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July 16, 2010

SPIDERMAN – aaah, the very name gives me goose bumps. I have no shame in admitting that I am one of the biggest fans of Spiderman. Anybody who knows me is aware of the fact that, to have a glimpse of Spiderman, I would do just about anything. I would even stare at those shapeless Spiderman balloons that are sold on the roadside. Years ago, when spiderman 2 released, I was in Andhra and I had to watch the telugu version, but I still enjoyed each time spidey spun web on the villains and said ‘Theeskko’ (take that) ! and for Spiderman 3, well, I watched it first day first show in Chennai along with a bunch of school kids !!And when I get a chance to act as Spiderman, do you think I will miss it that easily?

Yeah guys, I am referring to the recent all India ‘Spiderman Hunt’ that I attended here in Chennai. For the uninitiated, Tobey Maguire (the old spidey) and Sam Raimi (the director of all the previous spiderman series) had some kind of creative differences and so the makers had decided to revamp the entire series once again. They conducted auditions internationally to get a new Spiderman and Chennai was the chosen location for the pan India ‘Spiderman Hunt’. They had advertised this about two months ago in all the local cable TV channels and I had sent them my pictures in the Spiderman costume. These are the pictures I sent :

Well, I got selected with those pictures and they called me for the second round of auditions. The only criterion was to take our own Spiderman costume for the audition and I had two of them! The place was flooded with participants and their parents. Even after reaching 45 mins early, I had to stand at the end of the queue. I guess, people camped there in the previous night itself! There were participants from different parts of India; so I wasn’t the biggest fan of Spiderman after all, I thought!! But what I failed to understand was the presence of girls for the audition. No offence meant to my opposite sex, but what on earth were they doing for a SPIDERMAN audition??? How did they even clear the first round? Probably, they sent manipulated pictures for the first audition! Anyway, while letting the participants inside the hall, they prevented the girls from entering and asked them to leave the premises.

There were two judges to screen us and we all sat in groups outside the booth waiting for our turn. I had to wait for almost 12 hours for my turn to come up. I took a deep breath and went inside. The judge enquired on my whereabouts, which I believe was to make me feel comfortable and then asked me to perform my best. This is what I did :

I knew it wasn’t my best, but even then, I waited anxiously for the judges comment. The judge complimented on my smile and said I have to practice some more with the Spiderman postures. The green light lit and I was selected. The judge then asked me to prepare well for the next days auditions and mentioned that the round would also include film celebrities as participants.

Taking the comments from the judges to heart, I decided to use my smile as the trump card for the third round. I prepared really well for the third audition; I can now show different Spiderman hand gestures and also smile, all at the same time!

After reaching the spot, I happened to see a familiar face near the parking lot. I walked towards the person to understand who it was and oh my gawwdd, it was Dev Anand, yesteryear superstar of Bollywood, in his worn out Spiderman costume.

Me : Sir, Dev Sir, what happened? Why you looking so depressed ? Wait, don’t tell me this is part of your practice; Spiderman is never this sad !

Dev : No beta (son), they aren’t letting me in. I am too old for them it seems.

Me : Oh, they shouldve known that before calling you here, right?, or atleast you should’ve had the sense!  So, why dont you go home now?

Dev : What if everyone gets rejected? I still have a chance, right ?

Me : Sigh ! Anyway, better luck next time, sir !

Dev : Grrrr….don’t rub it in, you little *beeeep*

I turned to run, but found Amitabh Bachchan just behind me listening to our conversation. I tried to talk to him, but he seemed very preoccupied. I didn’t want to waste time, and so, went inside the hall. They had a separate cabin for the celebrities to wait; they had to attend auditions along with us though. Once again, we were split into groups and were asked to wait for our turns. I waited anxiously, keeping all the hand movements ready.

One by one, participants started getting inside the booth; some of them came out happy while the rest were in tears. All of a sudden, we started hearing thumping noises from outside. It was getting worse and the things in the hall started shaking vigorously as though we were subjected to a tremor. We all ran outside to see what it was and we found the ever green superstar – Mr. Rajnikanth in a robot outfit :

Rajnikanth (to all of us who came running) : Sorry guys; but a good intro scene, isn’t it ?

Security 1 : No Sir, you cannot go inside the hall like this. You will kill us all; as if your movies aren’t enough!

Rajnikanth : But you have to understand, I had no time. I am coming directly from Shankars ‘Endhiran (Robot)’ shoot and I am stuck in this costume. See, I even got this thing painted, just for the audition. Please let me in, I have no other way !!

Security 2 : Yes sir, you do have a way. (and points to the exit)

Rajnikanth : Do you all firangi (foreign) security guards know who I am and what my power in this country is?

Security 1 : This attitude is not helping at all, sir. Whoever you are, you gotta move out now !

Rajnikanth : Damn you Shankar. I can never get to act as Spiderman again !!

We were asked to gather inside the hall again, but we could still listen to the heated arguments outside! I thought to myself  “Poor Rajnikanth, he was so close; with his usual ‘finger-in-the-air’ movements, he would’ve been a tough contender!!”

They called Amitabh Bachchan next; but he didn’t turn up. They called him a few more times but he was no where to be found. Just then, I was feeling a little tired and so I decided to use the restroom. As soon I got inside, I saw a creature inside and got the shock of my life; yeah yeah, my spider instincts didn’t work! But the creature was capable of giving any super hero a heart attack !

Me : Who are you ? I mean, what are you ?

Amitabh : You ignorant fool, I am Amitabh. Cant you recognize me from this head?

Me : Oh, for the love of god, you scared me Sir. But, why are you in this Paa makeup?

Amitabh : You know what these guys did to Dev Anand, right ? I cant take chances. I had to look young and this was the only way.

Me : But sir, how did you manage to appear short ?

Amitabh : This is camera effect my son!

Me : Err….I didn’t get that. Btw, I thought you were here to accompany your son for the audition and then fight with the judges if he doesn’t get selected. What all would you do to run your family in this old age?

Amitabh : What to do!! Ahishek is yet o learn the basics of acting and is right now meeting winners of some soap contest along with his wife!

Me : Oh, I forgot to tell you. They had called you for the audition like about 10 mins back. Please go soon sir.

Amitabh : Thank you! I shall blog about this good deed of yours, son !

Me : Don’t even think about it. Now run!

After getting freshened, I got back to my seat and had a chat with a few other participants. They asked SRK to come in. SRK got up from his seat and before entering the booth, he flaunted his Tag Heur watch and also managed to give a flying kiss to Karan Johar who had accompanied him.

Tamil actor-politician Vijaykanth was seen practicing his moves outside the hall. He looked really dedicated for the part; I mean his eyes itself had all that it required to be a good Spiderman.

Watching all this made me a little nervous and so even I started getting back to my practice session. Just then, another south superstar, Mohanlal came running inside the hall. He asked the authorities and got seated while still puffing and panting. He turned back and asked if anyone has an extra costume. He said he was on his way for the audition when his fans mobbed him and started abusing him for his recent releases. They even tore his Spiderman costume when they knew that he was going to audition for the role. Being a typical mallu, I volunteered to give him the costume, but told him that I could give it to him only after I am done with my participation. He seemed relieved and in no time went off to sleep in his seat, snoring away to glory! Poor guy, he must have had a tough time with his fans!! I then wondered why only these granddads appeared for the audition; the young actors don’t want to be Spiderman or what ?

Vimmuuu’, they called out. Woah ! This is it ! This is my ticket to fame! I closed my eyes, thought on all my moves and then went inside the audition booth.

Judge 1 : Vimmuuu, isn’t it ?

Me : Yes.

Judge 1 : Ok, show us what you have got ?

Me : Excuse me?

Judge 1 : I mean, perform !

Me : Oh, ok. Here goes :

Judge 2 : Good show. You have got a good smile. But we want you to perform something challenging.

Me : Hmm…Ok, check this out :

Judge 2 : No, this tilting of your head and that smile isn’t working Vimmuuu!

Judge 1 : Something challenging; we want something really challenging. You have got a good smile, but Spiderman is not all about smiles. He needs to do stunts. So, show us what you have…I mean, perform !

Me : Hmmm….Take this :

Judge 1 : You know what Vimmuuu, its nice. You really have a good smile and….

Me (interrupting) : How many times are you going to repeat that ?

Judge 2 : Yeah, but we expected something really challenging from you. So, sorry !!

The red light showed up, with a buzzer !

It took me a little while to sink into the fact that I got rejected. I stepped out of the booth with a blank mind. The word ‘Sorry’ kept echoing in my ear for about 5 mins. I walked towards the main hall and on my way, I came across a few participants jumping with joy while others crying over the phone. Amitabh was seen crying in his Paa makeup while SRK, who got selected, was trying to pacify him. I didn’t feel bad for anyone, my feelings became numb! I had let myself down and all of them who were supporting me.

Mohanlal, I guess, was waiting for me to come out and as soon as he saw me, he came running asking for the costume. I simply stared at him and couldn’t say anything.

Mohanlal : Aliyaaa(dude), you aren’t blinking ! Is everything ok with the costume?

Me : Huh?

Mohanlal : COSTUME !! uduppu (dress), its ok, right?

Me : Haan (and I walked on)

Mohanlal : Don’t go! Don’t go! Give me the costume, please? I am next!

Me (got into a frustrated mode and started shouting at him) : Do you want me to give it to you here, right now? Atleast wait till I get into the restroom and change ! Hmmpphh!

Mohanlal : ok ok, be careful, don’t tear it!

Me : Grrrrr…!

Mohanlal : ok ok, its yours ! Remove it however you want !

After changing, I gave him the costume. In a few mins, he came out of the restroom dressed. Though he looked funny, I wished him good luck and also advised him to tuck his tummy in during the audition.

He went in and I waited outside the booth to get my costume back.

Judge 1 : Mr. Lal, are you sure you are comfortable in that costume? You are looking weird! Is everything alright?

Mohanlal : mmmm…mmm…mmm…..

Judge 2 : hmmm…ok perform, Mr. Lal !

Mohanlal : mmm…mm…mmm….

Judge 1 : Mr. Lal, for Petes’ sake, atleast breathe out. !

Mohanlal : Savaari Giri Giri ** (and releases a whole lot of air)

Me (from outside) : you idiot ! What the hell are you doing to my costume ? Aaaahhhhhhh…..

And I saw the red light glowing again !!!

My trysts with the Spiderman audition ended there. I even lost my favourite Spiderman costume at the end of the day. While returning, I happened to see Dev Anand standing in the same position at the same spot. Some people never quit, I thought !!

The auditions went on for almost three months; SRK got rejected in the Asia Pacific round where he had to compete against Jackie Chan. The makers finally zeroed in on a British actor – Andrew Garfield.

This chap, my friends, is the new Spiderman !!


* loosely based on an audition I attended recently!

** savaari giri giri – a famous punchline from one of mohanlals movies, which actually has no meaning at all.

151 Comments leave one →
  1. July 16, 2010 4:21 pm

    Such a looooong post??

    So many stupid distracting photographs??

    My baby has started kicking me hard after seeing them!!!

    Will come back nd comment if I survive this post!!! 😀 😛

    • July 16, 2010 5:08 pm

      Your baby should kick you otherwise also !! 😀 😀

      distracting photos?? There is no Salman there !! 😀

    • July 16, 2010 5:25 pm

      Smita, you better take precaution before u read this nut’s posts !!! You see, u shld not get shocked by some stupid pics and other such imaginative things !!!! 😉

    • July 16, 2010 9:10 pm

      Smitajii 😀 😀 😀 Hiii… !

      Look wht i found!! 😛

      I saved tht Mohan lal costume just for u.I felt u might be needing it ! :mrgreen: 😀 😀 😀

      *Karate brat runs away with his dear life & books a ticket to Iceland!* 😦

      • July 17, 2010 10:34 am

        ROFL !!! you dont have to run da, she cant catch up with us now even if we walk fast. she is not 1, but two now !! 😀 😀

        • July 17, 2010 11:13 am

          Bratji Thank you so much for your considerate thought!!! Can you do me a favor?? Find the same costume in Ligggt strawberry pink color??? Just remember that the color shouldn’t be too bright and it shouldn’t be too light also! The size looks kind of Ok 😀 After I have delievered am plannning to gift the costume to Vimmuuu because it is apt to fit his paunch 😀 😀 😛

          And Vimmuuu bugger u don’t know me well!!! I can still very easily catch up with Paunch bearing people like you 😀 😛

          • July 17, 2010 11:16 am

   and your color choice !!! He would rather kill himself than search a costume in that color !! 😀 😀 No use, Im trim now; no more a paunch ! 😀 😀 😀

            and yes, I forgot the fact that maradona even with his paunch can run fast; if you know what I mean 😀 😀 😀 😀

            • July 17, 2010 11:25 am

              Bang on!!!! So sometimes your brain does work?? Good to know that 😀

              And nothing doing, u r getting a pink costume from me!!! If your brat doesn’t help me I will find it myself!!! Period!!! 😀 😀 😀

              • July 17, 2010 8:25 pm

                Pink ehh…?:cool:
                Hmm..Why don’t u try getting one from those self proclaimed ‘SAGS’ men of the blogworld!
                Er.. Maybe Hitchy Phantom might be having one in his wardrobe!

                *oops..i think i shouldn’ have said tht..looks like the phantom is gonna feed me to his lions whn he sees this
                Gulp! *

  2. July 16, 2010 4:40 pm

    I hate to say this but this is an awesome post!!!

    Vim : I hate to say this, but thanks a tonne ! 😀

    What creativity man *You thought of this? Can’t believe it* 😯

    Vim : Ok, now should I take that as a compliment or an insult ?? 😀 😀

    The morphing of the pictures is simply awesome *you did it or begged your techie guy to do it for you?* 👿 Specially that of Big B, Vijaykanth & Mohanlal’s last one 😀 😛

    Vim : I have been morphing my snaps since 2006. This is the first time I trying different faces ! 😀

    You know why a foreigner was chosen as Spiderman??? Because India’s best bet didn’t particiapte! Bole to mera Salman Khan 😀 😀 😀 😛

    Vim : ROFL !!! now this is the funniest stuff I have read in ages !!! Salman as Spiderman ??? 😀 😀 😀 😀 I like Salman; but I adore Spiderman. So stop insulting my spiderman ! 😀

    ANd btw!!! What objections do you have with women participating in the auditions? Why can’t a woman be a spiderman??

    – As is Spiderman hides it’s face so what diff wud it make?
    – We lady’s are as is experts in creating magic with web of words so spiderman’s web is our left hand ka job 😀 right hand can be used for multi tasking 😉
    – Imagine a girl in a spiderman costume! Dushman dekh ke hi marr jaayenge no other skills would be needed 😀 😀

    Vim : You dumbo; there is a Spiderwoman !! Girls should audition for that, and not for spiderman !!! Can a girl audition for a men underwear ad ?? Its like that !!! sheeesh !!

    And don’t tell me they really said that to you in auditions!!! seriously???

    Vim : Hmmm….

    • July 16, 2010 5:00 pm

      LOL @ SalmanKhan 😛 😛

    • July 17, 2010 11:15 am

      It is ofcourse an insult 😀 U expected compliments from me??? I guess the whole auditions have affected your non existent brain 😀

      If Kamal Hassan can play Chachi 420 a girl can play Superman!!! Period!!

      • July 17, 2010 11:18 am

        I envy you !! only you can come up with illogical statements like this. He played a chahi 420 in the movie because thats what the movie is about. Spiderman is a character; only a man can play it. Its called Spiderwoman otherwise !

        Sheesh !! I cant believe Im giving explanations to such dumb period statements ! 😀 😀 😀

        • July 17, 2010 11:27 am

          I envy you !! only you can come up with illogical statements like this!!! You are indulging in gender bias!!!! See a woman can very easily hide in a spiderman costume and play spiderman!!

          Calling her a Spider woman is mere grammatical techincality!!!!

          Sheesh !! I cant believe I’m giving a reply to such a dump response of yours 😀 😀 😀

          • July 17, 2010 12:29 pm

            its not grammatical technicality or something, there is a spider woman. and woah, a woman can easily hide inside a spiderman costume?? have you really seen the species – woman ??? 😀 😀 😀 dont make me write more on human anatomy !! 😀 😀

  3. July 16, 2010 4:49 pm

    Second. Wil b bk to read 😉

    • July 16, 2010 4:59 pm

      LOL berry berry phunny 😛 Complimenting urself for ur smile hmmpf!

      • July 16, 2010 5:15 pm

        So this is your being back?? 😀 😀 😀 Anyway, that smile part is a dig on something else that happened during my real audition. Didnt you read the * part ‘loosely based on an audition I attended recently’ ?? 😀 😀

  4. July 16, 2010 5:25 pm

    3rd ???

    • July 16, 2010 5:30 pm

      Awesome creativity !!! WOW !!! Too good !! 🙂

      All those pic graphics – u did them – WOW, Vimmuuu, budhi nalla velai senju irukku !!! 🙂

      LOL @ Dev Anand, Auro, SRK, Vijaykanth, Rajini, Mohanlal – OMG !! Those bursting tummies of Vijaykanth and Mohanlal – 😆 😆

      And what ??? Girls attended spiderman audition ???? Dont be so rude…OK !!!!

      Really, do u have 2 costumes…even if u have, nothing to get surprised…will u lift L and fly off ???? 😉 😉

      Just loved this. How long do u take to prepare a post like this ???? 😉

      • July 16, 2010 5:40 pm

        Thanks Uma. I have been doing this kind of morphing work for quite some time now. Check out my orkut pics if you need to see more 😀

        LOL !!! What I meant was that girls want to participate in all the contests, not even considering the fact that its only for men ! 😀 😀 😀

        life Laxmi?? you kidding me ? I will be an injured Spiderman forever then ! 😀 😀 😀

        Donno; the work on the pictures took about 2 days, thats all !! This is my third anniversary post (I completed three years of blogging as of today) and I wanted it to be special ! 😀

        • July 16, 2010 7:39 pm

          Oh !! Congrats on 3 years of blogging…whether its special or not…its super hilarious…. 😆

  5. July 16, 2010 5:39 pm

    Fantastic fun post 😛
    Loved those ‘vimmuuu-the spiderman’ pictures 🙂

    Enjoyed the funny dialogues there 😉

    You indeed have a charming smile, probably it will fare you a Hollywood role if you tried for a James Bond movie 😉 (only if Lakshmi allows you to audition for that 😉 )

    Hats off to the wonderful imagination and the hard-work that underwent in writing this fantastic post 🙂

    • July 16, 2010 6:03 pm

      James Bond movie ??? She wouldnt let me act in any wood for that matter !!! 😀 😀 😀 Ironically, she has commented just below you and this is her first ever comment in the blog !! 😀 😀

      Thanks a lot CB ! This is my third anniversary post; thats why ! 😀

      • July 17, 2010 9:26 am

        Wow! That’s a super hit third anniversary post 😛 😛
        Blockbuster comedy with the entry of Mrs.Vimmuuu 😀

        Heartiest welcome to the blog scene Laxmi 🙂

        I would have added the welcome note just below your comment but as you can see it’s overflowing and getting slimmer so decided to add it on top here 🙂 🙂

        Get scared vimmuuu, now we have the lady censor board live here to keep an eye on all the mischief you’ve been upto 😉

        I am not calling you a kid cause I too have a ditto spider man fan in my household, who is full of praises for all those awesome pictures of yours even though he hasn’t read your post 😉 😉

        Congratulations on completing three glorious years of blogging 😛 😛

        • July 17, 2010 10:36 am

          Thanks CB.

          I really donno how she came here, I guess orkut tricked me this time, cuz I had updated it over there ! 😦

          I know !!! the only place, other than my restroom, where I had freedom was this space, now thats gone ! boohhoooo !!!!

          Seriously??????? your hubby rt??? 😀 😀 😀 Im sure he is a good and sensible man then ! 😀 pass on my regards to him ! 🙂

  6. Laxmi permalink
    July 16, 2010 5:55 pm

    Great post Hubby……

    I dont have word to say after reading the post….

    The Indian Spiderman VIMMUUU…… thats what you say always…….

    Oops i think that was supposed to be a secret rite…… Sorry dear….. LOL….

    Whoever reads this will understand my situation….. being your wife is the toughest job ever…… Did i marry a kid , who is a fan of Spiderman??????????? LOL

    • July 16, 2010 6:13 pm

      What the @$&*! ??? where did you come from all of a sudden ???? Didnt I tell you not to come to this side?? This is not for people like you !! 😀 😀 😀 Moreover, the other readers here, they are mean and will say bad things about me !!! Dont trust them ! 😀

      yeah right, thanks for letting out the secret ! no more KFC for you !

      Kid ?? me ??? look whos speaking !!!!

      Btw, I tell this to everyone whos commenting here for the first time, welcome to V-Lokam and thanks for dropping your comment !

      • Laxmi permalink
        July 16, 2010 6:23 pm

        lets see what others are gonna say… atleast one or the other will be true rite… Let me see how bad they are gonna be…. “”I trust you”” … hehehehe… do you think so??????????

        By the way I can go to KFC myself now…. i dont want your company…..

        • July 16, 2010 7:20 pm

          You missed a lot of stuffs what they had said ! and I just spoke about you a couple of comments above 😀 😀 😀

          • Laxmi permalink
            July 16, 2010 7:28 pm

            Thats o.k… i have started reading now rite… So lets see how it goes dear……

            • July 16, 2010 8:21 pm

              Awwwww..Isnt it sooo cute to see Spidey & his wifey here…Awwww

              Welcome to V-lokam laxmi chechi! 🙂

            • July 17, 2010 3:30 pm

              Yay!!!!! Welcome Laxmi !!! Great to see you you here, Laxmi! And let us know if Vimmuuu troubles you OK?

    • July 16, 2010 7:37 pm

      Lakshmi, WOW, I like to see you here…finally, over at the blog. Great !!!

      Thrash him all that u can…we are all there to support you !!! He is hiding you from us !!! 😉 😉

      LOL @ Did I marry a kid, who is a spiderman fan !!!! 😆 😆

      • Laxmi permalink
        July 16, 2010 8:23 pm

        i know i wanted to come long time back, was just waiting for a chance… LOL…

        anyways from now i will be visiting his blog everytime….. hehehehehehe….

        Dont worry he wont hide me anywhere from now…. even i am not so good in this blogging thing ….

        And abt the Kid thing… even now if he find Spiderman Movie in the TV , he will leave everything and starts watching it…. He even searches for spiderman’s bedsheets…. pillows and all…. so what to do u guys think?????? he is a kid rite????????

        • July 19, 2010 10:02 pm

          hey laxmi…
          🙂 goood to see u here… o, vimmuuu is such a kid… lets meet, we’ll tell u some stories abt this Spidey ;o)

          Vimmuuuu- enga irukka man???? ;O)

        • July 24, 2010 10:02 pm

          Welcome to blogosphere Laxmi….yes as Uma has said thrash this Indian spiderman Vimmuu all you want have our full support!! 😀 😀

      • July 17, 2010 7:54 am

        “Thrash him all that u can…we are all there to support you !!!” YES!!!!!

    • July 16, 2010 7:37 pm

      Whoopsy! Who have we here, reading this space!

      Lady, please be very very careful to protect yourself from all that happens here! 🙂

      • July 17, 2010 10:39 am

        You guys are traitors…I have been knowing you guys before I even met laxmi and you all are supporting her …tch tch tch…Im upset 😀 😀 😀 …oh wait.. 😦 😦 😦

        • July 18, 2010 12:25 am

          Laxmi!!!!!! yayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!! 😀 😀 😀 you have our undivided support!!
          we were missing your presence all along!!!

    • Vinayan permalink
      July 17, 2010 12:17 pm

      Hi Laxmi…
      glad to know u r still alive after all these months with the spiderman-cum-toilet maniac….
      now that she is here…let the ‘Vimmuuu – bashing” begin…mmmuhahahahahahhahaaaaa!

      • July 17, 2010 12:30 pm

        eda eda eda…neeyum ippo ivarude koode koodi alle ??? enikku idu venamedaa !! 😀 😀

  7. Sujith permalink
    July 16, 2010 6:34 pm

    I liked the morph work…. As usual havent read through, Ive run out of patience 🙂
    You have managed to find the right heads and it’s pretty neat work….

    • Laxmi permalink
      July 16, 2010 6:54 pm

      Sujith please dont say the work is good as he will take it in his mind and will do more…. he took 2 days to finish this and i had to suffer…. LOL…

      God know when he is gonna do the same to your pics… so better beware….. Not only you…. everybody Beware of my husband VIMMUUU…… He is a morphing expert…. LoL

      • Sujith permalink
        July 18, 2010 2:41 pm

        Lax, Im pretty sure he won’t do that… Lavan innale alle Photoshop kandu thudangiyathu… Buhahaha… Njan aara… mothalu! Ini engnaanum avan ente photo eduthu minukkan nokkiyal, avante sigh-derman njan sigh-dermOn aakkum!

    • July 16, 2010 7:22 pm

      @ sujith : kashtam-e-da !!! you dont have time and patience for one post of mine, huh? hmmm….I knew I shouldve written about girls to get you to read my posts !! 😀 😀 Thanks da !! and dont listen to laxmi, your snaps arent morph worthy, so dont worry ! 😀 😀 😀

      • Sujith permalink
        July 18, 2010 2:51 pm

        Porada, I raised my bar again… now neither write ups nor even pics of gals can get me tracted to ur content… Now cant make it any more explicit and that too in this public domain 😀

        On the morph-worthiness, refer to my answer to your pharya 😛

  8. July 16, 2010 7:18 pm

    You didn’t win? I am not at all surprised … 😆 err I mean that’s really sad. 😦 😦 😦 😐 This other fellow is nowhere half as good as you.

    There was a madness contest by Blogadda, and you missed it!! This one was a hundred percent winner post. What I mean is were you expecting to compete and beat SRK? What could possibly be madder than that 😈 😈 😈 😈 Heh 😆

    • July 16, 2010 7:25 pm

      LOL IHM, when you are on a roll, you really are !!! 😀 😀 😀

      I know; how could he get selected, na ? 😀 😀 😀

      I did see the contest by Blogadda, they wanted atleast five madness’ na? 😀 😀 😀 All I write is madness, its tough searching the best five ! 😀 😀 😀

      Oh, Cmon, look at that pic by SRK, how can he win ??? I think he bribed the judges with his expensive watch !!! 😀 😀 😀

      btw, did anyone ever tell you that you are mean ??? 😀 😀 😀 😀

      • July 17, 2010 8:01 am

        Vimmuuu nobody has ever told me I am mean because I am not 😆 😆

        And the contest required only one post – Indiblogger asks for 5 posts, Blogadda only one. And since you have not 1, not 5 but fifty such posts – you just needed to ask your readers to recommend the maddest five 🙂

        About SRK as spiderman… I respect the the judges decision, they chose him over you now you are going to hold a grudge against the poor guy forever! 🙄

        • July 17, 2010 10:42 am

          Ok, then lemme be the first person …. IHM is mean ! 😀 😀 😀

          I mean, blogadda asked to write moments of madness , right? I mean list down your crazy incidents….well, this is not an incident na? the whole thing is one nonsense, right? will it qualify still??? 😀 😀 But Im hoping they see this post for giving it some more publicity. now who doesnt want that ! 😀 😀 😀

          SRK is a bad spiderman….imagine him calling out his villains with his usual stammering tone……ey ey ey ey ….g g g g green g g goblin….. 😀 😀 😀

  9. July 16, 2010 7:31 pm

    ROFL 😆 😆 Most hilarious post I have read in recent time 🙂 🙂 Absolutely funny… and your editing abilities are great…. only if I have 10% of it, I would have morphed myself successfully into Batman costume… SIGH…

    the part of urs and Mohanlal is simply superb… also Rajini and Vijayakanth in spiderman costumes giving me goosebumps 😛 😛

    great work 😀 😀

    And congrats on the 3rd anniversay of your blog… 🙂 great way to celebrate 🙂

    • July 17, 2010 10:45 am

      Thanks Kanagu ! Only your jaw could be morphed in Batmans costume, is that ok? 😀 😀 Then lemme see, if i can work that for you ! 😀 😀

      those gave you goose bumps? I am scared when their fans will come and hit me to death; especially vijaykanths !! 😀 😀 😀

      Thanks again bro ! 😀

  10. July 16, 2010 7:33 pm

    OMG, This seems to be some soul searching!!!!

    Ok, you know from deep within there cannot be a better super hero than Superman! Admit it! No web jumping, eight legged thing can come any close! 🙂

    Oh, and if you aren’t pissed already after reading what I wrote, sample this;

    Spiderman (terribly horribly jealous of Superman) wrote on the wall – Supermans a wimp! Superman responded “Spiderman is Peter Parker” 🙂 🙂 🙂

    Not fuming yet? Ok, here’s the piece – What is that twink (the new recruit with a cat’s name) of a kid gonna do as Spiderman, get slammed up walls and alleys????? 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

    I guess I’ve made you mad enough! 🙂

    But hey, that’s what it is when it’s kids fighting, isn’t it? 🙂 🙂

    And before I go;

    “Judge 1 : Vimmuuu, isn’t it ?
    Me : Yes.
    Judge 1 : Ok, show us what you have got ?
    Me : Excuse me?
    Judge 1 : I mean, perform !
    Me : Oh, ok. Here goes :”

    OMG, OMG, OMHG!!!!!!! What pun!!!!! 🙂 Moving beyond loos and all, eh? 🙂

    • July 17, 2010 10:49 am

      Aaaahhhhh….a DC comic fan, huh??? Hmmppphhh !!!

      Well, nothing is as disgusting as wearing your underwear on top of your costume !!! Pervert sick b%^%$d he is, your superman !! 😀 😀 😀

      Superman isnt a human first of all and he is nothing without Krypton; the whole thing is illogical, he doesnt have a mask, how hard is it for people to recognise him !!! 😀 😀 😀

      I agree about the kid, but the whole spiderman series is getting revamp…and the first part is about his school life….so as this guy grows up, you get to see different phases in Spidermans life……but whatever happened to the Superman series ??? they revamped and there were no takers…HAHAHAHAHA….and there are no announcements of future superman movies also… HAHAHAHAHA….

      lets face it, the public needs spiderman, not a pervert man !! 😀 😀

      • July 17, 2010 10:12 pm

        Ok, I’m responding to this step by step! Sit back and please don’t cry! 🙂 🙂 🙂

        Vim : lets see whos going to cry after reading my arguments ! 😀 😀

        1. Probably the last explanation of why your super hero is a duffer – Why is Spiderman the most stupid superhero of them all? Because he wears his underwear over his head! 🙂 🙂 🙂 That’s as I said the very last and least of explanations! 🙂 🙂 🙂

        Vim : This is just a lame joke. I was expecting some real good arguments here. Pass ! Next argument please !

        2. Superman isn’t human at all……..that’s the whole point – he’s Superman! His origins are from Krypton, but that’s not stopped him from saving the world! 🙂 He doesn’t need a mask! True Superheros don’t need one! I can’t say the same about a certain webby geeky thing 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

        Vim : Thats exactly what I said ! He is an ALIEN !!! He doesnt belong here in Earth !!! Ask him to stay in a closed room for 10 days and he is just plain zero; He cant survive without his Kryponite. Spiderman has unlimited web powers and survive in any drastic condition. Agreed Superman has soooo many powers, and his powers keep increasing every seasonal edition of Superman comics 😀 😀 😀 If you check out his arch rival Lex, he is very much a human and if he could kill Superman in one of the episodes, its a piece of cake for my spidey to finish him !!! and you are wrong again on the mask;every super hero needs a mask. Name any super hero and they will have a mask, even Zorro ! 😀 😀 and also look at Iron Man, the whole world knows who he is, yet he has a mask. admit it, Superman is so broke that he cant even afford a mask for himself ! 😀 😀 😀

        3. Superman is the only super hero who is a super hero from within. While all the others (your funny idol included) needs to wear a costume to attain a super status, the true hero (Superman) needs to do nothing but shed his human wear to become Godly! 🙂 🙂 🙂

        Vim : Same argument on masks and costumes !! Superman is a boring superhero always sulking and moppy about being alone in the world. He is always into self pitying and is a serious character. Spidey is witty, smart and such a coool character (quite unlike what Tobey portrayed, but then blame the writers of the movie).

        4. Spiderman, as you said, surely had to go through a series! Perhaps, that’s what’s called growing up 🙂 Now we don’t see that happening to the real guys like Superman, do we? 🙂 🙂 🙂

        Vim : Spiderman was in school when he got his powers. so obviously, there will be growing up shown in the series. He is more human, he is like us, he has pain, he bleeds when cut, he gets tired. Superman is an ALIEN. wait, in that case, Jadoo of Koil Mil Gaya is more powerful than Superman !!! and even jadoo is powerless without the sun, just like how superman is nothing without his source of kryptonite ! 😀 😀 Just imagine, Spidey getting the kryptonite then; he would be as invincible as superman. Superman escapes from his responsibilities and every now and then goes into hibernation; now which superhero would shun away from their responsibilities ! Spidey never takes a break 😀

        5. Finally, web spinning freaks with a twinky smile can at best attract the sympathies of some girl! Now, that’s not enough when it comes to saving the world, is it? 🙂 Ask yourself, go on! 🙂

        Vim : peter parker gets girls even without his mask; gwen stacy and mary jane. clark kent has no gfs, he is such a bohoring guy; Lois loves superman and not Clark. How sick is that !!! oh please, the smile cant be visible from his mask; he attracts girls because of his charisma and wit ! Superman is boring !

        Oh boy, I just love this I’m-in-class-4 feel!

        Vim : and Im in 2nd ! 😀

        • July 18, 2010 4:29 pm

          Vimmuuu, I haven’t see such a load of crap said in defence! It appears that you are so desperate to prove that your soggy freaky webby thing is a superhuman! But you know very well that ain’t true and I suspect that the realization is eating you from the inside! 🙂 🙂 🙂 which undoubtedly is very very sad!

          Maybe you can after all profess your allegiance to Superman and switch sides and I’ll be glad to offer you some sanctuary, much needed which is! 🙂 🙂

          Actually, there isn’t any point rambling about this knowing fully well that the best and the most respected, and able superhuman is Superman indeed……… your funny webby spidey thingie cannot come any close to being a recognized being, let alone a superhuman!

          Quit playing games with yourself my good friend and come to realize the fact that Superman, was, is and will be the best of all creations! I know this means a great deal of sadness and desperation to you, but you could make amends by aligning with the right side after all – the good side, the capable side and the worthy side, most importantly!

          You could call Superman all sorts of names, but the truth will be that he is a superhuman far far away from the kinds of things that spiderman and co are!

          I mean, I just can’t understand how this happened to you dude! Wake up! Realize! Know! And correct! There still is a lot of chance for all of that to happen, provided you recognize and understand all that I’ve said! 🙂 🙂 🙂

    • July 17, 2010 7:48 pm

      @ V Rakesh

      Dude chk out these jokes on super heroes & Stuuuuupider man

      Why is Superman stupid?
      Because he wears his underwear over his pants.

      Why is Batman more stupid?
      Because he wears his underwear over his pants and puts on a belt over his underwear.

      Why is Robin even more stupid?
      Because he followed what batman did.

      Why is Wonder Woman stupid?
      Because she wears a belt on her head.

      Why is Spiderman the most stupid superhero of them all?
      Because he wears his underwear over his head.

      • July 17, 2010 10:02 pm

        Doooood! Thanks so much! You are a God send! Lets hope someone here understands what a big mistake he’s made ‘stringing’ along with that webby redblue freak 🙂

      • July 18, 2010 8:38 am

        Yeah, you guys can only make jokes on spiderman ! that too boring ones like superman himself ! 😀

        • July 18, 2010 10:21 pm

          Now u r just being racist towards aliens!He may be an alien but he was raised as a human by good loving parents!He is as human as u Vimmuuu,just tht he is much more cooler thn the rest of us! 😎

          Even if u put him in a closed room,he can see thru walls man!Even ur bathroom is not safe with him around! hehehhee :mrgreen:

          He cant survive without kryptonite???? 😯
          Get ur facts right bro!
          Kryptonite is the name of the radioactive material/meteorite tht was flung back to earth along with his spaceship whn his home planet Krpypton got destroyed!
          Infact Kryptonite is actually his weakness.Just like how humans are vulnerbale to radioactive substances!
          And superman also gets his energy from our Yellow sun!

          Spiderman cant stand a chance with superman.Arey all superman has to do is, open his eyes & SPIDEY will go Poof!
          Hahaha!Keep dreaming web head! 👿

          Unlimited web powers eh? Yeah right!All he does is make our cities dirty with all his gooey webs all over the place!He should actually be fined by the municipality for messing up the whole city!

          Abt the mask thingy,he doesnt need a mask!Well..No masks means,he can get to kiss anyone freely without any hussle! 😉 Morever he doesnt need to hang upside in the rain just to get a kiss 😉
          His costume was actually made by his earth mom.He wears it coz he loves his mom & didnt want to break her heart!
          😛 😛 😛 😛

          Iron man wears a mask to protect himself!Superman doesnt need protection!
          Also think abt the practicality of spideys mask..its soo stupid!
          First of all he wont be able to breathe properly and his spidey glasses will get clouded with his warm stinky spidey breath thereby affecting his ability to see properly through the glasses especially during cold weather conditions!
          How does he even fight during a rainy day? Oh i cant imagine tht! hahaha
          Stupid spidey!!
          Stupider man!!


          SUPERMAN HAD 2 girl friends! Lois & Lana, his childhood sweetheart!Even Wonderwoman had a crush on him!

          And Im in KG! 😛

          • July 19, 2010 9:51 pm

            OK, I just grew up all of a sudden and I find these arguments very silly.

            The whole world knows whos better and thats Spidey !

            and you kids, the bell just rang. Put your books inside the bag, take your water bottle and get out of the classroom. The bus is about to leave ! 😀

  11. July 16, 2010 9:41 pm

    Awwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeessssssommmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee post Vimmu. I was just moping around, about the lack of humour in posts these days, and there! Your post landed with a bang!!! Super duper post. One of your very best.
    1- Watching Spiderman in Telugu? Man, you must have been desparate 🙂 Listening to ‘theesko’ was hilarious btw 🙂
    2- You look dashing in that spidey outfit!! Better make that your regular office-wear in future.. you’ll have hordes of girls and guys vying for your attention 😉
    3- The new spidey is a kid!! But yeah, he is cute 😉
    anyway, this is one of your best est posts ever and I am going to share this on FB 🙂

    • July 17, 2010 10:53 am

      LOL, thanks Pal ! Im glad you all are liking it; I was so nervous you see ! 😀

      1. of course, I was ! I still am ! 😀 😀
      2. Whats the use ! Im no longer single !! 😦 but anyway, thanks for the idea ! 😀
      3. ya, thats because they are shooting right from spidermans school days, before he got bit, that is !

      Thanks again Pal for sharing it in FB. I guess, its time I opened a FB account ! 😀

  12. July 16, 2010 9:44 pm

    Oh yeah, that Mohanlal scene was hilarious too!!! Brrrr… could almost visualise it and start running miles…

    • July 17, 2010 10:54 am

      😀 😀 😀 :D….I just hope his fans doesnt see this. Oh wait, OG is one of his biggest fan I heard ! Oh no !!!

  13. July 16, 2010 9:57 pm


    Oh! that was brilliant!! hahahahahahahahahaha

    • July 17, 2010 10:55 am

      Thanks Pixie…and hahahahahhahahahahah to you too ! 😀

  14. July 16, 2010 11:04 pm

    😀 😀 😀 😀 awesomely funny post 🙂 and the photos are too good!
    By the length of the post I thought u are also part of some Knight Rider etc etc team of Cafe GingerChai. 😉

    • July 17, 2010 10:56 am

      LOL !!! I liked that pun ! I wont write for contests; I mean, I dont think I can! 🙂

      Thanks Reema ! 🙂

  15. Ur Fan permalink
    July 17, 2010 1:32 am

    It’s a very good post Dude, you got a very good sense of humor…… :), I am ur big fan, Iam new to reading blogs. I came to know about ur blog through some good fellow posted ur Post ‘Leaked story of Raavan’ link in the comments section, From then I have read all the posts of ur’s from last three years in 2 weeks. I think no body ever did it in your blog. Have loads of fun and keep going…………

    • July 17, 2010 10:59 am

      HUH ? seriously??? or is this someone playing a prank ???? Rakesh….karate brat…where are you ???? Is this your contribution ?? 😀 😀 😀

      Well, if you are for real, thanks for dropping by. and those posts which you saw in RGVs blog is not by me. Thats by my best buddy and bro Rakesh ! It would ve been great if you couldve commented over there !

      Hmmm…thats a nice name you have – Ur Fan ??? 😀 😀

      • July 17, 2010 11:30 am

        lol!!! Ghor Kalyug!!! Even vimmuuu is having fans these days!!!

      • July 17, 2010 7:39 pm

        Dude!! Wht if tht person is RGV himself???????????????????
        😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯

        • July 18, 2010 8:14 am

          eda vrithikettavaney, idu ninte pani thanne alle ??? 😀 😀

      • Ur Fan permalink
        July 19, 2010 8:29 pm

        Hey Vimmmmuuu sorry I know ur very serious about ur name spelling, Hi Vimmuuu ( double M and triple U ) Its not a prank, I am seriously new to this blogs and this is not ur blogmates contribution and Iam hundred percent not Ram gopal verma bcoz RGV never comments with out confusion. I will be commenting on all your posts now onwards…..
        I have read ur debate about Spiderman VS Superman
        Spiderman Zindabad
        Spiderman Zindabad
        Spiderman Zindabad
        Spiderman Zindabad
        East or West Spiderman is the best
        East or West Spiderman is the best
        East or West Spiderman is the best

        • July 19, 2010 9:10 pm

          ‘Ur Fan’
          i have 2 questions for you..
          If u r a Girl..

          How u doin? 😎

          & r u single?


          • July 19, 2010 9:25 pm

            @ Rakesh : His name is Ashwin Kumar and he is not a girl ! 😀 😀 😀

            @ Ashwin : Btw thanks buddy for the support !!!

            East or West or North or South, Spidey is the best ! 😀 😀 😀

            • July 20, 2010 4:36 am

              Oh so you found out your Mystery Fan/Man’s name? Too bad, we could have done with a little more suspense 🙂

            • September 7, 2010 1:58 pm

              ROFL@ Smita’s and Karatebrat’s comments 😀

  16. July 17, 2010 1:50 am

    he he… this was so awesome… till the first round, I really thought it happened… No seriously, was actually wondering that how weird can you actually be in real life as well 😛

    Then as soon as I saw Dev Anand, I got the gist. Dude, you’re really crazy, you know that right?

    And Laxmi has choosen the best moment to show up on this blog. After this post, she’ll have all the sympathy 😆

    Though I think she’s not regretting this one bit. I think, she’s actually enjoying the insanity, I guess Yash chopra was right – Jodis are infact made in heaven 🙂

    I now hope that guy – Edward Cullen quits the Twilight series and there’s another hunt for the vampire as well :))

    • July 17, 2010 11:03 am

      Whaaaaaattt??? you seriously thought it was real??? All india Spiderman audition???? in chennai??? and which were advertised in local cable tv channels??? 😀 😀 😀 😀 Dude, you seriously need a vacation now 😛

      LOL, we all are Rakesh, we all are crazy !! thats why we blog !! 😀

      I know ! why did she have to show up now I donno ! too much of pressure on me from now on; if you know what I mean ! 😀 😀

      Btw, I hate Yash Chopra; and with all the arguments we have, this jodi was made in hell I suppose ! 😀 😀 😀

      Oh ya, but I wouldnt audition for that; I dont have a vampire costume ! 😀 wanna try 😉

  17. July 17, 2010 9:16 am

    I’ve declared you the ultimate humourist (after PG Wodehouse, that is!) 😀
    Awesome post, Vimmuuu !!!!!!!!!!!!!! And when i write LOL here, i really mean it! 😀

    The morphing is brilliant! I think YOU should become a copywriter 😀

    Loved the Dev Anand morphing the most! TOTALLY unexpected 😉 Loose pants and all….hahahahahahahahaha

    Congrats on the 3rd anniversary of V-lokam! 🙂

    • July 17, 2010 11:06 am

      Geeeee, thanks ! Im honored ! 🙂

      I did write a lot of stuffs copying in my exams, but I guess I was bad at it then ! 😀 (Btw, havnt I said the same thing somewhere before, was it in your blog? 😀 😀 😀 )

      Oh, the dev anand pic was selected by Rakesh, that Karate Brat guy ! 😀 Wait, I am planning another post on why I put this up; you will know more then ! 😀

      Thanks a lot Priya ! 😀

  18. Vinayan permalink
    July 17, 2010 10:40 am

    Now this was an excellent post….read it in office was controlling myself from bursting out in laughter…esp the pics on vijaykanth and mohanlal…ayyoooooo…for once i agree on ur view about mohanlal….
    and Andrew garfield looks a lot better than toby maguire….i never liked toby maguire…he was too boring with his expressions…there was never an intensity in his scenes….
    so did u show them wat u got??? i mean the sessions with the “ccmooonnnnnnnn!!!” muscles would have helped u get the part and made you ‘fit to kill’ heheheh…u still couldnt avoid a toilet scene…this time with the Big B….
    u shud’ve brought in mammooty and vijay too…

    • July 17, 2010 11:12 am

      Oh, that was quick man 😉

      when i wrote savaari giri giri, you were the one who came in my mind ! 😀 😀 😀

      I donno if he looks better, but somehow Tobey has registered in our mind as the spiderman ! tobey was innocent looking, but again, spiderman was witty and very much lively than what Tobey portrayed; maybe its the writers fault ! anyway, lets see how the new guy will capture our hearts ! 😀 😀 😀

      da da da, sshhhh…this is a family site !! 😀 😀 dont let all those secrets out !

      guess what, I wrote toilet first and I knew something of this would come up, so mentioned it as restroom…I mean, the door in the big b looked like a restroom door, so….

      its already long I felt, wanted to include a few other stars too ! 😀

  19. July 17, 2010 12:05 pm

    Errrr I have a feeling that you have morphed MohanLal’s face on your body. Out with the truth now!
    And is that Laxmi’s comment there. Lolol! Really cute. 🙂
    And which singing audition did you attend? what happened ? Did you get selected?

    • July 17, 2010 12:33 pm

      not only mohanlals, but vijaykanths also !

      I write things to keep others happy, and the above line is one of them ! 😀 😀 so, you are happy rt? 😀 😀 😀

      cute??? you call that cute??? she is out to destroy me here !

      and on that audition, smita knows ! ask her; she should tell you ! 😀 😀

  20. July 17, 2010 3:10 pm

    Oh No! I almost believed you auditioned in the first part-till you got to Dev Anand! Lol! Hilarious! OK I will now ask you very bluntly_what did u actually audition for? Singing contest I hope!!! Tell nah!

    • July 18, 2010 8:06 am

      Ya, it was a singing contest ! but I just believe that you thought I actually went for a spiderman audition !!! 😀 😀 😀

  21. July 17, 2010 6:00 pm

    ROFL ROFL… what crazy photos 😀
    totally enjoyed the post 😀
    the new spiderman is actually better looking than the old one 😀

    • July 18, 2010 8:08 am

      😀 😀

      better looking, but lets see if he could create the same craze ! 😀

  22. ReetaPrasanth permalink
    July 17, 2010 6:48 pm

    OMG!!! U will never go wrong wid such write ups..It was simply superb…Esp the vijaykanth pic is so funny, u missed out on Vijay who wud also hv loved to play larger than life image…..Dev Anand, Amitabh, Rajni, Vijaykanth and poor lal etan u made him a Havaa ka jhonkaa….hehehe…How abt our sallu miyaa also cud hv cm fr audition…

    Keep up ur good work!

    • July 18, 2010 8:10 am

      Welcome back Reeta !!! Its beeen ages now ! I know you came in here through orkut as well ! 😀 😀

      I had vijay in mind when doing this; but didnt want to increase the length of the post. Salman, naahhh, he is best for playing johnny bravo and not a superhero ! 😀 😀

  23. July 17, 2010 9:09 pm

    A) what auditions DID you attend?
    B) The pictures man… they’re toooo LMAO! 😆

    • July 18, 2010 8:11 am

      a) it was a singing contest for a tv channel
      b) 😀 😀 😀
      c) did you even read the post ? 😀 😀 😀

  24. July 18, 2010 12:28 am

    Thats quite some work that has gone into editing those pictures and making them useable!!! 😀 😀 😀 credit for all ur hard work!

    I burst out laughing seeing the mohanlal and savari giri giri bit… u were saving the best for the last!!!! 😆

    i’ll be back …let me think of some more wise cracks to tell you!! 😛

    • July 18, 2010 8:13 am

      Thanks Ashwathy !

      actually, yes ! 😀 I hope the mohanlal fans association doesnt see this ! 😀

  25. July 18, 2010 9:51 am

    Kickass post !!! I read it yesterday, added my comment & it wasn’t published 😦 Superb..One of your best posts I must say. In true vimmuuu style humour 😀 What a post Laxmi chose to make her grand entry. Anyway, even in Hollywood, Kirsten Dunst got more publicity than Mr. Maguire so you have to live with the continuing trend here as well 😉

    Btw, pls don’t tell me you actually do hunt for spiderman bedsheets etc?? ;-0 are you sure you aren’t just as ols as your blog i.e. 3??? 🙂

    • July 18, 2010 10:11 am

      Ok Ok, added your comment, huh? I forgive you; its ok !! happens ! 😀 😀

      LOL !!! I have no issues in giving away whatever publicity left; Im now scared that she is here. My life will be a disaster when I write anything against marriages ! 😀 😀 😀

      LOL, yes I do search for such stuffs ! 😀 😀

      not 3 exactly, a lill more than that though ! 😛

  26. Prakash Pattabhiraman permalink
    July 18, 2010 11:22 am

    Nice Post!!! Congrats for 3rd Anniversary blogging. Superb!!!

    This post is 1000 times better than Vijay’s 50th movie Sura. (it is my trend comparing all the junkies with Sura). Hahah..

    Like Devanand don’t loose your confidence, but if you want something thumb rule is you must loose something. If you don’t get Superman try SuperWomen LOL!!!

  27. July 18, 2010 2:27 pm

    ente p.p., after reading the whole ramayanam, you still wrote superman instead of spiderman !! 😀 😀 😀 😀

    Thanks for comparing the post to any of Vijays movies and insulting me even more 😀 😀 😀 😀

    Also thanks for the advice. glad to see that atleast you understood why I put that line and mentioned that in the comments ! 😀

    • Prakash Pattabhiraman permalink
      July 18, 2010 3:02 pm

      Shhhhhh***********ttt!!!! This mistake happened after reading Rakesh, Karate Brat Comments.

      • July 18, 2010 9:55 pm

        So far i was successful in confusing one soul! Muhahahahaha! 👿

      • July 19, 2010 9:26 pm

        P.P. – You should never read comments of those kids !!! 😀 😀 😀

        Btw, P.P stands for Peter Parker too ! 😀 😀

  28. July 18, 2010 7:47 pm

    Too Many Rakesh’s here now… And I thought, Rakesh was an uncommon name 😛 If this goes on, we’ll all be confused for each other and this will become like a Priyadarshan movie…

    • July 18, 2010 9:54 pm

      Have u ever considered adopting a new pseudo name? ❓
      Wait i have one for ya..
      Dude try this one….R3D?
      Rakesh with the 3D glasses? :mrgreen:
      R3D..and maybe u can interchange the 3 for an E and make it look like RED!
      Now isnt tht cool or wht?

      • July 19, 2010 2:06 pm

        yeah, R.E.D. 😀

        But that means I can’t change my profile pic. I actually keep changing it often! I need a more pervasive name, something don-like, such as
        Papu langda or those types… no?

  29. July 19, 2010 3:24 pm

    Auditions for a new Spidey?! nah! Cmon else I woulda knwn:)

    So is this some fictitious auditions u speak abt?

    And u DO love urself for sure:) Good!:)

    Happy post this was:)

    • July 19, 2010 9:29 pm

      LOL !!! you are a fan too ??? 😀 😀 😀

      its based on an singing audition I went to ! Im planning to publish on that next ! 😀

      yeah yeah, call me a narcissist; its not going to be the first time though 😉

      Glad to have made you happy with this 🙂

  30. July 19, 2010 9:10 pm

    2wice!! i lost my comment!
    laxmiii – im super glad to see u here. there are LOADS to tell…as starters plss dnt miss one word of thru all his posts pls…and old ones too those ‘anti-women’ stuffs 😛
    u hve morphed ur snap in a ‘too-handsome’ manner..and dne injustice to rest of the “stars” esp poor shahrukh! am i glad that u dnt get hold of hrithiks pics! I would have come there and KILLED u! btw mohanlal is my uncles frnd..i have a mind to show ths to him 😉
    HATE to ADMIT, but LOVE to READ ur crazy imaginations. they r kind of stress busters for me these days…so keep em coming 🙂

    • July 19, 2010 9:34 pm

      Twice you lost your comment??? with this kind of comment, you dont have to think twice why it gets deleted on its own !! 😀 😀

      Dont give her ideas !! I will get you a chocolate if you kindly SHUT UP ! 😀 😀 😀

      I cant do hrithiks foto, na? He isnt eligible for the audition of Spiderman !! Where will he fit his extra thumb in the spiderman costume ? 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

      LOL, if mohanlal takes things in the right spirit, I would be more than happy if you could show this to him ! 😀 😀 😀

      Thanks for the last words Verbi; actually means a lot !!! 😀 😀

      • July 23, 2010 2:13 pm

        ” Where will he fit his extra thumb in the spiderman costume “!!!!@#@#$#%#%^
        how on earth do u cme up with such things? or did brahma create you with a twisted mind? thn nd there?

  31. July 20, 2010 11:43 am

    Such a creative post Vimmuu 🙂 And loved the photographs that you have put.. the last one was too much to handle.. big big tummy of Mohanlal had me cracking.. ROTFL.. I like spiderman too but I like Batman the most, liked him the most even before his movies came.. btw you look really good in Spiderman costume 🙂 you shud definitely audition for it…

    • July 20, 2010 9:04 pm

      Thanks Avada; I already received a few threatening emails for that mohanlal pic; the description over there added fuel to the fire ! 😀 😀 😀

      I like Batman too, but my only concern is that he saves people only in the night; as if nothing happens during the day ! 😀 😀

      Oh, is it so? I shall surely send my pics to the makers; what if they see my pics and change their decision ??? 😀 😀 😀 😀

  32. July 20, 2010 6:15 pm

    hahahaa…it is really a hilarious post..liked the way you narrated the incidents..BTW, which audition you attended recently?

    • July 20, 2010 9:05 pm

      Thanks Shree. It was an audition for a song based reality show 😀

  33. July 21, 2010 11:24 am

    whatte wonderfool post I say. Mohanlal is the bestesht. I am in awe looking at spidey mohanlal picture. Captivating!

    and seriously? spiderman bedsheets? I knew you were a cartoon but this makes you the king of cartoons 😀

    • July 22, 2010 9:09 pm

      You are in awe looking at mohanlal??? LOL !!! Hope thats a joke,or else it would confirm what I had been having in my mind about your mental stability !!! 😀 😀 😀

      Oyyy, whats wrong with spiderman bedsheets?? its better than those silly no meaning lines and idiotic flowers !!! 😀 😀 😀

  34. July 21, 2010 6:32 pm

    Dai….. What patience… Pheeww… I wish i had half of that…

    And this Garfield guy , hmm not happening

    • July 22, 2010 9:10 pm

      LOL !!! I have nothing else to do Oxxyy boyyy ! 😀 😀 😀

      I guess he will pass off as the real spiderman; witty and smart ! 🙂

  35. Selva Ganesh permalink
    July 22, 2010 4:43 pm

    Vimal, I know you have a great fan followers for your fabulous writing/creative skills. But how are you going to materialise/maneuver this, may I suggest you to hone this skill and position you in a platform that you could excel in…you know I used to recite to you daily this but u never heard this before…don’t you think this is a time that you have to react and move faster in the field that you are comfortable with…I don’t bother if you write back nasty about me on this…but I care for you dude end of the day 🙂 forgive me for making it public but yes I mean it…

    • July 22, 2010 9:15 pm

      Daiiii, how did you come over here ??? definitely through orkut, rt?? 😀 😀 😀 😀

      Thanks da, I am taking your words as a motivation and I dont find anything offensive in your comment. So no nasty replies for you this time ! 😀 😀 😀

      I understand what you are saying and I am actually working on a few stuffs. Let me see if I can get anywhere with those ! 😀 😀

      Once again thanks da for those words ! 😀

    • July 23, 2010 8:23 pm

      Hi Selva, Nice to see you in the blog world 🙂

      All the best to Vimmuuu for all his efforts including the singing… I think, its just a suggestion, that this Vimmuuu can upload a private album along with some original music in Youtube. That might be a better option than these reality shows…

      Destination Infinity
      (Kollu Rajesh)

      • July 23, 2010 9:35 pm

        DI !!! you are supposed to reply to me in my blog and not to that dumbo ! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

        Thanks for the suggestion; I need the perfect guys to play instruments, I just know how to play my voice.

        Btw, you had been asking for a high pitched song of mine, rt? The one I uploaded recently (that is the post after this) is one like what you had asked ! 😀 😀

  36. July 23, 2010 2:12 pm

    njangal copy-writersinte kanji kudi muttikkaanaano? mukilalathe aalude upadesham??/ bt i suggest u shud thnk of a book 😛 writing a book ie!

    • July 23, 2010 9:36 pm

      so, you have only kanji ?? 😀 😀 😀

      Book, huh ? Adodey, enne naatukkaru thalli kollum; pinne enne kondulla shalyam undaavilallo, le ? nalla idea !! 😀 😀 😀

  37. July 23, 2010 2:28 pm

    Super imagination,loved each bit of the post.U have so much patience of editing each and very snap,wonderfully done.

    • July 23, 2010 9:38 pm

      Thanks a lot Saritha. I am glad you visited the post inspite of being on a break ! 😀 😀

  38. July 24, 2010 9:51 pm

    Ayyyoooooooo..ROFLLLL,Vimmoos..I’m having cramps in my stomach after laughing so much..that was howlarious!! You covered pretty much all the muthappans of our film industry,lle??
    so now after all the kooda-dabbas, and bathrooms you’re targetting people’s gas emanating power?? Good going !! Mohanlalinde ‘mmm mmm mmm’ kalakki tto!! LOL!!

    I’m actually waiting for Saksh to read this post…. aa SRKne thottu kalichadinde reaction onnu kaananam..cant wait to see her crucifying you for that 😈

    • July 25, 2010 11:52 pm

      LOL @ all muthappans !! yeah, I wanted to include mamookka and chiranjeevi too; it was already long ! 😀

      Oh, I shouldve included depp and she wouldve come running from wherever she was ! 😀 😀 😀

      Thanks Deeps for checking this out even during your vacation 😀

  39. July 28, 2010 11:01 am

    I know I am late, but post kalakki aliya…………………..

    but you could have left lalettan out of this!!!!!!!! LOL

    • July 30, 2010 3:36 pm

      LOL !!! angeru illaaadey endu aaghosham !! 😀 😀 😀

  40. July 29, 2010 12:39 pm

    Just thought I should let you know, Spiderman has competition in the blogosphere.

  41. September 7, 2010 2:06 pm

    Creativity at its best! And well… you must have become used to the compliments by now 😛
    You know your sense of humour is superb right?

    Going here and there, reading what all the friends here in the blogworld write…

    I need these laughs so much. Thanks Vimmuuu.:)

    • September 7, 2010 2:07 pm

      Judge 1 : Mr. Lal, for Petes’ sake, atleast breathe out. !

      Mohanlal : Savaari Giri Giri ** (and releases a whole lot of air)

      Hahaha!! ROFL!!
      BESTEST part of the post! 😆 😆

      • September 8, 2010 4:43 pm

        I should be thanking you for coming back and reading this nonsense (oh, cmon, admit it :P) on my request ! 😀 😀

        Iam glad you liked it ! 😉

        yeah, like Ash said, I reserved my fav part for the last ! 😀 😀


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