Ms.Silly and Mr.Crazy’s Doggie Garde Bloggie Awards !!!
and so it continues…..
Btw, this part of the joint post wouldnt make sense to you if you havnt read the first part. and even if you have read that, this isnt going to make any sense !
Cr: So dumbo, did you use your brain?
Si: Used my what?
Cr: My fault! Did you think about the nominations?
Si: huh! Of course I did, I am not like you.
Si: Shut up! I was wondering will we have any takers for our awards because a lot of the bloggers whom we knew have either quit or are in the process to do so.
Cr: lol!!! We have so many quitters that we can call them Quitter of the Week/ Month/ Day & also create a Life Time Achievement Award for quitting.
Si: hehehe true! We can have a separate award ceremony for the infamous Quits & Comebacks! The best part about these quit’s is the reasons behind them…No connectivity, active in twitter, lack of time, no time to comment so will stop blogging et al.
Cr: But you did the same for sometime? There was a time when you had all the time in the world to update your blog but no time to comment anywhere else, no replies to comment in your blog and to top it all you reply to selective comments in your blog, you mean selfish girl!
Si: Oye! I was at least commenting in few blog’s & I never said I am quitting.
Cr: Whatever! We can create an award for people like you Confused Blogger because you guys don’t know you are quitting or staying back & trust me this category will have the maximum nominations!!
Si: Shut up! I want to give the Life Time Achievement Award to someone can I? Please!!!
Cr: You will get us murdered, but ok shoot!
Si: *giggles* if I could then it would be to a cracked mirror!!!
Cr: Shhh!! No name taking ok? Girls, I tell you! They can’t keep their mouth shut!
Si: huh!!! Don’t you dare say a word against woman otherwise, I’ll blog against you! You don’t know the power of my key board.
Cr: bah! How many more posts will you write against men? Do that & I will give you the award for “Seasoned Men Basher” or wait, there is someone else who deserves that award more than you !
Si: Oh yeah, lets get back to business and think about the rest of the categories.
Cr : How many categories should we have?
Si : Hmm…We will make everyone in our blogroll win at least one award each.
Cr : Are you insane? *why am I even asking that* I have almost 50 of them in my blogroll. We will think of a few categories & select the best out of it. What say?
Si: Hmmm…very rarely you make sense. One category that I have at the top of mind is that of Most Generous Public Displayer of Affection Blogger – A blogger who distribute Superrr tight hugggs, muahs, & more hugggs…
Cr: Hehehe. And while we are at this, we can include ‘Best Blog Siblings’ which is a joint award for bloggers who call themselves soul & pole sisters/brothers.
Si: Are you sure we will get enough nominations for this?
Cr: 101%. Trust me, there are so many who roam around in the blog making sisters & brothers.
Si: I really don’t want to trust you. Anyway how about Best Paparazzi Blogger? For people who clicks random photographs of their neighborhood cats, birds, worms, and sometimes a few humans.
Cr: lol!!! And Best Ghajini Blogger? For bloggers who win awards for a year & then for next 6 months they keep reminding you of what they had won & end up cribbing that they didn’t even get nominated for any awards that year. And as far as I know, there is only one blogger who does that. It would be a unanimous win.
Si: Oh yeah. Hmm…then let’s have a special category for comments. Of the whole lot of comments my pic is “No Comments” 😀
Cr: lol! What about the Stereotype comments? What an Awesome post! Lovely review! You write so well! I will buy this book today itself, Can’t listen now will listen later etc etc.
Si: hehehe which basically means “I haven’t read the post but I am still commenting so that you comment in my post as well ;-)” or it can mean “my comments are here because I have updated my blog and you better come check it out”
Cr: What about people who make a living out of commenting? Their comments are longer than our posts & some of them don’t even update their blog as they don’t get time out of commenting 😉
Si: hehehe they are the sweetest of the lot! Most Selfless Bloggers they are 😀
Cr: Both of us have been doing a lot of thinking. Where are the two good for nothing judges that we had appointed?
Cr: Ya!! I am sure the lazy bum that WIAN is, she must be snoozing somewhere. She hardly updates her blog; in fact snoozes in her blog as well. To top it all she threatens to write against us for these awards & you wanted her as the judge? You women!
Si: Oye! As if your choice Vee is of any help! Every week he goes on a vacation and after one of his umpteen vacations he updates his blog (out of the blue) saying he is quitting because no one comments! Huh! Tell him that in order to get comments he should at least update his blog and scratch some backs 😀
Cr: Shut up! Don’t you dare speak ill about Vee !
Si: Behave yourself otherwise I give you the award for Harassing Bloggers! Bully!
Cr: Bully & me? At least I make an attempt to entertain people; you just bore people with your sorry tales & book reviews!! And god, I still remember that idiotic poem of yours !
Si: huh! You are so easily blown away by praises that you have started thinking you are the best!
Cr: I think that? Huh! There are many more people to stake claim for that award. You know what; I have had enough these nominations are enough. I don’t think any award committee would be so generous to declare these many good awards.
Si: hehehe…..oyy, hold karr(hold)..I’m getting another call.
Cr : Make it fast. I’m not jobless *thinks of the groceries that he has to buy*
After 5 mins….
Si: Bugger, why did you cut my call?
Cr: That bugging lady kept repeating that my call is on hold; first in English, then in Hindi and finally Marathi! She didn’t even let me speak. So I shouted at her and disconnected the call.
Si: Useless. I am sure you must have asked her Hey your voice is too good, are you cute & single? Can you give me your phone no?” huh! Anyways you can’t guess who called just now! Before you come with your idiotic guesses, let me tell you. It was from Punanda Sushkar !!!
Cr: Whaaaaaaaaaaaat??? You kidding? The girl friend of Thashi Saroor???? You drunk?
Si: Oho! Listen!. She has read about our Blog Awards & wants us to give Thashi Saroor an award. She says the whole country is praying to get nominated in our awards & she wants us to give Saroor an award for being the “Most responsible twitterer”.
Cr: Bah! On what grounds? Rubbish. Didnt you tell her it’s only for blog’s and not for some bird sounds?
Si: I did. She said we have to create this special category & has offered us 10 crores for this or else, she would send hackers to take over our blogs! What do we do bugger?
Cr: What do we do??? We have to stop this whole award thing right now!! Imagine, we accept her proposal & going by her present luck, if we get caught, we would be asked to resign from our present position, that is delete our blog’s. Nooooo!!!!
Si: Oh yeah, even the Income Tax officials would raid our houses and take all my dusty books away, and all the prized possession of yours in your bathroom.
Cr: Gulp! Yes, my emerald studded shower and my platinum coated mug. No way am I losing them. Let’s abandon this.
Si: I’m feeling bad for the bloggers though they had so much hope from these awards!
Cr: Give it up you crazy woman! Let any of them volunteer to conduct Doggie Garde Bloggie Awards on their own. The headache is all theirs we will ensure that they nominate our posts. Ok ok, I am disconnecting. Bye for now.
Si: Waiiittt…waitt….what about the nominations? We didn’t even include “I am Here, I am There, I am everywhere category”.
Cr: You silly silly woman. What did we just decide???
Si: Oh! I forgot.
Cr: Sigh! Tell me something new!
This exercise was just for fun sake & is no way an effort to demean the effort put in by Poonam & the volunteers of Avant Garde (which both of us were). In fact, we have realized that conducting awards on this scale is no mean job & hats off to Poonam for conducting it for 2 years in a row (hope we haven’t killed our chances for next year ;-)).
But we are not going to disappoint you in anyway. There is a contest for you all. Name at least one blogger in each of the categories mentioned in both the parts and the winner will get:
1) 2 pages from any of Silly’s dusty pirated book.
2) The platinum coated mug of Crazy with holy water from his bathroom.
If you manage to guess in more than 2 categories, you stand to win:
1) 2 more pages from a different book of Silly.
2) Crazy, himself, would sprinkle the holy water on the winner.