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An interview with the sage!

February 21, 2011

Yeah, I finally met him.

The regulars here don’t need an introduction to the sage, but for sake of the new comers – there is this sage who kept appearing in my dreams and who made me publish a few anti-woman, anti-relationship posts*. Well, a few days back, I had the privilege to get his darshan which I have been waiting for since ages and following is an abstract of our conversation (abstract because, I had to censor the conversation here and there to avoid V-Lokam from being banned)

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Me : Where were you all these days and what brings you now in front of me ?

Sage : I am here to appreciate you for your bravery, my child.

Me : My what?

Sage : Your bravery! I heard that you managed to keep your family and your in-laws under the same roof for more than a week and you also took them for a one day trip. That’s nothing but guts, my child. Fools like you are rare and I wanted to see one directly in person.

Me : Wait a minute. Did you just come over to abuse me?

Sage : Sarcasm isn’t anybody’s birth right, my child. Despite my timely advices and your own past experiences, it’s evident that you have not learned anything. Handling two families at the same time is not an art; its stupidity; its suicide. The fools and ignorant are always brave because they aren’t aware of the consequences of their actions.

Me : But isn’t all this a part of marriage?

Sage : Not for everybody. Why do you think people work abroad and take their parents only once in a while on a trip? Do you know anybody who has invited both set of parents at the same time for a trip abroad? People since ages have been claiming that marriage is just not about two individuals, but also an association of two families. As if the tensions, restrictions and issues from one family are not enough, people get married and invite some more from the new family and make their life miserable.

Me : Tell me one thing, why are you so against marriage? Did you become like this because of your own experience?

Sage : I have always been single and will forever remain this way. I am not against marriage at all. But when given a choice between marriage and bachelorhood, I would also choose the latter. Each one of us is entitled to a responsibility when we come into this world. And mine is to warn people on marriage and keep them away from it as long as possible. Some listen to me, some don’t. Most of them who have listened to me have become famous.

Me : Seriously? And who all are they ?

Sage : Hmm…top of my mind…Lord Ayyappa, Lord Hanuman, Issac Newton, Atal Bihari Vajpayee, Jayalalitha, Oprah Winfrey, Salman Khan and not to forget my favourite disciple – A.P.J. Abdul Kalaam.

Me : Whoa !!! Ayyappa and Hanuman??? How old are you then?

Sage : As old as the first marriage on planet earth.

Me : You shouldn’t blame me for not listening to you. You used to appear only in dreams, unlike now. How do I know if you are there for real?

Sage : Haven’t you ever heard of the phrase “chase your dream” ? Moreover, I have millions of other idiots to attend, especially those who are in the verge of falling in love. So, at times, it isn’t possible to appear directly in person.

Me : and with all your anti-woman theories, you also have women as your disciples!! That’s really surprising!! But does that mean even women have problems with marriage?

Sage : Of course, yes. But it is the men who are more affected because of marriage. If you quite notice between the two genders, it is the man who gets bald and it is, again, the man who gets the first grey hair. With all the pressure from his work and from his wife, his head gets boiled up and he starts losing hair. Very often, I have seen women pulling their bald husband’s legs in public saying that they never knew before wedding that he would go bald and that they committed a mistake, blah blah. But what they don’t realize is that they are indirectly blaming themselves for their husband’s baldness. Check out your own snaps a week before wedding and those that you have taken recently. You can notice two things; one, you have enough space in your head for a helipad, and two, you look huge. Putting on weight after marriage is another common thing seen among men. It is because certain individuals have a tendency to find their only solace in food because of the depression this institution called marriage creates.

Me : All married men would be aware of this, right? Atleast most of them ? Then, why didn’t anybody warn me? I mean, my dad, my bro, my friends.

Sage : Because certain people after marriage become sadists. They want every other guy to go through the same torture and that’s the only fun they get to have. They become frustrated with their lives and know very well that they have no escape. Wedding, in short, is a day celebrated by sadists to welcome another probable sadist to their gang. And with wedding, the groom loses that one thing which he had preserved for so many years; in your case till 28 years!

Me : Errr…Umm… I don’t know how to react to this…mmm…

Sage : I meant Peace of mind, you pervert. You lose your peace of mind and that’s something which you are never going to get back after marriage. There are so many things which we need to learn from nature. How many times have you stared at birds or at stray dogs thinking how happy they were and if you could live like them -carefree? Have you ever thought what the reason behind their happiness could be ?

Me : No marriage???

Sage : Yes. They have a bond with their partners for sure, but you don’t see the animals getting married to each other. And, if at all they get married, it would be only to humans. You must have heard about the guy who got married to a dog, or the woman who got married to a donkey, haven’t you?? Another instance that we need to learn from nature is that women are as such dangerous. Do you know that among certain species of spiders and scorpions, the females devour the male immediately after mating, a phenomenon which is called sexual cannibalism. Why, even the mosquitoes that bite us are only females! Women have always been a problem in a man’s life. During his childhood, he gets succumbed to a lot of pressure from his mother in the form of restrictions and responsibilities even if he is the best lad around, and then when he enters college and work, he commits a stupidity by falling in love with the first girl who smiles at him who in a few days become his TAMER and tortures him to the highest extent possible. By now, the poor guy is reduced to a squeezed drumstick. You can guess how pathetic his life would be if he also had a sister. But the sister’s role is limited because she would be busy taming some other guy somewhere. Anyway, once he reaches his late twenties, he submits himself to marriage. He chooses to get into that adventure either with his existing tamer or with a new one found by his parents. This is when he receives a bonus – a mother-in-law!!!

Me : 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯

Sage : Don’t worry, I mean, there is no point in worrying now. You should slowly get used to all this; that’s the only way out. But I heard that you are already warning two of your female colleagues from getting married and that they are, now, in a dilemma. Nice work, my child. I am glad that you are getting into such social service. But try convincing those colleagues; don’t leave them in this state of neither-here-nor-there.

Me : Yeah, they were about to be on my side. But I accidentally made them read all those anti-woman posts* that you had asked me to publish. And, their dilemma right now is if they should trust me or not on my advices. Btw, should I publish this conversation of ours as a post ?

Sage : Of course, you should. It will also serve the purpose of keeping your blog alive for a few days.

Me : But you know what? The only reason I published them is because you are a sage and I know I can’t get away that easily by upsetting a sage. I get attacked by women from all over the world each time I publish your thoughts here. They fail to understand the actual intention behind the posts. Some of them take it personally and go to the extent of publishing a similar post against me. And, the ugliest part is that I don’t even have the men to support me. They always take the women’s side to impress them or remain neutral by leaving one of those useless ‘ROFL’ in the comments.

Sage : Yeah, men can be hopeless at times; its time they stood up for each other. Look at women, they are known for their cat fights and back bites, but when it comes to feminism, they all unite from God-alone-knows-where! But you have to publish this conversation and make people aware of the facts. And if any woman takes it personally, don’t worry, it is just a matter of their guilty conscious pricking!!  Anyway, I have to leave now. I need to visit Shahid Kapoor and warn him about getting into a relationship with Priyanka. The poor guy isn’t realizing that his girl friend’s latest movie** is actually a trailer of his life!

Me : Ok. Before you leave, tell me where can I come and meet you if I need help.

Sage : Just think of me and I am there.

Me : Btw, whats your name or how do I address you ?

Sage (smiles): My child, you don’t keep a separate name for your conscience, do you ?

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…….and he vanished !!!!

 

** 7 Khoon Maaf – Priyanka Chopra plays the role of a woman who gets married 7 seven times and kills all her husbands.

* The posts from the sage’s mouth :

When you are not single, you…

I can’t understand women and I never will

Every husband has a sad story to tell

 

Working title – Return of the sage!

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69 Comments leave one →
  1. February 21, 2011 10:13 am

    First 😛 😛

    • February 21, 2011 10:33 am

      I was about to say that this sage is none other than your own conscience and there….you said it yourself 😛

      Vim : 🙂

      Well…well…I like the way you updated us on the expanding airstrip amongst your hair and the wonderful way L has been pampering you with yummy delights to beam and ‘grow’ with happiness in the year gone by 😀 😀 😀

      Vim : all that isnt something I should be proud of CB ! 😀 😀 😀

      My,my, so you are trying to mis-guide innocent colleagues of yours against marriage??? 🙄 😯 😯 in that case, this post should turn out to be an eye-opener for all of them 😀 😀

      Vim : Yes, yes. I sent it to them as well. Yet to get their feedback 😛

      Great to see a post from you after a loooooong time,enjoy work but do spare time for blogging for you are definitely missed 😛 😛

      Vim : Hmmm…Im so tied up CB these days. Its been ages since I am came on gtalk itself ! I so want to keep blogging alive, but I dont find time to even think. I just hope things will fall back into place.

  2. February 21, 2011 10:18 am

    Your sage doesn’t know that hanuman was married and both hanuman and his wife have a temple in AP,he has a son too.

    It is very difficult to manage both the families together,i appreciate ur guts.I will never do that knowing my m-law….

  3. February 21, 2011 10:39 am

    If managing both your parents and in-laws are the reason for this post…. I can imagine your stress levels for that week. How was ur anniversary??? 😛

    Having said that, I m sure Laxmi wud not have read this post. If so, she wud not let u survive under the same roof !!!

    You finally admit the sage is nothing but your own conscience…. entammo! let me wait for the fireworks now! 😛 😛

    • February 22, 2011 6:53 am

      No, actually thats not the reason for this post. Thats just the reason for the sage to visit me 😀 😀 😀 😀

      Fireworks are over ! aage vedimarunninte naatamaanu ivide ! 😀

      • February 22, 2011 9:11 pm

        Entamme! You are actually replying to comments??? I thought you would already be six feet under by now!! 😀 😀 😀

  4. Count Bratula permalink
    February 21, 2011 10:52 am

    Erm but stray dogs usually gets castrated and die of rabies no?
    And even birds..they usually die a horrible death through birdflu ,radar failure and sometimes by getting sucked in by airplane engines!!! 😯 ..erm n they shit on ppl too 🙄

    Trust me man,i dont want to be any one of these creatures! 🙄

    • February 22, 2011 6:54 am

      Dude, you are in love. I just hope the sage visits you soon !!!

      moreover, I meant, live carefree like them, not be them !!!

  5. February 21, 2011 11:24 am

    *snorts* u dream of your own self?? Such bad days in your life!!!!

    Vim : I know ! But you know what, I once had a nightmare too; and you were the only person in it ! 😀

    You men enjoy eating home cooked food but are such thankless buggers! You blame us for your fatness!!! If you are so much drowned in sorro then do something creative like start cooking & take revenge on your wife by making her fat but no you want to sulk in your SO CALLED SORROW/ DEPRESSION!

    Vim : We dont want to disappoint you by not eating your food. We are being considerate; is that wrong? and what makes you think that its her food that I gobble to become fat ??? Tch Tch !!!

    Don’t tell me you preserved it for 28 damn years??? I mean piece of mind you pervert!!! You liar!!! You don’t have a mind so how cou;d you preserve it??? 😀 😀 😀

    Vim : yeah yeah !!! Women can never understand that even men have a mind ! 😀

    Tell me how qould you know whether animals are maried or not? How can u assume that they are just living in or having some night stands?? You haven’t conversed with them niether do u know their language! Kucch bhi fekte ho 😀

    Vim : My dog never got married, so I know 😛 😛 😛 😛 Its very simple, animals see us getting married, but do we see the same for them???? have you?? eh ?

    But all said and done I somewhat agree with what you have written! And I kind of like your social work! How about starting an NGO for it??? We can call it “Being Unmarried” and get Sallu as the brand Ambassador. We will start a new series of posts “Silly nd Crazy Tell you how & why not to do it”

    Vim : Now, you are talking !! Im in !!! Being Unmarried ! wow !

    We can ask for online donations for the cause! 😀 😀 😀

    Vim : Oh pls, not one of those blog cups again ! 😛

    • February 22, 2011 11:33 am

      ha! As if your Dog will get married and come nd tell you. How can you say that he isn’t marrd? He might have finished the rituals in his own way and u wouldn’t know 😛 Remember Paresh Rawal in Hungama??? haan haan haan?? 😀

      Cups??? huh!! We will take donation & PARTY!!!

  6. February 21, 2011 11:28 am

    a lot of pressure from his mother in the form of restrictions and responsibilities even if he is the best lad around, and then when he enters college and work, he commits a stupidity by falling in love with the first girl who smiles at him who in a few days become his TAMER…

    After reading those words I shall ban my son from your blog! Aiyyo! what to do wth this lad? I want to know Lakshmi’s take on all this! I knew the rascal sage as your own self…btw ho old do u look in ur dreams?

    yenpa…you are married illai?…still? Thirundave maatiya?

    • February 22, 2011 7:01 am

      No no. You shouldnt ban him from reading this. You want to see your son happy, rt??? 😀 😀 😀 😀

      Thirundaradaa irundaaa naaan eppave thirundeerppen !! 😀 😀

  7. February 21, 2011 11:28 am

    Baaah! Knowing u, hw cn we ever think ur conscience can be any better 😛 😛

    I like ur working title 😉 😉

    • February 22, 2011 7:02 am

      Oyyyyy !!!! Did you make my guru read this ???? That sage and Su looks very similar, btw ! 😀 😀 😀

  8. February 21, 2011 12:38 pm

    😆

    Missed your posts and your comments!
    What a post to come out of the quietness!! 😛
    :mrgreen:

  9. Vivek permalink
    February 21, 2011 2:50 pm

    Thanks for the advice Vimmuuu .. Every bit of ur post is true ..

    • February 21, 2011 2:52 pm

      oh he has support ?

      • February 22, 2011 7:03 am

        I have support from women also ! Some of them dont comment here though ! 😀 😀

        @ Vivek : No problem man! Any time for good listeners like you ! 😀

        • February 23, 2011 12:49 pm

          Good listeners??!! Paavumay!!! U r simply corrupting the lad! Tch! Tch!

  10. February 21, 2011 5:25 pm

    ROFL!

    Belated anniversary wishes! I can guess how well that went 😀

    And kudos to both set of parents, for being able to put on that “my son/son-in-law is a nice person” drama all through their stay 😀

    • February 22, 2011 7:04 am

      If you know, why did you even wish me a ‘belated’ ??? 😀 😀 😀 😀

      Oh yeah, enikku adokke kaanumbolulla kali !!! Entaaamoooooo ! 😛

      But, Im basically a nice person, adukondu adigam drama vendi vannillaa !!! 😛 😛

      • February 22, 2011 9:14 pm

        adigam drama vendi vanilla??? 😯 ennittu ingane!
        ee kanakinu sherikku drama undayirunenkil ….ENTAMMO!!! 😛 😛

  11. February 21, 2011 5:48 pm

    U kept both families together? Either you’re a super-hero with tremendous courage or a complete id**t 🙂 I take it you are the former 😉 Btw, MIL coming as a bonus is too much. Atleast for you guys, MIL might be considered a bonus, they way they pamper you and feed you and praise you. For us women, MIL is a millstone around the neck!!

    • February 22, 2011 7:07 am

      No, I take it as the latter ! 😀 😀 😀 Never ever gonna do that again !

      MIL is a millstone !!! ROFL !!!! Whats her email id ? or phone number ?? 😀 😀 😀

      • February 22, 2011 1:13 pm

        Sure, talk to her and you’ll go into depression and never call anybody else in your life1!!!

  12. February 21, 2011 8:04 pm

    Hello! 🙂

    I’m hoping that you are doing well, after all of this 🙂

    Vim : So far so good !! Yet to have breakfast ! 😉

    Now, tell me – you keep asking me no end on when I’d follow suit and get married. Whatever is that supposed to mean? I can hardly understand such sadism from someone such as you! 🙂

    Vim : I keep asking you “When do you get married?”; I never asked you “Why dont you get married?”. I wanted to send that sage to you if at all you have plans. So sadism buddy ! 😀

    What gives????? 🙂

    Have you, as a friend, made some attempt to talk to my folks and stop this about-to-happen-catastrophe? At least for the sake of a friend? Or has the consultant side overtaken you to profile the life and times of a human who is about to be cast into endless misery? 🙂 And that you’d make a selling case and offer possible solutions for a fee? 🙂 Coz, thats exactly what consultants do, in the very first place! 🙂

    Vim : I could do consultation ! Check out Smitas comment above. Being Unmarried is a nice initiative. We should all be a part of it ! 😀 😀 😀

    Hey, has Laxmi seen this? I’m assuming this one is a ‘filtered version’ allowed to be posted after ‘necessary approvals’ 🙂

    Vim : This, as mentioned, is the censored version. Imagine how the rest of the women would react if I had put it completely ! 😀 😀 No approvals required from her. Actually, I didnt let her know ! 😀 😀

    All that apart, I do seriously expect answers to every single question that I’ve asked! 🙂

    Vim : Maaama, kelvi kekkradu romba simple. badal sonna daan theriyum evalavu kashtamnnu !! 😀 😀 😀

    One liners will ensure being shot to death! Or in your case, being a spider, squished to pulp! 🙂

    Vim : Im telling you, even Superman wouldnt be able to survive marriage !! I rest my case !

  13. February 21, 2011 9:21 pm

    You are back and back with a bang….
    Men can be mean but I’m always on your side…
    Each and every word that you wrote is so so so true…. Poor men what else can I say….

    • February 22, 2011 7:13 am

      Yeyyyyy !!!! Finally, somebody who actually understood the intention behind the post ! 😀 😀 😀

  14. February 21, 2011 9:27 pm

    Sorry I pressed the publish button by mistake….
    Ohk let me continue….

    Vim : Got so excited, eh ?? 😀 😀

    The sadist thing you said is soo true… Married people are soo mean… They want to ruin our lives too but here we have one selfless married man who is religiously involved in saving lives…. Hats off to you…

    Vim : Thanks buddy ! Appreciation for my efforts is just what I wanted 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 Btw, dont get into their trap. Remain single as long as possible ! 😛

    You have put on and lost hair.. lol… Put your new pic please…. 😀 😀

    Vim : Never ! 😛 😛 😛

    You managed both the families together… You are so fed up that you are attempting suicide… 😛

    Vim : LOL, yeah, its worse than suicide actually ! but Im glad you all arent going to do that now ! 😀

    Ohk I need to stop now or people here are gonna kill me 😀

    Vim : Nahh, Im here to defend you ! Go on ; go on !! 😀

  15. February 21, 2011 9:27 pm

    1. jayalalitha
    2. Oprah
    3. Shobhana
    so there is a list of females too who cant stand the thought of getting into an indefinite
    bond with such an indecisive creed (Men)

    Vim : Yeah, those are the sages clients too, rt? Its not about any gender. Its about marriage ! 😀

    First they need to be fed, clothed, pampered – “soosooed” by MOMMY…
    and?? inreturn??? he says “he gets succumbed to a lot of pressure from his mother in the form of restrictions and responsibilities”
    Then – he goes around doing all the buffoonery to “patoufy” that dame…and?? then
    has ths probls that shes lame..nd trying to tame!!!

    Vim : What do you know? You are not a guy. There is no way that you can understand what we had to go through from our mom ! 😀 😀 😀 You are one of those tamers and so, you will only speak for yourself !! Again, Its not about any gender. Its about marriage ! 😀

    He finds “solace” in food and bloats up – not coz hes getting much better
    homecooked by his wife than the cockroach infested, lizard peed canteen/hotel stuff he was used to!

    Vim : Like I wrote to Smita, we are just being considerate for whatever you make in the name of cooking. See, we get blamed for being nice also ! Btw, cockroach infested and lizard peed food??? where do we get those??? I used to have food from decent places ! 😀 😀 😀 Once again, Its not about any gender. Its about marriage ! 😀

    yea – Baldness and greying – for cribbers..who keep moaning no matter what they
    get in life!

    Vim : You actually didnt have an answer for this one rt? Yeah, forgot to mention, some of them even grow beards to hide the depression in their face ! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 Please note, Its not about any gender. Its about marriage ! 😀

    Guilty conscious pricking for commenting??on such consistent cribbing…so the person
    who actually wrote the entire post must have been dead now drowning in his own guilt!

    Vim : You all rant and we should take it as ”’awwww, dont worry, things will be fine” and when we rant, “we are cribbers” !!! Yeah, but one thing is true, this aint going to be fine, so no use empathising also ! 😀 😀 Also note, Its not about any gender. Its about marriage ! 😀

    Sage – no wonder he is a sage – talking of sexual cannibalism and bonding of animals and
    calling others pervert and all!!! deeply desperate indeed?!!!
    and how does he calculate his age?? from the “first marriage”
    talk about “kittaatha munthiri pulikkum” (the grapes beyond his reach… are sour!”)

    Vim : Thats all what sages do ??? I hope all those sai baba devotees dont read what you wrote !! 😀 😀 😀 Why did you have to get so hyper in the first place? There were so many other stuffs mentioned too. I also wrote against men. But you had to take up only thats written against women. Guilty conscious pricking, eh??? 😀 😀 😀 😀 and to sum it up, Its not about any gender. Its about marriage ! 😀

    • Count Bratula permalink
      February 21, 2011 9:38 pm

      😯 Verbivore is scary! 🙄
      Paavam vimmuu chettan jeevichu pokotte pengale! 😥

      Vim : Its not verbivore alone man; if you know what I mean ! 😀 😀

      • February 21, 2011 10:49 pm

        pinne paavam!!! nakkedutha pennungalle kuttam parayaane neramullu…amma, ettathi, bharya – ellarum venam…kuttam parachilinu maathram oru kuravum illa!!! kurachu thirakkilaayipoyi – illel – or 2-3 pages essay ezhuthaamayirunnu..aduthathu ezhuthunnathu nere laxmi-kkaayirikkum!

        Vim : Ayyooo, oru nallavalu vannirikkunnu !!! Arent you the one who published a anti-men post soon after my ladies hostel post ??? Why do you have to get provoked; why do you have to be so insecured?? 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 essay alla, venamengil oru book thanney ezhudikko, parayaan pattilla, chilappol adinaavum Booker Prize kittaan pogunney !! 😀 😀 😀

  16. February 21, 2011 9:44 pm

    I will come back tomorrow and comment para by para tomorrow and read the comments too…can’t afford to miss anything here! Too late now, 9.45 pm!

  17. Count Bratula permalink
    February 21, 2011 9:47 pm

    Psst… theres a big discount sale going on at ‘GULF GATE’ due to DSF..do u want me to order one for ya? 😛 😛 😛 :mrgreen:

  18. February 22, 2011 8:32 am

    Parents and in laws together? hahaha.. what a foolish soul you are.. 😛 Never mind… that’s how you’ll learn.

    • March 13, 2011 8:39 pm

      Yeah, but Im one of those who never learn !! Foolish me !!

  19. Pooja permalink
    February 22, 2011 6:19 pm

    Just wandered into your blog as I was sitting idle n reading articles….and don’t worry, I’m not (till now) one of the female who took all this personally…somewhere I actually agree by what you said…and (don’t tell you wife) sort of fell in love by the way u told…it was really lovely reading all the plight of a man, covered with the right dose of sarcasm n humor…enjoy the pleasures of being married!!!

    • March 13, 2011 8:46 pm

      Welcome to V-lokam and my apologies for this delay in writing back.

      Glad you didnt take all this seriously; just look at those comments above 😀 😀 😀 😀

      pleasures of being married or pressures of being married ??? 😀 😀 😀

      See ya around and if you have a blog of your own, do let me know ! 😀

  20. February 23, 2011 10:45 am

    hahah.. good the post i say…

    and *jaw drops* u had family n inlaw family over at the same time.. where u in the country or was L left to manage em all ??????????????????????????????????????????????? 😛

    eppadi man irukka?? hows Malluland treating u?

    • March 13, 2011 8:51 pm

      eyyyy…I was in the same house playing the role of a ring master !! 😀 😀 😀

  21. February 23, 2011 7:50 pm

    hehehe.. that was one hilarious post!! 🙂 and I was gonna ask.. if there was a role reversal between “me” and “sage” 😛

    so finally u have all the answers you were seeking, son! 😀

    • March 13, 2011 8:53 pm

      Nope, I still dont ! Marriage and women are two stuffs that I am never going to understand !! 😀 😀 😀

  22. February 23, 2011 11:52 pm

    I was going to feel all sorry for you, having to entertain both inlaws and parents together, only to realize that you must have had the best of both worlds 🙂 Pampering from both sides 🙂 What are you complaining about 🙂

    As for that sage, poor guy, having to bear the blame for all your whacky posts 🙂

    We would like to see a pic of your balding head though 🙂

    • March 13, 2011 8:59 pm

      Pampering from both sides????? are you kidding me??????? 😛 😛 😛

      oh, so the sage is poor ! and no consideration towards a person who has to go through all this torture !! 😦

  23. February 24, 2011 3:48 am

    This year’s braveryaward goes to Vimmuu, first for managing to keep both the families under one roof, and that too for a week. And then coming out with this post 🙂
    Why do you guys act to be so much against the marriage? I mean, it is you who will run like majnoos after girls in the college, then it is you who will sit on a ghodi and take a baraat to her house to marry her. so all along, everything is your initiative. And then all of a sudden, it is all complaints !!
    Tch..tch…
    🙂

    • March 13, 2011 9:06 pm

      LOL, yeah, I deserve the award. I dont think I can send the nominations; can you do it for me ??? pls ??? People should realise how big a person I am !! 😀 😀 😀

      yeah, I know ! Thats why we have this sage going around and advising everybody; but some of them dont listen at all !

  24. February 24, 2011 4:36 pm

    You should have put your photos ‘before and after marriage’ and we could have decided if you really mean what you or your ‘sage’ says…if you have become bald or have put on WEIGHT!

    Very rarely people entertain parents and in-laws together, you are unique, Vimmuuu!

    • March 13, 2011 9:07 pm

      Why are all concerned only about my looks ?? Tch ! Tch !!!

      by unique, you meant foolishly unique, rt? 😀 😀 😀

  25. February 26, 2011 1:24 pm

    Lol!

    Btw you forgot Mamtadidi and Mayavati behenji:)

    • March 13, 2011 9:08 pm

      You mean the sage forgot !!!

      They wouldnt have been at the top of his mind; they are anyway worthless !!! 😀 😀 😀

  26. ajay permalink
    February 28, 2011 12:45 am

    Men are here! I am so with you man. My sympathies for you. Sorry I can’t empathize with you. 😀 Now after reading this post, I know I should never marry. I am going to make all my friends here read this post. You are doing a great service to mankind. 😀 And yes, the next time the sage visits you, send him to me. I think I need assistance. 😀 😀 An awesome post it is but please don’t desert us for long. Your company is always missed here.

    PS : Can I have the uncensored version of this post, please? 😀

    • March 13, 2011 9:10 pm

      Glad this generation is taking such topics seriously !! mark my words, you will go places buddy !!! 😀 😀 😀

      He would start visiting you when 1) you fall in love or 2) when your parents decide to get you married !! 😀 😀 😀

      Uncensored version, eh? That will be the last post in v-lokam !! 😀 😀 😀

  27. March 2, 2011 12:44 pm

    Sorry, but cant help it….ROFL !!! 😆

    Is this post to celebrate ur wedding anniversary or what ???? 😉 U had both families home at the same time ??? WOW, Vimmuuu, u have become the perfect GRAHASTHAN !!!! 🙂 🙂 Have fun and enjoy life !!! Sages dont understand the happiness that comes along with the baldness… 🙂 🙂

    And theres no point in running away from life’s challenges….you’ll be a coward !!! ha ha ha !!! 🙂

    • March 13, 2011 9:15 pm

      yeah, keep ROFL-ing !!! you fall into that category of sadists, rt?? 😀 😀 😀

      celebrate wedding anniversary??? I still dont understand why should anybody celebrate a sad day !!! 😀 😀 😀

      heyyy, dont blame the sage !!! atleast he is doing something good for the society !!!

      after marriage, where can I run??? and even if i run, you think I would be left to live in peace ?? 😀 😀 😀

  28. March 17, 2011 10:37 pm

    heee heee heee .. u hypocrite .. u r loving every min of being married !!!!

    • Count Bratula permalink
      March 18, 2011 1:18 am

      wassup? 😎

      • March 20, 2011 10:44 am

        kooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooi

        eppadi ikkrein ??

        am adding more and more movies to my list … wazzup w u ?

        • Count Bratula permalink
          March 24, 2011 1:00 am

          Kooooii?? meenkari ayo???
          im doin good 🙂
          plz add ‘Despicable Me’ to tht list 😀

  29. Srini permalink
    March 19, 2011 4:39 pm

    Vimmuuu wareh waa:) wat a truth about women and how men suffer b’coz of those sweet devil’s (No offense – Females) ;)lemme tell u another truth, Take Lord shiva he gave one half to Shakthi and now he is not in a position to take his own decision and he always sees the other half getting laughed at him always 😉 Vimal and one more thing if u ever have a chance to meet that sage again can u please suggest my name and ask him to come in my dream.. i am ok now understood 60% of women and i need to be cleaned up for another 40 % to make my self 100% perfect.. or if there is any suggestion which is small i will consult with u 🙂

  30. March 22, 2011 2:51 pm

    wow!! having parents from both sides over at home for one week?? Thats committing hara kiri!

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