The misadventures of Ms. Silly and Mr. Crazy – Verbal Diarrhoea
The following post(s) is a joint effort and the contents of this post are a part of a real telephonic conversation between Ms. Silly and Mr. Crazy. No prizes for guessing who they are !!!
Si : So you are finally out of the writers block, huh?
Cr : Ya, the tag kinda helped me.
Si : But for an insane person like you, there shouldn’t be any shortage of crazy posts.
Cr: Mind you. Each post of mine has got enough layers for people to think about. You are not intelligent enough !
Si : Oh yeah, the most thought provoking post was the one where you showed us all how to boil water.
Cr : Whats wrong in that ? It was picked up by Blogadda.
Si : Blogadda sympathises mentally retarded.
Cr : Yeah, they did once with you too.
Si : and twice with you !
Cr : Even you wrote a post on how to sleep in office, that’s also crazy enough !
Si : That was to help people.
Cr : yes yes, I heard the productivity of many offices increased after people read that post of yours.
Si : So what if our posts are crazy ?
Cr : Yeah, people read anything as long as it is in a blog ! hehehe
Si : Heyy, why don’t we write a post together, then ?
Cr: You mean a joint post? Ha ha ha people will faint.
Si: So what?
Cr: Hmmmm point…
Si: But there is a problem!
Cr: Already? You yourself are a problem.
Si: Will you please keep quiet ?
Cr: How will we write a post then?
Si: Shut up u smart ass!
Cr : Heyyy, don’t get physical with me maam !!
Si : Ewww…Listen na?
Cr : Tell na. what’s the problem?
Si : What do we write on ?
Cr : LOL, I don’t know. Why don’t we start with the basics like how to %$#$#$$@ ???
Si : Wow, nice idea ! We should do that !!!
Cr : Whaaat ? I was kidding.
Si : No no. That should be our joint post.
Cr : No way. I mean, writing a post on how to %$#$#$$@ ?? That’s the craziest it can get !!
Si : That’s what we want, na?
Cr : Yeah. But….
Si : no buts !
Cr : errr…no but , but as in single ‘t’ or double ‘t’? 😀 😀 😀
Si : One tight slap !!
Cr : Ok Silly….But its not possible man ! I mean, woman ! You need someone to model for that ! Heyy, why don’t you ask that same lady who modelled for that sleeping in the office post of yours. She is lovely.
Si : How do you know ? That snap had just her back and her looong hair.
Cr : Whatever ! I have seen your back too. Not good !!! and you don’t have hair too 😀 😀 😀
Si : Shut up !!! As if you yourself are giving competition to Arjun Rampal. She wont agree to show her face.
Cr (in a saccharine sweet tone) : I think we need a funny face for it, will you do it?
Cr: Whaaat? You agreed?
Si: ya, you asked so properly so I agreed.
Cr (too shocked to say anything)
Si: But, to do justice to this kind of post, we need someone like you as the model. You know, you are the one with dirty…
Cr (interrupting) : Hold it right there lady. Not even in your dreams.
Si: Oh please, I have better things to do than dream about you! But you know what? We can not click our own snaps; we will need someone to click them. It wouldn’t be possible.
Si: So you get it done!
Cr: Will I not face the same problem?
Si: So, what? Get someone na.
Cr: I live alone. You are the one living with someone. You are the one whos got a husband. I don’t even have a husband.
Si : That’s not my fault.
Si: lol!!! We haven’t even started writing the post and we are fighting like cats n dogs. Do you think the post will ever see the light of the day?
Cr : LOL, I don’t think so !!!! But somehow, we should do it.
What is ‘%$#$#$$@’ ??? What is it that we are going to write about? and do you think both of us can ever complete the post ???
This is the first part. The second part, if completed, would be published in Smitas blog in a few days and a comment disabled post would be left here, once that’s done, to divert you guys to her blog.