How to rape a popular tag ?
No disclaimers or introduction, you will know what I did with this stupid tag as you read ! 😀
1. How did you get one of your scars? – I am sorry, I wont reveal anything related to my anatomy !
2. How did you celebrate your last birthday? – By answering to sick phone calls which reminded me of my age !
3. How are you feeling at this moment? – I need options – 1) sad, 2) happy, 3) constipated, 4) grumpy !
4. How did your night go last night? – go? Ooh, I watched my poor night pack its bag and go on a horse back.
5. How did you do in high school? – do what in high school ?
6. How did you get the shirt you’re wearing? – I stole it from James Bond.
7. How often do you see your best friend(s)? – everyday; in the mirror.
8. How much money did you spend last month? – how dare you ask me this question? The whole world knows that I am financially handicapped ! So, don’t rub it in; sadists !
9. How old do you want to be when you get married? – you mean, again? As if I didn’t learn from one grave mistake !
10. How old will you be at your next birthday? – 18 yrs.
1. Your mothers name? – Queen Elizabeth
2. What did you do last weekend? – I tried climbing Mount Everest.
3. What is the most important part of your life? – Oxygen!! I realized this while climbing Mt. Everest !
4. What would you rather be doing? – Eh ?
5. What did you last cry over? – on Feb 7th 2010 . I am still crying !!! (for the uninitiated, I got married on that day)
6. What always makes you feel better when you’re upset? – sandwiches from Subway and a cookie !
7. What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other? – Tolerance
8. What are you worried about? – this damn tag !
9. What did you have for breakfast? – burrrrp! I have no clue on what I just had. Wait, lemme ask her !
Eight have you’s:
1. Have you ever liked someone who had a boyfriend? – hehe, what all tough questions ! 😀
2. Have you ever had your heartbroken? – I could start a tutorial on this !
3. Have you ever been out of the country? – on my own or deported ?
4. Have you ever done something outrageously dumb? – lol, you aren’t new to V-Lokam, are you? 😛
5. Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend? – oh ya, but I am used to it now ! 😀
6. Have you ever had sex on the beach? – Even if I wanted to, the moral police and the Sena gundas will never let me ! sigh ! I need to go abroad to try this ! 😀
7. Have you ever dated someone younger than you? – I dont mind. But you know what, I am a typical Indian male; I am supposed to date only younger women or else I would have half of the country behind me !
8. Have you ever read an entire book in one day? – Yes, planning to come up with a review of that book pretty soon (not kidding folks !)
1. Who was the last person you saw? – Albert Einstein
2. Who was the last person you texted? – Jennifer Aniston.
“please don’t keep calling me this way, I am not interested in you anymore” was my text.
3. Who was the last person you hung out with? – Sir Stephen Hawking
4. Who was the last person to call you? – Jennifer Aniston (43 Missed calls )
5. Who did you last hug? – a mad elephant !
6. Who is the last person who texted you? – Jennifer Aniston.
“Please pick my call” was her text.
7. Who was the last person you said “I love you” to? – Crap! I need a life-line for this, pls !
1. Where does your best friend(s) live? – On my cupboard and above my wash basin (refer the 7th answer in ‘Ten hows’)
2. Where did you last go? – Bermuda Triangle
3. Where did you last hang out? – I and Sir Stephen Hawking went out for a bungee jump (we were literally hanging out).
4. Where did you go to school? – Pluto; it used to be a planet back then !
5. Where is your favorite place to be? – The Lost city of Atlantis
6. Where did you sleep last night? – At Megan Fox’s home !
1. Do you think anyone likes you? – Do you think anyone would like me? 😀
2. Do you ever wish you were someone else? – Of course, when I wanted to hit on my neighbors wife, I wished I was Johnny Depp ! and I wished I was Mike Tyson everytime my neighbor caught me doing that.
3. Do you know the muffin man? – Yes, we studied together. What do you want with him?
4. Does the future scare you? – yeah, only if she wears makeup ? 😀
5. Do your parents know about your blog? – My parents are very much sane. Do you want me to elaborate on that ? 😀
1. Why are you best friends with your best friend? – Their fate !
2. Why did you get into Blogging? – I like irritating people.
3. Why did your parents give you the name you have? – My name means ‘pure’ it seems. But now I am sure even they are wondering ‘why’ ! 😀
4. Why are you doing this survey? – ok. now THIS is a question !
1. If you could have one super power what would it be? – to never put on weight ! 😀
2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? – not have that pizza last night. My stomach is really upset now !
3. If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring 1 thing, what would you bring? – Laptop with a built in internet connection
1. Would you ever get back together with any of your ex’s if they asked you? – Pass (how convenient, huh? :D)
2. Would you ever shave your head to save someone you love? – No, unless that someone I love is stuck in my hair !
One last question:
1. Are you happy with your life right now? – You need me to lie or tell the truth ?