I can’t understand women and I never will.

This is a sequel to this most courageous and jinxed post of mine.

Well, heres one more from that genre (as if the damage from the first wasn’t enough for me, huh?). And this time its courageous because I am gonna hit the publish button for this post with hardly 5 hrs left for my engagement!! Tan Da Naaaaaan !! Ta na nana !!! But I just hope it doesn’t become jinxed like the last time ! LOL.

 I cant understand women and I never will because :

•  When they shout or scream, its speaking their heart out, but when you raise your voice even a little bit, you are rude !
• They don’t like you watching sports but they call you a boring person if you don’t like sports at all.
• They call you a spendthrift when you spend on movies and gadgets, but they don’t mind spending a fortune on all those expensive one-time clothes.
• They can speak to unknown guys and it is called socializing; but you are a flirt even if you speak to girls whom you already know.
• They ‘interrogate’ you when their call ends up in call waiting. But they brand you as a jerk when you question them back at a similar situation.
• They would want you to cancel all your plans with your friends to spend time with them, but the moment you ask them to cancel any of their similar plans, you are dead meat !
• They could send corny SMS’ or mails, but when you send them, you would have to have answer a lot of their questions –“Who, from where, why, when” and even “how” !!
• They call you insensitive, but they also call you a baby when you cry at the movies!
• When it comes to husbands salary, it is ‘family-money’, but when it comes to their own salary, its ‘my-own-hard-earned-money’ !
• They hit you on your head when you check out other girls! But they can drool over a guy, right in front of you, and that is admiring fashion it seems.
• They expect you to like all their male friends, but they find it difficult to accept even one female friend of yours.
• They can tease or tickle you however they can and it is supposed to be their idea of having fun; when you do the same to them, its called harassment.
• They can speak to their mom for hours long and share all their secrets with them, but the moment you pick your moms call, you are a mommys boy.
• They can go on and on about feminism, but if you disagree to any one point they make, you are a male chauvinist pig…errr…swine !

I am very much aware of the fact that I would be attacked from left, right, center, top, bottom, sideways and all directions possible for such a post. LOL. And I am also sure that the attack is going to be from both men and women. Women are lucky you know, they always have the support of other women. And men prefer supporting women in such situations, how else can those losers impress women !! 😀 😀 😀

Btw, have you ever wondered that words like Mistake, Misunderstand, Misinterpret, Misuse, Mishap, and even Miserable begin with MIS(s) ?  😉

And allow me to use the same disclaimer that was written for the first part :

Disclaimer : A sage appeared in my dream and asked me to write this post. I am innocent and I have nothing to do with any of the above points.