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September 23, 2010

Excerpts from yesterdays ‘Finish it to win it’ award ceremony.


CB : Now, please put your hands together for the winner…..(drum rolling music from behind)…… Its none other than Vimmuuu for his ‘The Big Picture’. Lets all give him a big round of applause!

(the audience in chorus) Booo booooo boooooooo boooo booooooo !!!! Loserrr !!! 

Vimmuuu gets onto the stage wearing a black shirt, a red silk tie and a pink lungi. He accepts the trophy and certificate from CB and demands for the mike. CB hands him over the mike and goes to the backstage.

Vimmuuu : Ahem ahem…mike testing…1…2..3…

People, I am speechless…..I really mean it, I don’t have a speech with me…I wasn’t prepared for this…oh, that’s only because of the time difference…she said she would announce it on 23rd, but CB (turning towards her), its still 22nd here…next time, remind me to get you a clock that displays the Indian time….(turning towards the audience) when CB said shes going to announce the winners on 23rd, I got a Tux rented…apparently, the Tux was previously used by Mr.Clinton and you see, I didn’t want to take a risk…so gave it for laundry which I was supposed to collect tomorrow morning… you all would have to excuse me for this pink lungi of mine…..I didn’t have time to press my other clothes and I had to rush…Moreover, lungi is one of Indias traditional attire…its time Indians take their own culture abroad rather than looking like butlers at award functions… I had a tough time with the security convincing him that I am a blogger and I am the winner of the contest…..what do they know about malayalis, huh?…..I have already recommended CB to get a few Indian security guards next time….. anyway, on the speech, I was to work on it and also include a few pity words for the losers tonight…..(sigh! ) but what to do…I guess, I will have to end this acceptance speech with just a few words…. 

I take this opportunity to thank all the bloggers who voted for me…and for those who didn’t, tch..tch…you just wasted an opportunity to vote for the winner…buhahhahaha…

CB (whispering from the backstage) : psst..psst…vimmuuu….what are you doing? You are supposed to be humble when you accept an award.

Vimmuuu (covers the mike with his palm) : oh, I am sorry. Can I say something in my regional language and talk about my mom and god? Would that be humble enough?

CB : Just DONT be yourself. That would do!

Vimmuuu : ok  (and turns towards the audience with a fake smile)

so, where was I ? …oh ya…I thank all bloggers who voted for me, I thank CB for giving me this wonderful opportunity to participate…I thank Will, Rose, Mary, Jasmine, Betty and most importantly the little lamb for remaining sportive throughout the contest… But I was expecting this victory. After all what are bribes for….(pauses and then turns towards CB and tells ‘oops’)….(turns to the audience again and continues) as I was saying, this award is very special…You guys voted for my story when you had no clue that it was mine…..and for the same reason, I am dedicating this to all the hungry kids in the world……this award is very special……You guys took time from your busy schedules to read 19 different stories and then vote for me..…for the same reason, I am dedicating this to all the endangered species in the world……this award is very special….

CB (interrupts): Vimmuuu, its so boring. For heavens sake, please leave the arena.

Vimmuuu : But I just started…..

CB:  You speak some more, and this award is going to somebody else

Rakesh, from the audience, lifts his hand and shouts “Me

CB : you didn’t even write a story and you have the guts to raise your hand! You know what you should do, update your dying blog.

Rakesh : Damn ! I atleast commented in everybodys fiction! I deserve an award for that!

Scorpria : No, you didn’t comment in mine !

Rakesh : I don’t understand Russian; that’s why ! :mrgreen:

Scorpria : Grrrr…..think twice when you step into my blog next ! Hmmmppphh !

Vimmuuu (not listening to all that) : CB, can I finish my speech, the best is yet to come ! I have dedications to flood and earthquake victims, global warming, and all the foreign players participating in the CWG.

CB : But you said you didn’t prepare anything ?

Vimmuuu : Psst…psst…That’s how everybody starts their speech, right? Besides, I am the winner. People here are waiting to listen to me. Now if you will please excuse me (pushes CB aside)

As I was saying folks…this award is special…

Punam (from the audience) : We really don’t want to listen to you. Please pass the mike to CB; I need to know about her next contest so that I can prepare well. I just love contests!

CB grabs the mike from Vimmuuu. Vimmuuu goes ‘heyyyyy’ in the background.

CB : Very soon guys. Very soon. This wouldn’t have been possible if not for you all. When I started the contest, I really had my doubts on how people are going to react to it and if I would have any participants at all. You cant imagine how happy I am at this moment. I am glad everything went well without any confusions and politics; I am so relieved, cant you see me flying? I even got to know a few wonderful bloggers through this. Keeping in mind the tremendous response I received, I am planning to conduct similar contests every month !!!

All the bloggers in the hall falls unconscious. Voltage fluctuates. A few lights go pooofff. The ceiling cracks.

Vimmuuu (to CB) : Look what you did with your speech ! 

CB : Oops. But they were already exhausted listening to you; so I am just partly responsible.

Vimmuuu : Whatever, give me back the mike. I am not done yet! 

CB : For what? Theres nobody left in the hall.

Vimmuuu : Oh, that’s what you think. Look to your right.

Rakesh and Scorpria are seen pulling each others hair and running in and around the exit.

Vimmuuu snatches the mike from a shocked CB and

 “As I saying folks, this award is special…..You guys voted….


For the late comers :

This is CBs story – Finish it to win it

This is how I completed it  – The big picture

And for people who still don’t believe that an entry as silly as that can win, heres the proof — Finish it to win it – Grand Finale

and oohhh, the trophies and certificate I won :

1 ) For the fiction







2) For the guessing game – Meet the Tale Twisters 


165 Comments leave one →
  1. anita permalink
    September 23, 2010 2:19 pm

    Drama king.

    People get awards and then put up a post thanking everybody. Look what you have done. They should stop you from participating in any contest if this is the outcome.

    Congrats Vimmuuuuuuu !!! 🙂

    • September 24, 2010 8:01 am

      Thanks ma. Look what you did with your comment. All of them below are calling me drama king and queen now !

      Thats what I keep telling people too – dont make me participate ! 😀

  2. September 23, 2010 2:21 pm


    • September 23, 2010 2:26 pm

      Wah wah! I hv never heard err read a better acceptance speech! Baaah (nt continue this as baa black sheep nw) :mrgreen:

      Anyway, u won! So, congratulations 😛 😛

      • September 24, 2010 8:02 am

        LOL! Anyway, so thanks ! But you didnt even vote for me ! Dont talk to me ! Hmmpphhh !!! 😀 😀 😀

        • September 24, 2010 2:13 pm

          Err weren’t the entries kept anon 😉 Hw shud I hv known which ws urs 😛 😛

  3. September 23, 2010 2:57 pm

    Thank God I wasn’t there for the award ceremony 😛 😛
    Mary had a little lamb and a big picture, impressive 😀 😀
    Congrats Vimmmmmmmmmmmmmmu

    • September 24, 2010 8:06 am

      Thanks 🙂 but did CB invite you in the first place for the ceremony ? 😀 😀

  4. September 23, 2010 2:58 pm

    What a boring speech shd have atleast taken name of all those who voted for you 😆 😆 😆

    Kangarulations !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • September 23, 2010 3:33 pm

      😆 Loved that Kangarulations!!!
      Good one Rashmi 😀 😀

    • September 24, 2010 8:08 am

      LOL, that would make my speech as normal as the others ! 😀 😀 😀 Thanks Rashmi for voting and kangarulating me now ! 😀 😀 😀

  5. September 23, 2010 3:37 pm

    Excuse me sir, one question…. What is a Lungi?
    I am just guessing ….but is it an Indian skirt like Saree or is it any hybrid form of trousers???

    • September 23, 2010 4:07 pm

      Exactly CB….its a skirt for the men… :mrgreen:

      • September 23, 2010 4:19 pm

        😯 😯 So Vimmuuu wore a skirt to the award night 😯 😯

        • September 23, 2010 6:33 pm

          Its a kind of skirt – except that its cylindrical – there is no shape and the person needs to tie it up with a knot – there are no buttons….

          Something like this :

        • September 23, 2010 6:34 pm

          Vimmuuu…chk that code…the pic is not displaying…

    • ajay permalink
      September 23, 2010 4:09 pm

      No CB it’s not a trouser or a skirt. It’s like a Sarong worn around the waist. It’s like saree for men 😀 😀

      • September 23, 2010 4:35 pm

        😯 😯 A sarong???? 😯 😯 and that too PINK 😯 😯

        • ajay permalink
          September 23, 2010 4:43 pm

          CB you shouldn’t forget this is Vimmuuu. He’s a total maverick. Anything is possible 😀 😀

    • September 24, 2010 6:49 am

      CB I can see that you didn’t give poor Vims enough time at all to gather up appropriate clothes as the LUNGI is basically a Malayali’s Wrist Band…you know like the friendship band thingie?? God Vimmu wore that exactly where??? 😯

      • September 24, 2010 8:09 am

        CB : I hope you got your answer now ! Please google lungi and you will find what it is. But I am not responsible for any explicit pics that might appear ! google can be really naughty at times 😀 😀 😀

      • September 24, 2010 2:15 pm

        Anon: What r u saying 😯

    • September 24, 2010 11:41 am

      CB.. you really dont know what lungi is or just kidding?

  6. September 23, 2010 4:02 pm

    Total dramebaaz you are. Congrats for winning. Your out of the context thinking made for a whacky story 😀

    • September 24, 2010 8:10 am

      Cant believe this is your comment !!! How I wish you could always remain in maternity and comment through your mobile !! 😀 😀 😀 😀

  7. September 23, 2010 4:11 pm

    Of course, I made a mistake of voting for that story…you wrote that one ???? Che…che…. 😉 😉

    Now, OK…Congrats Drama King !!! 🙂 🙂

    Ppl are scared of your eyes, do u know that ??? Login to FB, to chk the photo I had put, which we took at Dhaba Express…LOL….no tux or lungi will be noticed, by anyone !!! LOL !!! 🙂 😉 😉 Thats why I keep telling u to join FB !!!! 😉

    Oru acceptance speech kooda nalla pesa theriyadha ????? What all u want to include in that – global warming / earthquake victims huh ??? 😉 😉

    CB, you just made sure we had a helluva time for the past month !!! Thank you dear…we wait for more such contests…. 🙂 🙂

    • September 24, 2010 8:12 am

      LOL, a mistake that turned out to be a blessing for me !!! 😀 😀 😀

      Thanks Uma ! 😀

      Can you please send that snap? not fair; you know I dont have an account ! 😦

      I also made a dig at my god ARR, but nobody understood that. I am sure even you didnt ! 😀

      more contests??? I am fainting **

      • September 24, 2010 12:27 pm

        Oh yeah…got it – that one on ARR !!! 😉

        And I did know that u wrote that story – chk my comment at CB… 😉 🙂 Theres one line which gave u away so easily….

        “Will : Well….so? What can I do about it? She called me; I didn’t, right? You should be upset with her; not me!”

        ha ha ha …I laughed so much at this give-away line…. 😆

        • September 25, 2010 10:52 am

          Thank goodness ! 😀

          😀 😀 😀 😀 yeah, every husband story, na ? 😀 😀

          • September 25, 2010 4:00 pm

            Now, dont u start with that line, OK ????

  8. ajay permalink
    September 23, 2010 4:30 pm

    What a post! What a post! 😀 😀 And man pink lungi, red tie and black shirt!! 😀 I must say an awesome combination. But I must say you gave CB a tough time at the awards function 😀 Anyway congratulations dude on the award!! You won this time because I didn’t participate. Next time will be my time 😀 😀

    As an aside, was Kalmadi in charge of making that hall where function was held? It seems very likely 😀

    • September 24, 2010 8:15 am

      LOL !!! yes, the fox became the king cuz there wasnt one lion around !! kurukkan raajavaaya kadha !! 😀 😀 😀 Giving tough times to people is in my genes; its hereditary man ! 😀

      ROFL @ the dig at Kalmadi ! 😀 😀 😀

  9. September 23, 2010 4:32 pm

    Wow! what a wonderfully entertaining award function 😛
    Trust me, I too had a similar award ceremony running in my head, but the microphone was totally under my control all the time :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

    Except a little difficulty in imagining the attire of the award recepients, I thoroughly enjoyed this brilliantly narrated award ceremony after rolling over in laughter at your take of my story 😀 😀 😀

    Thank you very much Vimmuuu for gracing the competition with your presesnce, talent and excellent sense of humor 😛 😛

    • September 24, 2010 8:18 am

      Apart from the attire, you wouldnt have also understood a few other things too. One day when you get me to Aus, I shall explain all this to you ! 😀 😀 😀

      yeah, how I wish we really had an award ceremony like this. I never win, and when I win, theres nobody around 😀 😀 😀

      I am blushing reading the last line ! 😛

  10. September 23, 2010 6:22 pm

    Pink lungi 😀 😀 rotfl post as usual!

    • September 24, 2010 8:18 am

      Read Scorprias comment below and you will know the pink lungi story ! 😀 😀 😀

  11. September 23, 2010 7:03 pm

    How many toilet rolls were sacrificed n making this speech? _ simple question sir … Don’t get agitated Pl… 😉

    And people stop calling him drama king! DQ protests big time! 😀

    • September 24, 2010 8:20 am

      nahh, any questions related to toilets, I will be more than happy to reply !! 😀 😀 😀

      This is not the first time people are calling me that ! You are relatively new here, thats why ! 😀 😀

      btw, the answer to that question is I dont use toilet papers ! :mrgreen:

      • September 24, 2010 9:39 am

        I could exactly have a perfectly normal life even if I was depreived of the knowledge imparted throught eh last line you know 😉 😉 … it is kinda ewww early morning!!!!

        • September 24, 2010 9:52 am

          LOL !!! I hate carbon (paper) and love hydrogen and oxygen (water) !! Its all about choices, you see ! 😀

  12. September 23, 2010 7:29 pm

    You’re our Drama King…no matter what DQ says 😉

    Congratulations Vimmuuu !!!

    • September 24, 2010 8:22 am

      Oh, thanks for the DK encouragement ! 😀 😀 😀

      • September 24, 2010 9:37 am

        Hello!!! just because u are the latest kishen kumar of blog world .. u’ll not participate in my blog???? … Why u acting like that hero who after the first hit announces that it shall only be karan johar movies from now on!!! (of course only Kjo will understand your love for Pink lungis!)

        • September 24, 2010 9:54 am

          LOL, I tried participating. But I am bad at eavesdropping, you see ! 😀 😀 😀

          btw, whos that hero ??? I thot only SRK wanted to act in K.Jos movies ! 😀 😀

          • September 25, 2010 3:07 am

            Did she just say something mean abt SRK?????

            I hereby declare war then!!! grr

            • September 25, 2010 10:53 am

              I think she did man. Which other idiot will still act in all Kjo movies?

              oops :mrgreen:

    • September 24, 2010 9:37 am

      Tu rukh… ab!!!!

  13. September 23, 2010 7:51 pm

    Oh its over…. Thank God… Bye

  14. September 23, 2010 7:52 pm

    Oh, so you are a Drama King. Well congratulations. Well deserved :).

    • September 24, 2010 8:24 am

      Thanks Harini ! 😀 😀 I donno, but people have been calling me that for a while now, not that I am happy with it ! I prefer cinema more ! 😉

      • September 24, 2010 9:18 pm

        Oh well, I like it so I guess I will be calling you by that name *shrugs*.

  15. September 23, 2010 8:12 pm

    Btw, congrats…

  16. v2 aka Vivek permalink
    September 23, 2010 8:15 pm

    You bribed all in to “voting” for you ??? I will head the inquiry committee to probe this ..

    • September 24, 2010 8:30 am

      ssshhh…you are turning against me just like the rest of them here? 😛

  17. September 23, 2010 8:56 pm

    haha 😛 I thought u would started your speech with “ellam pughazul eraivannukke”

    congrats aliya!! on the award…… btw, njan avadae chennappo, voting was already done and winner already decided 😛 😛

    • September 24, 2010 8:44 am

      LOL, I did make that dig at ARR and you didnt realise !!!! 😀 😀

      oh sheri sheri…ini ippo anganey parayaaaalo !! but aa story vaayichu kaanilallo ! 😀 😀 😀

      • September 24, 2010 1:01 pm

        I did realize it, hence mentioned 😛

        njan kurachu vaayichu, pinne madhi ayadae 😛 😛 😛 😛 haha

        • September 25, 2010 10:56 am

          oho…thank you…ellaavarum inganey thanney chayyaney !!! every OG has a day ennu orkkanam ! 😀 😀 😀 😀

  18. September 23, 2010 9:09 pm

    *As Vimmuuu snatches the mike from a shocked CB, music slowly begins in the background

    He thinks he’s delivering a (stupid) speech that continues with “As I saying folks, this award is special…..You guys voted….”, but actually, he’s singing along with the music… in a forlorn voice*

    I yam a malayalee, I ware a ping lungee

    I yam a card holding member, Of the Marxist partee

    (Laal Salaahm)

    I yam a malayalee…Gad knos, Gad knos I yam a malayalee

    I gohn to the gelf, I gohn to the gelf fohr a lohng time

    To get, a big faht sahlary Oh I miss my fahmileey

    Hoo cares, I making lohts of moneey

    Its grate but I take brahndy Wile ohl the athers lyike to dring skohtch wiskeey

    My chappals aar baata and you can coll me chetaa

    *Scorpria and Rakesh starts guffawing and calls out*


    I yam vary sexee And I Lyike my kohfee

    *Scorpria and Rakesh starts guffawing and calls out*

    Yes I yam malayalee

    *Scorpria and Rakesh continues guffawing and calls out*

    *Now angry, Vimmuuu says*
    (Chetta alla cheta)

    Wen I was in therd standard I was send to engleesh meedium

    To learn the briteesh lahnguage

    C.A.T cat, B.A.G bayg A fohr aaple and ohl that

    With grate difficulty I passed and wend ohn to plus too

    How I goht thru I dohnt kno And then I wend to cohllege

    Since I was second got to soo-ology Athuru kazhinetturu MBA

    Then I got ohfer to go kuweit To work for a presteejias cumbany

    Two months and I wahnted one smalleh

    Thaught dringing nayanteenayan goht picked up be pohlice

    Now I yam in the jeyil I yam vary alone vary scared

    If sumbady listen please help me

    But lyif stil gohs on

    I cant get used to living widhout living widhout living widhout

    My mahruthee, I goht it as my dawree

    How, Gad knows, It cayme wid one year wahrantee

    So baby cahnt u see (Seeladichada)

    I lyik my kappa meen curree

    I yam a malayalee Cyan you see my ping lungee

    I yam I yam I yam a malayalee

    *Scopria and Rakesh staaped chaysing eachathar lwaang byack. They yaar now feddup of the malayali in tha pink lungi and starts running toweyrds tha staige to keel the “skreeming bledy malayali” kaalled Vimmuuu*

    • September 23, 2010 9:14 pm

      And all you ppl who haven’t heard this song, pls click on this link:

      You won’t regret doing so 😀 😀 😀 😉 😉 😉

      • September 25, 2010 2:23 am

        OK enough of the running ppl!
        Scorpria…here take ur gelf-gate wig!! Now u dont need go back to ur darkroom and play with the torch light to hide ur bald head! 😛
        Yakshi….Heres the lungi ! U can use it as a cape for ur next fancy dress competition!
        Vimmuuu….U r vulnerable right now so just handover the trophy to me!

        CB…Gimme tht let me do the talking!!


        • September 25, 2010 2:36 am

          OMG the trophy is being stolen by the underwater…err…I mean underworld Croco-brat 😯 😯
          *dialing blue shoe FBI * for help

          You can have Mike,Will,Mary….for that matter but beware of the blue shoe army attack 👿 👿

          • September 25, 2010 9:54 am

            Haa Vimmu is vulnerable from the back?? *sakshi warming up her camera for yet another musklepiece shot* :mrgreen:

            • September 25, 2010 10:57 am

              Would you all kindly stop talking about my lungi and anatomy for a while ?? 😀 😀 😀 😀

              • September 26, 2010 9:36 am

                Are you feeling shy??? :mrgreen:
                Blushing huh?? 😉 😉
                OK OK since you are officially blushing we hereby declare end to this debate for the next hour or so 😀 😀 😀

    • September 24, 2010 6:52 am

      😆 😆 Keel that lungi man and snaatch the trophyyy I say!!

      • September 24, 2010 8:48 am

        @ scropria : I was searching for that lyrics !!! Thanksssss !!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 That song brings the award ceremony to a gr8 end ! 😀 😀

    • September 24, 2010 11:34 am

      lol scorpria.. that was too good.. hahahahaha

  19. September 23, 2010 9:25 pm

    awesome stuff… congrats once again 😀 your speech is as creative as the story itself but yeah it makes sence that was only the big picture this is the biggest 😉

    • September 24, 2010 9:10 am

      LOL !! Thanks Ruchi !!! Glad you survived the big and the biggest ! 😀

    • September 25, 2010 2:57 am

      Groovy baby :mrgreen: I cant stop myself from saying this ever since i knew u were the one behind Will power hehehe!

  20. September 23, 2010 9:31 pm

    you actually won ????????????? !!!!!!

    • September 24, 2010 9:11 am

      Oyyy, what did I write in the last line !!! proof !! go check ! hmmpphh !!! 😛

  21. September 23, 2010 9:58 pm

    Congrats! Now let me go read your story 🙂

    Pink lungi kalakki tto mone! 😛 😀

    • September 24, 2010 9:13 am

      Welcome to V-Lokam ! 😀

      kalakki kalakki njaan kalangi poyi !!! 😀

  22. September 23, 2010 10:05 pm

    Ok, I am back after reading and YO it was great. What a twist! 😆 😀

    • September 24, 2010 9:33 am

      Seriously??? you manage to survive this?? 😀 😀 😀

  23. September 23, 2010 10:08 pm

    aiyooo drama queen ! … did you blackmail people and win ?? 🙂

    • September 24, 2010 9:34 am

      Heyyyy…how did you know??? i mean, nooooooo !!!!

      • September 24, 2010 11:29 am

        “Heyyyy…how did you know” what?
        That you’re actually a drama “queen” or that you “blackmail”ed? ???? 😀 😀 😀 😀

      • September 24, 2010 11:35 am

        so you are indeed a drama “queen” then? 😛

  24. September 23, 2010 10:30 pm

    Congratulations !! You are really a big drama queen bugger, oooops sorry blogger !!
    And please, plase, can I have a picture of u in the the classic dress of black shirt, a red silk tie and a pink lungi
    I am just not able to visualise it 🙂

    • September 24, 2010 9:37 am

      Thanks !! I am a guy, so please call me drama king, not that I am happy with the tag !! 😀

      LOL, lemme ask the missus here if I can send snaps of mine for other women to visualise !! 😀 😀

      • September 24, 2010 11:36 am

        time to change your pic.. looks like people think it’s a girl 😛

      • September 24, 2010 2:21 pm

        What did missus say 😛 And eeeeeeeks! U so want ladies to visualize u in wyaaaaak

        • September 25, 2010 11:01 am

          I didnt want. she wanted. read the comment properly scary eyes !! 😀 😀 😀

  25. September 23, 2010 11:07 pm

    Now Vimmuu…you have double celebrations! one for winning the contest, and another for having christened “Drama King” 😉 Congrats Again !!!
    I couldn’t laugh more on this post ! It was a riot of laughter 🙂 🙂 *Pink Lungi* 🙂 🙂 🙂
    ROFL @ Scorpia’s comments too!

    • September 24, 2010 9:39 am

      Welcome to V-Lokam ! 😀

      LOL, thats because you are new here ! These buggers, I mean bloggers always call me drama king ! Hmmpphh !! 😀 😀 😀

      Glad you survived the big and biggest picture ! 😀

  26. September 24, 2010 6:06 am

    If that is how you give a speech..I am only glad I was not around to listen to it.. And skipped through even reading most of it 😛

    Congratulations on the award.. 🙂

    • September 24, 2010 9:45 am

      Welcome to V-Lokam !

      you skipped reading it too ?? 😀 😀 😀 Thats exactly the kind of encouragement a writer like me looks for !!! 😀 😀

      Thanks 😛

  27. September 24, 2010 6:55 am

    I object to all this drama. Vimmu kidnapped me and hid me in his stinking bathroom and stole the story right from my brain with the help of that Bratception. Finally, after a week I managed to escape by climbing down his drain pipe and what do I see??????? Plagiarism at it’s worst..

    I want justice CB….JUSTICE. The award is mine :mrgreen:

    • September 24, 2010 9:49 am

      I accept everything, except that my bathroom is stinking !! That is an allegation !!!! How dare you say that !! You even slept in it and no, you werent unconscious, I peeped in and found you snoring away to glory !!! 🙂

      • September 24, 2010 11:32 am

        You peep in when ppl are in the bathroom. Cheyyyyy!!!!! (kollam thulasi style)
        I have to let ppl in MLR 103 and 105 and 104 (upstairs) know this asap!!!

        Ennaalum…aiyyaiyyaiye…che che che che (ey auto style)

        • September 25, 2010 11:04 am

          Tell me one thing, avide ethra perunddu ??? 😀 😀 😀

          pinne, peeping, adente hobby aannuuuuuu (jayan style) 😉

  28. September 24, 2010 8:11 am

    Ohhh avante oru SRK type thank you speech!!!

    Btw you didn’t think of throwing that Tux into a Dettol bottle after learning from whom it was ripped off? 😯

    • September 24, 2010 9:50 am

      LOL !!! SRK cant give such good speeches ! 😀

      You are speaking like Brat now !!! How will you fit a tux into a dettol bottle !!! tell me tell me !!! 😀 😀 😀

      • September 24, 2010 9:57 am

        Well you can! when you buy the Dettol from COSTCO (It’s like that METRO wholesale in India, where they sell everything in a humongous size)

        and please don’t insult my brain by comparing it to that Diaper CrocRAT 😥

        • September 24, 2010 10:04 am

          are you actually giving me an explanation or trying to ! 😀 😀 😀 😀

        • September 24, 2010 2:22 pm

          ROFL 😆 Enge Brat 😛 No answer for this one?

        • September 25, 2010 2:47 am


          Arey she might have used the same shrink ya i used at Pals place to shrink/enlarge Pals laptop/Tumbler

    • September 25, 2010 2:39 am

      dai dai yakshii…dontu touch Mr SRK!!

      And whn did u have a thing called brain? U r more like those dinos which had their brains in their tails/butts! Im not joking some dinos did have brains on their butts…hence their reaction time was very slow compared to the other creatures 😉

      Anywy I am guilty regarding the Bartception we did on ur head,we did see lots of butts insde ur memories..eww thts one place i dont want to go again!
      but tell me one thing…how did u survive inside tht bathroom??? i must say..its a miracle u survived!

      • September 25, 2010 10:03 am

        Why would I touch SRK? 😯 everyone knows wonly KJO can touch him 😉 :mrgreen:

        Butt or head at least I have brains!!! 😡 What about creatures like you whose skull rattles?? 👿

        Haa you want me to tell Vimmu how you helped me to get out of his bathroom? 😉

        • September 25, 2010 11:09 am

          Brat : I like that dinosaur theory; heard it last in school. and it suits sakshi too ! 😀 😀 😀 Butt and brains !! this kutti and that kutti…very very match… 😀 😀

  29. September 24, 2010 9:37 am

    Hey I read your story only today. The other day I got confused which one was yours and didn’t vote.
    I’m glad you won. congrats 🙂 Now you must be singing with the bathroom!!!! 😀

    • September 24, 2010 9:55 am

      LOL !!! everybody has a reason for not voting !! 😀 😀 😀 😀 That ‘vote’ post of mine was not for me, but in general ! 😀 😀 😀

      Thanks a lot Lost world ! yeah, I did sing yesterday, the whole day ! 😀 😀 check out the song i sang in scorprias comment ! 😀

  30. September 24, 2010 10:58 am

    Congrats Vimmuu.. Please prepare for a speech nex time. Ofcourse assuming that CB wil let you participate. 🙂

    • September 25, 2010 11:11 am

      Welcome to V-Lokam !

      That was a prepared speech; I guess you didnt read it fully ! 😀 😀 😀

      Im sure there will be a lot other contests ! 😀 😀 😀

  31. September 24, 2010 11:39 am

    Lol.. I thought so.. I was convinced that nobody else can write “Big Picture” other than you 😀 and I was right!! Btw I enjoyed small picture post too 😛
    Congrats Vimmuuu!!! 🙂

    • September 25, 2010 11:12 am

      Thanks Avada ! but after reading your story at your blog, i feel so little for all the silliness Im doing in the name of fiction 😀 😀 😀 😀

      You enjoyed small picture too ??? grrrrr…. I take back my words 😀

  32. September 24, 2010 11:46 am

    Trust you to make a whole post out of that also!! 😀 😀 😀

    • September 24, 2010 12:13 pm

      naanam illathavan…che! :mrgreen:

      Anwyay congrats for winning the prize…even I voted for u! 😛 😀
      hey i didnt get any bribe!! 🙄 fraud!!! 😛 u showed favouritism even in bribes eh?? useless bugger! orangutan!! 😀 😀 😀

      But I have to admit: Only you could write a story like that…!! Any patti-kutti cud make out its written by you! 😛 Next time try writing with a little variety!!! 😛

      • September 24, 2010 2:24 pm

        U r rt Ash 😛 U r so predictable of late VImmuuu 😉 Try something different 😛
        But err I really thot ‘A Pleasant Surprise’ ws ur story 😛

      • September 24, 2010 4:36 pm

        Any patti-kutti cud make out its written by you!

        That wud be me… woof woof

        • September 25, 2010 2:48 am

          Awwwww…Wht a cute ugly dog!! Here go fetch!!

          • September 25, 2010 10:39 am

            cute ugly doggie has bounded off to fetch and returns back with this for Brat


            What do you mean you are getting a “pokey” feeling??? 🙄

            • September 25, 2010 12:10 pm

              @Swar: My creative cells had died down…I really wanted to think of something different. But this was like a story for the sake of story….wanted to submit SOMETHING before the contest ended. Hence the half-baked effort 😛 My apologies!!

      • September 25, 2010 11:17 am

        Thanks for voting, ash ! Even if it wasnt mine, you wudve voted for it, because it has a lesbian angle to it ! 😀 😀 😀 😀

  33. September 24, 2010 4:34 pm

    (the audience in chorus) Booo booooo boooooooo boooo booooooo !!!! Loserrr !!!
    *Crafty throwing popcorn and other snacks at audience*
    If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times, NO ONE teases Vimmuuu Saar!!!!!!!!!!!! 👿

    Vim : Yeyyy, you are back !! thats like my crafty; boo them back ! 😀 😀 😀

    black shirt, a red silk tie and a pink lungi
    Vimmuuu saar, if you would just please fold ur lungi up, then the world can see the fluorescent orange Hawaii slipper too…

    Vim : Cant fold enough and I hope you know what I mean ! 😀 😀

    Good thing you did not wear Clinton’s Tux… even with laundry, you could never be too sure! 😯

    Tell us the truth, your other clothes are still in the washing machine, aren’t they?? :mrgreen:

    Vim : Yeah, all. Thats why I couldnt fold the lungi more ! 😀 😀

    its time Indians take their own culture abroad rather than looking like butlers at award functions
    True true!!! The popular USA-vaasi Mr. EOG will surely nod his approval!

    Fake smile? Like this – EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I love that smile!! 😀 😀 😀


    I thank Will, Rose, Mary, Jasmine, Betty and most importantly the little lamb for remaining sportive throughout the contest
    Ooh, the love for animals has got me emotional…. *wipes nose on Vimmuuu’s tie*

    Vim : Ewww….that was Clintons tie !!!! 😀 😀 😀 Go jump into the ganges now ! 😀

    Voltage fluctuates. A few lights go pooofff. The ceiling cracks.
    What? This looks like a scene from Titanic, right before it sank…. 😯

    Vim : ok, you are indirectly insulting Chatterbox ! 😀 😀 😀 😀

    Rakesh and Scorpria are pulling each other’s hair?! Good grief! This is just the award function one shud be at! *sitting down with remnants of popcorn and snacks*

    Vim : Move a lill. give me space to sit ! 😀

    Vimmuuu Saar… Kangra-insulations!!! You won you won!!! HUGS!
    Saw all the prizes etc. Clapped, shooed ppl booing you…now where’s the party?? in the bathroom??? *packs her raincoat and showercap*

    Vim : You guessed it right. Its a rain dance from my shower ! But no stags allowed 😦

    Thanks Crafty !!! huggss !

    • September 24, 2010 5:15 pm

      *Scorpria rofl @ Crafty’s *wipes nose on Vimmuuu’s tie*. vimmuuu puts out tongue at Scorpria, pulls tie vehemently off crafty’s hands and says “no one touches my tie” and kisses it. crafty goes “ewwww”. realisation dawns, and Vimmuuu goes “EWWWW”er* 😀 😀 😀

      • September 25, 2010 2:53 am


        i think the smile is like
        (For more info Plz refer to KHNH )

        y did u insulate poor kanagu???

        • September 25, 2010 10:42 am

          @ Scorpria: ROFL!!! 😆

          @ Brat: kanagu?! btw, where is kanagu?? is he on a secret mission?

          • September 25, 2010 10:48 am

            @ scropria : You are the ewww-est creature ever !!! 😀 😀 😀 😀

            @ brat : no, thats a smile me and crafty developed !! 😀 😀 😀 and its copyrighted ! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • September 26, 2010 8:05 pm

      Excuse me sir….but why on earth was I mentioned in the comment above?? 🙄 🙄 🙄

      • September 26, 2010 11:11 pm

        CB…the ceiling cracked, voltage fluctuated when you said you are bringing up new contests. Now go figure whats the relation between that and craftys comment ! 😀 😀 😀

  34. September 24, 2010 6:14 pm

    LOL, Vimmuuu.. why me???

  35. September 25, 2010 12:35 am

    Now that was a Dabang of an acceptance ‘post’ 🙂 Not only did you do whatever suited, you also pulled poor CB, and the rest of them 🙂 CB must be cursing her luck that she ran the contest and you won 🙂

    But congrats Vimmuuu. The story was wonderful! I could not vote 😦 I was a little extra busy during that time. And there so many stories to read 😦

    • September 25, 2010 10:37 am

      Its ok Smitha, I am glad you atleast read mine ! 😀 😀

      I was waiting for a chance to pull CBs legs; I never did that you see. How can I miss the opportunity when I finally got one ! 😀

  36. September 25, 2010 5:19 am

    Congarats!! Psst: I didn’t vote for u 😉 Buhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • September 25, 2010 10:35 am

      Thanks ! I know and yet I won ! 😀 😀 😀 😀 Im glad you supported the rest ! 😉

  37. September 26, 2010 12:42 am

    your comment section is soooo long that it didnt even load the first time 😛
    congratulationssss 😀 and you love drama don’t you 😛 ROFLing …

    • September 26, 2010 11:15 pm

      I know. and its better than the post, I feel ! ok, I was jus being modest there; you better reply saying ‘no, no, the post was also good’ ! 😀 😀 😀 😀 Thanks !

  38. September 26, 2010 1:02 pm

    What an acceptance speech ,Lungiman!! ROFL!!! Hilarious

    I hate to say this…..but your post deserved to win 😈

    Congrats once again 😀

    • September 26, 2010 11:16 pm

      Thanks again Deeps ! i saw your votes too ! 😀 😀 😀 😀

  39. September 26, 2010 4:03 pm

    congrats on the win.

  40. thesaintlysinner permalink
    September 26, 2010 5:14 pm

    I didn’t read this stuff… and my comment has got nothing to do with this article as well.. but wanted to chec if you remember this song….

    Its from the yesteryears..movied named Naga Panchami…I guess we listened to it when we were staying in Sharjah I believe….

    • September 26, 2010 11:19 pm

      You couldve sent an email, le? 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

      Nope, we were still in Deira when Nagapanchami released; remember, its from this movie where we caught the dialogue “Why, why, but why” for a few days !!! and also, we made Sujiettan sing this song while we were at Edappal. Thanks for sharing the link; I totally forgot about the song.

  41. September 27, 2010 8:15 am

    For a moment, I gasped when I saw my name there! 🙂

    Many congrats! I hate to say that I couldn’t vote though! 😦

    • September 30, 2010 6:29 am

      LOL, I shouldve mentioned Brat ! 😀 😀 😀 for me, that guy is always Rakesh, thats why ! 😀

      Thats ok, I won anyway ! 😀 😀 😀 😀 Thanks 😛

  42. September 29, 2010 7:00 pm

    Sshhhheee i just missed the whole scene..i would have put ‘naykorna podi’ all over the trophy..before it reaches ur hand!!! ssshe sshhe!~

    • September 30, 2010 6:30 am

      You didnt come for the function na? you said you wanted a re-evaluation of the results and CB ignored you ! chey chey, mosham ! 😀 😀 😀

  43. September 30, 2010 1:03 am

    Congrats Bro!! 🙂 🙂

    Loved your acceptance speech… absolutely hilarious 😀 😀 but more than anybody CB is the sufferer here.. LOL 😆

    Will read your ‘finish it’ entry soon 🙂 🙂

    • September 30, 2010 6:31 am

      Thanks buddy ! 😀

      Oh, please go read it soon before they ban that particular entry ! 😀 😀


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