and use it for drinking !!! 😀 😀 😀

    • October 7, 2009 7:29 pm

      You have to cool the water before pouring it into bottles! Or else we will have a new photo-post called, “How to buy new bottles and throw away old, melted out of shape ones.”

      Buy a dustbin. Switch on the TV. Take a piece of potato chips (preferably not soggy). Throw one bottle in the bin. Change channels. Thanks Vimmuuu.

      • October 7, 2009 7:30 pm

        ROFL IHM!!!! i am seriously rolling… Crafty! u better book the bed next to you for me! 😀

      • October 7, 2009 8:20 pm

        @ IHM : ROFL !!! This is the first time Im seeing your funny side !! 😀 😀 😀 😀 Awesome !!!

        @ Rohini : You too ?? 😀 😀 😀

        • October 8, 2009 9:25 am

          Xactly IHM! Molten plastic is wat we wil hv 😛 Vimmuuu n his advice! God bless his wud-be 😛 Wonder what all advice she gets 😉

          • October 8, 2009 7:01 pm

            CMON swar…
            what do you think why he learnt boiling the water….in one and half months …
            just for his would be only….its just that he gave credit to Smita….
            Khuchadi to kuchh aur hi paki hai……….

            • October 9, 2009 2:58 am

              Puneeet !!! out of the blue !!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 Why should I learn it for my would be !! she knows better ways to boil water !! 😀 😀 😀

      • October 7, 2009 8:47 pm

        IHM ! That was classic!

      • October 8, 2009 4:33 am

        Ha..ha..ha.. IHM, that was howlarious.

      • October 8, 2009 9:45 am

        ROTFL!! IHM! that was superb!!! 😀 😀 😆

      • October 8, 2009 7:11 pm

        ROFLLLL,IHM..that was classic 😀

  17. October 7, 2009 6:02 pm

    Ok, pulling legs apart, wonly u cud hv come up with a wholeeeee post on boiling water

    And only we fools cud hv read it completely baaahhhhhhhhhh

    LUNACY RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • October 7, 2009 6:09 pm

      I dont know about the first part of your comment !! But I wholeheartedly agree with the latter part !!! 😀 😀 😀 😀

      LONG LIVE LOONIES 😀 😀 😀

      • October 7, 2009 6:11 pm

        N u agreed to that 😯

        I mean, someone pinch me n tell me am nt dreaming 😛 😛 😛

  18. October 7, 2009 6:14 pm

    Am I first!!

    • October 7, 2009 6:15 pm

      LOL !!! only you can come up with a comment like this !!! all the time !!! 😀 😀 😀 😀

    • October 7, 2009 6:16 pm

      Who else…. !!!!!!!!!

      na jaane kaha se aayi hai…
      na jaane kaha ko jaayengi…

      par hamesha first claim karegi…

      yeh IHM… !!!!!

      • October 7, 2009 6:18 pm

        ROFL !! I know !!! 😀 😀 😀

      • October 7, 2009 6:18 pm

        Isnt this

        “only you can come up with this”

        the most ghisa pita and commonly used compliment in our blog samaj ?????

        • October 7, 2009 6:19 pm

          best thing is you dont even know if its praise or criticism… lol… 😛 😛 😛

          • October 7, 2009 6:22 pm

            I know !!! Im with you hitchy !!! But here mine was only for sarcasm !!! 😀 😀 😀

        • Swar permalink
          October 7, 2009 6:19 pm

          Sigh! We gotta change that nw 😛

          • October 7, 2009 6:26 pm

            hahahaahhahaha!!!!!!

            only hitchu cud have come up with this thesis!!

            only swaroo sis cud have come up with this reply

            only vimmuuu could have said “i know!!!” in that tone

            only crafty can run as fast to avoid chappal!!!!

            😈

            • October 7, 2009 8:21 pm

              ROFL Crafty…only you could come with such a comment….oh shit, oopsie !!! 😀 😀 😀

              • October 7, 2009 9:46 pm

                Vims u said O shit? and I thought this post was not one of ur bathroom tales *sakshi hiding all the paper rolls from vimmu*

                • October 7, 2009 9:48 pm

                  ROFL !!! 😀 😀 😀 Ok, corrected, Oh crap !! happy ????

  19. Swar permalink
    October 7, 2009 6:18 pm

    Vimmuuu saar Vimmuuu saar
    Dont worry Vimmuuu Saar
    Hum spam karenge Vimmuuu Saar

    Song ho ya boiling class ho
    Jadoo yahi ha bloggin ka 😀

  20. October 7, 2009 6:22 pm

    *crafty still in ICU and pipes up her nose is singing*

    Paani paani re…… boiled paani re….
    Vimmuuu ke ghar jaaa……
    Saucepan main bhar jaaaaaaaaa

    😆

    • October 7, 2009 8:38 pm

      ROFL !!! you are in ICU and you are still able to sing, huh? 😉

    • March 26, 2010 2:29 am

      😆 Crafty! the lyrcis are ekdum genuis!
      Vimmuuu I have to stop laughing to be able tow rite anything here! 😀

  21. October 7, 2009 6:26 pm

    other tips :
    use microwave.. its hazardous I have heard but you can try.

    else:
    suppose a person is fuming after reading your post you can promptly give it to him/her and let the water boil 😉

    But yes, hilarity is what best describes this post. I had fun reading it.
    lol@ apple, lays chips and watching bubbles 😀 hehehheheheh

    • October 7, 2009 8:40 pm

      Microwave??? Im not that tech savvy, you see 😀 😀 😀 😀

      LOL !!! thats right, I can already see fumes coming out of your ears 😀 😀 😀

  22. October 7, 2009 6:33 pm

    FINALLY!!!

    discharged from hospital!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀

    *crafty is dancing while balancing a saucepan of boiled water on her head*

    mehbooba mehbooba…. mehbooba mehbooba… ooooooooooo

    gulshan mein gul khilte hain….. jab paani ubalta hai… vimmuuu ke ghar!!!!!!!!!

    ooooooooooooooo

    • October 7, 2009 8:33 pm

      Careful Crafty!

    • October 7, 2009 8:42 pm

      ROFLMAO Crafty !!! Awesome !!! In OGs words, Classicu !!!! 😀 😀 😀 Im imagining you singing and dancing that way…I mean, not exactly that way…you know..you know.. 😀 😀 😀

    • October 15, 2009 6:42 pm

      ROFLMAO crafty sistahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😀 😀 😀 ur the best!!!!!!!

  23. October 7, 2009 6:48 pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha
    😆 😆 😆

    Vimmmuuuuuuuuu u rock!!! 😆

  24. October 7, 2009 6:49 pm

    Vimal one more use of hot water is wash ur dirty clothes,hot water cleans clothes well 😉

    There is solilo idea of using warm water with lemon and honey to reduce weight.

    I can never thought of anyone writing about how to boil water,this post should be copied in wikipedia.

  25. October 7, 2009 6:49 pm

    You could have used a whistling kettle!!! 😉

    😆

    • October 7, 2009 7:13 pm

      I have been boiling water using an electric kettle, but the joy of traditional methods is something else!

      • October 7, 2009 7:36 pm

        I prefer kettle 😀

        • October 7, 2009 7:49 pm

          We will demand a ban on electric kettles, it’s against our Indian ethos… City girls have forgotten the joy a lighting a fire, the smell of smoke, ash flying, the end of the sari tucked in while water boiled the way nature meant it to boil.

          • October 7, 2009 8:50 pm

            ROFL! IHM! Yes, electric kettles are indeed an attack to our culture! It is making our women lazy and giving them enough free time to think of other things 😉

          • October 7, 2009 9:58 pm

            gee IHM and you forgot to mention the added beauty benefits of boiling water the traditional way – when boiling water you can peep into the saucepan and get a facial sauna 🙂

    • October 7, 2009 8:45 pm

      @ E. chic : No no…my mom said whistling is what bad boys do !! 😀 😀 😀 😀

      @ IHM : Bang on ! 😀 😀 😀 Indian girls/women/ladies/whatevers should boil only this way ! otherwise, all the Sene loonies will lose their sleep 😀 😀 😀

      • October 7, 2009 8:55 pm

        Tht’s y I’m tellin u to use the whistling kettle! 😉

        Fine!! How about you boil the water as you mentioned above and start whistling instead of eating apple and Lays? 😛

        • October 7, 2009 8:58 pm

          No….no… (* vimmuuu tell his mom about E.chics whistle advise. Mom is asking for E.chics moms number to complain*) 😀 😀 😀 😀

      • October 7, 2009 9:48 pm

        Aww Vimmuuu I take back any JKG-wannbe kind of comments I ever wrote for you. You are hereby declared a Fully Qualified JKG!!!

        • October 7, 2009 11:39 pm

          Yeyyyy !!! so do I get the tag, the badge, the something ??? 😀 😀 😀

          • October 8, 2009 9:36 am

            A very special badge is being created for all the JKGs in the blogosphere!! You may also submit an entry.. a badge you’d be proud to display on your own side bar!!

  26. October 7, 2009 6:55 pm

    For a second i was wondering if i am in vimmuu’s blog or OG’s 🙂 …howlarious one dude

    • October 7, 2009 7:08 pm

      Nautanky Vimmuu had called OG to share this recipe with him, but there was some misunderstanding… err…

    • October 7, 2009 8:43 pm

      LOL ! welcome back nautankey !!! Its been a long time, thats why teh confusion !!! 😀 😀 😀

  27. October 7, 2009 6:59 pm

    Salted water is useful for gargling if one has been singing too much or in case of a sore throat or swine flu etc.

    • October 7, 2009 8:46 pm

      This is boiled salted water !!! You will lose your life IHM !!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀

      • October 8, 2009 9:48 am

        Vimmuuu then you can write posts about how to kill trusting fellow bloggers.

        … by the way I drink very hot tea, boiling water is unlikely to do much damage.

  28. October 7, 2009 7:05 pm

    Vimmuu extremely relevant post. I had always wanted to try this. The mistake I was making was that I was using banana chips instead of Lays. Thanks for sharing.

    • October 7, 2009 7:10 pm

      IHM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      OMG!!! i was just discharged from hospital…. now here i go again!

      *Crafty being wheeled in again for compulsive rolling on floor yet again*

      😆 😆 😆

    • October 7, 2009 8:52 pm

      banana chips…hhmmm…no wonder !!! Its only Lays chips, all the time !! Next time consult me !!!

      Crafty : Oh no, not again !!! IHM, look what you did, your sense of humor is sending people back to what they were !! 😀 😀 😀 😀

  29. October 7, 2009 7:26 pm

    Ohh Vimmu I am so thankful to you for this informative post. I will need this method of boiling water once I am back in India. In this land besides toilet rolls we get hot boiling water directly from the taps to sterilize ourselves after using paper. So after I am in India I will make this recipe following your direction and use it after singing in the bathroom 🙂

    Bahhhhhhhhhhhh wonly you can get away with such posts and still get 100 comments!!!!!

    Classic recipe I say….is this ur traditional family recipe passed on to you from generations??

    • October 7, 2009 8:30 pm

      I have to agree with Sakshi here (only on the last point) I suspect Vimmuuu acquired this recipe from the (ours too!) ancestors he hates.

    • October 7, 2009 8:54 pm

      Y ??? Y oh y do u have to bring my bathroom tales here too ??? 😀 😀 😀 😀

      No, this isnt any legacy ! I learned this myself after a one a half month research !! 😀 😀 😀

      • October 8, 2009 10:45 am

        Didnt Sakshi recently post a recipe of bread butter… ?? huh

        wonder what the curious George had to say about it all… sigh…

  30. October 7, 2009 7:30 pm

    What kinda knife is that penetrated into the apple in the pic?? Don’t tell me you like murdering veggies and fruits gruesomely?

    • October 7, 2009 8:36 pm

      LOL !! No, thats the way I cut apples though 😀 😀 😀

  31. October 7, 2009 7:49 pm

    LMAO 😀 😀 ….I was thinking whtz wrong with u 😀 😀 …. come on ,vimmu shouldn’t supposed to be serious in this space 🙂

  32. October 7, 2009 8:07 pm

    :O :O What a post! but yes hilarious!

    • October 7, 2009 8:22 pm

      😀 😀 😀 and you thought only you could take lessons !! 😀 😀 😀

  33. artskitchen permalink
    October 7, 2009 8:25 pm

    Dude is that your retaliation for my new cooking blog? this is what I get?

    U are unbelievable…

    u actually went through the pains of taking pics and all!!!

    adadadadada!!!

    very funny! 🙂

    • October 7, 2009 8:35 pm

      hehehe!!! LOL !! No..I just got reminded of your cooking blog !!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 Can I post this in your cooking blog??? Plsssssssssss….:D 😀 😀 😀

  34. October 7, 2009 8:31 pm

    dai, ninakku complete prandayalle???? 😛

    • October 7, 2009 8:34 pm

      ROFL !!! translation for others ( dai, you are complete mad, huh? ) 😀 😀 😀 😀

      What to do aliyaaa, we are like this WONLY !! 😀 😀 😀

  35. October 7, 2009 8:38 pm

    kollam magane 😛 😛 kollam………
    you did a post on how to boil water……..no words………

    • October 7, 2009 8:50 pm

      I know !! Now, I have done it all !!! 😀 😀 😀 Im a great cook !!!

    • October 8, 2009 3:36 am

      Chef OG’s lessons are atlast helping someone at the starting stages.. 😛 😛

  36. October 7, 2009 8:38 pm

    OG is here!!!

    Vimmuuu is learning how to boil
    Soon he will deep frying in oil
    He are a worried lot 🙄
    What if the oil becomes hot?

  37. October 7, 2009 8:40 pm

    If the water is one and a half cup , all you need to do is to add maggi and let cook for two mins.

    • October 7, 2009 8:48 pm

      Wow, thats a nice option too !! 😀 😀 😀

      I should write another post on uses of boiled water !! 😀 😀 😀

  38. October 7, 2009 8:58 pm

    Now both you and OG can host a cookery show together. Between recipes you guys can also show off your singing skills 🙂

    ‘Now, this post should stop all those ’you-don’t-take-blogging-seriously’ kind of allegations against me and that I write only irrelevant posts.’ – Yes, very relevant indeed! Thank you very much Vimmuuu for that post 😉

    Or are you trying to take revenge on OG after he did a singing post after being inspired by you? If he can sing- I can cook, kind of post 🙂

    • October 7, 2009 9:03 pm

      ROFL!!!!!!!!! smithus,

      if this is revenge, I cannot stand any more of this 😛

    • October 7, 2009 9:05 pm

      LOL !!! Me taking revenge on OG ??? that too after a decade ??? You think I have dinosaur brains ?? 😀 😀 😀 😀

      Why dont you people take this post seriously ?? 😀 😀 😀 😀

      Btw, in our cookery show, during the breaks, I will sing, and he will dance,…his (in)famous lungi dance !!! 😀 😀 😀 wanna join ??? 😉

      • October 7, 2009 10:15 pm

        I’ll be the audience and cheer you guys loudly! And will offer to be the guinea pig to taste your creations as far as OG is the cook 🙂

        LOL@ Dinosaur brains! Now thats an interesting phrase 🙂

        • October 7, 2009 11:44 pm

          you wanna be the pig ??? Awww…smitha, so sweet of you !!! You are the best pig ever, I mean guinea !!! 😀 😀 😀

          You never knew that ??? Well, dinosaurs were supposed to be cold blood animals, meaning, their blood circulation was slow when compared to other animals, which in turn made the brain work slow !!! get it??? 😀 😀 😀

  39. October 7, 2009 9:01 pm

    ‘ Make sure you have enough gas in your cylinder otherwise you will end up having luke warm water which doesn’t serve our purpose now.’ lol!

    Boiling water for Dummies 🙂

    ‘After filling the vessel with water, stir the water well with a spoon so that all the minerals in the water are uniformly distributed.’ 😆

    • October 7, 2009 9:07 pm

      Boiling water for Dummies ???? — now you are insulting my cooking skills !! 😀 😀 😀 😀

  40. October 7, 2009 9:14 pm

    did you know that coverin container with lid would save gas…..go green you earth spolier!

  41. October 7, 2009 9:19 pm

    o! I did not know you can think logically 😉

    • October 7, 2009 9:25 pm

      Oh, now you are questioning my capacity to think !!! 😀 😀 😀 😀

      • October 7, 2009 10:17 pm

        Vimmuuu all your abilities are getting questioned as a result of this post 🙂

        • October 7, 2009 11:21 pm

          I know !!! my fate !! 😀 😀 😀

          • October 7, 2009 11:44 pm

            It should be fine as far as your fiancee is kept away from here 🙂 She might start cursing her fate instead if she does land here, you know 🙂

            • October 7, 2009 11:45 pm

              She is already cursing me, herself and our parents 😀 😀 😀 😀

  42. Suji! permalink
    October 7, 2009 9:20 pm

    I came here to spend some time fighting in order to gain my lost senses back. Alas all seems to have disappeared from here 😦

    Anyways, Vimmuuu has improved a lot. He knew how to HEAT water and make ready made curries. Now he has got into boiling… Now is the next burning? 😯 Time will tell!!!

    • October 7, 2009 9:26 pm

      Yeyyy !!! I have finally mastered the art of boiling water !! Next time you come home, you will get boiled water from me !! 😀 😀 😀

  43. October 7, 2009 9:23 pm

    What’s more Suji, he is willing to share this knowledge. ..some chefs refuse to share their recipes…. there’s this show on I think CNN IBN, where this woman just refused to give her parantha recipe!

    • October 7, 2009 9:29 pm

      Oh, thats bad !! Why dont people share recipes like me and OG !! chey chey !!! Im disappointed for the day 😦

    • Suji! permalink
      October 8, 2009 7:13 am

      The truth is slightly different IHM. He was officialy BARRED from sharing in recipies by the “association of people with basic common sense” (APBCS). Now this is Illegal – what he is doing! Calculate the amount of product hours of people lost in listening to this… err… I dont have a name for this 😀 😀

  44. October 7, 2009 9:31 pm

    nope, just questioning ‘type’ of your thinking 🙂

  45. October 7, 2009 9:41 pm

    duh!

  46. October 7, 2009 9:55 pm

    Hey, the next post in this series could be: How to make bread and jam… BTW,I like such simple cooking stuffs…

    Destination Infinity

    • October 7, 2009 10:11 pm

      DI are you being polite?

    • October 7, 2009 11:22 pm

      IHM : dont give him ideas !! 😀 😀 😀

      DI : Thanks buddy ! Bread and jam??? hmm…how about bread, butter and jam ??? 😀 😀 😀

      • October 7, 2009 11:34 pm

        Na Vimmu don’t even try to pass off Bread Butter jam as ur original recipe as I have already patented it in one of my blog post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • October 7, 2009 11:46 pm

          LOL ! and boiling water was my own creation !! 😀 😀 😀

  47. October 7, 2009 10:12 pm

    *sakshi sitting all serious and asking her culinary doubts the way people write to Mrs. K.M. Mathew in Vanitha*

    Priyapetta Chef Vimmu Saar,

    I like to believe that I love cooking, and try a lot of experiments on my once healthy husband. My problem is that when I try to splutter mustard seeds in oil, the seeds transform themselves to SuperSeeds and fly out of the pan and attack my eyes, nose etc. Saar can you share a way to make these seeds less violent and yet retain the taste of the tadka??

    Swantham

    Cooking Cumari

    • October 7, 2009 11:51 pm

      Once healthy husband, huh? 😀 😀 😀 I have no doubts on that !! 😀 😀

      Dear Ms. Cumari ,

      Thats a very common issue among ‘cookers’ ! Mustard seeds are born that way; its their habit ! you cant help it. Now, prevention is better than cooking; so, wear a mask while spluttering mustard seeds, or you would cover yourself up while doing that. The other alternative is by aking your once healthy husband do this also. You could save your features and also get a revenge on the poor ‘he’.

      Looking forward to more such queries.

      Yours cookingly,

      Chef Vimmuuu saar

      • Suji! permalink
        October 8, 2009 7:16 am

        Ok probably avoid using mustard seeds… Just boil some water 😛

      • October 8, 2009 7:38 pm

        Priyapetta Chef vimmu Saar,

        Danks a Kilo for your reply. I am all cooing in eggcitment after getting a reply from the famous Boiler Chef Vimmu. Will do what you have suggested and preserve my beauty. From now on I am gonna be a strict Non-splutterian, will eat food that doesn’t have any ingredients which is capable of spluttering.

        PS: Oru autograph kittirunnengil……

        Ennu njangal ippol swandushtarannu,

        Cooking Cumari

  48. October 7, 2009 10:25 pm

    Smithaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you are lurking here putting comments while I am waiting patiently for you to reply to my comment at your farm!!! *sakshi poking snails, clucking with the chickens and running at full speed from the cows after stealing their hay in Smitha’s farm*

    • October 7, 2009 11:20 pm

      Saaaaksh! Poking snails are not allowed in my place 🙂

      They are my daughter’s favourite pet and I was in consultation with her on how to deak with this aunty who is poking snails and stealing hay from our precious farm!

      ** scratching off Sakshi’s name from the farm neighbours list ***

  49. October 7, 2009 10:34 pm

    Mrs. Cooking Cumari ,

    I am trying to believe that you love cooking, and try a lot of experiments on your once healthy husband (a respectable, certified, JKG, btw). Your problem is that you try in the wrong place. Bring tadka in your life, not in your fry pan.

    Chef Vimmu Saar

    • October 7, 2009 10:39 pm

      *Sakshi checks if Crafty is still asleep and has not heard about this non frying pan tadka*

      IHM ROFL you are collecting JKG big time haan? well my husband qualifies in every way after agreeing to marry a nutty me even after 3 years of courtship when I tried my best to show him the sweet side of me and failed miserably 🙂

      • October 7, 2009 10:54 pm

        Sakshi you suspect my motives!!! I was only trying to be helpful!!!

        *but you may mention your JKG’s story and your failed attempts at being sweet, on the relevant blog and post, as an entry, go ahead the award is waiting for a Mrs Cooking Cumari just like you*

      • October 8, 2009 1:05 pm

        *crafty wakes up and rubs eyes… staggers to where Vimmuuu is sitting and tugs on his sleeve*

        Vimmuuu saare? what does it mean…this “takda” that is not in frying pan???

        Vimmuuu solves problem the best way he can…..

        crafty looks while he fills water in saucepan and gets apple and Lays packet…..

        😆

    • October 7, 2009 11:53 pm

      Should I even reply to any of these ‘aapas mein’ comments ??? 😀 😀 😀

      • October 8, 2009 5:48 am

        well it depends upon if you want to show off 200 comments in a few hours of posting; of all things How to Boil Water!!!!!…..I made such a great detailed post on how to make bread butter jam with bootifool pics and kept the post for about a month to become vintage like a wine and all I got is some odd comments….hmmmmf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • October 8, 2009 5:53 am

          LOL !!! first reply to all those comments we put over there !!! 😀 😀 😀 Btw, i hope you are satisfied with the reply Chef Vimmuuu gave to Cooking Cumari 😉

      • October 8, 2009 10:18 am

        Vimmuuu your expert comments always add some mustard to the tadka.

        • October 8, 2009 2:56 pm

          LOL !!!! now yours yoo IHM !!! you are on a roll here 😀 😀 😀

  50. October 8, 2009 2:32 am

    you are total time pass Vimmuu….. 🙂 and one nautanki :lol:…….what will you post next? ok ok I have a suggestion for you. how about, “how to add an egg to boiling water” 😀 😛

    • October 8, 2009 2:47 am

      Smita in her comment above already challenged me to it !! 😀 😀 Boil an egg !!! 😀 😀 😀

    • Suji! permalink
      October 8, 2009 7:18 am

      A – Please… He has offered me something safe at the moment when I visit him next… Now you give him such ideas and I may never dare visit him! 😛

  51. October 8, 2009 2:42 am

    I will be fair.. That’s not cooking. It was boiling, nothing was cooked in there…. so better you learn something else and write on it as ‘My first post on real cooking’ ….
    Hahahaha…..

    • October 8, 2009 2:49 am

      Why??? anything thats done in the kitchen is supposed to be cooking !!! what else will you connect boiling water on the stove with ? washing ??? Veee…tum bhi na !!! 😀 😀 😀

    • Suji! permalink
      October 8, 2009 7:21 am

      Veee… Now that’s not fair… He was certainly cooking… err… cooking up a POST! 😀

  52. October 8, 2009 3:33 am

    understood… this is the first lesson u have learned in cooking before marriage…

    still 3 months to go… you will learn everything soon… 😛 😛

    I guessed it before…

    • October 8, 2009 5:18 am

      LOL !!! You think I have to go to cafe coffee day often??? 😀 😀 😀

  53. October 8, 2009 4:27 am

    Here I am with my 225th comment.

  54. October 8, 2009 4:30 am

    No:10 Cloth? You mean to say that usually you cook ahem… cloth-less? 😐

    Tell us the truth. How much money did LAYS chips pay you to advertise their product? This post is like going for a Yashraj film and ended up watching RGV’s horror. 😈

    • October 8, 2009 5:21 am

      You are drunk, na? Cloth is used at the end of the ‘cooking’, na? kannu thurannu nokku chechiye !!! 😀 😀 😀

      Yashraj film , RGVs horror ??? Ok confirmed, YOU ARE DRUNK !!! 😀 😀 😀

    • Suji! permalink
      October 8, 2009 7:19 am

      Chances are that he is shuttling between bathroom and kitchen… Even worse – he could have set up his kitchen in his bathroom… Clothlessness is a clear possibility! 😀 😀

  55. October 8, 2009 10:02 am

    🙄 🙄 🙄

    Sheesh!!
    This is why I say you are THE biggest Drama Queen in our Blog Samaj!!

    A post on boiling water!! Hilarious! 😀

    And so much of detailing!! Wah!! 😀

    LOL!!

    • October 8, 2009 10:22 am

      Pixie I agree!!! This post was totally Drama Queen material!!!

      • October 8, 2009 1:00 pm

        DRAMA QUEEN????? 😯

        he already has drama king crown!!! leave my crown i tell ya!!!!!!!!

        *crafty quickly takes her crown and saves it from pixie and IHM who are hell bent on giving it to water boiler vimmuuu*

        this crown is mine!!!!!!

        Che!!! zaaaaaalim zamaanaaaaaaaaa

        One water boiling stunt cannot take the crown from me!!!!!!!

        *crafty ties her scarf of her head and dances*

        Jai maaaaa…. Kaali…..
        jaaan chaahe deni pade …. (aiyo!)
        jaan chaahe leni pade….. (aha! vimmuuu’s eye twitching)
        crown hum bachaayenge!!!!!!!

        jai kaali … jai kaali… crown crafty ka karne waali!!!!

        :mrgreen:

  56. October 8, 2009 10:35 am

    Brilliant post . 🙂

  57. October 8, 2009 11:40 am

    Appadi! What do I say abt the technique used for boiling water?…I’m just speechless! 🙂

    • October 8, 2009 2:50 pm

      Welcome to V-Lokam and thanks for dropping in your comment !! 😀 😀 😀

      You are speechless ??? 😀 😀 😀 That nice, huh??? 😀

  58. Purvi permalink
    October 8, 2009 11:46 am

    LOlz… very helpful post indeed 😛
    shows what a great cook you are 😉
    The best part was “It is mandatory that you enjoy the apple by having them slowly; you have got enough time ! “

  59. Vinay permalink
    October 8, 2009 12:01 pm

    You are plain insane 🙂 you shud never have blurted out the “super doper secret potion” – boiled water…now all d gals will use your technology….u shud at least have patented it..

    avante oru boiled water….ammachiyane ijathi post ittal athe boiling wateril ninne mukki kollum

    reminiscing an old hindi cinema villain “Raaaberrrt, isse woh garam pani ke drum mein phaik do”

    so wats next…watever u do dont reveal your secret maggi noodle technology…

    ninne kettan pokunna penninte karyam – dense smoke – katta puka!

    • October 8, 2009 2:47 pm

      da da da….dont curse me da. This post is useful to all the bachelors !!! 😀 😀 😀

      no…I wont disclose my secrets of my maggi recipe !! 😀 😀 😀 If others take 2 minutes, I take 15 minutes to prepare my swaadisht maggi !!! 😀

  60. October 8, 2009 12:27 pm

    I wrote a comment yesterday when there were only 6 comments,now i dont find my comment,maybe still laying in the spam.

    If u drink hot water u wont leave ur bathroom 😉

    • October 8, 2009 2:43 pm

      LOL . saari sari, I didnt know it. Its out from the spam now….

      if i drink, i wont whaaat ??? 😀 😀 😀

  61. October 8, 2009 2:00 pm

    Consoles me very much with the understanding that I aint the only one! In other words, what I cook, even I dare not eat!

    Apologies for a double comment – I missed out the ing in the understand! And didnt find a way to delete the other!

    • October 8, 2009 2:41 pm

      Ok, will delete the earlier one myself !

      You are with me in this huh? Glad that I know how to boil water !!! Learn from this post Rakesh !! 😀 😀 😀

  62. October 8, 2009 3:39 pm

    🙄 🙄

    • October 8, 2009 4:59 pm

      what happened ???? so, did you finally learn how to boil water ???

      • October 15, 2009 10:17 am

        Thanks to you … i did learn! now you can conduct a test and give me marks too!! 😛 😛 😀

  63. October 8, 2009 3:59 pm

    baap re!
    2 things have me in splits and wonder.
    Splits on this meticulous post. Whattapost! This is the tastiest recipe for boiled water I have ever read anywhere on this planet. Now you must try doing this on moon where they claim to have found water :p

    Wonder at the 282 comments with your reply on almost all of them.
    Rama Rama ho gaya hungama!

    • October 8, 2009 5:02 pm

      LOL, so next time when anyone boils water, they would think of this tastiest way, na? and you want me to try it on the moon??…any idea who is the gas supplier over there??? and do I need a ration card to apply for the gas connection??? 😀

      I know ! its a battle field here !!:D 😀 😀

  64. October 8, 2009 4:43 pm

    OMG!!
    You actually wrote this post! with all those pictures?
    and by carefully observing ISI, bubbles and all?
    I was ROFL all the while reading the posts and comments

    • October 8, 2009 5:03 pm

      LOL, tell me, will you boil water this way next time?? 😀 😀

      • October 8, 2009 5:20 pm

        pakka!
        how can i forget this wonderful learning experience which is so well portrayed in pictures also?

        • October 8, 2009 5:27 pm

          Aaaahhh !!! What a satisying experience for me too !!! 😀 😀 😀

  65. October 8, 2009 5:17 pm

    Lovely…thanks for teaching mortals like us how important it is to master such arts:D
    interesting

    • October 8, 2009 5:19 pm

      😀 😀 Im now so content with this life of mine !!! 😀 I could teach you all how to boil water !

      • Suji! permalink
        October 8, 2009 6:11 pm

        Da… ninte foto kandittu sankadam varunnu… ini kurachu neram apparathottu nokki nikku 😛

        • October 9, 2009 2:37 am

          Aadyam swantham mukham kaanikku…iruttinte aathmaave !!! 😀 😀

  66. October 8, 2009 5:48 pm

    I think you missed out on a few things:
    You nead a neat, well-wiped kitchen top where you can prop yourselfves up to watch the bubbles. You’re on a highter plane…and the view is fantastic 🙂 You’ll be so totally engrossed that when you watch the last drop of water become a bubble and swiftly become vapour, you feel the goodness of vapourised minerals around you — and the badness of a burnt vessel 🙂
    Try it next time. To munch one, groundnuts are a better choice 😀 Pop goes a bubble into vapour, pop goes a groundnut into mouth 😀

    • October 9, 2009 2:39 am

      Either Im not that short or the whole kitchen is a lill lower; I could see what all was happening inside the vessel !!!

      Hmmm..groundnuts are a tough job, you need to take the shells off first and then have them !!! No kshama; patience illa !!! 😀

  67. October 8, 2009 5:49 pm

    forgive the typos! 😀

  68. Suji! permalink
    October 8, 2009 6:12 pm

    COMMENT NUMBER 300! 😀 😀 😀

  69. Winnie the poohi permalink
    October 8, 2009 6:14 pm

    LMAO!!! Next time you can simply turn on the geyser 😀

  70. October 8, 2009 6:59 pm

    I quickly scrolled down to the bottom of the comment thread without even waiting to read others’ thoughts on your post,because I didnt want to waste a single second to tel u how I felt!

    Vimmuuuuu,where are your feet..let me just do a virtual saashthaangam for this absolutely brilliant post!I didnt know how to boil water,would you believe that?? Well thanks to you,now I can claim be well on my way to be becoming the best boiler of water!

    Know what,I have just boiled some…show me your feet,let me just show my gratitude by doing a noble task of washing them with the water I boiled…SPLASH!!!!

    Oye,oye,why are you jumping and shrieking…and wher are you running off to??wasnt the water as hot as you’d thought,arent u happy with my effort?? stop there,will you…sshe,da idu valiya kashthamaayilo! at least have a heart to acknowledge with a smile!!

    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: 😛

    anyway since you’ve gone let me scroll up and read what others had to say 😀

    • October 9, 2009 2:43 am

      essss…oooohh…aaahhh…owwww…eaaooouu….what did you do ??? Its burning !!!! ok ok…you learnt !! onnangi aashande kaalilu, allengil kalarikku purathu….kaalu ennu parayumbol, egadesham ee bhaagamaayittu varum (pointing towards my burnt toes ) 😛

      errr…you didnt know how to boil water??? seriously ?? 😀 😀 😀 Im glad I could be of help !! 😀

      Pandaaradangaan mele poyo ??? 😀

    • October 10, 2009 12:51 am

      DEEPS!!!!!

      ROFLMAO!!!!!!

      omg!!!! this was so funnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

      hugssss!!!!!!

      @ vimmuuu:
      kaalu ennu parayumbol, egadesham ee bhaagamaayittu varum (pointing towards my burnt toes )

      OMG OMG! ROFLMAO!!!! hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      oh lord! i imagined u say that in a very “astrology show on tv” kinda style!!! 😛 ROFL!!!!!

      • October 14, 2009 10:41 pm

        LOL !!! You laughing when Im crying !!! … ammakku marana vedana, magalkku veena vaayana !!! 😀 😀 😀

  71. October 8, 2009 8:39 pm

    IHM et tu brutus?? I put a comment at your place and it’s still in moderation after 2 hours and you are busy commenting away to glory here?? che che we should be taking sols traffic tips seriously no? *sakshi peeping at her peacefully sleeping blog and deciding whether to reply there or spam others blog with comments, asks Vimmu to give her his famous head and tail flipping coin*

    • October 8, 2009 10:37 pm

      Ulta chor kotwal ko dante?

      I was innocently answering comments on my blog, I have replied to your comment with such warmth… and wondered why you were not responding.

      Well, now I know! 🙄

    • October 9, 2009 2:44 am

      so head or tail?? tail na?

  72. October 8, 2009 10:05 pm

    *Crafty is tied her desk at work, and singing*

    Saathiyaaa.. tune kya kiya???
    Vimmuuu saaar… tune kya kiya…..

    Vim : LOL !! what did I do ??? Ask your boss !!! 😀 😀 😀

    crafty ka karna…. tum intezaaaar….
    spamming karna hai mujhe yaaar!!!!!

    😥

    Vim : Are you crying instead of me ?? 😉

    crafty kutty has so much to say…. but monster boss….

    where is our al-shabab team?

    *crafty has scrambles on top of her desk, stands on her laptop and yells*

    Al-valathi!!!! Don Sololiya!! Al-Bhikari!!! Happy Mommy!!!
    Manager Unda!!! Al-Dhirusama!!! Al-Kisladin!!!!

    Vim : Al shabab ??? they are never available when you need ’em ! 😀

    bachaaaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • October 8, 2009 10:07 pm

      and i did not come late to work….

      i died and finished work on time and came here in morning!!!

      aachha silla diya office ne mere commitment kaaaaaaaaa

      👿

      • October 8, 2009 10:42 pm

        You WHAT and finished work on time and came here in morning!!!???

        • October 9, 2009 12:31 am

          *crafty finds solace in concerned IHM*

          I DIED IHM!!!!!!

          i woke up at 5am (choke gasp…crafty is no morning person)
          and i did pending office work till 9am
          *crafty liking the look of concern on IHM’s face*

          and then i came to office at 10 am *IHM’s face is angry now*

          and now its well past midnight and I am still here…

          and i haven’t spammed

          *crafty wails on IHM’s shoulder*

          😥

  73. October 8, 2009 10:36 pm

    jesus!!! do you even need to learn how to boil water??
    I am shocked by ur post and pictures!!!
    Grow up Vimmuuu. you shud have done this…when shud i say… 4th class?? maybe 5th class of school.

    • October 8, 2009 10:39 pm

      Shshsh Deepthi, don’t discourage him. He’s practicing to be a JKG.

    • October 9, 2009 2:20 am

      LOL !!! Is your comment a serious one (like the post) or a funny one (like the comments) ? 😀 😀 😀

      • October 9, 2009 11:18 pm

        Good luck Vimmuuu!!! I wish you become best of JKG 😀

        • October 12, 2009 1:45 pm

          LOL !!! that tag !!! Im going to have that tag forever, huh ? 😉

  74. October 9, 2009 12:16 am

    How to boil water????

    and i used to think, sakshi was the nautanki! u take it away effortlessly.

    but I like it… better late than never…IHM is right, practicing to be a JKG.

    • October 9, 2009 2:19 am

      Sakshi is indeed the ever green nautanki !!! Gosh, people these days shouldnt write an informative post or what ??? 😀 😀 😀 😀

      • October 9, 2009 7:16 pm

        You don’t let anybody discourage you Vimmuuu. Keep up the good work. Best wishes.

        • October 10, 2009 4:22 pm

          heyyy…. I’m the last one to discourage!!!

          its a great thing though IHM, all us women bloggers will make sure he becomes a great JKG.

          All my best wishes 🙂

          • October 12, 2009 1:46 pm

            Nooooooooo…….boiling water and becoming a JK-whatever !!!! Wahhhhhhhhh !!! 😀 😀 😀

  75. October 9, 2009 11:29 am

    Remote Contro?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!!!???!?!!

    ROTFLMFAO….

    😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

    • October 12, 2009 1:47 pm

      😀 😀 😀 😀 I knew someone would be interested in the remote control !!! 😀 😀 😀

  76. soneeta permalink
    October 9, 2009 1:30 pm

    hey…i think vimmuuu knows more cooking than just boiling water.vimal why dont u just tell every one abt the way u make rice in ur cooker and what else can u do with dt boiling water art.like put all ur MTR readymade packs in dt boiling water and can prepare a complete thali…..invite us all for lunch one day.

    • October 12, 2009 1:50 pm

      LOL !!! You wanna kill of them here, dont you ?? 😀 😀 😀

  77. Apar permalink
    October 9, 2009 9:56 pm

    en? ethukku?!?! why are you getting peace loving people like me on a murderous rampage?! btw, please mail me if u respond, don’t want to be notified with follow-ups and fill my mail box 😉

  78. October 10, 2009 2:22 am

    Cooking???
    *crafty sits down with her Mickey mouse pencil and notebook to take down this information.

    Vim : LOL, Craftys drama starts !! 😀

    WHA???? People have been telling u you don’t take blogging seriously??? Good lord!!! You are really a serious blogger Vimmuuu! If u get any more serious than u are, we may have to admit you in the hospital! 😆
    Vimmuuu is looking for water to throw on crafty for that lame joke*

    Vim : Hitchy dont mind ! Crafty, only you could come with such a joke !! 😀 😀

    Yes…. cookery posts have certainly been doing the rounds I tell ya!!!! Why, even I am considering a recipe post of my own! 🙄

    Vim : You too ??? 😀 😀 😀 The blog samaj is getting crazier than I thought !

    *crafty is ready…she carefully writes down the requirements list, her tongue slightly sticking out from corner due to excessive concentration*

    Vim : LOL !! Im imagining you do that ! seriously !!! 😀 😀 😀

    Usually, it’s only the packaging that is ISI marked, the water that we normally get in it is anyway tap water!

    Whoa!!!! This post is just like ur bathroom posts…. Quite revealing! 😆
    ROFL! That reminded me of a cartoon! Have u seen Daffy duck? Well, he is in outerspace and trying to fight an alien hi-tech bird who has a “Disintegrating Gun” so Daffy wears his “Non-disintegrating Jacket”. The alien bird shoots…. The Non-Disintegrating Jacket is intact, but Daffy inside it has turned to a pile of ashes! 😆 😆
    *this part of the comment was sponsored by Cartoon Network*

    Vim : LOL !! I havnt seen that episode, but I have watched the likes in other cartoons !! 😀 😀 😀 and whats revealing in this !!! 😉

    OHO!!!! So we have to STIR to mix the minerals!!! No wonder it always felt like I wasn’t getting much health benefits from water that I shud have been! 😛
    *crafty shakes the bottle of water thoroughly well before drinking, while her mom looks at her and rolls eyes*

    Vim : Yeah yeah, she is already aware of the fact that you are loony !! 😀 Its ok !!
    Make sure you have enough gas in your cylinder otherwise you will end up having luke warm water which doesn’t serve our purpose now.

    I laughed so much on this that I had tears in my eyes!!!! Aiyooooo!!!!!!!! Ittre okke tamasha venno vimmuuu saare?????? Ho!!! I laughed so hard….The gal who sits on opposite side of my cubicle suddenly got up and looked at me and said, “so finally it happened? u have gone mad?” :mrgreen:

    Vim : ROFL !!!! Ask her to start blogging as well !!!

    Apple? Hmmm… Tell me, can we substitute that with seasonal fruits? What will happen if I boil water while eating a kiwi… or a strawberry? 🙄
    Lays chips!!!! Che!!!! So many lays chips eaten and wasted, when I cud have made multiple use and boiled water simultaneously!!! :mrgreen:

    Vim : No, only apples please !! No kiwi or strawberry or pistaccio !! 😀 😀 😀

    Bubbles? There are bubbles involved eh? I LIKE!!!!!! (irrelevant…. I have picked up a bubble maker bottle for u vimmuuu…. 😀 😀 😀 )

    Vim : Keep it wid ya. We are going to need them !!!

    Purified Ice water!!!!!!!! Soooper!!!!! So then we can also make purified ice cubes? I like that idea!!!! 😀 😀 😀 will go tell mom about it!

    Vim : Please dont !!! Please !!! did you already ???

    mix some salt to it and get hot salted water, which I don’t remember having any specific use.

    Hmmm… maybe can throw in some sea shells and pretend u are bathing at the sea shore? Hmmm, but why will be hot na? *thinks some more* AHA!!! It will feel like bathing at sea shore in the afternoon!!! 😀 😀 😀
    *vimmuuu for sake of crafty who is bent over her notepad scribbling away the important points, requests ppl who are aiming tomatoes and eggs, to refrain from the act*

    Vim : Now whos bringing up the bathroom tales here !!! 😀 😀 😀

    Other ways to boil water?
    Hmmm……

    I dunno that, but I do know a PJ!!!!!!
    *Ppl with tomatoes who were told to leave are being called back by vimmuuu*

    Question: How do you make pure holy water?
    Answer: Take some plain water…. And boil the hell out of it.

    😆

    Vim : LOL, heyy, thats not a PJ ! These are the kind of jokes that I like 😀 😀 😀

    Vimmuuu saare!!!! Ur post just made my day I tell ya!!!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀
    This is ur craziest best!!!! I loved it!!!

    Freshly boiled hugsss for you! 😀 😀 😀

    Vim : SSSSssssss…..:D 😀 😀 😀

  79. October 10, 2009 7:02 pm

    Recipe for vimmuuus boiled water

    Ingredients:
    1. An office/job wherein you have ‘obviously’ nothing to do.
    2.A house where not humans but ghosts dwell.
    3.A head that would have been practically empty if not for the craziness in it.
    4.A poor laptop which did not know where it would land up!
    5. Typing skills that was by mistake learnt…
    6. A group of innocent co-bloger who are renamed as “victims” to through this torture

    Method..
    Pretend to be,to go to item no 1. Search for the other roommates in item no 2 to add to the craziness of the idea. Item no 3 is actually of no use..but yeah this can be achieved only with such a dustbin. Tap on the item no 4 using item no 5. extend it to item no 6.

    PS: Can approach item no 6 if incase u need rotten tomatoes and rotten eggs…thrown in full force.

    • October 12, 2009 1:57 pm

      1. shhh…my boss is going to read this !! 😀 😀 😀
      2. LOL !
      3. ROFL !
      4. ROFLMAO !
      5. Heyyyy…you are judging my intelligence there !!!
      6. and you dont fall under the innocent category, right? dont joke !! 😀

      LOL verbi bore here, I never thought you could come up with something like this !!! 😀 😀 😀

  80. October 10, 2009 8:09 pm

    Mmmmmm. Delicious, mouthwatering… err…water

    And its vital for the body too! 😀

    Cheers! 😛

    • October 12, 2009 1:44 pm

      Welcome to V-Lokam and thanks for dropping in your comment ! 😀 😀 😀

      LOL, your comment is even more whacky !! 😉

  81. October 10, 2009 11:01 pm

    Congratulations! You are again at blogadda 🙂 And I am claiming my first for congratulating you 🙂 IHM took it at Sols place so I have raced here before her 🙂

    • October 12, 2009 1:42 pm

      LOL, Thanks a lot smitha, for congratulating me here first ! 😀 😀

      • October 12, 2009 4:16 pm

        Atleast somewhere I could claim to be first 😉 All you guys are too quick for me 🙂 Thankfully, Blogadda was kind enough to post it when I was around and the rest of you missing 🙂

        • October 14, 2009 10:37 pm

          is it because you cant run ??? 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

  82. October 11, 2009 11:35 am

    hey,congratulations,Vimmuuu on the saturday spicy pick! I’m sure now everyone will learn to boil water with panache 😆

    Smits,LOL at your first theory 😆

  83. October 12, 2009 7:40 am

    LOL!! So glad found your blog thru BlogAdda.. **still laughing** You’ve made my day! Thanks!!

    • October 12, 2009 1:39 pm

      Welcome to V-Lokam and thanks for dropping in your comment !! 😀 😀 😀

      Im glad you found this post informative !! 😀

  84. October 12, 2009 3:52 pm

    Ah Vimmmuuu,now i know what IHM meant when she told me that “boiling water is an art”..Yeah,indeed an art….

    Kudos for the post..Sorry,no further comments for now as my stomach is paining ROFL-ing

    :-p

    • October 14, 2009 10:26 pm

      Welcome here after a loonng time Nimmy !!

      Crafty just came out of the ICU. You should probably ask her which doc and hospital ! 😀 😀 😀

  85. October 12, 2009 10:20 pm

    Howdy partner? 😀

    • October 14, 2009 10:28 pm

      😀 😀 😀 never thought we would call each other partner, na? 😉

  86. October 13, 2009 5:54 pm

    LOL

    You forgot to mention that the stove in the kitchen should be placed at the exact correct angle and as per vastu and feng shui…

    The success ratio then will be 99.542891%

    For the remaining 0.457109, just pray like hell 😉

    • October 14, 2009 10:35 pm

      Welcome to V-Lokam and thanks for dropping in your comment.

      LOL, I dont believe in superstitions..touchwood !!! (now, where have I heard that before 😀 😀 😀 ok, if you arent a follower of Deeps blog, it wouldnt make a sense 😉 )

      Boy o boy, did you actually subtract the rest of 99.542891 ??? 😀 😀 😀 Ok, calculator from mobile or PC ? 😉

      • October 15, 2009 4:06 pm

        LOL
        Yes, I do follow Deeps blog 😀
        And lucky me, my office gave me a calculator! 😉

  87. October 14, 2009 2:04 am

    Sorry im late 😀

    1st of all
    thts one great informative post 🙂
    oh hail great vimmuu…the one who enlightens us all with his great knowledge and wisdom.

    Vim : Welcome ! Welcome !

    The one who taught cookoo cave-men 😯 like me on
    1) How to bitch abt movies
    2)How to video conference in a bath tub without getting electrocuted
    3)How to spoil a European bathroom by peeing on the floor
    4)How to write a break up/whining post
    5)How to irritate people
    6)How to conduct a street protest without getting beaten up the police
    7)How not to follow traffic signals
    8)How to offend and harass a brahmin couple in a train
    9)How “switcheroo” works
    10)How to hunt for killer grasshoppers/crickets
    He is also the one
    11)who conducts award functions to humiliate stars
    12)who conducts competitions n never gives away the prizes
    13)who taught us how to hate our forefathers
    14)Showed us how the “chaiya chaiya” song shouldn’t be sung

    Vim : waait a minute, are you praising me or insulting me ???

    and now the greatest path breaking achievement since Americans faked the moon landing!
    vimmuu enlightens us all on how to boil water! amazing man!

    Vimmuism rocks!

    Vim : Ok, I get it ! Its an insult ! Sigh ! and I inspired you to blog as well !

    btw i still have some confusion regarding this complicated procedure
    IS that Rajni kanths knife from BABA?

    Vim : Yes yes. I like your observation !!

    U didnt tell us how u managed to put tht knife on tht apple!

    Vim : Oh, thats another post material !

    Do we have to do all tht spine twisting Rajni acrobatics to cut tht apple?
    And by not doing tht,Will this in anyway affect the chemical composition of the water ?Plz clear my confusion oh great one!

    regards,
    a very confused vampire
    🙄

    Vim : ROFL !!! 😀 😀 😀

    • October 14, 2009 2:37 am

      😆 😆 😆

      i am imagining a vampire in the kitchen doing rajnikanth style acrobatics with knife and apple!!!!!

      bartula….. u point is very valid!

      *crafty stands next to bartula vampire (keeping safe distance) looking at vimmuuu for answer*

      • October 14, 2009 9:11 pm

        *Bartula keeps additional safe distance frm crafty coz her pig-tail hair stinks like garlic*

        • October 14, 2009 10:31 pm

          *crafty sneaks up on bartula and puts her pigtail right under his nose…..the ambulance has collected a passed-out bartula to be admit in ICU*

          Bartula = 😯

          Crafty = :mrgreen:

          Vimmuuu = *yes! this looks lik eit will reach 400 comments afterall*

          • October 14, 2009 10:43 pm

            Ok, so, you kids have any plans of stopping this ?????

          • October 14, 2009 10:48 pm

            *bartula escapes frm the hospital equipped with an garlic resistant gas mask and a voodoo doll replica of crafty, ready to be dipped in concentrated surf excel and boiled water(courtesy: vimmuu)!!*

            • October 14, 2009 11:10 pm

              Ok, you both hate each other so badly, huh? 😀 😀 😀

              • October 15, 2009 3:34 am

                FYI vampires are allergic to garlic!! 😈

                • October 15, 2009 6:54 pm

                  oh my stars!!!

                  * Undakanni admitted in the ICU in crafty’s bed for uncontrollable hysterical laughter *

  88. thesaintlysinner permalink
    October 14, 2009 3:47 am

    Kashtam …so you still haven’t figured out using the electric water boiler ??

    • October 14, 2009 10:24 pm

      LOL !!! vanna vazhi marakkilla bhaai !!! 😀 😀 😀

  89. October 14, 2009 8:49 pm

    Are you planning to keep this post boiling till it reaches 400 comments?? Kadavalle the extent to what some people do to get comments!!! :mrgreen: Come on next post please am already jealous that ur boiling water is more popular than my very own secret recipe of Bread Butter jam…hmmmmpf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  90. October 14, 2009 9:13 pm

    You can hereby enter this post under Best Cookery post category. Karm karna, fhal ki ichcha na karna.

    Btw, how much time did ya waste..er..spend on this post? 😛

    • October 14, 2009 10:16 pm

      LOL, so are you conducting it this time too??? This should fall under most insanse post then !!! 😀 😀 😀

  91. October 14, 2009 9:16 pm

    Bro! 30 more comments and its 400..woohoo!!
    Evryone lets discuss abt the 30 different ways of using boiled water!

    😛

    • October 14, 2009 10:15 pm

      Oh no…I need to post something before this place fills up with rakeshs nonsense !!!

  92. October 14, 2009 11:15 pm

    well you proved her wrong :)…

    man u get 384 comments when you write a post on how to boil water :D… amazing lol

    • October 15, 2009 3:04 am

      😀 😀 😀 Yeah, I proved her wrong, but now she wants me to learn how to boil egg !! 😀

      • October 15, 2009 3:10 am

        exactly!! we need a sequel to this post now! this time with more action! 🙂

        • October 15, 2009 3:16 am

          You dont know what you guys are asking for !! I might have to bring in a dinosaurs egg to boil for all that action !!! 😀

          • October 15, 2009 3:22 am

            u kidnap the dinosaurs egg and then the momma dinosaur comes to avenge u!
            brilliant idea for my next sci-fi home movie! 😛
            thanx man!

            • October 15, 2009 6:59 pm

              sounds straight out of Ice Age 3 🙄

              • October 15, 2009 7:13 pm

                oh is it? i havent seen it yet. 😦
                But i think this dino is a different one 😛

        • October 15, 2009 3:17 am

          u know 1st u have to hunt for a chicken and then force it to lay an egg!
          ……etc..etc… 😛

          • October 15, 2009 11:06 am

            Oh God!!!

            How I wish I could take my challenge back 😉

  93. October 15, 2009 9:54 am

    u know we could have made this upto 400..u know… sigh 😦

  94. Suji! permalink
    October 15, 2009 1:05 pm

    395

  95. Suji! permalink
    October 15, 2009 1:06 pm

    396

  96. Suji! permalink
    October 15, 2009 1:07 pm

    397

  97. Suji! permalink
    October 15, 2009 1:08 pm

    398

  98. Suji! permalink
    October 15, 2009 1:10 pm

    399

  99. Suji! permalink
    October 15, 2009 1:12 pm

    400 YAY!!!! 😀 😀

    • October 15, 2009 6:58 pm

      what is this… a rocket launching countdown or what???!! 😀 😀 😀

  100. October 15, 2009 2:10 pm

    Finally woohooo!!! we made it!

  101. October 16, 2009 3:55 am

    i meant 😈 !!

  102. October 16, 2009 6:39 am

    Idhukku dhaan appovey sonnen… 5 roobai ku kakka biriyaani vaangi tharen, saaptutu chamatha thoogunga nu… Kaeta dhaana!

    • October 17, 2009 1:54 am

      LOL !!! 5 roobaikku biriyaani vaangi saaptaa, thanni dhaagam theeraadhey !!!

  103. Pal permalink
    October 18, 2009 1:48 pm

    Wooooooooooow! 414 responses on ‘how to boil water’!! That’s cool! No, that’s hot!!!!
    Lovely post, btw, Vimmu. Informative, definitely. Didn’t you how crucial and Apple and Lays could be in such an exciting adventure 😉
    Plus, CONGRATS on being Saturday Picked by Blogadda!

    • December 3, 2009 1:19 am

      Now you know the importance of Apple and Lays, na? So dont forget from now on ! 😀 😀

      Thanks !

  104. October 19, 2009 11:21 pm

    I think, this is the highest comment number I have ever seen in any blog! So, Iam glad to add one more to this – 416.

    Destination Infinity

    • December 3, 2009 1:21 am

      LOL, and nothing about the post ??? 😀 😀 D Thanks for linking this post , though 😀 😀 😀

  105. November 29, 2009 7:34 pm

    It is not 416 – it is not 6 but 9, Destination Infinity!

    Vimmuuu, coming here via Destination Infinity! I am laughing and coughing so much that my husband is standing near me with a glass of water! Now, he has also started laughing…bring water….

    I thought hitch writer’s ‘testing’ post was hilarious for getting so much hits…ithu antha postukku appa…no no no, thaaththa!

    I have read lots of comments for posts and enjoyed…now, will follow you, Vimmuuu! Need to laugh more!

    • December 3, 2009 1:36 am

      LOL !! Im glad that this post choked you people to death, atleast nearly 😀 😀 😀

      neenge tamil aaa???? 😀 😀 😀

      I consider that last line as an honor ! thanks a lot !! 😀 😀 😀

  106. December 10, 2009 2:49 pm

    Spoon : I would always be beholden to you.You gave me chance to appear in your blog. 🙂

    Vimmuuuu…There are some movie directors who make small roles just to give a chance to their friends. What is your relation with that spoon to give a role to her (feminist attitude) ??Till now in my life I thought boiling water was the simplest thing to do in a kitchen other than breaking glasses, eating grated coconut etc..etc..But you opened up my eyes!! 🙂

    • December 10, 2009 10:36 pm

      Y are you so into the spoon ?? 😀 😀 😀

      LOL, Im glad I could impart some cooking knowledge to ignorant souls like you !! 😀 😀 😀 Now go boil water and show me if you did it correctly !! mm…go.. !! 😀

  107. Savitha permalink
    December 10, 2009 7:26 pm

    vaaah!!I never knew how to boil water! What detailed explanations. Thanks for the wonderful useful post 😉 If cooking is this easy, now, I’ll try my hands on cooking 😛

    • December 10, 2009 10:38 pm

      LOL…so , you never tried cooking till this time ??????????? ….how old are you??? 13 ???? 😀 😀 😀 😀

      Sheesh, I think I should write more of such to enlighten everyone 😀 😀

  108. kapil permalink
    December 15, 2009 1:04 pm

    kya apko aquagard ki zaroorat he……………….

    • July 19, 2010 11:51 pm

      LOL !!! actually now after marriage, yes ! 😀 😀 😀

      Welcome to V-Lokam and thanks for dropping your comment ! 🙂

  109. December 15, 2009 1:13 pm

    HILARIOUS!!

    • July 19, 2010 11:52 pm

      Welcome to V-Lokam and thanks for dropping your comment.

      How did you know ?? 😀 😀 😀

  110. March 26, 2010 2:40 am

    okay four words…errmmm actually more than that 😀
    PM>directed>here>how to boil water

    A better guru for PM cannot be found…
    You, Vimmuuu Ji might just be the new Sanjeev Kapoor in the making 🙂
    And you know what I loved the most?

    Why! The pics! I would have been lost without the pics O Great Chef! 🙄

    you show promise and err talent …unless you would rather be Nigella Lawson? 😉

    • July 19, 2010 11:57 pm

      Ok, sorry for not responding to this comment, but are you alive ???? did you actually boil water this way ?? 😀 😀

  111. July 19, 2010 10:38 pm

    no way ! what if I want to boil water using the microwave ? What are the steps ???

    • July 19, 2010 11:48 pm

      learn this first !! and then I shall teach you with the microwave !! 😀

      • July 19, 2010 11:48 pm

        I tell this to people who comment on my latests post, but since you came up, welcome to v-lokam and thanks for dropping your comment ! 😀 😀

        • July 20, 2010 12:29 pm

          you know what Vilok 😉 I’ve already been here earlier…you forgot 😦 sob sob 😦

          • July 20, 2010 12:31 pm

            go check your last few posts !!!!!!!!! do some work..

            • July 20, 2010 5:36 pm

              You did??? seriously??? I checked my 5 recent posts including the latest one and didnt find yours. Please tell me which one, please !! 😀 😀 I shall get you the 2 more coffeebites ! 😀 😀

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