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Beggers CAN be choosers !

September 9, 2010

After the highly controversial and critically dumped ‘The much awaited soulmate’, I am back with yet another fiction. Please feel free to trash ! 😀 This time, the story moves only through conversations and I just hope everyone understands the underlying message in the story !! 😀 😀 😀


((Knock Knock))

Pawan : May I come in Sir?

CEO : Oh yes yes yes. Please come in and have a seat.

Pawan : Thank you Sir.

CEO :  Pawan, am I right? I believe you were referred by Timeless Jobs. Hmm…your contact person with Timeless must be Vinay, right? Do you have his number? I need to speak to him on something.

Pawan : Yes Sir, I do. But its stored in my mobile and I left the mobile at the security. They said camera mobiles aren’t allowed inside. Do you want me to get it for you?

CEO : No, that’s ok. I just asked; I shall get it from our HR after our meeting. Anyway, before we go ahead with the regular interview questions like ‘tell me about yourself’, etc. I want to know something! You had been working with Tetris Decisions before and your profile shows that you have been out of work for the last 1 year. Why is this so?

Pawan : Because of Global warming, Sir.

CEO : You mean, Global Recession, right?

Pawan : No Sir, Global Warming….its a long story !

CEO : Go on, I am a CEO, I have enough time for stories.

Pawan : I was basically a very good employee with Tetris; the recommendations in my Linked In profile itself provides evidence. I used to achieve my numbers quarter on quarter and life was peaceful. On Sep 9th, exactly a year back, I received an email from my colleague.

——————————————— flashback starts——————————————————————————-

The email read :

“Save the Earth 99999 Lights Out’ campaign. It is a ‘9 minute’ public display of unison, when everyone would switch off their lights at homes and offices for 9 minutes from 9 pm on the 9th day of the 9th month of the 9th year of this millennium (9 September 2009) in support of the fight against Global Warming”

Everybody in the office got excited with this. My colleague, who sent the mail wasn’t available at that moment and for some reason, the rest of them in the office convinced me in switching off all the lights in the floor. The entire sales floor was dark and we all decided to move out for those 9 minutes. While moving out, I also managed to shut the whole power supply to the floor by meddling with the main switch. In less than 5 mins, we heard a person shouting from our floor. We entered the floor and realized that it was our Vice President who had been crying out for help. My immediate manager switched on the lights and asked him what happened. Our V.P., apparently, was using the restroom while we were busy trying to ‘save the earth’. He had no idea of what was going on. It seems, he came out of the restroom and found the floor dark. He realized that the floor was empty after he failed to get a response from anyone. He then slowly moved to his room to get his phone so that he can reach us through a call. But since it was dark, he tripped on the lumps of the carpet and fell flat on the floor.

Our V.P. got up from the floor and then looked at a few of us, some of us were still giggling. He immediately demanded an explanation from our manager. In a few mins :

V.P. : Pawan, I don’t have anything else to say. You are fired for your irresponsible behaviour.

Pawan : But Sir, I was just being socially responsible. I wanted to save the earth.

V.P. : Yeah, and there was no one to save me. You are fired Pawan. You can collect the letters from your manager.

Pawan : But sir, everyone was involved. Even my manager!

V.P. : Who switched off the lights in the floor?

Pawan : Me.

V.P. : Who switched off the main power supply to the floor?

Pawan : Me.

V.P. : Do I need to explain more. Now don’t waste my time.

Pawan : But Sir, you are firing me because you fell down. If someone else fell…

V.P. : No more buts! Get out of my cabin, right now !

——————————————– flashback over——————————————————————————-

Pawan : Sir, that’s what happened.

CEO : Its actually sad. Only if, all your colleagues pitched in a few words for you. Didn’t you try any another jobs?

Pawan : I tried sir. I tried all possible ways. But with a termination letter in my hand instead of a relieving letter; who would give me a job? I got into a few companies too though, but things didn’t turn up the way I expected. They couldn’t meet my priorities.

CEO : But how did you survive for an year without a proper job? Don’t mind me asking, I am just curious!

Pawan : It was difficult Sir. I cut down on several regular expenses of mine like watching movies, late night parties, etc. I sold my bike and started traveling in trains and buses to find work. To reduce the expenses on food, I started having road side food, because of which I once got hospitalized too. You know, my marriage got fixed and I got engaged just a week before I lost my job. It took my parents almost 3 years to get it fixed and so, we didn’t inform the brides family about the termination. I informed them only after my wedding, otherwise I would’ve lost that too. Until then, my brother and father used to send me money for survival. They still do, but after wedding situations are better. My wife works and every month even her father sends me money for all her make-up and KFC expenses. But I never sit at home just like that; I sell Tuppershare at my residence. I have an excellent network and I mail and sms my friends in the city to get them buy Tuppershare. I am also a part of Amway and so I cross-sell Tuppershare with my Amway network.

CEO : I have not met such an honest person like you in my entire life. It beats me how can one reveal such personal details, that too on his interview.

Pawan : I am an open book sir. I don’t believe in getting something by lying.

CEO : But you lied about your job to your in-laws before wedding, right?

Pawan : I hid the whole thing. But didn’t lie! There is a difference, you see !

CEO : Whatever! We are desperately looking for a dynamic sales guy to sell our IT products. Your Amway and Tuppershare business tactics wont work here. But it looks like you have the fire in you. Ok now, tell me, what are your strengths..….

((Knock Knock))

CEO : Yes Siva, I am in interview. Anything urgent?

Siva : Sir, our internal server is down. We have an important proposal to be sent to our client, MicroHard. They need it by 12 noon and we had been waiting since morning for the server to be up and working.

Pawan (trying to act smart and interfering) : Why don’t you send it from your external ids like, gmail or yahoo account ? The client just needs the mail, right?

CEO : Pawan, give me a minute; I shall get back with you. Siva, we cant take chances with the client at the last moment. One of you take printouts and prepare a hard copy of the proposal and deliver it at the clients end at the earliest. Tell them we shall send them a softcopy later.

Siva : Sure Sir. Thanks. (looks at Pawan and smirks)

CEO : Pawan, it was good of you to give suggestions. This is the kind of work we expect here too. It’s a different issue that I couldn’t take your suggestion to practice today.  In our company, we don’t have access to any external drives or websites. For example, for the present crisis, we could have as well taken all the stuff required in a USB drive and sent it from any cyber café outside. Only our company website can be accessed and only our internal mail account and chat can be used. The company policies are such.

Pawan : You mean, nothing at all. No access to Gtalk, or Facebook or Blog or even Google?

CEO :  You are right Pawan. We treat our products and customer information as highly confidential and for the same reason, we have restricted all such external accesses and devices.

Pawan (gets up from his seat) : I am sorry Sir. I am not the one you are looking for then. First you take my cell phone away from me, and then you say I am not supposed to access Facebook. This is not done. I cant work in this atmosphere.

CEO : Are you kidding Pawan? You have come for a job interview…

Pawan : No Sir. This wont work for me. Facebook is one of my priority, my blog too. You expect me to work 9 hours for you without having to do anything with the outside world? That’s like being in jail!

CEO : Pawwannnn…….

Pawan : No Sir, I am leaving! Have a great day !

CEO (sighs! and grumbles to himself) : That is the fourth guy to leave in two weeks; just because Facebook isn’t allowed!! Hmmm….

He picks up his phone and calls the IT support……

CEO : IT support? Good. I heard the server is down. When are you going to fix it? …aahaan..ok…fine…Tell me one thing, what is the procedure to give Facebook and Blog access to every employee?

115 Comments leave one →
  1. Brat permalink
    September 9, 2010 5:26 am

    ….and access to V-lokam !!!

    • September 9, 2010 4:55 pm

      If only that CEO realizes how much he blessed his corporate life would be if he had allowed access to V-lokam 😈

      • September 11, 2010 10:22 am

        V-lokam falls under a blog Brat !! 😀

        @ deeps : I am taking that as a compliment rather than an insult ! 😀 😀 😀

  2. September 9, 2010 9:25 am

    So, this is what u guys are doing at work, huh ???? 😉 😉

    Tuppershare ????? GGGrrrr……

    Just tell me one thing, seriously, has the situation changed…do employees demand now, than accepting whatever the employers give ????

    Gud one…..

    Somehow, I was reminded of the Men’s Fairness cream ad, where the person who comes for the interview asks the questions and finally asks when he can join. Looks like the employees are finally putting down rules in an organisation, for them to work there… 😉

    But you dont have an FB a/c na ????

    • September 11, 2010 10:57 am

      nahhh. …we work real hard in office 😉

      I had only you in mind when I wrote that part ! 😀 😀 😀 See, I take references from my own life ! 😀 😀

      I dont think so; beggers can never be choosers, how I wish it turned out this way though. But on the monetary part, I guess this happens at times during the negotiation ! 😀 😀

      yeah, I dont have. who said Pawan was me ? 😀 😀

  3. September 9, 2010 9:36 am

    Gud one..loved “Go on, I am a CEO, I have enough time for stories” 🙂

  4. September 9, 2010 9:59 am

    Wow! what a cool CEO with lot of interest in gossip & personal stories galore 😉 😉
    Tuppershare 😯 😯 ?
    Bride’s father sends money for her to eat KFC???? Why does theory sound as if I have heard it somewhere ❓ 👿 …..wait lemme think whose wife loves KFC?????
    Oh yeah! employees have their priorities in life, no FB means no life 😉
    Come on Vimmuuu it’s time for you to get your FB & Twitter accounts.
    Today is the day, NOW is the time 😉 :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

    A cool witty post, thoroughly enjoyed it 😀 😀

    • September 11, 2010 11:00 am

      I know ; I might end up being like this whenever I become a CEO ! 😀 😀 😀

      the KFC part does ring a bell, isnt it ?? 😛 😛 😛

      Yeah, I will get into FB and twitter soon; I have sent my horoscope to the astrologers here to find a good time 😀 😀 😀

  5. September 9, 2010 10:41 am

    post-inda udhesham enikku manasilayila………… 😛

    but seriously, we will in jails as u say without much access 😛 thank god that I am atleast client side now 😛 where the situ is better

    • September 11, 2010 11:01 am

      oh, prethyegichu udhesham onnum illa. I just wanted to show our addiction to networking sites ! 😀 😀

      yeah, come back to india; atleast for this 😀 😀

  6. September 9, 2010 11:17 am

    Are you really sure it’s PURELY fictitious ???? 😉

    LOL @ VP coming out of the washroom and falling on the floor…hehehe I can imagine his situation 😉

    I like Pawan’s attitude towards life though…pretty much like ‘never give up’..hence he is surviving 🙂

    If I have to think from my HR angle…so much honesty appreciated or not in the first meeting that too an interview 😉

    and finally the cracker of the whole story: Go on,I’m a CEO.I’ve lot of time on my hands 😀

    Wait a minute…are you a CEO of some Tuppershre company there 😉 No just checking having lot of time and no FB account…matches your current state no ? Hahahahaha

    • September 11, 2010 11:05 am

      not purely 😀 😀 😀 😀 The switching off the lights incident actually happened ! 😀 😀 and some more 😉

      I know ! you go to an interview with such honesty, you are screwed. But its a story, na? remember what they made Sharmans character do in 3 idiots during the interview ! 😀 😀

      ROFL !! I dont have enough time …hmmppphhh 🙂

  7. Swaram permalink
    September 9, 2010 11:17 am

    Will be bk to read. Leaving this comment lest u declare I am dead and make merry 👿

    • September 11, 2010 11:05 am

      Dont worry, I wont make merry or berry. But its two days now since you wrote that ! 😀 😀

      • September 13, 2010 11:29 am

        Yaaa I ws busy playing a good hostess to 50+ ppl who dropped in home 😉

        • September 13, 2010 9:11 pm

          50 + you had an entire jilla in ur home ??? 😀 😀

  8. Indy permalink
    September 9, 2010 11:30 am

    Such loyalty to FB and blog -wah wah! Hey and Amway brought back memories ! Hehe! Interesting story!!!

    • September 11, 2010 11:06 am

      You sold Amway ???? you dont anymore, na? I have to stay away from you then ! 😀 😀 😀

      • September 13, 2010 11:29 am

        When tupperware became tuppershare, y dint amway become hamway?

        • September 13, 2010 8:58 pm

          Amway should have been yourway right Vimmuu?

          • September 13, 2010 9:12 pm

            I dont eat ham; so no hamway !!!! 😀 😀 😀

            LOL, you guys come up wid gr8 names !! 😀 😀 😀

  9. v2 aka Vivek permalink
    September 9, 2010 2:03 pm

    Loved it Vimmuuu .. Real funnyyy …

    • September 11, 2010 11:07 am

      LOL !!! I knew you could relate to the characters in the story !! 😀 😀 😀

  10. September 9, 2010 2:09 pm

    All’s not well when end’s not well! 😉

    • September 11, 2010 11:07 am

      You mean the ending of the story or the interview ??? 😀 😀 😀 😀

  11. September 9, 2010 3:42 pm

    ha ha ha!! that was really crooked and meanly funny …how do u think of these things??

  12. September 9, 2010 3:46 pm

    ROFL too good 🙂

    • September 11, 2010 11:09 am

      Welcome to V-Lokam and thanks for droppiny by.

      and what a post to read on your first visit , eh ? 😀

      • September 11, 2010 1:11 pm

        as if going fwd she is going to read some sensible aka my types posts 😀

      • September 13, 2010 11:31 am

        Excoos me She ws here on ur phir Mile :grrr post too 😛 Bcoz I hd linked bk to ur post ahem 😉 😉

        • September 13, 2010 9:14 pm

          @ Scribbler : LOL, how true !!

          @ Swaram : that was last year, na? I am welcoming her again this year ! 😀 😀

  13. September 9, 2010 4:57 pm

    Eerily familiar! 🙂 Love the sarcasm!

    • September 11, 2010 11:10 am

      Is it not ??? 😀 😀 😀 so , beggers can be choosers, at times, eh ? 😀 😀

  14. September 9, 2010 4:58 pm

    LOLLLL!! So this is what you do in office..cook up crooked stories like this?? So when are you opening a facebook a/c for yourself 😈

    • September 11, 2010 11:10 am

      This is not what I do in office !!! ulla joli kalayalle pengaley ! 😀 😀 😀

      Very soon ! 😀

  15. September 9, 2010 5:25 pm

    This is ur story,i mean ur real life story

  16. September 9, 2010 5:36 pm

    I got a sms few days back,will share it here

    Just before a prisoner was ready to be hanged to death,the officer asked him about his last wish

    He said— I want to update my facebook status as died 🙂

    • September 11, 2010 11:11 am

      This is not my story !! 😀 😀 😀 couple of real incidents jotted together, thats all !! 😀

      Btw, that sms was really good ! We are all addicted to the world wide web ! 😀

  17. September 9, 2010 6:56 pm

    cool..good one 😆 😆
    I like pawan’s attitude and do you have so much time in office to write such a long story 🙂
    so when you are opening fb account 🙂

    • September 11, 2010 11:13 am

      LOL !!! what makes you think I wrote this in office ?? 😀 😀 😀 I dont write my posts during work !!! I work while I work and play while I play 😀 😀 😀 😀

      pretty sooon ! 😀 😀

  18. September 9, 2010 7:25 pm

    ROFL!! Hilarious post. As a short story, this too shall be critically dumped 😉 but it was a super fun read 🙂 So, Pavan was Vimmu??

    • September 11, 2010 11:14 am

      I know !!! I like it when I am dumped and ditched, you see ! 😀 😀 😀

      Nope, I am not that stupid to reject offers because of my silly priorities ! 😀 😀

  19. September 9, 2010 9:40 pm

    ROFL. I hope the COE’s not sitting in some park in the tip of south india 😀

  20. September 9, 2010 11:39 pm

    i love happy ending 😀
    what can be more happier than access to FB and blogs 😀

  21. September 10, 2010 1:08 am

    I like this CEO 😀
    and ask pawan to seek employment at some cyber cafe :p

    I think its time you got your FB account.

    • September 11, 2010 11:16 am

      Who wouldnt like him; poor pathetic jobless chap ! 😀 😀

      thats a nice idea; I shall tell him that whenever we meet ! 😉

      ya, very soon ! 😀

  22. September 10, 2010 2:07 am

    ROFL!!!! 😆 ninakku praandayi! oh wait, ninakku athu nerathe aayathanallo!!! 😀 😀 😀

    Endokkeya ezhuthi koottiyathu! Tupper-ware share! Man that Pawan is quite a character…!! 😛 😛
    I wonder who he is modelled on! 🙄

    Oh btw he shud have cut down on his wedding also to save wedding expenses!!! :mrgreen: stupid boy!
    Hmm but ya…bharya ullathu kondu thinnanum kudikaanum veetil undu! 😛 😛

    • September 11, 2010 11:18 am

      He is modeled on all of us ! 😀 😀 😀 We are all addicted to blogs and FB that this situation will arrive very soon ! 😀 😀

      I know ! chey, I shoulve wrote this before wedding ! oooopsss ! 😀 😀 😀 😀

  23. September 10, 2010 10:56 pm

    So this is the post you mentioned?
    Really funny !!
    (sigh..) I so wish I could have this type of interview
    I do not (yeah you are reading right) do not have access to FB, Orkut, LinkedIn or any social networking site. Blog is the only exception. But I am sure, if they are monitoring the frequency of my blog visits, even that is going to go away pretty soon.

    • September 11, 2010 11:20 am

      yup; this is the one ! 😀 😀 😀

      Dont worry; pretty soon you will come across a CEO who is as dumb as this guy ! 😀 😀

      oh, thats sad ! you should conduct a strike ! I am sure you find a team there for the strike 😉

  24. September 10, 2010 11:44 pm

    he he he 🙂 🙂 We are addicted to blog and facebook 🙂

    nice fiction 🙂 🙄 🙄

    • September 11, 2010 11:20 am

      ok, what is the meaning of that nice fiction, a smiley and two rolling eyes emoticon ??? 😀 😀 😀

  25. September 10, 2010 11:47 pm

    For STARTERS wanted to say I noticed the BATHROOM sequence lovingly woven in to this post 🙄 … will be back for more trashing… till then in OG style:razz: 😛

    Listening to this now

    • September 11, 2010 11:23 am

      LOL !!! you got that, didnt you ? 😀 😀 😀 😀 Smart girl ! 😛

      • September 13, 2010 9:47 am

        As I did read the entire post way before all these people below me, I refuse to put a comment way down there 😛

        Wonly if every employee had an internet heart like Pawan, this world would have been one peaceful place what with every terrorist unleashing destruction only through blogs like this :mrgreen:

        Vimmuuu can you give tips to handle a Employer whom I am married to, and is threatening to cut my access to FB and your blog? 😥

        Ps: you are writing too much fiction I can see! Does marriage bring out the hidden Salman Rushdie in one? :mrgreen:

        • September 13, 2010 9:18 pm

          Oh, you found a new excuse for not commenting ! 😀 😀 😀 😀

          What has this poor blog done to you ??? why so much of kola veri ! 😀 😀 😀

          and does that means you are the employee ??? then no, cuz I always support the minority and weak – that is the husbands ! 😀 😀 😀 He should get the broadband cut at your place ! 😀 😀

          LOL, too many fiction?? where??? how??? why ???when ?? 😀 😀 😀

          Hmmm…..Salman Rushdie – Salman in a Rush to Die !! wonder who named him that way 😀 😀

          • September 13, 2010 10:09 pm

            me thinks Padma Laxmi and all those women who came into his life and were thrown out of his door had a hand in asking for hos death :mrgreen: na na not those people who came out with a Fatwa in his name!

            Fiction and you goes around like that Lamb Mary once had 😉

            • September 14, 2010 1:50 pm

              I still have no clue of which lamb and mary you are talking about 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 (I should stop using emoticons after everything I say)

  26. Ashwin permalink
    September 11, 2010 3:13 am

    Awsome post man….., you have a good creativity….
    have you ever played skits in your school days?
    By the way highlights of the post are

    CEO : Go on, I am a CEO, I have enough time for stories.

    Pawan : You expect me to work 9 hours for you without having to do anything with the outside world? That’s like being in jail!

    • September 11, 2010 11:25 am

      aaahhh, you are back my friend ! where were you ! 😀 😀

      I always wanted to; but I was fat as a kid and nobody included me in anything ! I couldve easily passed off as obelix, but there werent any plays based on his character ! 😀 😀 😀

      Experience makes you like those lines, isnt it ??? 😀 😀 😀

  27. soneeta permalink
    September 11, 2010 11:05 am

    CEO : So Vimal, you have been in the same company for the last four years and you seen to be doing pretty good there. Than what is the reason for you to change you job now?

    VIMAL : Sir, its a long story.

    CEO : Go ahead. You seem to be a funny guy and a good storyteller. I can spare a little time to unwind myself.

    VIMAL : Sir, when i first joined the company they put me in a day shift. I asked them for a night shift . since i have got lot of personal work to do in the day time i prefer working in night.And than i got bored of it and asked them for a day shift. they shifted me to a day shift.but than i realised that it was a wrong thing to ask after my marriage. so i again asked for a night shift. and than i again realized it was a wrong thing to ask when i had a bunch of relatives at home and i was deprived of my right to control the TV . i again asked for a night shift……and this shuffling continued till they couldnt take it any more and asked me to leave. But that never brought down my performance.

    CEO: So , whats ur expection from this job.

    Vimal : i dont want anything much sir. i just need my space where i can concentrate in my work.

    CEO : so what are your expertise

    Vimal : Blogging…….i mean sales

    CEO : sorry, did u say blogging. i am sorry. we cant take u

    Vimal : may i know the reason sir?

    CEO: The very word “blogging”

    Vimal : are we not allowed to do any blogging here sir???

    CEO: i am afraid no.

    Vimal : than how did u agreed to give me my space to concentrate?

    CEO : i didnt know that the meaning of space has changed to a space in facebook, blogging etc etc

    Vimal : Thanks sir
    (hmmm….u guys are way beyond time. i dont think i have a future here)

    • September 11, 2010 11:26 am

      ROFLMAO !!!! 😀 😀 😀 Seriously !!!

      Cant believe you wrote all that 😛 😛 😛 Good one ! 😉

      Btw, FYI, I quit from here last week and I am relocating elsewhere. Very soon, I will be making that announcement ! 😀 😀 😀 Stay tuned 😛

  28. September 11, 2010 8:43 pm

    hahaha 😀 I loved how the story went into flashback and came back like in the movies 🙂

    Is this really fiction though? 😉

    • September 13, 2010 9:07 pm

      yup ! it is, but some of those actually happened at different situations ! 😀 😀

  29. ajay permalink
    September 12, 2010 2:34 am

    A completely ROFL story Vimmuuu 😀 CEOs have all the time in the world! I want to become a CEO now 😀 and lol at MicroHard 😀 I loved the flashback idea. Ekdum Hindi movie types. 😀 Btw, is the story inspired from real life? 😀

    • September 13, 2010 9:08 pm

      oh, this post has inspired you to be a CEO ?? 😀 😀 😀 I am more than happy ! 😀 😀 😀 😀

      not inspired; but it does have a connection with my real life here and there ! 😀 😀

  30. September 12, 2010 8:21 am

    😀 Phunny!

  31. September 12, 2010 9:53 pm

    So now we know why you are still at your job 🙂 Unlimited Facebook and blog access 😉

    Apparently quite a few places will be facing severe employee shortages. From what I hear, loads of companies have revoked facebook and blog access 🙂

    • September 13, 2010 9:19 pm

      LOL. I dont even have a facebook account; so its not me ! 😀 😀 😀

      ya, I guess so ! 😀

  32. September 12, 2010 10:17 pm

    hahahaha good one!! Internet access is now every employee’s job right 😀

    • September 13, 2010 9:20 pm

      I know !!! It should be mentioned in the offer letter, na ? 😀

  33. September 13, 2010 9:33 am

    Haha.. now I understood the title’s relevance 😛 hmm wish every employee could do this and then no company wud put restrictions on these 😀 ROTFL. too good.. I was wondering where the story was going with global warming et al 🙂 🙂

    • September 13, 2010 9:48 am

      AK you were wondering? 😯 I leave my brains behind when I land here 😛 😛

      Vim : Sakshi, you are kidding, rt? I mean, you and brains ???? You dont even have one to leave it behind anywhere !! 😀 😀 😀

      • September 13, 2010 8:51 pm

        ROTFL AD 😀

      • September 13, 2010 10:13 pm

        see Vimmu Satan the thing is that I don’t like collateral damage to my precious two ounce of a brain 🙄 Yup your post has an effect equal to that of an electric shock induced to mental patients 😥

        Now take that Bathroom Kumara in whatever way you want…..compliment or nalla choodulla malayalam theri 😛 😛 (me likes when I get to use Kerala Basha here)

        • September 14, 2010 1:53 pm

          LOL @ electric shock !! so you admit you are mental !! so now we have a dental and a mental among us !! 😀

    • September 13, 2010 11:32 am

      I know. I thot Vimmuuu ws writing something useful for a change 😛 😛

      • September 13, 2010 8:51 pm

        Hehe.. I was wondering because I thought the unexpected had happened.. For a min I thought Vimmuuu was trying to save Earth by spreading a msg thru the post..

        • September 13, 2010 9:22 pm

          Avada ?????? you arent new here, are you ??? me and save the world ??? ok, I do that only when I put on my spidey costume; otherwise I am as crazy as AD (sakshi) or as loony as Swarrr ! 😀 😀 😀 😀

          • September 13, 2010 10:14 pm

            Goddd you called sweet Swaru loony??? 😡 👿 😈

            Ps: Swar do I see a gift wrapped parcel coming my way now 😳

            • September 14, 2010 1:54 pm

              I am honest; Raja Harishchandra was my great great great granddad !! 😀

  34. September 13, 2010 4:39 pm

    For someone who is not on Facebook
    For someone who doesnt want to be on Facebook
    For someone who will not sign in on Facebook

    You have written a story involving facebook!!

    Aiyayooooo….. 😛

    • September 13, 2010 9:23 pm

      Ok ok, I am getting into facebook soon !!! happy ?? 😀 😀 😀

  35. September 14, 2010 9:02 am

    that was a good one … dragging facebook int oit

    btw, i dont have a facebook either !

    i see i have a couple of posts to catch up with … was going thru a bad phase .. so was in-communicando ….

    • September 14, 2010 1:55 pm

      You dont ??? I am planning to start; look at the pressure in the comments section ! 😀 😀 😀

      Hope everything is ok now ! dont worry; every problem has a solution ! 🙂

  36. September 14, 2010 12:24 pm

    CEO – sorry vimmuuu u seem to be an asset if we recruit you, but guess what? our women employees have requested not to give you access to blogging as you use it purely to defame ur wife and women in general
    Also there is a request from the women’s welfare association that such people should be punished to no extent and have threatened to hurl stones if we recruit you.
    Vimmuuu – I knw sir, Ive been facing with the same problem to whichever organisation I go to..and thats teh reason for the one year gap..
    I guess I should stop making stories abt my wife! and do smthing more useful!! 😛
    ((athinidakku wife-inte make-up and KFC expenses ezhuthiyillengil aakasham idinju veezhumaayirunno??!!! u sexist!))

    • September 14, 2010 8:01 pm

      woaaaah !!! where did all that come from ?? 😀 😀 😀

      and btw, that all wont happen unless the CEO is a woman; cuz every men has a sad story to tell ! 😀 😀 😀

  37. September 14, 2010 1:02 pm

    Nice story…. Loved it… Wish that could happen in real life too.. N btw your philosophy – “Every husband has a sad story to tell” is super ultimate…

    • September 14, 2010 2:03 pm

      Ya, wish ! thats only what we can do ! 😀 😀 😀

      Gosh, you did read all my old posts !!! 😀 😀 😀 Btw, how and when did you ever land up here ? 😀 😀

      • September 14, 2010 4:53 pm

        Accidentally, if i may say so… :p I have recently resigned from my job and so i keep reading a lot and scribble a bit over my blog… Last night i found your blog and just went on reading and simply loved it…

        • September 14, 2010 7:59 pm

          Ohhhh…I just opened up your space too. Will be there soon to spam !! 😀 😀

          See ya around ! 🙂

  38. September 14, 2010 4:22 pm

    True., No FB or Blog access then no point working. One needs entertainment at work also. Bachche ki jaan lenge kya kaam karake.

  39. September 14, 2010 4:23 pm

    Bang on Mr. Nostradamus. Read that article.. 🙂

    • September 14, 2010 7:57 pm

      I know !!! we all need entertainment; for all you know, we might also require a personal TV in each cubicle, na? 😀 😀

  40. September 14, 2010 11:32 pm

    Err Mr. Nostradamus?? R u sure you are not more of a Mahesh Bhatt? :mrgreen:

    • September 16, 2010 9:18 am

      LOL, I hope I understood that and if I did, then I am more of a Vikram Butt, I mean, Bhatt ! 😀

      • September 16, 2010 10:05 am

        U have to hit right at my weakness haan? :mrgreen: no more torturing comments for now 😛

        • September 16, 2010 10:47 am

          ayyeeee, naanallyaatha randennam!! one obsessed with butt, the other with bathrooms…what all do you talk about, chee chee chee chee!!

  41. Ruchi permalink
    September 16, 2010 9:03 am

    Hi There – I stumbled upon your blog and i must say its really nice 🙂 enjoyed reading this post will read through a few more 🙂


    I blog at

    • September 16, 2010 9:37 am

      Welcome to V-Lokam and thanks for dropping by ! 😀

      and all the best for whatever you are going to do 😛 😛 😛

      btw, you already liked one of my writeups; cant reveal more though ! 😀 😀 😀

  42. September 21, 2010 6:57 pm

    Lol…too funny!! i think i should consider doing the same – resigning over the lack of facebook in my office…at least my blog is still active…as of now …at least!

    • September 21, 2010 7:37 pm

      Welcome to V-Lokam and I have no idea where you came from ! 😀 😀 😀

      You know what you should do; never take me or my posts seriously !! 😀 😀 😀

      • September 21, 2010 9:10 pm

        Came over from Nu’s…though i think we know a lot of bloggers in common. seen ur comments elsewhere too and decide to hop across!


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