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How to rape a popular tag ?

August 23, 2010

No disclaimers or introduction, you will know what I did with this stupid tag as you read ! πŸ˜€

Ten how’s:

1. How did you get one of your scars? – I am sorry, I wont reveal anything related to my anatomy !

2. How did you celebrate your last birthday? – By answering to sick phone calls which reminded me of my age !

3. How are you feeling at this moment? – I need options – 1) sad, 2) happy, 3) constipated, 4) grumpy !

4. How did your night go last night? – go? Ooh, I watched my poor night pack its bag andΒ go on a horse back.

5. How did you do in high school? – do what in high school ? :mrgreen:

6. How did you get the shirt you’re wearing? – I stole it from James Bond.

7. How often do you see your best friend(s)? – everyday; in the mirror.

8. How much money did you spend last month? – how dare you ask me this question? The whole world knows that I am financially handicapped ! So, don’t rub it in; sadists !

9. How old do you want to be when you get married? – you mean, again? As if I didn’t learn from one grave mistake !

10. How old will you be at your next birthday? – 18 yrs.

Nine what’s:

1. Your mothers name? – Queen Elizabeth

2. What did you do last weekend? – I tried climbing Mount Everest.

3. What is the most important part of your life? – Oxygen!! I realized this while climbing Mt. Everest !

4. What would you rather be doing? – Eh ?

5. What did you last cry over? – on Feb 7th 2010 . I am still crying !!! (for the uninitiated, I got married on that day)

6. What always makes you feel better when you’re upset? – sandwiches from Subway and a cookie !

7. What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other? – Tolerance

8. What are you worried about? – this damn tag !

9. What did you have for breakfast? – burrrrp! I have no clue on what I just had. Wait, lemme ask her !

Eight have you’s:

1. Have you ever liked someone who had a boyfriend? – hehe, what all tough questions ! πŸ˜€

2. Have you ever had your heartbroken? – I could start a tutorial on this !

3. Have you ever been out of the country? – on my own or deported ?

4. Have you ever done something outrageously dumb? – lol, you aren’t new to V-Lokam, are you? πŸ˜›

5. Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend? – oh ya, but I am used to it now ! πŸ˜€

6. Have you ever had sex on the beach? – Even if I wanted to, the moral police and the Sena gundas will never let me ! sigh ! I need to go abroad to try this ! πŸ˜€

7. Have you ever dated someone younger than you? – I dont mind. But you know what, I am a typical Indian male; I am supposed to date only younger women or else I would have half of the country behind me !

8. Have you ever read an entire book in one day? – Yes, planning to come up with a review of that book pretty soon (not kidding folks !)

Seven who’s:

1. Who was the last person you saw? – Albert Einstein

2. Who was the last person you texted? – Jennifer Aniston.

β€œplease don’t keep calling me this way, I am not interested in you anymore” was my text.

3. Who was the last person you hung out with? – Sir Stephen Hawking

4. Who was the last person to call you? – Jennifer Aniston (43 Missed calls )

5. Who did you last hug? – a mad elephant !

6. Who is the last person who texted you? – Jennifer Aniston.

β€œPlease pick my call” was her text.

7. Who was the last person you said β€œI love you” to? –Β Crap! I need a life-line for this, pls !

Six where’s:

1. Where does your best friend(s) live? – On my cupboard and above my wash basin (refer the 7th answer in β€˜Ten hows’)

2. Where did you last go? – Bermuda Triangle

3. Where did you last hang out? – I and Sir Stephen Hawking went out for a bungee jump (we were literally hanging out).

4. Where did you go to school? – Pluto; it used to be a planet back then !

5. Where is your favorite place to be? – The Lost city of Atlantis

6. Where did you sleep last night? – At Megan Fox’s home !

Five do’s:

1. Do you think anyone likes you? – Do you think anyone would like me? πŸ˜€

2. Do you ever wish you were someone else? – Of course, when I wanted to hit on my neighbors wife, I wished I was Johnny Depp ! and I wished I was Mike Tyson everytime my neighbor caught me doing that.

3. Do you know the muffin man? – Yes, we studied together. What do you want with him?

4. Does the future scare you? – yeah, only if she wears makeup ? πŸ˜€

5. Do your parents know about your blog? – My parents are very much sane. Do you want me to elaborate on that ? πŸ˜€

Four why’s:

1. Why are you best friends with your best friend? – Their fate !

2. Why did you get into Blogging? – I like irritating people.

3. Why did your parents give you the name you have? – My name means β€˜pure’ it seems. But now I am sure even they are wondering ‘why’ ! πŸ˜€

4. Why are you doing this survey? – ok. now THIS is a question !

Three if’s:

1. If you could have one super power what would it be? – to never put on weight ! πŸ˜€

2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? – not have that pizza last night. My stomach is really upset now !

3. If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring 1 thing, what would you bring? – Laptop with a built in internet connection

Two would-you-ever’s:

1. Would you ever get back together with any of your ex’s if they asked you? – Pass (how convenient, huh? :D)

2. Would you ever shave your head to save someone you love? – No, unless that someone I love is stuck in my hair !

One last question:

1. Are you happy with your life right now? – You need me to lie or tell the truth ?

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128 Comments leave one →
  1. August 23, 2010 6:22 am

    One Last Question:

    Q. Why the hell did you do this tag? :mrgreen:

  2. August 23, 2010 7:52 am

    Yaaaay! I’m #2 here! Wishes for a happy Onam! Haven’t read this yet. Will be back shortly!

  3. August 23, 2010 8:25 am

    Mone dineshaa! Laxmi must be hopping mad at this! U better run like hell! πŸ™‚

    Of all those funny things that you posted (which is very typical of you πŸ™‚ ), there’s one thing that caught my eye; “How often do you see your best friend(s)? – everyday; in the mirror.”

    Bravo! πŸ™‚

    • August 24, 2010 4:06 pm

      Heyy, she cant be mad at me. I didnt make that many ill references about marriage ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      Isnt that true in a way Rakesh ? Dont we speak and listen to ourselves more ?

  4. August 23, 2010 8:47 am

    In my absence u have started posting A-rated stuff? Tchh! Tchh!

    I’ve so many things to say so many jibes to make but then this tag is really so utterly atrocious that it needed a treatment like this πŸ˜‰

    • August 24, 2010 4:08 pm

      I AM taking advantage of your absence, Smita ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ But I am surprised that you could make it up to comment here ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ Anything for me, huh…I can understand ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      Thanks for the encouragement ! You want to try this tag too ?? πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  5. August 23, 2010 9:25 am

    baal vivah kiya tune ? πŸ˜›

    sadists ? LOL

    blogging to irritate people ? wah wah wah !

    haha friends with your friends because their fate πŸ˜‰

    never put on wght ! Now THAT is a wish !

    slept at Megan’s home ?? you have a pet fox called megan ???? πŸ˜‰

    you last hugged a mad elephant ??? Now who are you pointing it to ???? tell tell πŸ˜‰

    Jenni Aniston ? Hmmm…how many pet animals do you have πŸ˜‰

    Vimmu you did a great job buds !!! Loved reading this..the tag suits on your page πŸ™‚ Now take the latest one..SOON !

    • August 24, 2010 4:10 pm

      so you did read the whole thing ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      LOL @ it suits my page ! Hmmpphh ! What all impressions have I created for myself !!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      Thats another great tag; mite do it sometime soon ! πŸ˜€

      • August 26, 2010 11:00 pm

        so this tag got you accolades from Blog Adda team…at least share the credit..a little part..with me…I tagged you to take this up !! *collar tight* !!!

        • August 31, 2010 5:07 pm

          there were four others who tagged me the same and I really dont remember all of them ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  6. August 23, 2010 10:18 am

    LOL LOL.. good to see you took up this tag and murdered it (not just raped) πŸ˜›
    climbing Mount Everest? πŸ˜› that too without carrying oxygen? tchh tchh..
    I watched my poor night pack its bag and go on a horse back… too good πŸ™‚
    Jennifer Aniston is so desp behind you.. very bad.. pick her calls once in a while, it’s okay..
    I and Sir Stephen Hawking went out for a bungee jump (we were literally hanging out)… best answer,, hehehe
    Does the future scare you? – yeah, only if she wears makeup ? πŸ˜›
    Would you ever shave your head to save someone you love? – No, unless that someone I love is stuck in my hair ! hahaha
    Loved the answers πŸ™‚

    • August 23, 2010 10:27 pm

      AK you are not supposed to encourage a rapist 😑 He needs to be executed for this tag :mrgreen:

    • August 24, 2010 4:15 pm

      Oh ya, I shouldve used the word murdered instead, na ? πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      No, I will not pick Jenni’s call again. She ditched me and now she is calling back to get her sweater back ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      @ Saskhi : The cow doesnt want to eat the grass and will not let others eat the grass also ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  7. August 23, 2010 12:49 pm

    ROFL! So you must be Prince Villiam ??? And your superpower.. you do need it πŸ˜‰

    • August 24, 2010 4:19 pm

      Prince Villiam, huh? I kinda liked it ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ Please make me phamous with that name from now on ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      yeah, I really do 😦 Wonder which insect bite will give me that ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      • August 24, 2010 7:41 pm

        mosquito bite

        • August 25, 2010 9:09 pm

          That will make me mosquito man !! How will that reduce my weight ?? πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ and my enemies would be good knight, mortein and the likes ! πŸ˜€

      • August 26, 2010 7:15 pm

        Btw, I just dropped by to write your 100th comment on this post πŸ˜‰
        And btw(2), lots of ladies have started referring to you as Prince Villiam, following my christening of you with that name πŸ˜‰ Thank me , thank me πŸ™‚

        • Doctor Brat permalink
          August 26, 2010 8:52 pm

          hehe..nice! :mrgreen:

          isnt villi tht stuff which is seen inside the intestine!
          Wht a meaningful name! πŸ˜‰

  8. Indy permalink
    August 23, 2010 1:19 pm

    So many questions and so many lies as answers! Chee chee as if the title of the post was not bad enuf! Yenpa?

  9. August 23, 2010 1:27 pm

    Why did i ever sit nd read ths! tht too n onam!!! baaah!!! nd u wnt ever stop cribbng abt marriage ryte?
    eeshwara..levante okke kai odinju..kanji kori kodukkaan bharya maathram undaavane…ennalengilum bharyamarde vila manassilaavane!

    • August 24, 2010 4:22 pm

      ya, kilo Rs.12.50, alle ?? πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      you must have had the happiest onam this time, na ? πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  10. August 23, 2010 3:02 pm

    LOL nicely done!!!
    i usually dont read tags till the end but you had me hooked.
    fun read. cheers.

    • August 24, 2010 4:23 pm

      Welcome back to Vlokam after a looong time πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      Thanks buddy; I guess the ‘rape’ did the trick after all ! πŸ˜€

  11. August 23, 2010 4:55 pm

    What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other? – Tolerance – LOL, with u on the other side, what less cn we expect πŸ˜›

    • August 23, 2010 5:59 pm

      What did you have for breakfast? – burrrrp! I have no clue on what I just had. Wait, lemme ask her ! – So, what was it?

      • August 23, 2010 6:19 pm

        1. Are you happy with your life right now? – You need me to lie or tell the truth ? – All u hv done in the name of tag is lie-lie-lie.

        • August 24, 2010 2:53 pm

          “You need me to lie or tell the truth ? – All u hv done in the name of tag is lie-lie-lie.” I know!!

          • August 24, 2010 4:25 pm

            Yeah, just like how you all tolerate me ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

            buuurrpp ! wait, let me ask her again !! I forgot ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

            No, I dint lie; I am sure I was sitting while typing this. I swear, I dint lie !

  12. August 23, 2010 6:39 pm

    ROFL ROFL ROFL
    seems the hangman was standing near you and threatened you to do this πŸ˜›
    ohh poor you… i can imagine your state of mind while you were answering this πŸ˜€ ROFL ROFL …

    • August 24, 2010 4:27 pm

      LOL !!! yeah, at gunpoint. But I am glad he didnt read it while pointing the gun, cuz I wouldnt have been alive to press the submit button ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      wanna try this ? :wicked:

  13. August 23, 2010 7:55 pm

    😯 😯
    I have only one question to ask you…. WHy did u even do this tag?????????
    1) Becoz u were jobless
    2) Becoz u wanted to drive us all crazy
    3) Becoz u ran out of ideas for other posts
    4) All of the above!!!
    :mrgreen:

    Vim : LOL, only because of option 2 and not because of option 3 and 4 ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ See, blogadda even picked this post ! πŸ˜€

    What did you have for breakfast? – burrrrp! I have no clue on what I just had. Wait, lemme ask her !
    shows ur dependency on her!! LOL πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    Vim : make that, on anybody other than mom πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    Have you ever liked someone who had a boyfriend? – hehe, what all tough questions !
    Why dont u just admit ‘yes’??? :mrgreen: How does it even matter now??

    Vim : What if Salman Khan actually reads it then??? No no, no trouble for me pa ! πŸ˜€

    Have you ever had sex on the beach? – Even if I wanted to, the moral police and the Sena gundas will never let me ! sigh ! I need to go abroad to try this ! πŸ˜€
    But u did go abroad for ur honeymoon didnt u? * looks innocent *

    Vim : Really ??? *looks innocent*

    Have you ever dated someone younger than you? – I dont mind. But you know what, I am a typical Indian male; I am supposed to date only younger women or else I would have half of the country behind me !
    dont count on it. Abhishek Bachhan and Sachin Tendulkar are still alive and kicking…

    Vim : They are exceptions. Exceptions cannot be taken as examples. Moreover, they are rich ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    Who was the last person to call you? – Jennifer Aniston (43 Missed calls )
    She isnt Salman Khan calling Vivek Oberoi!!! πŸ™„

    Vim : Thats what you think ! πŸ˜€

    Would you ever get back together with any of your ex’s if they asked you? – Pass (how convenient, huh? )
    How boring is more like it!!! πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

    Are you happy with your life right now? – You need me to lie or tell the truth ?
    Does it make any difference at all??!! :mrgreen: πŸ˜›

    dey! thiruvonathinum kuthi irunnu blog cheytho??!! LOL!

    Vim : Nope. I completed this last thursday itself. Scheduled it on monday so that I can reply to the comments when I am back ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    • August 23, 2010 7:58 pm

      Hadnt read the comments! didnt realise OG also asked the same question!! πŸ˜›
      Even he cudnt resist commenting on this one!!!

      Come to think of it, that was ur intention wasnt it? To do something so outrageous that people wud HAVE to comment on it??!!! πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      • August 24, 2010 4:32 pm

        OG comments on all my posts these days ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ but I think its the ‘rape’ that brought him here ! πŸ˜€

  14. August 23, 2010 10:31 pm

    I am doing a Mourning Monday comment as of today πŸ˜₯ πŸ˜₯ πŸ˜₯ So you are saved for now. Let me come back with the jury to hang you for Rape.

    • August 24, 2010 3:11 pm

      I offer myself for the candidature of the jury please πŸ˜›

    • August 24, 2010 4:04 pm

      LOL. its tuesday now. Where on earth are you ??? and hanging for rape?? have you ever been an Indian . In our country, rapists are let free after a lot of media coverage πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      @ Deeps : change your name to Depps, she might consider ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  15. August 24, 2010 12:13 am

    Btw the ONLY bestest, nicest, cutest and intelligent pair of words that made any sense in this entire bullshit was JOHNNY DEPP!! Sigh…I see heaven I tell ya. Of course you will be put on the electric chair and hanged atop Mt Everest for wishing to be Johnny Depp though 😑 BLASPHEMY!!!

    • August 24, 2010 3:59 pm

      LOL !!! I knew it, it was that Twilight guy first, but then I thought of irritating you by wishing to be like Johnny boy !!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  16. ajay permalink
    August 24, 2010 2:10 am

    You did it well Vimmu. Give me Aniston’s number. I’ll take care of your calls πŸ˜€ Lol @9. What will happen of you dear if your missus reads that marriage bit?! πŸ˜€ And do you mean to say I should never marry even if I wanted to? πŸ˜€

    • August 24, 2010 3:58 pm

      Ahaaa, somebody needs Anistons number !!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ Wait, I shall send her horoscope first, check that first like how our parents do and then think of contacting her before the ‘raahu’ kaalam ends ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      Well, she is out of town for the moment, I dont think she will read it now. and I hope not ! πŸ˜€

      will you really WANT to marry ?? πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  17. August 24, 2010 2:37 am

    πŸ™‚

    Happy Onam !

  18. August 24, 2010 4:44 am

    God. You really are crazy. I think at times you even give me a run for my money! πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜›

  19. August 24, 2010 8:43 am

    aiyyyoooo!!!

  20. Butterfly permalink
    August 24, 2010 8:48 am

    I could see that you really hated this tag. No points on that one for me.

  21. soneeta permalink
    August 24, 2010 12:22 pm

    people will go crazy thinking the following things:

    1.are u happy in life or nor.
    2.is making others go crazy with ur answers your motto of life.
    3.what the hell was god thinking while making u
    4.what the hell were u thinking while getting made
    5.etc etc etc…….

    i will ask so many things and again those senseless answers.

    So never mind to answer it…………

    • August 24, 2010 3:10 pm

      but then, I am happy people are atleast thinking of me in some way !! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      senseless questions deserve only senseless answers, what to do ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  22. August 24, 2010 12:52 pm

    Vimmuuu, even I couldnt do this tag – copied the questions 3 times and deleted them – the first question itself was irritating.

    But, you are the ultimate – how did u come up with such answers – ROFL @ many of them. Of course, some answers were stupid, but then the questions too were stupid.

    What a title ??? Enna pillai idhu !!!!! πŸ™„

    • August 24, 2010 3:05 pm

      I know !! Some idiot cooked up this tag, I am sure πŸ˜€

      Enna pillai idhu, huh? Its become more of a tag line for me now; thanks to you and Indy !! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      Vimmuuu – enna pillai idhu ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ Wow, sounds good ! πŸ˜€

  23. August 24, 2010 1:40 pm

    πŸ˜†

    Loved your version of this tag! πŸ˜‰

  24. August 24, 2010 2:50 pm

    “2. Why did you get into Blogging? – I like irritating people.”_ SHAVAM!! 😈

    • August 24, 2010 2:56 pm

      LOL !!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ I use that ‘shavam’ very often ! Life is a circle, isnt it ? πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  25. August 24, 2010 2:51 pm

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah aha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah aha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah aha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah aha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah aha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah aha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah aha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah aha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    • August 24, 2010 2:56 pm

      same to u ! πŸ˜›

    • Brat permalink
      August 25, 2010 1:29 am

      er..vattanalle?

      • August 25, 2010 8:58 pm

        LOL! πŸ˜€
        She shud reply: ennodu ellarum ithu chodikkanu. athentha? :mrgreen:

        • August 26, 2010 3:02 pm

          With loonies like you hovering over me what else do you think I’ll be… So my reply ningal kaaranam enikku vattu pidichu…poor me!!

  26. August 24, 2010 2:57 pm

    Tag-rapist, congratulations on the blogadda pick! Ultimate post, Vims!

    BTW, how old did you say you were- 81, right? I knew I saw a tying error there! Poi seriyaakada aa answer! πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

    • August 24, 2010 2:59 pm

      Wow, I got a new name ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ Thanks though ! πŸ˜€

      no, the question was “How old will you be at your next birthday?” NOT “How old will be Deeps at her next birthday?” πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      • August 24, 2010 3:07 pm

        I know how old I’ll be, appooppa..your memory seems to be fading..start having some memory-enhancing tablets :mrgreen:

        • August 24, 2010 3:09 pm

          Heyy, I am not appooppan. OG is !!! He even lost his hair πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

          so, you are the one prescribing weird boosting tablets to men, huh ? πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  27. August 24, 2010 3:27 pm

    Nice answers .. made me smile and laugh.. wish i can come out with such answers sometimes .. I really liked the reply to the 7th in 10.. Nice one it indeed is a relief he he

    • August 24, 2010 3:53 pm

      Welcome to V-Lokam and thanks for dropping by.

      You mean, the best friend one? it applies to you too, huh ? πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  28. August 24, 2010 7:13 pm

    From where u get these ideas????

    Superb hilarious post i have ever read in this blogsphere

    Hope ur constipation is better now πŸ˜‰

    only if she wears makeup—so u don’t spend on her make up πŸ˜€

    ROFL @ β€œplease don’t keep calling me this way, I am not interested in you anymore” was my text.

    Happy onam πŸ™‚

    • August 25, 2010 9:12 pm

      LOL !!! and you remembered my constipation ! How considerate ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      Thanks for the wishes ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  29. August 24, 2010 7:23 pm

    I can’t believe I am checking this post early in the morning 😯 The esteemed Jury wants to know the number of this Tag’s creator and will further decide on the case.

    Btw Witness no 7 Bra-Terminator has turned hostile :mrgreen:

    • August 25, 2010 9:13 pm

      ok, why dont you admit it that you are desperate to speak to me and you need my number ? πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      I know, where is that thuniyillaathavan ?? πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  30. August 24, 2010 7:50 pm

    ‘What did you have for breakfast? – burrrrp! I have no clue on what I just had. Wait, lemme ask her !’… Laxmi, where are you?!

    I may have to quote your whole post and comment, I think! God, I am laughing, laughing and laughing! How does your mind work like this, Vimmuuu?!

    God Blessss you for making us happy!

    Happy Onam to you, Laxmi and your family!

    • August 25, 2010 9:15 pm

      She has no clue either ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      I have a corrupted mind Sandhya, thats why ! πŸ˜€ I need to dettol-ify it soon ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      “God Blessss you for making us happy!” — that statement made me feel nice; donno why ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      Thanks for the wishes ! πŸ˜€

  31. August 24, 2010 7:52 pm

    I agree on “What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other” – Laxmi am sure has oodles of tolerance πŸ˜€

    pass my love to Gerard butler through Jen will ya.. gerard butler *sigh* *sigh* *sigh*
    aiyo shy came off while typing his name .

    • August 25, 2010 9:17 pm

      and so do you ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      Butler??? You like butlers ??? ok, there is a pappu butler in a nearby hotel, interested ?? πŸ˜€

  32. Brat permalink
    August 25, 2010 1:39 am

    High 5 bro!! loved the tag!! πŸ˜› … i refuse to comment further…

    But….I’ll be back! ……

    β™« Tada ta ta ta..tada ta ta ta…tada ta ta ta β™«

    ….after a week!

    • August 25, 2010 9:18 pm

      after a weeeek????

      ok, when u r back, please put on ur clothes ! πŸ˜€

  33. August 25, 2010 1:53 am

    You murdered this tag bro.. but at times you revealed the truths too πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    And whats this obsession on Jennifer aniston.. is she is that gorgeous??? πŸ™„ πŸ™„

    /*5. What did you last cry over? – on Feb 7th 2010 . I am still crying !!! (for the uninitiated, I got married on that day) */

    Liar!!!!!!!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    /*7. Have you ever dated someone younger than you? – I dont mind. But you know what, I am a typical Indian male; I am supposed to date only younger women or else I would have half of the country behind me !*/

    Do you really care about those half population??? πŸ™„ πŸ™„

    /*Why did you get into Blogging? – I like irritating people.*/

    LOL!!! πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

    /*Why are you doing this survey? – ok. now THIS is a question !*/

    We need an answer.. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    /*Would you ever shave your head to save someone you love? – No, unless that someone I love is stuck in my hair !*/

    ROFL!!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    • August 25, 2010 9:20 pm

      at times truths?? everything there is truth Kanagu ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      LOL !!! I am not obsessed with her. she is obsessed with me; she was the one trying to get in touch with me, remember ? πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      I really do care Kanagu, enakku ponnu kidakkaadu, le? oops ! πŸ˜€

  34. August 25, 2010 1:59 am

    Congrats on the blogadda pick bro πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  35. August 25, 2010 11:53 am

    Since Jennifer Aniston is the only one messaging/texting/calling you, we all know your asli age !!!! LOL πŸ˜€

    By the way, aapne toh balaatkaar nahi, chamatkaar kar diya (Think 3 Idiots)!!! Hehehe..

    Well done on the TTP!

    • August 25, 2010 9:07 pm

      LOL !! dont you know that people in the west date people who are way younger ?? πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      ROFL @ the 3 idiots reference ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      Thanks ! πŸ˜€

  36. August 25, 2010 5:47 pm

    Although late but I finally made it πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€
    If you think your title hooked my attention, I am on Sakshi’s side yet again :mrgreen:
    I am happy to be a member of the jury against the spidey πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰

    You are fantastic with spot on replies πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€
    The nasty questions deserve a backfire of such replies for sure πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    I am too bad at taking up tags, have done very few till date for I lack a sense of humor like you πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    Thank you for this fantastic fun read πŸ™‚

    Now am off to collect other people like Sakshi to force WP to make your blog ‘M’ rated :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

    • August 25, 2010 9:05 pm

      Sakshis side, huh? yeah yeah, and to think of it, there are no guys here to back me up ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      Oh, you have a great sense of humor, trust me. and you should take up some tags too. I am planning to create a page exclusively for tags and please do take up some tags then ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      Vlokam and M rated ???? thats mean ! 😦

      • August 30, 2010 6:09 pm

        Wow! tag page sounds cool πŸ˜‰
        You were very kind in saying my sense of humor did show signs of existence πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€
        In fact I am seriously considering doing some tags for I haven’t done one since almost 6 months now πŸ™‚

        • August 31, 2010 5:04 pm

          Good. Let me get that page done and you can pick any of them ! πŸ˜€

  37. August 25, 2010 6:12 pm

    That was quite like Karela Split…bitter and sweet! But I think that at least once you spoke the truth, Prince Charles – aren’t you him in disguise Vimmuuu?
    – Gorakh Nath.

    • August 25, 2010 9:00 pm

      Prince charles and me??? Ok, now I am insulted ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  38. August 25, 2010 10:29 pm

    So, now I know that if I have a tag that I absolutely hate, who else can I forward it to who’ll do utter justice to it, just like you did to this one πŸ™‚
    You really are some sample piece πŸ™‚

    • August 29, 2010 10:49 am

      LOL !!! please do ! I hate it when anybody questions me ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  39. August 27, 2010 1:53 am

    “Where did you last go? – Bermuda Triangle”

    OMG!!! Now we will have to wait another 6 months for the travel post of this one…that too one which will go on for another 6 months!! πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

    • August 29, 2010 10:52 am

      I am not writing travelogues anymore; only because of you πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      Btw, what makes you think I will return from Bermuda triangle ?? πŸ˜€

  40. August 27, 2010 4:16 pm

    *sticks tongue between teeth* *shuts eyes tightly* *giggles endlessly* *wipes tear* *sniffs*

    Well done. Well done. *chuckles*

    • August 29, 2010 10:53 am

      Only if wordpress had emoticons for all that !! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ Laafattag, huh? πŸ˜‰

  41. August 28, 2010 1:25 pm

    Wasted a few mins….reading this …. was too curious to know ur stupid answers….

    Stupidity @ its BEST!

    • August 29, 2010 10:53 am

      LOL, Ramasaaaamy…what else did u expect in V-Lokam ??? πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  42. August 30, 2010 1:11 pm

    Blogadda pick !!! WOW !!! Congrats. πŸ™‚

  43. Brat permalink
    August 31, 2010 2:51 am

    ssup

  44. August 31, 2010 3:25 am

    My first time here and kudos to ur patience for making them funny.
    P.s :I too got married on the same day . But I cant complain..Can I? πŸ™‚

    • August 31, 2010 5:00 pm

      You can complain if you want to ; this is V-Lokam. All complaints on marriage are accepted ! πŸ˜€

      Btw, Welcome to V-Lokam and thanks for dropping by ! πŸ˜€

  45. testing Brat permalink
    August 31, 2010 3:25 am

    testing

    • August 31, 2010 3:31 am

      πŸ™„ What are you a test tube father?? 😯

      • August 31, 2010 11:52 am

        nah nah..he is testing how well we’ll receive his new zebra-striped t-shirt!! C’mon, people how can you not see that??

        • August 31, 2010 11:54 am

          Oh wait, he has also dyed his tiny sprouts of hair in black…YAYYYYYYYY!!! πŸ˜€
          OMG, you look dashing, Braty 😈

          • Fugitive brat permalink
            August 31, 2010 12:22 pm

            @Deepsukumari K

            FYI this is not just any striped T shirt!
            Its a convicts uniform! buahahaha!

            And thts not hair auntji ji!!Losing ur eye vision huh.. Daivame thts just my jail cap!

            Just to let u know..dont think i got scared & changed my avataar coz of the threats at ur blog..this is just a temporary dressup coz i wanted to wish saman on his bday in a decent avataar πŸ˜€

            And i assure u..i’ll will be back!! Beware!! Buhahahaha!

            • August 31, 2010 5:01 pm

              Deeps is old; she proved it herself ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  46. brat permalink
    August 31, 2010 12:30 pm

    @ Vimal

    U do know that Megan fox has a husband called B.A.G(Brian Austin Green) ,who might probably put u in a bag if he happens to come across this post!

    U steal clothes huh? So r u the one who stole my clothes? hmmm!!!

    • August 31, 2010 5:03 pm

      Oh, her husband wasnt there that night ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      and to steal your clothes, are you James Bond? allallo? ninte thuni aarkku venam??? πŸ˜›

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