C.C. = Considerate Colleague (a 55-er)
I was coming out of our office restroom when a colleague, who had just returned after her long leave, saw me for the first time in the day shift :
“So, how’s it going ?”
I turned to where I had just come out from ……
and …….
“Errrrr…. Ya, everything went well ! Thanks for asking !”
“Hopeless!”, she said.
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Seriously, did I say anything wrong? 😛
I really don’t know why people get embarrassed with toilet jokes. Most of them laugh on listening to the joke, and the very next minute, give a ‘Cheeeee’ expression on their face. And this kind of confused reaction can only be seen in females !!! 😉 All you women folk out there, be specific! Do you feel that toilet jokes are funny or do you feel disgusted listening to them? Or do you feel disgusted at yourselves laughing initially at such a joke, for giving us such mixed reactions on your face ? 😀 😀 😀
Its official now; people have labeled me as the brand ambassador for all the bathrooms in the blog world (and quite recently for all the garbage bins too). No one had issues with all those potty jokes in the recent Amitabh Bachchan starrer ‘Paa’ that also had him calling his own grandmom ‘bum’ ! Even in ‘3 idiots’, the beginning portions of the All iss well song is picturised with a few topless men covered in soap, bathing together. But everyone was happy and elated watching all that. Hmmpphh !!!
When a decent person like me makes a small, teeny tiny, itsy bitsy reference to the word ‘restroom’ anywhere in my posts, I get massacred by your comments! 😛 Well, I guess then its something to do with, ‘who is in the bathroom’ than ‘who is talking about it’ ? huh !
First you toilet boy
TOILET BOY??? Hyuk hyuk
Oh, Im glad you mentioned me as a boy ! Thanks ‘book granny’ ! 😀 😀
Tccch! Tccch! Tccch! So happy u r for being called a boy!!! I guess after an age such small words make a hell lot of difference to peoples Ego 😀
you grannys wont understand that ! 😀
😦 I feel disgusted with toilet jokes….. sorry but I don’t find anything funny in them….
good for you ! 😀 😀
What part did you get confused about?? She just said ‘hopeless’.. she didnt laugh rite 😛 😛
Oh, you street light, the explanation below has nothing to do with the 55-er. I am saying in general, thats how they react ! first a laugh, then a frown ! 😀
Did she say tht when she came back from the Ladies restroom? U didnt mention tht man 😀 😀
Hey are you the Emperor of the Ladies Bathroom to ask that question??? 😯
see, thats what you get if you spam me Mr.Emperor !!! sakshi, atta girl ; never knew you would support me in crisis ! 😀 😀 😀
Anything to keep your Bathroom spirits high buddy!! Btw did the Emperor loose his clothes in the bathroom coz I don’t see a pic on his profile.
ROFL 😆
LOL!
Woww!! somebody getting ragged 😀 😀
So you still want me to talk about bathrooms and all, na ?
@ Emperor : See see, these people would eat you alive. So run, hide ! 😀
Why would they want to eat a poor, harmless and clothless emperor?
Me thinks he is a nice fellow,arey atleast he supported u there na.He blamed it all on the ‘hopeless’ consi..*cough*..cnstpd *cough cough cough* lady!
Oh de chekkan odivannu. Why are you worried about the clothless emperor? 😎 Have never seen you speaking for anyone else with so much passion before.
Of course am all for your bathroom jokes. I am sure you will never find any frowning smileys from me on ur such mesmerizing posts 😛 It’s just that I was making sure that I get ladies comment also on my blog
The sweet girl had asked a simple question about the change in ur marital status & shift status and you could not think beyond TOILET??? And then you wonder why do people feel embarrassed???
You can not think beyond toilets & bathrooms and expect others to do the same??? Am sure when you used to come out of your exam centre & if somebody asked “how did it go?” you would reply with “yet to go, lemme come back and tell you how did it go.” 😀 😀 😛
And you are saying DECENT person like you??? & teeny tiny, itsy bitsy reference???? Wohooo!!! Go wash your face in ur fav place!!! WAKE UP VIMMUUU Sara blogosphere kahe!!
heyy, how do I know what she was referring to ?? 😀 😀 😀 I had a bad stomach that day and all that was in my mind was …yeah..you get it right ? 😀 😀 😀
lol…look whos still stuck in my bathroom !!! 😛
Loved the last line and the way you included the song at the end ! 😀 😀 😀 Good, your sense of humor is improving. Keep visiting certain self proclaimed humor blogs to learn more ! 😀 😀 😀
😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛
😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 to you too !
It was just a political move ok? Hope you understand
What Saksh,you’ve nothing to say to this thought-provoking post of our ambassador? Why are you two 😛 ing ???
Actually the two of you flaunting your paan-chewed tongue remind me of a very very old malayalam song.. 😆
LOL Deeps !!! I laughed like crazy watching that silly video !!! 😀 😀 😀 Btw, Im the cute boy in the song, na ? 😀 😀
hey Deeps I object to such blasphemy!!! For one am younger than the Bathroom Kumara, so how come he gets to be cute, chubby and younger? The casting is all wrong I say.
2. Why in the world would I dance like that to entertain him? I would rather prefer to dance like an Apsara for Depp.
But must say you captured Vims character well in the song 😎 See he got up and went searching for girls in skirt the moment the girl sang “vella tuniyittu maanathe pennungal…..”
no way you are younger than me sakshi !!! 😀 😀 😀 Im jus 29 and you are old enough to have a biiggg kid !!! 😀 😀 😀
you got trained as a dancer only by performing in front of me when i was a kid !! 😀 😀 😀
LOL !! boys will always be boys ! 😀
What’s with this Jeevansathi ad??? :O
He wants all his single friends to get hooked like him!!! So that you also get trained in grocery shopping 😉
lol
Grocery Shopping and Vimmu-There should be a post 😉
heyy, what happened to my own comment??? Im sure I replied to your comment while replying for the rest. funny world !
anyway…where is the ad??? I dont see them !! how come such ads didnt come before my wedding??? whats with this world, huh ! 😀
oyy smita…shut uppu !!! dont poison young minds ! 😀
😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 I copy pasted Saakshi’s smileys! It says razz razz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
I don’t know how to write smileys, vimmuuu!
Sandhya here is the secret FBI document from which you can learn how to use all kinds of disguises for your face http://codex.wordpress.org/Using_Smilies
Hahaha, thank you Saakshi…it is going to be very very useful for me, esp. for commenting on vimmuuu’s posts 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛
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There you go sakshi. You just made me lose another proper commenter !!! Now like you all, she would leave only smileys here !
Thanks Saks… blessings blesssing blessings to u
🙂 😛 😀
me too. I just know the standard ones like 😀 , 🙂 , 😉 , 😛
you could just write ‘smiley’ if you want to though ! 😀
but I believe sakshi here is giving tuition to everyone. thankyou sakshi teacher ! 😀
ayye de chekkan Sandhya Chechi ye kannadiche 😯
Vettiofficer.com… wots happening at ur end that you are down to toilet jokes!!tsk tsk….
😛 😛 😛
LOL !!! when was I ever up with the toilet jokes, its always been an integral part of V-Lokam ! 😀 😀 😀
I pity your colleagues they have to tolerate such intolerable jokes :p
but I think the whole potty joke in Paa was disgusting. Balki took it to an unimaginable level and with Amitabh, it was even more disgusting. Same with 3idiots. Stupid movie.
They are actually blessed 😛
It was horrible in Paa, and those scenes were unnecessary too. Btw, I hated that movie and I didnt like 3 idiots either ! 😀
U just want to show Shruthi that u r just like her 😛 😛 😛
No, I just want to show Shruthi that I like her 😛 😛 😛
😯 😯
:p lolzzz
This was good, in fact , hilarious 😀 You are very correct in saying that first they laugh and then they frown. I am with you. Btw, what is 55er and what did she mean by ‘hopeless’ in the story? D
ya, hypocrites, na ? 😀 😀
oh, 55 word fiction is supposed to be a kind of story telling in 55 words. check out wikipedia for more info.; there are certain criterias to be followed ! 😀
and by hopeless, she meant ‘me’ !! happy ? 😀 😀 😀
ROFL!!! Honestly, I find toilet jokes very funny 🙂 Don’t think I am creep , though. I wonder what your colleague had to say!!
no no, how can I think you are creep. Most of us like it, but very few admit it 😀 😀 but I dont like toilet jokes going beyond a limit, for that matter any joke ! 😀
She said hopeless and finished it off by saying, why did you come in the day shift ! 😀 I couldnt include that for its ‘supposed’ to be a 55-er ! 😀
Poor lady! U should have recommended her to have some banana,grape juice or even some hot tea .I hope she gets well soon! 😀 😀
oh, you worried about her huh ! dont worry too much, she is married and got a kid too and is way taller than you ! 😀 😀 😀
I find toilet jokes silly (something people come up with in desperation to sound funny).
But coming to your 55-fiction, (reading it without letting the explanation overpower my thoughts)
I think it was a simple practical joke 🙂
A show of good sense of humor and excellent timing 😀 😀
Welcome to the world of micro-fiction 😉
(Though the explanation was way longer than the 55 word post 😉 )
LOL, any joke that goes beyond a limit is silly ! 😀 and I really dont like people creating jokes for the sake of making people laugh, I believe it should come out naturally ! 🙂
yeah, I know. I seriously need an editor !
Btw, Im not new to micro-fiction; have done it a few times before 😀
Oh yes, I have actually read a few of your masterpieces in the past few months 😉 😉
LOL !! But its been a while since I put up a 55-er; the last one was somewhere in Dec I guess ! 😀
ROFL
Now what does that say, Bathroom Kumara? 😆
hayyyy, vannalo vanamaaala ! 😀 😀 😀
what does what say ?? 🙄
Sols….where were you ???? its been a loooong time !!! 😦
Looooooooooooool! It’s not new for me to be bickered with that funny soap! 🙂
I asked what does my ROFL say?
Vanamala? You mean Jungle Queen? How dare you call me Junglee, Bathroom Kumara? @@#$%%%^$
I know da. Busy aan. Bathroom and garbage posts attract me. 😀
oh ya, didnt mention which floor were you rolling, le ? 😀 😀 😀 😀
oh, thats an old ad with Kavya Madhavan, you wont know ! 😀 I tried finding the video of that for you, couldnt !
aaaah, I know !! small posts attract you; you dont have the patience to read big ones ! 😀 😀
Bathroom Kumara! OMG! ROFFLLLLLLLLL! Sorry Vimmuuu, I couldn’t help laughing my guts out on this one pal!
Rakesh ???? you on their side or mine??? again??? 😀 😀 😀
Btw, you didnt know about that nickname of mine? 😀 Theres one more, Garbage Gandharvan !! 😀 😀 😀 See, how proud Im about my not-so-flattering nicknames ! 😀
Oh no! I’m very much on your side! Just that the name was so humororus! 🙂
Lol! Now, whoever named you Garbage Gandharvan?
Crafty…in that tasteless tuesday post ; the one with the trash can !! 😀 😀
Sols it took a Bathroom Kumara to flush you out of your blog hiatus?? 😯
Sakshi ….shhhh….she started following me again. Dont drive her away !!! 😀
Sakshoo is Butt rani
🙂
Does that make all the three of us from the Junglee Bhatt Khandaan????
Looooooooool! What I’m so amazed is how you interpret seemingly innocent questions in the manner you do! 🙂
hehehehe….heyyy, Im innocent with my questions; if you didnt know 😀 😀 😀 😀
See, precisely what I meant! Have U ever been told to look for a career in PR?
LOL…no. people dont tell me good things, ever ! 😀 😀
wait a minute, you meant that for my good only no ?? 😛
Lol! Yeah, of course I meant it for your good! No sarcasm here! 🙂
toilet jokes dont irritate me.. but that ‘s just me .. and i remember you telling me that i am not a girly girl.. so, my vote cant count ! ..btw where did u mention trash and toilet humor in u r posts?
You arent that regular here na? you come and disappear at times. It started from last Oct I guess ! 😀 😀
😛 😛 😛 😛 😡 🙄 😯
Nice 55-er 😉
LOL Swarrr…..thats exactly how you all react !!!
First smile….then frown…then turn green…then get shocked !!! 😀 😀 😀 😀
I so so agree with you… Girls would hyper-react on the issue. Might as well share the jokes themselves when the guys are not around 😀
Ahaaa….guys guys !!! I always knew I could count on the guys !! We have all had similar experiences I guess ! 😀 😀 😀
LOL!
I find the “toilet” jokes funny! and like Pal says, me no creep either!! 😉
So, its not just us who know you are the King of Bathroom tales?!! your colleagues too?!! 😛
And, this is so not a 55-er!!! 🙄 😛 😛
hehehe….Im surprised that some of you here are admitting the truth ! 😀 😀 😀 We should start a club, what say ?
they are getting to know me pixie ! 😀 😀 😀 some of them already resigned ! 😉
and why is this not a 55 er ? It falls under all the normal 55 criteria !!! prove me wrong 😀 😀 😀 😀
loved the repartee!!!:)super cool!
welcome back !!! where on earth were you ??? 😀 😀 😀
Toilet jokes arent very funny. But i guess people laugh because it’s coming from a clown….ooops…i meant coming from you 😛 😛 😛 😛
And no, seriously…toilet jokes aren’t funny at all.
Oh ya, I tell these jokes wearing a clown hat and a red cherry on my nose !!!
and yes, seriously, toilet jokes are funny…are funny…are funny….atleast some times ! 😀
I like Scorpria. 😆
Sols, we all know you like girls ! and we also know why !! 😀 😀 😀
Why? Why? Taaaal me no.
Oye don ke character pe kaun daag lagaaya?? *sakshi pickings and tyings OG’s blue Lungi and rolling shirt sleeves*
Months ago, she displayed her orientation in Ashwathys blog. Later she confessed it also in another blog !! 😀 😀 😀
What what what??? 😀
So nothing’s changed here.
and nothing will ever change !! you want to ?? 😀 😀 😀 I hate changes and changing ! 😀
ya ya ya…I don’t knw why I keep coming here, even when I am sure u don’t even knw the changes over at my blog 😛
LOL, I still come over at your place, but dont comment. But you never came here and even if you did, you just leave smileys !!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 so, whos better ! 😀 😀
Oh! I read all the posts in reader 🙂 the smileys are a reminder that I still read the blog 🙂
LOL! She should have known you by now 🙂 Maybe you could send your colleagues your blog, so that they can get an idea of how obsessed you are with toilets and bathrooms and such like 😉 Then maybe they will get why you love toilet jokes so much 🙂
I don’t think all women get offended by toilet jokes – see how popular your bathroom tales are on your blog 😉
After that incident, yes, she knows me !!! 😀 😀 😀 They all thought of me as an innocent guy, looks cud deceive na ! 😀 😀 😀
Smithaaa….I never thought it that way !!! If they were offended, they would ve never come back, right ? 😀 😀 😀 Ok, you deserve a treat for opening my eyes !!! 😀 😀 😀
“They all thought of me as an innocent guy, looks cud deceive na !” enna all of them have chronic case of Madras Eye or whataaaa??? 😎
haha…vimmu..u have out done urself..no, no, not in the toilet..how will I know of such matters…!
LOL !!! I liked that !! 😀 😀 😀 😀 So, im not the only one who writes such stuffs !!! 😀 😀 😀
U should come home, Vimmu, u will find a full family who loves to dwell on this subject u specialise in..
I guess, its something to do with mallus then ! 😀 😀 😀
He he he he …
🙂 ….Only you can make this kinda 55er…
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no no…we all can actually ! 😀
Aliya poor chaps and duduties around u can’t able to understand your tender mind 🙂 …..
I know 😦
Im glad there are people like you all to understand my tenderness ! 😀 😀 😀
Vimmulaksha, Why is there a flower next to your name in the replies? Kaatil chembarati poov vecha pole und. 😆
You dont blog these days, na? that star thingy comes only on the authors comment !! But I liked what you said !!! Don chechiyude thamaashakku yaadoru kuravum vannittillaaa !!! 😀 😀 😀
Ninte oru chechi ####%%%$#$%%^$% Poda Kuranga!
I’m throwing a huge party this year welcoming you to 30s club, Ammava!
Am I invited, this is my last year in that bracket!And where are u?dont see u at all Solilo?hope u are fine…
Sindhu bring out a post,mind you a short post, (a photo-post will be even more welcome) about bathrooms and arse-kicking and you’ll have our Soli running and hopping like Phoebe to your page 😆
@ Sols : I still have a year to even enter 30 !!! Dont count me in. ningal kilavanmaar kilavimaar poyaal madi
@ Sindhu : you are inviting yourself ???
@ Deeps : LOL !!! heyyy, what you doing !! Dont drive her away !!! 🙂
Mwahahaha Deeps is right. I told her the same thing.
😀
Sindhu, Of course you are. Dil to bachcha hai ji. 😀
Some people here pretend to be some young guns even when they are 29! Bleddy oldies. 15 is young not 29.
Okay! now see you all in my next janam.
Sols why is that the Flower near Vimmu’s comment reminds me of this? http://www.thehindu.com/thehindu/fr/2005/12/30/images/2005123001380103.jpg
Mwahahaha actually that was the image I had in my mind when I wrote that. Vimmu and that character- #sameguy
Enna oru explanation neenga indha bathroom tales ah continue panrathuku… phew!!!
anyway I loved your colleagues response… Hopeless!!! LOL 😆
hehehe….you understood the truth behind this post Kanagu !!! I appreciate you !! 😀 😀 😀 😀
kanaguuuu….neenga avanga side ille en side aa ????? 😀 😀 😀
nee orikkilum nannavilla machu……………………….
athu sathyam………. sathyam………….. sathyam……..
nannaavan ningalaarum sammadikkillaaa lo !!! 😀 😀 😀
btw, aa sathyam sathyam sathyam paranjappol, kayy vilakkinte mele aayirunno ???? ccho, kai pollaadey sookshikkaney !! 😀 😀 😀
allada patti……………………..ethidae marubadi, nyaan chennaiyil vechu tharam……………… 😛
please dont misunderstand me 😛 😛 😛 😛
Theri vilikkunno ???chennai varumbozhalle ??? that will take another decade ! im safe until then. Btw, enikku ippo chodikkaanum parayaanum aaalkkarundey, pazhayadu maadiri alla !!! 😀 😀 😀 😀
lol… some are funny… but some are really disgusting… and the first face expression itself will be “cheeeee” 😛
ya, any joke that goes beyond a limit is disgusting !!! 😀 😀 😀 no no..first eeee….then cheeeeee…. !!! 😀
LOLLLLL!!!
2 days into the post and you already have 100+ responses..can only imagine how much your toilet jokes are appreciated world-wide 😀 😀
LOL, I guess so !! 😀 😀 😀
Not to mention the fact that 50+ % is appreciated by the Great Bathroom Kumaran himself
toilet story again :d yeah u can officially be the Toilet boy of the washrooms in blogosphere 😛
I wonder how people can talk near toilet. … All I can muster up is Hi … and rush away 😛
I am already ! 😀 😀
Oh wait, I dont stand near the toilet and speak !! I give opportunities to others as well ! 😀 😀
Vimmuuu I don’t believe your toilet jokes are that bad. 😉
In fact I find them hilarious. 😛
😀 😀 😀 😀 god bless you my child ! 😀
I think you got it all wrong. Maybe by saying HOPELESS she must have been referring to her condition after all she was coming from the restroom too na? Like Brat said please give her some grape juice 😛
Prune juice works faster. 😛
Is tht whts in ur glass?
Finally someone agrees with me…err ..other than The Emperor 😀
When did I ever say she was coming from the restroom ??? Its got only 55 words and even that you couldnt read properly or what ? 😀 😀 😀
LOL !!! I liked this !!! I liked her telling HOPELESS !!! 🙂 LOL 😆 😆
Ums u back.. 🙂 🙂
I know ! you all are with some woman whom you havnt met in your life ! 😀
OMG!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
ok let me read the rest of the post below the 55 er
(u actuallly counted the no. of words there )!!
mmmm
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so you still reading ??? 😀 😀 😀
I did, because I knew some of them would challenge me on that and see, I wasnt wrong ! 😀
ahh..hopeless is the right word …:-)
Grrrrr….. 😀 😀 😀 😀
I don’t think there is anything wrong with your love for err.. bathrooms, toilets, garbage bins etc. I even wanted to take a picture just for you in between all the truck pictures I took. 😆 At one point I was all set with the camera when a user walked out and I thought I wasn’t sure what kind of shots Vimmuuu wants… so I pretended to focus on another truck ;p
Another problems is my family doesn’t believe you will love those pictures and they keep stopping me from taking such pictures.
LOL IHM, Im not in love with them. Its just that these stuffs come to me on their own; I dont go searching them !!! 😀 😀 😀
You thought of me while taking your paparazzi snaps??? awwwww…..
i love ’em 😀 😀
I have a collection of my own too … when I was a kid, I used to tell them to my grandfather not knowing I shouldn’t … but he always laughed .. wonder why my mom kept giving me such nasty looks ??
LOL, now thats heights !! I dont have a collection and all !!! 😀 😀 😀 your mom shouldve hit you real hard for keeping these jokes as a collection !!! 😀 😀
and i had(ve) a huge collection of UW and Little Jhonny jokes 😛
and Lill Jhonny too?? 😀 😀 😀 btw, whats UW ????
lol
interesting
Welcome to V-Lokam and thanks for your comment.
Btw, are you a spam ?? 😀 😀
What were you expecting? that she will give you a hug? :O
LOL !!! As if !!!
I wasnt expecting anything, maybe her expectations went wrong with my reply ! 😀 😀 😀
he he,,, its been long since i’ve been on blogs. Now I know what I’ve been missing 😛 Toilet JOKES!!!! More Power to the ToiletMan!
Nahhh…you find toilet jokes only here. But you missed all those posts in the other blogs with their blog marathon thingy !!! 😀 😀
162 comments!!! for a bathroom joke! the world is sure going to ruins! 😛
That was fun. V. Do enter this in my blog hop for The Power of A Smile. When we were in school, one of the ultimate ‘bad’ words was ‘bathroom boochi’ 😛
hahaha.. good one u **hopeless**
🙂 🙂
well personally I dont mind toilet jokes until they are very offensive.