Every husband has a sad story to tell !!!
Disclaimer : Remember a sage who comes often in my dreams and who makes me write anti-relationship stuffs like this and this? Well, he came back once again and asked to publish this over here. I really have nothing to do with it. You know what, from today, I am not going to sleep; that sage might visit me again in my dreams. (Btw, after reading this post, I don’t think ‘the missus’ would even let me blink my eyes from now on 😀 😀 😀 )
Friend 1 : You seem to be losing weight after wedding
Friend 2 : Yeah, im having food at home these days.
Friend 1 : Oh, she makes healthy food, is it ?
Friend 2 : yeah, so healthy that I am having dysentery thrice a week.
Husband : Will you ever leave me ?
Wife : Oh honey, never !!
Husband : Seriously??? never ?? Shit !!!!
Friend 1 : Buddy, sorry couldnt come for your wedding ! Got held up.
Friend 2 : Oh, thats ok. Theres always a next time !
Wife (after resolving an issue for her husband) : What would you do without me ! Tch Tch !
Husband : Me ? Hmm…Have a party, burst crackers, or probably, bring home a stripper! Tch Tch to you too !!
Wife : Heyy, we are out of vegetables and groceries. When do we go?
Husband : You mean, you are out of your weapons to kill me ???
Husband : You look so beautiful. Is this your other way of killing me?
Wife : Awwww. Thanks sweetheart. But what is the ‘other’ way?
Husband : Cooking !
Colleague 1 : what are u doing ?
Colleague 2 : Updating all my matrimonial profiles.
Colleague 1 : But why? you just got married, right ?
Colleague 2 : Don’t you update your experience in your Linked In profile regularly. Thats exactly what I am doing.
Colleague 1 : You are always on the phone ever since you got married. Give some rest to your wife, will you ?
Colleague 2 : Arey, I speak to only her when I am at home. and when I am not at home, I speak with my other girl friends which ideally isnt possible when she is around. Infact, I AM giving her rest ! 😀 😀
Friend 1 : So, hows your wife? Hows she finding the new place?
Friend 2 : Hmm…WE are adjusting.
Friend 1 : We??? how are YOU adjusting ?
Friend 2 : I am sharing my apartment, na ?
Don’t worry guys, I shall update the sequels to this post as and when something similar comes up in my small brain !
Girls, don’t blame me, you are responsible for posts like these from us !!